Ride to Hell: Retribution

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1.4

Overwhelming dislike- based on 611 Ratings

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  1. Positive: 67 out of 611
  2. Mixed: 9 out of 611
  3. Negative: 535 out of 611
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  1. tooboredto
    Jun 8, 2023
    0
    A broken mess. You can clip through the ground, and the story is just irredeemable GARBAGE.
  2. Treaper
    Feb 13, 2023
    10
    Pathetic attempt at a game, uninteresting, bad game-play and overall rubbish, I definitely would not recommend this game and it was a complete waste of money.
  3. Beatsaberzzz
    Jan 31, 2023
    10
    This game is so hilariously bad its so good!! It has Bikes, Guns, and Fully Clothed sex scenes!! It has it all!!
  4. fitro
    Nov 18, 2022
    10
    yknow what? this game is fun. story was bland. but atleast its not bland like your mom(jk). im just gonna say that, this game should be fix, right? thats alright. lets hope for modders to fix this game or the devs do it by themselves
  5. neogeocartridge
    Aug 13, 2022
    0
    why the hell does this game exist??? it's terrible, abysmal, loathsome, makes you suffer, buggy, bad graphics, crap gameplay, an unspeakably terrible plot, atrocious characters, ugly cover, a 1 on GameSpot, 16 on the Metascore, stupidly expensive price, waste of money, and a bad racing game. i'd rather have someone piss and poop on my face than rather play this pathetic, stupid attempt atwhy the hell does this game exist??? it's terrible, abysmal, loathsome, makes you suffer, buggy, bad graphics, crap gameplay, an unspeakably terrible plot, atrocious characters, ugly cover, a 1 on GameSpot, 16 on the Metascore, stupidly expensive price, waste of money, and a bad racing game. i'd rather have someone piss and poop on my face than rather play this pathetic, stupid attempt at making a game. and also, speaking of hell, this game makes you feel you are in hell.… Expand
  6. Tanktop
    Aug 1, 2022
    10
    This is the best RPG i've ever played in my life, I recommend it to everyone who isn't blind. The blind shouldn't be allowed to drive.
  7. TheVoid67
    Jun 2, 2022
    0
    Suuka blyeyytttty **** gamessss badddddddddddd **** Live in the garbage, **** it, zero points from here blyeeeeeeeeettt Don't take it!!!!!! Baddddd
  8. Daddycuminme
    Jun 25, 2021
    0
    This game is so cringe and bad it makes me want to cum hard and die. **** this game it’s retarded even a 10 year old would want to die over this peice of **** of a game
  9. MIRZ04NIS
    May 30, 2021
    0
    Эта игра как фильмы Курицына-Невского: чем более серьёзные щи, тем больше хочется ржать.

    Настолько говно, что аж шедевр!
  10. YesQuero
    Mar 18, 2021
    10
    Удивительно, как легко разные "критики" и "блогеры" могут убедить людей в том, что проект ужасен и вообще является одним из самых худших в истории.
    Поиграв в Ride To Hell, я лично убедился, что игра далеко не так плоха. В ней куча интересных механик, сюжет довольно интригующий и на нее попросту приятно смотреть - она очень стильная и атмосферная.
    Да, недостатков тоже масса, но до    Удивительно, как легко разные "критики" и "блогеры" могут убедить людей в том, что проект ужасен и вообще является одним из самых худших в истории.
    Поиграв в Ride To Hell, я лично убедился, что игра далеко не так плоха. В ней куча интересных механик, сюжет довольно интригующий и на нее попросту приятно смотреть - она очень стильная и атмосферная.
    Да, недостатков тоже масса, но до "единицы" ей далеко. Скрипты работают нормально, вылетов за 8 часов прохождения не было.
    Её реальная оценка - в районе 5 баллов из 10. Это проходной продукт категории "Б", который, к сожалению, на старте вышел достаточно сыроватым.
    Моя высокая оценка здесь поставлена только ради поднятия среднего балла. Игра не заслуживает быть самой худшей в списке.    … Expand
  11. FrpMan
    Dec 19, 2020
    1
    Oyun gerçekten kötü. Zamanında ps3 için oyun ararken ve bu oyunun bu kadar kötü olduğunu bilmezken aldım. İndirdim oynamaya başladım o kadar saçma sapan bir hali var ve amacı yoktu ki şaşırdım. Bitirmeye güç dayanmaz.
  12. Mahmus
    Oct 26, 2020
    0
    suffering. this game is suffering of the first level, that's what it is. At least it's funny
  13. Ojj
    Sep 1, 2020
    10
    This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. Such a beautiful game i never have seen a such cool game with such a beautiful graphic the best k.i of the last ten years and a average Story Thats only a joke okay… Expand
  14. Hiepga
    Jul 24, 2020
    0
    This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. Game xàm chơi thì lag, game toàn đánh nhau lặp đi lặp lại, nói chuyện thì cồng kềnh… Expand
  15. Gregtami
    Apr 28, 2020
    0
    Unfinished in every sense of the word. Can’t believe that games like this are still existing in modern AAA market.
  16. GameGenius
    Mar 25, 2020
    10
    This game is an absolute masterpiece in every way. Lets talk about the story first. The story is beautiful and includes characters that you come to deeply care about over the course of the story. In addition, the dialouge is absolutley brilliant. Every joke had me laughing, and the interactions between characters were always enjoyable. Next, lets talk about the gameplay. The gameplay wasThis game is an absolute masterpiece in every way. Lets talk about the story first. The story is beautiful and includes characters that you come to deeply care about over the course of the story. In addition, the dialouge is absolutley brilliant. Every joke had me laughing, and the interactions between characters were always enjoyable. Next, lets talk about the gameplay. The gameplay was addciting, fun, and overall an amazing experience. I played this work of art for hours on end, and it was hard to stop. In all honesty I don't have a single clue as to why everyone hates this game, and why it is one of the lowest rated games of all time. To conclude this review, I think this game was leagues ahead in terms of gameplay, story, and gameplay mechanics. Another reason why this game deserves nothing less than a 10, is because it was a huge, groundbreaking innovation in terms of it's story. This masterpeice was a huge leap forward for narratives in video games.… Expand
  17. Adoreball
    Feb 28, 2020
    9
    The developers were excited to show you a bunch of cool ideas, but unfortunately, they were not given enough time to finish a single one. Everything is bad, but the only part that isn’t fun and worth your time is that the enemies have too much health. Play on easy.
  18. HonestReviews69
    Jun 17, 2019
    10
    This is my favorite video game that I have not played. Easy 10/10. Recommend to everyone imo
  19. Razor_M2
    Jun 2, 2019
    10
    Juego de culto! Técnicamente flojo pero con un estilo artístico que le dan el punto suficiente como para tener su qué. Jugablemente es muy malo, pero hace que su dificultad se incremente al costar jugarlo. Os acordais de Deadly Premonition? Pues esta es la versión motera.
  20. ThePokage
    Jan 13, 2019
    1
    This game is offensive. The gameplay styles are ripped from other games and done worse. The characters and story fell like what an angsty 13 year old thinks is deep and compelling storytelling. And women are used as objects and rewards. Buy it only to laugh at it, because you will a lot
  21. daedalus_
    Aug 7, 2018
    1
    after 5 years I still regret I've spent money on this game

    avoid it at all cost
  22. gamecorner
    Jul 21, 2018
    2
    Ride to Hell Retribution is an epic fail in gaming history. Ugly graphics, terrible voice acting, terrible quick time events, bad physics, bad story, bugs, stupid AI and much many.
  23. hiltong55
    Jul 2, 2018
    1
    Picked this game up on G2A a little over a year ago just to see if it was as bad as everyone said. Well, the answer is yes. The story is ludicrous, the gameplay feels cheap and amateur, the bikes sound like crap, the music is awful and the voice acting (if you can call it that) is PS1 era horrible. Finishing this was painful but I felt like I had to so I can better appreciate good gamesPicked this game up on G2A a little over a year ago just to see if it was as bad as everyone said. Well, the answer is yes. The story is ludicrous, the gameplay feels cheap and amateur, the bikes sound like crap, the music is awful and the voice acting (if you can call it that) is PS1 era horrible. Finishing this was painful but I felt like I had to so I can better appreciate good games when I play them. These devs should not be making games.… Expand
  24. hardcorekidd
    Jun 28, 2018
    0
    This is probably the worst shooting game I have ever played. Don't waste your money on this. Final Grade (0/10)
    Just......WTF!!!
  25. CateTr
    Feb 10, 2018
    8
    This is a great spin off of the amazing show Horrid Henry and basically you should play it because it is just like the show it spun off so great music , great game play and amazing story 8/10 would play again as long as i can listen to the horrid henry soundtrack while playing and play the horrid henry's game instead but for a spin off pretty good
  26. BareWarrior
    Nov 18, 2017
    10
    Amazing motorcycle game that was truly ahead of it's time.
    Gameplay is excellent, with awe inspiring combat that is even more terrifying than fighting in the Jungles of Vietnam. Ride to Hell also adds exciting adrenaline inducing motorcycle rides, which one would imagine a Mount and Blade on Motorcycles would be like.
    While the gun fights and action scenes are great, the characters are    Amazing motorcycle game that was truly ahead of it's time.
    Gameplay is excellent, with awe inspiring combat that is even more terrifying than fighting in the Jungles of Vietnam. Ride to Hell also adds exciting adrenaline inducing motorcycle rides, which one would imagine a Mount and Blade on Motorcycles would be like.

    While the gun fights and action scenes are great, the characters are the true highlight of this game.
    Ten years from now, Jake Conway will stand alongside video game legends such as Link and Solid Snake. All of the characters feel as if they are actual people because of the top notch voice acting, and because of the amazing innovative story that one would not expect from a videogame.

    I know that this game is five years old and for a previous console generation, but it still amazing even with today's standards. RTH is one of those games that gets everything right with little to no drawbacks. Other than the storyline being a tad short, I still can't think of anything that this game does not utterly excel in.

    I can't wait for Eutechnyx to release a sequel to this masterpiece.    … Expand
  27. TheLastofMe
    Jul 16, 2017
    0
    I am literally riding to hell playing this abomination of a game. The graphics are piss, the gameplay is a crap fest of QTEs and lame punching and shooting mechanics that dont even work sometimes. The sound is so grating that I want to pull off my ears and stuffed it on my backside.
  28. PizzaW0lf
    Jul 10, 2017
    0
    Ride to Hell is just a sad joke to the world of video games. It's safe to say this is the worst game ever made. It simply goes beyond that, however. It's so bad that even E.T on Atari is better than this and you know you did something REALLY wrong when I'm saying those words. This game is LAUGHABLE on how it tries so hard to be serious. But in the process you make garbage that's so bad, itRide to Hell is just a sad joke to the world of video games. It's safe to say this is the worst game ever made. It simply goes beyond that, however. It's so bad that even E.T on Atari is better than this and you know you did something REALLY wrong when I'm saying those words. This game is LAUGHABLE on how it tries so hard to be serious. But in the process you make garbage that's so bad, it doesn't even belong in the nastiest landfills. What makes this game so awful? Pretty much everything is horrendous. The game to start off is just completely broken. Clearly, it was either rushed, or no one gave a crap (The no one gave a crap is probably the correct one). The gameplay is also awful. Apparently starting the player off in a turret section is a GREAT idea! Not. And the thing that makes this worse than E.T, it's more offensive than customers revenge. Every single woman in this game is treated like a sex object. No depth is given to them whatsoever. And no I'm not an SJW I'm just simply saying this because it is legitimately offensive. THAT right there is what makes this game worse than E.T. Never EVER buy this game. In fact don't even pirate it either. It's not worth your time at all. And anytime the devs of this game try to make a new game of any sort, completely ignore it and just don't give them any money.… Expand
  29. Ali_Ahmed
    May 17, 2017
    1
    i spent 3 hours in this game and it's absolutely the worst 3 hours in my life . This game is trash and insulting and not worth to be a game at all ...
  30. GameCritic121
    Mar 17, 2017
    0
    This is one of the worst games i have ever played, thankfully i did not buy it i played it at a friends house who only put it on to show me how terrible it was. The controls are bad, the voice acting cheesy, the graphics look like ps2 at best and it just constant cut scenes with very little playing of the game anyway. That is really all i can say about it, just terrible.
  31. RobertTheGreat
    Mar 1, 2017
    0
    This Game Is The Worst! I Hate This Game, With A Burning Passion. It Is The Part Of Game Which Makes Want To Turn Off My Computer Throw It The Window, So The Birds Can Take It Away, It Has The Ultimate Glitchfest, This Game Is Forever My #1 Least Favorite Game
  32. GreenSkullRider
    Jan 29, 2017
    3
    Saben cuando vi los tráiler de este juego, motocicletas, rock n roll, me emocione muchísimo esperando un juego brutal y especial y termine jugando un videojuego especial en el sentido de retardado, tosco, mal hecho y para resumirlo una mierda infumable.
  33. SMGamer
    Jun 2, 2016
    0
    F*ck this f*cking game and everything about it... I can't continue... It's f*cking sh*t. The broken gameplay, poor controls, voice acting, writing, offensive portrayal of women, and dropping the originally planned open-world concept are all sh*t. Do I have to go on further? F*ck this game. I regret buying it on steam back in January 2014. don't pick it up, K?
  34. Shadow1
    May 2, 2016
    0
    One of the worst game ever . This game is terrible . Terrible missions , dull ride a motorbike , bad graphics . This is trash and **** . SUCK . FUUUUCK . Terrible cutscenes with SEX . This game does not deserve 16/100 , a maximum 8-9/100 . FUUUUUCK
  35. omer123
    Mar 4, 2016
    0
    iii want to die i beat this game and its suckkkkkkkkkkkkkssssssssss boalls i hat this game alot playing 37 borring broken repetitive mission borring pointless and bad story borring open world crappy camra the driving is **** i hate it deserve 0/10 this is not a game do not pay a **** 1 dollar for it even if it free i wont pickitup and every **** there barrles when u drive and it explodeiii want to die i beat this game and its suckkkkkkkkkkkkkssssssssss boalls i hat this game alot playing 37 borring broken repetitive mission borring pointless and bad story borring open world crappy camra the driving is **** i hate it deserve 0/10 this is not a game do not pay a **** 1 dollar for it even if it free i wont pickitup and every **** there barrles when u drive and it explode every time and no one sooting at it what the is this **** u i saw a man review this **** a 10 what the ****kkkkkkkkk… Expand
  36. LetMeHear
    Jan 9, 2016
    0
    This Game is Really so Terrible
    No Soundtrack
    Big Rigs 2013 ver Graphics
    No Music
    Terrible Gameplay
    Many Bug
    Bored Stage

    My Mental So Fxxxing Meltdown!
    Don't Buy This **** Game!
  37. TheMasiMan1
    Nov 20, 2015
    2
    Ride to Hell: Retribution is... its awful. The graphics are decent but the sound effects are horrible. The storyline is weak and the characters arent well written. The gameplay is not good at all. But there exists some customisation and as I mentioned before, the graphics are decent.
  38. ardenollienetti
    Nov 4, 2015
    10
    this is the best game of all time no one can say that is is bad because they are looking from a game play prospective. this game is an art. a very glitchy and overall crap piece of art but it is still are
  39. XandWacky
    Oct 30, 2015
    0
    Do not buy this game. Do not buy this game. Do not buy this game. Do not buy this gamw. Do not buy this game. Do not buy this game.Do not buy this game.
  40. mrayzor
    Sep 10, 2015
    3
    This is serously one of the 10 worst games ever. The graphics are absolutely awful as the animations. There are so much not needed stuff here. For example your character prefers killing a whole village to do something when he can just do it without harming nobody. The storyline is so simple, so short in variety, it can be detaily written on 15 pages max. Poor sound design is there as wellThis is serously one of the 10 worst games ever. The graphics are absolutely awful as the animations. There are so much not needed stuff here. For example your character prefers killing a whole village to do something when he can just do it without harming nobody. The storyline is so simple, so short in variety, it can be detaily written on 15 pages max. Poor sound design is there as well poor combat, really small ''open world'' and suprisingly this game was very hyped about everything. But no, it didnt live up to expectations and it is a piece of garbage and had only about 4-5 intence moments that were cool in my 11 hours playtime. I absolutely regret buying this and will go back in time if it wasnt the kinda good athmosphere that saved this game. It is a below average game and should have been priced 5 dollars at best!!
    OVERALL- Ultimately awkward design, graphics and animations. Bad combat and a bit below average story. Sound design is awful and offers so little. However a good athmosphere is there to make this game almost acceptable. Other than that it is a piece of garbage    … Expand
  41. Jacktes
    Jul 10, 2015
    10
    A deep look into the mind of a madman affected by the PTSD caused by his experiences in the Vietnam war. Where he goes on a trek across the U.S murdering innocent civilians under the guise of avenging his brother.

    Some deep **** dawg.
  42. Boggybean
    Apr 28, 2015
    1
    It's a shame with this game. It had good ideas and a competent development team, but it's just such a damn mess in every aspect. Bugs, awful gameplay and mechanics, annoying characters that crack one-liners in every living moment, absolutely horrific cutscenes that very rarely transition and seem to teleport you from one place to another. The list goes on.

    But please, buy this if you    It's a shame with this game. It had good ideas and a competent development team, but it's just such a damn mess in every aspect. Bugs, awful gameplay and mechanics, annoying characters that crack one-liners in every living moment, absolutely horrific cutscenes that very rarely transition and seem to teleport you from one place to another. The list goes on.

    But please, buy this if you want a good laugh. Buy it if you want to lose friends. Buy it for any reason aside from expecting it to be good.    … Expand
  43. Aiden641
    Feb 16, 2015
    0
    Playing this game feels like studying,a chore and work . It's boring as **** and this game has nothing positive to offer,not even one factor! I regretted the moment when I went to gamestop and bought this game just to see how bad it was,and believe me,this game is not even worth a single dollar! A single dollar!
  44. Meta_Narwhal
    Dec 15, 2014
    1
    Without a doubt, not the worst game I have ever played! That award goes to a Wii racing game that I have bleached the memory of from my mind for a reason. I apologize for changing the rating count from 420.
  45. Thehudthestud
    Dec 10, 2014
    0
    The actual **** is this, poorly optimised, **** controls, **** gameplay. You know what **** this game it doesn't even need to exist. The title is an accurate representation of the game. And the 1% in the title indicates the amount of effort put into this game and the amount of sane individuals who survive the experience.
  46. DrugsMeazureTim
    Nov 15, 2014
    0
    this game is absolutely awful. finished it ! killed this **** caesar and everything ended.
    one of the Worst plots in a video game.
    horrible controls,pretty outdated graphics,horrible voice acting and retarded enemy AI and glitches out the ass
    one of the worst games iv'e ever played

    0/10 - Total ****
  47. Pete_Sandwich
    Oct 27, 2014
    10
    The brand new Interactive story by Telltale Games, Ride to Hell: Retribution made me the man i am today and taught me the harsh realities of life as a Serial Killer / Male prostitute. 2/10
  48. zombiechan
    Sep 24, 2014
    0
    This game is just utter s**t! Horrible controls, boring story, trying to win people over with the sex appeal. Everything about this game is bad, bad, bad. Probably the third worst game ever (with the first being E.T. and second being Superman 64).
  49. flobob33
    Sep 20, 2014
    1
    It's easy to understand: EVERYTHING IN THIS GAME (if we can call it ''a game'') is bad!!
    The plot and the characters are laughable, The gameplay is horrible and boring, the AI is the worst i've ever seen in video games (after 2000's of course), and the graphisms remain so ugly ...
    However, if you wanna take fun by playing with the one of the worst video games of all time for youtube or    It's easy to understand: EVERYTHING IN THIS GAME (if we can call it ''a game'') is bad!!
    The plot and the characters are laughable, The gameplay is horrible and boring, the AI is the worst i've ever seen in video games (after 2000's of course), and the graphisms remain so ugly ...
    However, if you wanna take fun by playing with the one of the worst video games of all time for youtube or just to laught with your friends: Go buy it!! (or cr*ck it if you wont pay for this sh*t).    … Expand
  50. JoshLuck1995
    Sep 10, 2014
    0
    a disgrace to video games, a complete disgrace, its broken, boring, stupid, painful, and is not safe to be released to the public. its one of them games you just wanna smash to bits. whoever the developers are - you are a disgrace
  51. wareagle7
    Sep 9, 2014
    10
    Thhis germ hus to bae the berst germ I harve eva played in ever amount of time ever. My grundmer that wers kille dby heeerthtone is now better because game so good. !0/10
    0/10
    10/0
  52. efetuncay
    Sep 2, 2014
    0
    This game is a travesty at every aspect. Nothing about this game makes sense as a game. Game design doesn't make sense, driving is pathetic. Physics are non existent, camera is terrible, combat is broken and animations and voice acting are beyond pathetic.
  53. DayAtNight67
    Aug 26, 2014
    0
    This game is so bad the name itself is named after your experience playing this game- a ride to hell. Just trust me. So go have your retribution and play a good game: Shovel Knight (For Shovelry!) , Skyrim, Dishonored, but not this.
  54. IGamer9233
    Aug 21, 2014
    1
    Dude how old were the producers......im guessing 11, everything thats bad about games is in this one its like a pile of **** wrapped together and presented as if the game was brand new, so insulting
  55. celebi734
    Aug 13, 2014
    0
    Ride to Hell: Retribution is beyond any doubt the worst game I have ever played! This "game" has so many bugs and is totally unplayable and here's why. The aiming is so frustrating because the sensitivity is way to high and that's on the default setting and even on the lowest aim setting it's still sensitive. The game's melee is like the Batman Arkham series but without the challenge theRide to Hell: Retribution is beyond any doubt the worst game I have ever played! This "game" has so many bugs and is totally unplayable and here's why. The aiming is so frustrating because the sensitivity is way to high and that's on the default setting and even on the lowest aim setting it's still sensitive. The game's melee is like the Batman Arkham series but without the challenge the strategy and the fun. The game also has an endless stream of QTE's, and the story... My god it's the worst story I have ever heard in a game, and every woman in the game is used as an object for unsexy fully clothed sex.… Expand
  56. AJSADevon
    Aug 12, 2014
    0
    This game is completely and utterly broken. DO NOT buy this even if you think it will be funny. It will just piss you off. You have been warned BUY AT YOUR OWN RISK!
  57. Kabsef
    Jul 25, 2014
    10
    This game is positevely brimmig with chrctr inovasun and cool atiyood. The grepi r just purfxt and soot the gampley i love how they mke combay and oyhr things have no sund, oy really makes yje hameu smole veryu worsjp. i woild ercomme rhis hae to peop;e ober 3 yrs old i am adass become i am 2 mgns old.
  58. LateralusDragon
    Jun 22, 2014
    2
    Sometimes games like this have to exist. They are a great reminded of how bad a game can get. The game is extremely buggy, you will be falling through the map, watching npc fly away into the sky, which makes the game unplayable. Then you have the terrible dialogue, so bad that's its laughable. I suggest no one to ever play this game, but if you do best of luck to you.
  59. MKSauceLOL
    Jun 13, 2014
    0
    The Worst game of the 7th generation
    Pros:
    + When you don't get a chance to play it
    Cons:
    - PS1 graphics
    - Boring gaameplay
    - Countless bugs
    - Offensive "love" scenes
    - The sound effects are generic
    - The voice acting is even worst than the original Resident Evil game
    - The soundtrack is painfully average
    Recommendation: No one
  60. awais142
    May 5, 2014
    0
    I cant believe there are people that rated this game 10/10. Thats proof of living and breathing retards in this world. They will accept literally anything given to them, aslong as they can get thier greedy hands on it, without have the intelect to think for thier selves as to why this game fails so bad.
  61. MikeMosson
    May 3, 2014
    0
    By far the WORST game that I have ever had the displeasure to play, I would recommend throwing away you money rather than buying this sorry excuse of a game. I try to find the positive factors of every game I play, but this has to be the only game that there are no positive features at all. I actually would give this game a score of -1 if it was possible.
  62. CallOfGaming
    Apr 19, 2014
    0
    Big Rigs might even be better than this, that's right, that's how awful this games is. Don't buy it. Don't play it. It should be a crime to do so. The 0 was well deserved.
  63. 1am4critic
    Apr 11, 2014
    0
    I played this game only because I have heard that it was bad, and they were completely right. There are just so many things wrong with this game, including wonky physics, unconvincing characters that can't be related to because character development is so terrible, extremely boring plot, disgusting, immature use of sex, and terrible gameplay/ combat mechanics. This wasn't like Big RigsI played this game only because I have heard that it was bad, and they were completely right. There are just so many things wrong with this game, including wonky physics, unconvincing characters that can't be related to because character development is so terrible, extremely boring plot, disgusting, immature use of sex, and terrible gameplay/ combat mechanics. This wasn't like Big Rigs where when I played I was laughing at how bad the game was; I felt completely disgusted that such a game is out there teaching kids how if you save a woman about to be raped, she will just immediately bang. This game is even being charged for sixty dollars! Seriously, I don't see any reason for anyone to buy this.… Expand
  64. AeroPlanet
    Apr 8, 2014
    2
    By far, this is one of the worst game ever made. I felt sorry for them. But this game is unacceptable and it's a really bad situated game. The graphics are well done, but the game play? Declined. I hate games like this, it has no feel into it. It just makes you feel even stranger when you're playing this. I understand the story line and all that. But, please. It needs improvements. TheseBy far, this is one of the worst game ever made. I felt sorry for them. But this game is unacceptable and it's a really bad situated game. The graphics are well done, but the game play? Declined. I hate games like this, it has no feel into it. It just makes you feel even stranger when you're playing this. I understand the story line and all that. But, please. It needs improvements. These games will not be accepted in any gaming market. Even if you make profit, your loss is even bigger. I'm sorry, but I declined this project.… Expand
  65. Raidriar
    Apr 6, 2014
    10
    This game reminds a lot about my cat. She was very tall, but she didn't eat that much.

    This game though is very different from my cat in almost every way. It dentally is one of my favorite picks of 7:30 AM eastern standard time. It's probably one of my best looked over MMORPG games that I've played (much better than pikmin). The best part about this game is the wonderful candle light    This game reminds a lot about my cat. She was very tall, but she didn't eat that much.

    This game though is very different from my cat in almost every way. It dentally is one of my favorite picks of 7:30 AM eastern standard time. It's probably one of my best looked over MMORPG games that I've played (much better than pikmin). The best part about this game is the wonderful candle light simulation that is clearly demonstrated by that one scene where the guy was talking about something. It really adds depth to the combat system and overall increases my enjoyment of the book. All in all this is probably the best addition to the Elder Scrolls franchise, dethroning the previous prime minister Diablo 5 1/5 Reckoning! Now some people might call this game a total biscuit(hold the honey), but those people have never even seen a KOMODO DRAGON( A large species of monitor lizard found on the island of komodo. They are the largest known species of lizard on earth. Komodo dragons have a venomous bight due to the bacteria in their saliva. Often they will simply "nip" there prey on a single area and then wait for it to slowly die of the course of possible several days if need be"

    I'm not the only one who thinks this, here are some quotes that people have deferentially talked.

    "I've never enjoyed a better tuky sandwitch in my life" -Brooke from PressHeartToContinue

    "This game makes me butter my life" - Phil(A guy I know, but trust me he's okay)"

    "Owning this game really adds to my rocking-chair using experience" -God

    "If had a turtle for every time I loved this game, I'd have a single turtle, because that would emply that at some point I unloved this game and then reloved it, AND YOU CAN'T UNLOVE THIS GAME!!!" -Jesse Cox

    See, the facts are in my pants, so you know I'm providing the hard truth. I con only give this game a tehn odah tehn, despite the fact that I've never played it, mainly because this entire review is based on an oddly specific eight ball I found in my candelabra.    … Expand
  66. JacobCleveland
    Apr 3, 2014
    0
    This is not a game. It is a chore. The developers of this crap obviously spent no time or effort into developing it. This game does not deserve to exist. The graphics are bad (Which doesn't matter too much), the voice acting is abysmal, like seriously god awful. The game play is buggy and unresponsive. The game crashes constantly. And lets not forget the terrible driving, sounds, cutThis is not a game. It is a chore. The developers of this crap obviously spent no time or effort into developing it. This game does not deserve to exist. The graphics are bad (Which doesn't matter too much), the voice acting is abysmal, like seriously god awful. The game play is buggy and unresponsive. The game crashes constantly. And lets not forget the terrible driving, sounds, cut scenes, and overall story. A amateur developer in his first year of college could create a better game than this. Don't waste your money, because the more money people put into these crap games, the more of these games we are going to see.… Expand
  67. XzRecolz
    Apr 2, 2014
    0
    A game that COULD'VE been a good game, got ruined. Shame, it would've interesting to see this game made by a good game developer. Everything negative about this game has already been said by other people, so no reason to put them here again. Just a shame.
  68. TC83
    Mar 11, 2014
    0
    What the hell is this! Is this game from 2004? No, its from 2013!! The best thing I can say about this game is NOTHING! The game functions, and it sucks balls! I have seen a perfect rating for the game! WHAT THE **** Final Verdict: 0/10!!!!!!!
  69. AaronTheNord
    Feb 28, 2014
    10
    the most **** game ever made if you buy this game you are being robed of your money
    10/10 game of the year it **** sucks ass **** bad ****
    ****
    ****
    ****
    ****
    so bad
    so bad
    do not play
    10/10
    10/10
  70. honors101
    Feb 27, 2014
    0
    Yes, That's Right I just gave this "Biker" game a 0, This looks like a xbox 1's graphics, NO NOT THE New XBOX ONE The Orignal Xbox! Story line is one of the WORST I HAVE EVER PLAYED. YES THERES MISSING SOUNDS TO THE GAME! One of the worst parts to this game is with the random sex scene, Yes shoot somebody and then 2 seconds later.... SEX! THIS GAME IS UNFINISHED. Hey Deep Silver, YOU HAVEYes, That's Right I just gave this "Biker" game a 0, This looks like a xbox 1's graphics, NO NOT THE New XBOX ONE The Orignal Xbox! Story line is one of the WORST I HAVE EVER PLAYED. YES THERES MISSING SOUNDS TO THE GAME! One of the worst parts to this game is with the random sex scene, Yes shoot somebody and then 2 seconds later.... SEX! THIS GAME IS UNFINISHED. Hey Deep Silver, YOU HAVE NO FANS FOR THIS GOD AWFUL GAME. Please, Do NOT MAKE A SERIES OUT OF THIS. An for anyone readying this... DO NOT BUY THIS GAME.... EVEN FOR THE LAUGHS! WORST GAME I HAVE EVER PLAYED, and yes after i "Beat" the game After 37 broken missions I wish i could get a refund! Don't buy it… Expand
  71. ranggaayesha
    Feb 9, 2014
    0
    this game Not worth pirate, Just dont play this game.
    The biggest question with this game probably is: "Is it really that bad?"
    Yes!

    ok, I played it.
    after 1 hour my brain is already full of ♥♥♥♥.
    How can Deep Silver made game like this?
  72. Frost_
    Feb 1, 2014
    0
    This game is seriously the worst game i've ever seen.The explosion in this game is just nasty.It's like they hired some random group to make this game.Hope they don't make a sequel out of this because that is just mean
  73. zack0529
    Jan 28, 2014
    6
    So bad. It's so adorably terrible.
    PC Port is a joke. Mouse look feels wonky, No resolution options, No graphics options, Hardly any control customization available.
    Story is laughably rotten-cheesy. You play as Jake Conway a soldier who returns from the vietnam war only to get himself and his brother killed. Jake actually survives and he vows vengeance. It could have been a potentially    So bad. It's so adorably terrible.
    PC Port is a joke. Mouse look feels wonky, No resolution options, No graphics options, Hardly any control customization available.
    Story is laughably rotten-cheesy. You play as Jake Conway a soldier who returns from the vietnam war only to get himself and his brother killed. Jake actually survives and he vows vengeance. It could have been a potentially good grindhouse story. And it sort of does with terrible voice acting and one dimensional characters. The game also has a playable grindhouse-style montage opening. Albeit missing a bombastic narrator sadly.
    The game has the worst depiction of sex in the history of gaming. If fully clothed sex turns you on, this is the game for you. Women in the game will have sex with you for no reason beyond you helping them.
    Graphically, the game looks like it was from 2003, almost 10 years ago. The game does have a nice cartoony colorful vibe which saves the game a little, but it doesn't forgive poor animation.
    Sound design is laughable. Motorbikes sound like lawnmowers. Guns sound like BB guns. Certain sound effects doesn't exist at all. Thankfully, The soundtrack is decent with nice rock and roll songs.
    Gameplay revolves around three things. On-foot shooting, On-foot melee, Motorbike riding. All of them mediocre at best. The shooting sucks at first but as soon as you upgrade your gun to the best assault rifle, it becomes half way decent. IF you can handle the poor mouse optimization. With melee brawls, it's if you don't mind button mashing. With motorbikes, it plays like one of those 'run-to-the-end' mobile games (See temple run) You can only move only forward and slide left or right. If you hit something that stops you, you spawn a bit back and continue. Motorbike riding sequences feel a bit padded but otherwise manageable and easy. Over all the gameplay is just mediocre, perfectly functional. The game's linear nature will remind you of Postal 3. As in, you get a mission and you do a mission in a single map. Thankfully, The individual maps are interesting in design.
    Overall, the game is a mess. But NOT as terrible as everybody says. It's perfectly functional and you can have fun tearing it to pieces and have some legit fun here and there.    … Expand
  74. DobryiBrock
    Jan 23, 2014
    7
    I can't understand why people hate this game.This game reminded me gta:lost and damned.Biker 's life with cool men with beards,girls,fights,bikes....not awesome but playable
  75. jack22123
    Jan 23, 2014
    10
    a utter piece of garbage.
    full of brutality, moronic thought paths, god awful audio, non-functional A.I., **** driving mechanics, and borderline rape.
    10/10 must buy.
  76. TheKidWanted
    Jan 22, 2014
    0
    Ride to Hell:

    -Poor A.I-
    -Poor Storyline-
    -Broken and boring Gameplay-
    -Worst Voice Acting-
    -Bad Graphics-
    -Weak Personality of the Main Protagonist-
    -Frustrating Camera issue-
    -Poor Level Design-

    Ride To Hell Is the Worst game. Not only the worst, It's over ''Tasteless''
  77. Zamary
    Jan 1, 2014
    9
    I seriously enjoyed this game no matter what anyone else has to say about it, it is super fun and really immersive. The way the bike handles is a dream, the closest to real life I have found in a video game.

    This game really shines with its wild and wacky characters, all beautify voice acted. It does have some mature themes, like the incredibly hot sex scenes with full nudity, but I    I seriously enjoyed this game no matter what anyone else has to say about it, it is super fun and really immersive. The way the bike handles is a dream, the closest to real life I have found in a video game.

    This game really shines with its wild and wacky characters, all beautify voice acted. It does have some mature themes, like the incredibly hot sex scenes with full nudity, but I feel it really adds to the nitty griddyness of the game.

    Overall a really enjoyable experience so 10/10, would play again.    … Expand
  78. Ginat
    Jan 1, 2014
    0
    There has never been such an awful game since E.T. For Atari. The only reason to buy it is to give yourself a reason to jump off the Empire State Building into a pit of lava while you get tazed after swallowing 10 abortion pills, while satan you in the ass. The only thing that may be worse is big rigs: over the road racing. Satan himself couldn't have concocted a worse game. I urge you toThere has never been such an awful game since E.T. For Atari. The only reason to buy it is to give yourself a reason to jump off the Empire State Building into a pit of lava while you get tazed after swallowing 10 abortion pills, while satan you in the ass. The only thing that may be worse is big rigs: over the road racing. Satan himself couldn't have concocted a worse game. I urge you to never EVER buy this game unless you want to torture yourself. This is worse than the holocaust.… Expand
  79. mmrventricle
    Dec 29, 2013
    1
    I knew this game is bad but bought it anyway just to see how bad a game can get. Deep Silver did a good job at making this the worst game of all time. I slightly vomited a few times in the first 5 minutes
  80. Batsharang
    Dec 24, 2013
    1
    In one sentence a terrible game
    Very boring Story
    Very Glitchy
    Bad combat System
    U can drive in only one direction like from point 1 to 2 with no roads connected to it and also u cannot go back to point 1
  81. mario7489
    Dec 22, 2013
    0
    Ever had a kidney stone? Playing this game makes me wish I was having one. It suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucks.
  82. cursekillerx
    Dec 15, 2013
    0
    Oh no im remembering ohhhhh the horror why did i buy this game whyyyyyyyy now im scarred for life stay away from it or you will be scarred for life oh god why
  83. JoeBukkit
    Dec 6, 2013
    10
    This is by far one of the best games I've ever played. Not only does it have graphics that come straight out of the next few generations of gaming, but also gets extremely interesting. I guarantee you from the second you start this game, you will be SO amazed by the graphics you could swear you've entered the 4th dimension. The storyline rivals that of any meth-addicted homeless person'sThis is by far one of the best games I've ever played. Not only does it have graphics that come straight out of the next few generations of gaming, but also gets extremely interesting. I guarantee you from the second you start this game, you will be SO amazed by the graphics you could swear you've entered the 4th dimension. The storyline rivals that of any meth-addicted homeless person's made up story about their drunken running toaster. When you hear the sounds of the game, you'll look out your window to actually see if there's a motorcycle outside your house. Overall: I'm screwing with you. This game is so glitchy and horrible it's ridiculous. 10/10 would buy.… Expand
  84. WayT101
    Nov 30, 2013
    0
    The 1% in this games title refers to this games overall score and Ride to Hell is exactly what this gaming experience is for the poor sod who plays through it. This game sucks so bad that it doesn't even warrant a game that's so bad its good label, watching someone else play through it for the first time can be funny for about ten minutes but after that it loses all value. Honestly don'tThe 1% in this games title refers to this games overall score and Ride to Hell is exactly what this gaming experience is for the poor sod who plays through it. This game sucks so bad that it doesn't even warrant a game that's so bad its good label, watching someone else play through it for the first time can be funny for about ten minutes but after that it loses all value. Honestly don't buy this game even for a laugh it is clearly a failed project that was released anyway to try and make some money back to recover their costs and buying it only encourages this practice, it's the same thing that was done with Aliens:Colonial Marines. This comes from the same company that removed Metro last lights hardest difficulty mode and used it as pre-order bonus/limited edition/DLC. If you want a more in-depth review of this awful game check out Angry Joes review on youtube.… Expand
  85. Buckshot
    Nov 19, 2013
    0
    It is just The guys who made this game should burn in hell. Waste of money. Youre thrown into the game with a turret section and a fighting one. After that you meet w- you know what just go and look for something else ok just, you will be reading this calling then play it and be scarred for life.
  86. DatGamingCritic
    Nov 18, 2013
    1
    Ahhh... The 1960's a time where you should never ever set a game becuase it is rubbish. Ride to hell is a game a bout something where they don't know what a cutscene is becuase they just teleport the character everywhere. Now let me say this is a full price title. But it's rubbish. I bought this game for £30 expecting something I could give a 7 and I get this I'm sorry to say... Crap. ThisAhhh... The 1960's a time where you should never ever set a game becuase it is rubbish. Ride to hell is a game a bout something where they don't know what a cutscene is becuase they just teleport the character everywhere. Now let me say this is a full price title. But it's rubbish. I bought this game for £30 expecting something I could give a 7 and I get this I'm sorry to say... Crap. This is a bad game. I do not recommend this game. Oh and by the way the graphics look horrid. It looks like a PS2 game.

    Overall
    -Rubbish cutscenes
    -Rubbish Gameplay
    -Bad graphics
    Score 11/100    … Expand
  87. JamesGHarris
    Nov 8, 2013
    10
    This game is absolutely amazing, ignore all those 0s and 1s, they've been payed off by jealous game companies like Rockstar and EA. This game has one of the best, no, THE best storyline of any game ever made. It's visuals stunning, it's audio is quality.

    I wait desperately for the squeal!
  88. RATChimeraET
    Nov 5, 2013
    0
    Worst game ever. Graphics are poop, gameplay is broken and unfinished, story is poorly written, characters are a joke, AI is retarded, weapons are crap and there is just no point of playing this goddamn game.
  89. Hale
    Nov 1, 2013
    1
    There is nothing good about this game, people have been trying to find one good thing about this about this game. Why was this game even published, it's a big waste of time. Just don't get it.
  90. Izz
    Oct 27, 2013
    0
    Beemo is OBVIOUSLY a developer, and I despise developers coming on here to rate their own game while so dumbly acting as a player. I haven't even played the game but it's quite clearly when it gets 252 negatives to...23 positives, so I'll add one more negative to balance out the crap from the developers.
  91. NazDEEalmighty
    Oct 26, 2013
    0
    This game is probably the result of budget cuts, restructuring, poor planing and horrible deadlines. Do not buy this game, unless you want a pure example of a terrible game.
  92. that_danish_guy
    Oct 13, 2013
    0
    It really is a ride to hell! I don't know why you're even looking at these reviews. Get out of here and burn all the copies you see. The game it-it-it changes you! Makes you go nuts and it makes you so angry! And oooooh those disgusting clothed sex scenes where you a girl after you JUST KILLED A RAPIST and he's still LYING IN THE ROOM! DEAD! The gameplay is bad and the graphics are badIt really is a ride to hell! I don't know why you're even looking at these reviews. Get out of here and burn all the copies you see. The game it-it-it changes you! Makes you go nuts and it makes you so angry! And oooooh those disgusting clothed sex scenes where you a girl after you JUST KILLED A RAPIST and he's still LYING IN THE ROOM! DEAD! The gameplay is bad and the graphics are bad and when I say that the PS2 could have runned this on 60FPS highest graphics I am NOT Joking. The story and voice acting is like someone wanted to make an indie game and made ALL the voice acting himself. (what I mean is that its DO NOT BUY THIS GAME!… Expand
  93. metaviewr316
    Oct 10, 2013
    0
    i'd rather play et. on atari 2600,sonic free riders for kinect,mindjack for xbox 360 than play this game. i may not own it but after the reviews i'm glad i don't have it.
  94. VengefulSpirit
    Oct 8, 2013
    0
    Perhaps a better title for this game would be 'Slide to Hell' since that is essentially all that you are capable of performing in this game. After seeing the litany of negative reviews this game received, I have spent quite some time trying to look for anything good or meaningful to say about this game. Unfortunately, there is literally nothing good or redeemable to this steaming pile ofPerhaps a better title for this game would be 'Slide to Hell' since that is essentially all that you are capable of performing in this game. After seeing the litany of negative reviews this game received, I have spent quite some time trying to look for anything good or meaningful to say about this game. Unfortunately, there is literally nothing good or redeemable to this steaming pile of manure that we were forced to play.

    The most disappointing thing about this game is that the basic, bare-bones plotline had so much potential. An open world biker rpg set in a post-Vietnam era America as the protagonist lives with his PTSD from extensive combat? What really makes me mad about this game was the potential it had and failed to deliver.

    Instead, we were handed a game that came at a deceptive sale price with a significant amount of hype built up around it before its release, only to disappoint us in every way possible. The plotline is dry and poorly executed, the sex scenes are so blatantly juvenile and lacking, and the gameplay is so horrible that I actually considered thrashing my pc just to get some small measure of petty vengeance.

    I would say that this game would make a great party prank, but I would rather not become charged with 'cruel and unusual punishment' for doing so. If there was a way for me to give this an even lower rating, I would.    … Expand
  95. Shadowborn89
    Oct 4, 2013
    0
    Ride to Hell: Retribution is the worst game i have ever played in my life!
    Its a unfinished pile of trash and i recommend that you avoid this game with all your life!
  96. CicatrixNors
    Sep 21, 2013
    0
    Greatest game I've ever played, truly a masterpiece, it has everything you want, Bugs, horrible graphics, horrible controls,explosions, badly textured stuff, amazing, just... Amazing
  97. sacredzak
    Sep 13, 2013
    0
    This game has no point. Terrible approach to every aspects of the game and any game could have done better if the developers were paying attention to what they were doing and 5 years of development was not worth anybody's time and they should forget their wishes to have a franchise. This game isn't worth the disc it's made on let alone 30$ and any thing else more in depth go watch angryThis game has no point. Terrible approach to every aspects of the game and any game could have done better if the developers were paying attention to what they were doing and 5 years of development was not worth anybody's time and they should forget their wishes to have a franchise. This game isn't worth the disc it's made on let alone 30$ and any thing else more in depth go watch angry joe's review.… Expand
  98. rogerxing0318
    Sep 9, 2013
    0
    Ride to Hell title just made history.
    Here is my theory:
    This is a project made by a high school game design class as a class assignment and the teacher though why not take the game and make some money out of it and donate it to charity, I hope all the money went to helping staving children in Africa
    In conclusion, I threw up so many times I lost 100 pounds, thank you.
  99. Jimbo364
    Sep 8, 2013
    0
    This is almost everything wrong with gaming. QTEs, turret sections, clunky controls, bad voice acting, bad sound effects, bland music, sexism, bugs and glitches galore, every mission is almost a carbon copy of each other, trash story, and much much MUCH more. This is a top contender for worst game of 2013. Into the trash it goes.
  100. KingShree
    Sep 8, 2013
    0
    This game is a joke. Sounds, VA, graphics, gameplay, a lot of QTE. Just no comment. Dont play this game even if they will want to pay you for that. Even shooting scenes suck, since your enemies sometimes dont want to react. Bodyshots dont work. Its just sad.
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Overwhelming dislike - based on 9 Critic Reviews

Critic score distribution:
  1. Positive: 0 out of 9
  2. Mixed: 0 out of 9
  3. Negative: 9 out of 9
  1. CD-Action
    Aug 2, 2013
    20
    What a prophetic title. Since the first announcement 5 years ago Ride to Hell has come a long way just to reach the hell of deserved mockery and low scores. Stay clear of this game as if it was a puddle of oil on the highway. [CD-Action 09/2013, p.54]
  2. Eurogamer Italy
    Jul 30, 2013
    20
    The attempt to stick together some assets and calling the result a videogame is inexcusable. One of the worst titles of this entire gen.
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  3. GRYOnline.pl
    Jul 12, 2013
    20
    You can try out Ride to Hell for some masochistic fun. Low-budget games are built by throwing some concepts together without much thought - Ride to Hell is exactly that, but much more expensive. Interesting story, cool characters, freedom, original missions, great fighting system, exciting chases and heavy guitar riffs - none of that is here. Ride to Hell: Retribution is damaged in such a way, that you start thinking: what were the developers drinking/smoking?
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