Ride to Hell: Retribution

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1.4

Overwhelming dislike- based on 611 Ratings

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  2. Mixed: 9 out of 611
  3. Negative: 535 out of 611
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  1. MajorC99
    Sep 7, 2013
    0
    Complete waste of money, I wouldn't spend $1 on this game nor would I play it even if I were payed to do so, terrible game mechanics, buggy driving sections, terrible AI. For the love of god do NOT support this game!
  2. Warface216
    Sep 5, 2013
    0
    A pathetic game, with crappy controls, disturbing sexual cutscenes, unpolished textures, broken sound effects, and a storyline that doesn't make any sense. I'd rather throw my money into a hole instead of spending them to a disgrace to gaming and bikers all around the world.
  3. joelnun
    Sep 3, 2013
    1
    Okay so this starts you of you in right in the action not knowing who your playing as the graphics are just outright worse and this is a 2013 game the dialogue is just bad the game feels a bit to silent and once you save a girl from being raped then you automatically have freaking sex and there is only one explosion sound in this hole game and the story is just bad especially with theOkay so this starts you of you in right in the action not knowing who your playing as the graphics are just outright worse and this is a 2013 game the dialogue is just bad the game feels a bit to silent and once you save a girl from being raped then you automatically have freaking sex and there is only one explosion sound in this hole game and the story is just bad especially with the dialogue being bad and once your fighting with other bikers in motorcycle once drive to any side they explode when in real life you will fly off your motorcycle or yea explode and quick time events are just awful this game deserve a 1/10… Expand
  4. gerdwin
    Sep 3, 2013
    0
    THIS is the worst game ever if i played it by an friend
    If i had to make a list of everything that is BAD it won't fit so here is my list of everything that is GOOD:
    bike modification's futher nothing worst gameplay worst voice acting worst story worst quality ect.
  5. TGAMCallahan
    Sep 2, 2013
    10
    Easily the best game of 2013. The wacky antics and hilarious character interaction easily blows comparable titles like The Bureau out of the water. Most fun I've had in months.
  6. espadaxin2
    Sep 2, 2013
    0
    Definitely the "best" worst game ever made in the past few years. And it's on my top 5 of worst games I've ever played in my life.
    1. Terrible voice acting
    2. Terrible AI 3. Simple and boring game play 4. Shallow, unoriginal and cheesy story 5. Muddy textures 6. Game doesn't make any sense 7. Nonsensical and pointless sex relations with random over sexualized women 8. One of the    Definitely the "best" worst game ever made in the past few years. And it's on my top 5 of worst games I've ever played in my life.
    1. Terrible voice acting
    2. Terrible AI
    3. Simple and boring game play
    4. Shallow, unoriginal and cheesy story
    5. Muddy textures
    6. Game doesn't make any sense
    7. Nonsensical and pointless sex relations with random over sexualized women
    8. One of the worst and repetitive soundtracks ever made for a game. I disabled it 5 minutes into the game.
    9. Terrible sound effect quality. I can find better sound effects in free websites for download
    10. Bad animations
    11. Game physics is completely unrealistic and buggy
    12. Levels feel empty
    13. Expensive game for what it has to offer greedy company
    14. Countless bugs and lack of polish
    People giving this game a 10 are surely trolling. Don't waste your money or time playing this game.    … Expand
  7. JUANPANB
    Sep 2, 2013
    1
    Bueno para comenzar la portada de este juego da la expectativa de ser un buen juego, pero como dicen LAS APARIENCIAS ENGAÑAN, en segundo lugar miro el punto de vista del juego, para ser de la consola XBOX 360 no llega a encajar allí, en tercer lugar y por ultimo, este juego me parece bastante monótono en el sentido de que el juego se torna ABURRIDO Y REPETITIVO y no logra ser un juego queBueno para comenzar la portada de este juego da la expectativa de ser un buen juego, pero como dicen LAS APARIENCIAS ENGAÑAN, en segundo lugar miro el punto de vista del juego, para ser de la consola XBOX 360 no llega a encajar allí, en tercer lugar y por ultimo, este juego me parece bastante monótono en el sentido de que el juego se torna ABURRIDO Y REPETITIVO y no logra ser un juego que valga la pena comprar NUNCA.… Expand
  8. nutonutohh
    Aug 31, 2013
    0
    Nobody should buy this crap. Waste of money. -g
  9. Derpman233
    Aug 31, 2013
    0
    The 10/10 user review for this game HAS to be sarcastic. Everything Beemo says is the exact opposite of how it is in the game. The story is the sounds are the soundtrack is the graphics are (character's necks being the ugliest), the bike segments are the combat is (repeatedly kicking an enemy for 15 minutes on end is this game's version of "combat") and the overall presentation andThe 10/10 user review for this game HAS to be sarcastic. Everything Beemo says is the exact opposite of how it is in the game. The story is the sounds are the soundtrack is the graphics are (character's necks being the ugliest), the bike segments are the combat is (repeatedly kicking an enemy for 15 minutes on end is this game's version of "combat") and the overall presentation and execution is I couldn't even bear to watch 4 mins of gameplay for this garbage game. Steer absolutely clear of this one. Worst game of the year...HELL! Worst game of the generation!!… Expand
  10. TailGunnner
    Aug 30, 2013
    0
    I wonder who can like a game like this? Bad graphics, Bad AI,Bad Sound effects, Bad gameplay,The logic of the game makes no sense. The guy who you control supposed to be a badass or something like that. how ever its only a stupid biker makes bikers look bad.
  11. Wesley_IsBatman
    Aug 29, 2013
    0
    No. Don't even try it, don't even buy it. Even if you bought it by accident, don't even pop the disc in. The problem isn't bugs or anything, just horrible gameplay.
  12. Comradepinko
    Aug 24, 2013
    0
    You don't need a ride to hell when this game already makes you experience hell simply by playing it.

    This game rivals Superman64 in terms of terrible.
  13. TheHighway
    Aug 24, 2013
    10
    hilarious, i dont understand how anyone can rate this negatively. all you have to do is stop looking at is as a game and instead as a piece of art, hilariously broken games like this only come along every so often and we should embrace that
  14. PrincessCadence
    Aug 18, 2013
    0
    Let's be honest. Weak, bad or even tragic games exist, but this time, something enigmatic happened. Probably everyone who played this game is now wetting the bed at at night. I'm no different.

    Let's start off with who is responsible for this crap. Well, the game was developed by Eutechnyx, but they are not that guilty, because the game received most injury from Deep Silver. These morons    Let's be honest. Weak, bad or even tragic games exist, but this time, something enigmatic happened. Probably everyone who played this game is now wetting the bed at at night. I'm no different.

    Let's start off with who is responsible for this crap. Well, the game was developed by Eutechnyx, but they are not that guilty, because the game received most injury from Deep Silver. These morons didn't give time for Eutechnyx to finish the game properly. A perfect example that rush gives birth of s***.

    On paper, the game might look good (truly, even way better than Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing), the main menu is climatic to the Harley lovers, but this fades out after taking a look into options. Very little to do out here and I have even found out that most stuff can only be modified through the .config file in game directory. It's too annoying to sweep through pile of code just to find something like screen resolution. What about in-game options. Too simple. Brightness, volume, mouse sensitivity and...vibration?

    Fight system in this hyper-crappy, game-like thing is limited to the use of two keys, until our fingers will bruise. There's even a kick, useful to send antagonists into the coffins, but it takes senseless 30 seconds of raping one key. Developers also gave us a finisher move available after taking out certain amount of opponents, which was intended to be effective. The problem is, the animation is as long as the time it takes to make a tea and it's always the same. There's also a block, but it's as useful as comb for the bald man. I used it once in a fight against bigger fist-fighter. Apart from that it could be useful to flee the groups of enemies unharmed.

    Shooting is truly a problem. Of course we got variety of weaponry, but the shooting itself is a tumor on the butt. Maybe the aim is hitscan friendly and LMB has its function, but some idiot thought that shooting on PC is too simple. Aiming gives the feeling of using honey coated mouse. Attacking moving targets is impossible.

    Thinking of NASCAR 2013, what about the driving model in RTH? Difficult in every aspect. Riding a motorbike resembles riding a brick loaded wheelbarrow on a stone crossroads. There's no way not to ride without a crash. Powerside is completely useless.

    Artificial intelligence is dramatic. Unarmed enemies move towards protagonist not giving the damn to the fact that they are about to die, often getting stuck on walls. Enemies are also very kind. When we fight with one, others will patiently wait for their turn. In firefights they stand still, only waiting for their portion of lead. Even on the roads, they often disappear along with the bikes they rode. It seems like they didn't want to be in this game.

    Graphics are disgusting, although the game works on Unreal Engine 3, which has over 7 years, but is still very good when in hands of professionals. Here we got saturation and blur non-corresponding, which seems to be more or less a test game made in this engine. Lipsync and special effects are as effective as farting mosquito. Only models look somewhat good.

    Apart from the low quality sound effects or even bit lame music, the only thing that caused most pain to my ears is voice acting. People were probably recorded in a cellar. They don't give any feeling to their role. And this is not just bad voice acting; it's the worst voice acting in the galaxy.

    And now it's time for the most important. Bugs and errors. And not just little bugs. No way. In this game there are bugs on bugs riding on bugs. Problems with movement and sprint button is not enough. Enemies that launch into the air after getting a headshot; also not enough. Animation freezing and broken quicktime events; dammit. Even sometimes during a finisher I was beating a thin air instead of a fellow biker. Once I even succeeded in falling off the map.

    Overall, Ride to Hell: Retribution is one of very few titles where title is also a description in a nutshell. This game is literally ride to hell. Software hell, where Deep Silver staff should be sent along with Eutechnyx dragging it. Everything broken, even technical layout. Shame for humanity. This game was probably made for sponges that can soak any kind of s*** this game offers. I will never play this game again. Seriously.    … Expand
  15. Julzso23
    Aug 18, 2013
    0
    Possibly the worst game I have ever seen in a VERY long time. I'm not sure who actually let this game get released as it's probably got the developers a terrible reputation. I would advise that NO-ONE buys this game unless it is to laugh in it's face.
  16. StaticMeow
    Aug 16, 2013
    0
    I want someone to go create an award for the most unimaginative, terrible game. It seems as if half of the game, you are having sex. *You just met a girl, guess what, SEX...* Controls are terrible, gameplay is horrible, graphics cannot be adjusted It's pathetic. This is not even worthy of the title: Game. This is my first review, and the reason I made an account, was to write a review onI want someone to go create an award for the most unimaginative, terrible game. It seems as if half of the game, you are having sex. *You just met a girl, guess what, SEX...* Controls are terrible, gameplay is horrible, graphics cannot be adjusted It's pathetic. This is not even worthy of the title: Game. This is my first review, and the reason I made an account, was to write a review on this game.

    Do not get this game, unless you want to show all of your friends the most horrendous game ever made.    … Expand
  17. Nekator
    Aug 16, 2013
    0
    wow.. that´s one bad game...

    the gameplay is crappy and cheap, the cut scenes and story is amateurish and unfitting.. graphics are ugly.. oh well, not worth more commenting.
  18. LogicalEagle123
    Aug 14, 2013
    0
    Looks like Fast and Furious: Showdown has some competition. I've played some PS2 games that had better graphics and physics than this atrocity. It should be a crime to sell this game anywhere in the world. This is probably the worst video game of this generation, and one of the worst games of all time. Its not worth 15, its not worth 10, its not worth 5, its not worth five cents. The onlyLooks like Fast and Furious: Showdown has some competition. I've played some PS2 games that had better graphics and physics than this atrocity. It should be a crime to sell this game anywhere in the world. This is probably the worst video game of this generation, and one of the worst games of all time. Its not worth 15, its not worth 10, its not worth 5, its not worth five cents. The only reason I can see one ever buying this game is to get a good laugh at how terrible it is.… Expand
  19. OneAsianGamer
    Aug 12, 2013
    3
    This game is a pathetic time waster that made me buy a second console version, just so I could microwave it and leave it to die on my driveway. This was a game that no one expected to be good and completely meets those ass level standards. First of all I think that we should talk about the gameplay, which must take some award for having some of the worst combat that I've seen in a game.This game is a pathetic time waster that made me buy a second console version, just so I could microwave it and leave it to die on my driveway. This was a game that no one expected to be good and completely meets those ass level standards. First of all I think that we should talk about the gameplay, which must take some award for having some of the worst combat that I've seen in a game.

    Step 1: Shoot the gun wielding enemies with guns from behind cover. This will be incredibly easy considering that this whole "cover" thing is something that only works for people with a camera following them.

    Step 2: Get some easy headshots on melee focused enemies who run towards you in single file, like you're an ice cream man with bullet flavored frozen treats for them all.

    Step 3. Walk through an empty room littered with instant kill melee areas that you realize were for you. Then think "oh was I supposed to be fighting them in here?

    The next thing I need to touch on are the horrible motorcycle sections that just shows how lazy the programmers were. How lazy you ask? Well lazy enough for you to continuously go forward and give you the inability to back up, and if you hit an obstacle you get spat back out onto an earlier area of road. If that wasn't bad enough then there are the things that are intended to be sex scenes, but that word doesn't cut it. How can a sex scene not be a sex scene? Well first of all, you need to take off your clothes, but RTH: Retribution feels like it should be innovative and play penetration noises and make Jack still thrust while fully clothed. I mean really! If you don't want your audience to see Jack's big bare ass then put them under the blankets or do what Mass Effect did and make the screen fade to black!

    At the end of the day RTH: Retribution is my favorite kind of bad that makes me laugh for days in ways I should tell my psychologist about. It's none of that some things are good some are bad type of game, it's just all bad, all the time and I think you should buy it to just see how the game is and laugh afterwards.    … Expand
  20. ArcticFox789
    Aug 9, 2013
    8
    Buy it for one reason. To laugh at it. The joy of the woefully crafted game, gave me the biggest laughs I got from any game in a long while. It could be put in for Funniest Game at any award, and it would win. From the nonsensical plot and ridiculous cut scenes to the awful mechanics and gameplay, Ride to Hell: Retribution is quite the worst game I've ever played. And for the hilarity itBuy it for one reason. To laugh at it. The joy of the woefully crafted game, gave me the biggest laughs I got from any game in a long while. It could be put in for Funniest Game at any award, and it would win. From the nonsensical plot and ridiculous cut scenes to the awful mechanics and gameplay, Ride to Hell: Retribution is quite the worst game I've ever played. And for the hilarity it left behind, I love it. I know it's crap, but the laughter is worth an 8.… Expand
  21. Alienpenetrator
    Aug 3, 2013
    0
    I dont know how you can produce a game like that. The story is scripted and doesnt make any sense. And the graphic/physic engine is totally crap. Dont buy it please
  22. ecki
    Aug 1, 2013
    0
    Just play the game with friends and you will have fun. It`s just funny how bad this game is. It`s and nobody should play it alone otherwise you will destroy your pc.
  23. kano69
    Jul 31, 2013
    0
    This game is a rushed pile of crap, pure potatobox port.The graphic's are so ugly it's like playing something from 1990.The story is hopeless as well as the voice acting,the control's are BAD. i do not recommend this game to ANY even if they were GIVING IT AWAY FOR FREE.. STAY CLEAR
  24. Fire-Demon
    Jul 26, 2013
    0
    it´s a scam folks like buying a car then it comes with no wheels. to release such crap and even have people to pre purchase it should be criminal!! deep silver are nothing but thieves in my eyes! whats strange is that steam dont react and rightfully kick them off the program!!
  25. Jimmy2Shoes
    Jul 15, 2013
    7
    Not the best game i've ever played, but not the worst either, i have neither clawed out my eyes, or worshipped. Should have got the price right, it's budget baby.
  26. xxdiyxx2
    Jul 3, 2013
    0
    Shame on the publisher. The game is not worth a cent. Quality of the game is disgusting. This studio has become bankrupt in the near future. Shame on the publisher.
  27. Birdsht
    Jul 1, 2013
    0
    This game is a complete joke and an insult to gamers everywhere. Poor console port. Just plain AWFUL! I refuse wasting one more second of my life on this title and it includes this review!
  28. minalear
    Jun 29, 2013
    0
    This game is just a pile of garbage. I am the type of person who would try to look at the bright side of everything (this game has one redeeming quality). The game falls short on many, if not all, key points of what makes a game a game. The graphics are alright in some places, but absolutely terrible in many more. The games mechanics are super clunky and unresponsive. The game also lacksThis game is just a pile of garbage. I am the type of person who would try to look at the bright side of everything (this game has one redeeming quality). The game falls short on many, if not all, key points of what makes a game a game. The graphics are alright in some places, but absolutely terrible in many more. The games mechanics are super clunky and unresponsive. The game also lacks visual and audible feedback letting you know if you're doing something right or wrong. Sound is by far the worst part of this game. It lacks a lot of sound effects, and the ones that it does have are awful. For example, this is a biker game. One of the key points of a biker game is the motorcycle. The bikes in this game literally sound like weed wackers. The game's ONE redeeming factor is the music, only because they use proprietary licenses instead of in-house music. The one redeeming factor, however, doesn't matter if music isn't played. Many a level I went through without music ever playing. Checkpointing is piss poor, story is uninspired, combat is bad, multiplayer is boring. Just don't buy this game. This is an example of a quickly put together game made solely for profit.… Expand
  29. bha15
    Jun 29, 2013
    5
    This game looks like PS2 game, gameplay is not good, graphics are good and controls are better, sound is disappointing and story is not good, it looks like that Deep Silver have made this game in 2005 not in 2013, it is "epic fail" by the Deep Silver and is real shame and disappointment in today world of High Definition gaming and despite of all the technologies they have made such anThis game looks like PS2 game, gameplay is not good, graphics are good and controls are better, sound is disappointing and story is not good, it looks like that Deep Silver have made this game in 2005 not in 2013, it is "epic fail" by the Deep Silver and is real shame and disappointment in today world of High Definition gaming and despite of all the technologies they have made such an awful game which is not bad but it is not for 2013 gaming this game is for 2005 gaming, wake up Deep Silver.… Expand
  30. kalinichenko
    Jun 29, 2013
    0
    Thought Duke Nukem Forever and Aliens-Colonial Marines were bad?This game right here takes the cake,i don't even know where to start, from horrible facial animations to terrible dialogue,redonkulous graphics and awkward sex scenes.Don't make a mistake and buy this turd,you will regret it.
  31. Bulldozer
    Jun 28, 2013
    0
    Well, Ride to Hell: Retribution does what it says, it's your retribution for riding to hell, a true ride to hell.

    Oh, and to reach the 150 min I can add that citizenkaneofvi rated all three PC, PS3 and X360 versions 10, since I love justice I'm gonna bulldoze it's 10s on all the platforms.

    What a missed chance of an interesting idea.
  32. silentshade
    Jun 28, 2013
    0
    Normally when someone says "This looks and plays like a PS2 game" they are exaggerating.
    This game however is an exception to that, it is awful and could be mistaken for a PS2 game.
    It is overly shallow with a terrible combat system and awful bike physics, the game is covered in pointless padding with you riding your bike to locations with very little happening. When things do happen    Normally when someone says "This looks and plays like a PS2 game" they are exaggerating.
    This game however is an exception to that, it is awful and could be mistaken for a PS2 game.

    It is overly shallow with a terrible combat system and awful bike physics, the game is covered in pointless padding with you riding your bike to locations with very little happening.
    When things do happen it doesn't make any logical sense such as tank trucks deciding to park sideways in the road for no apparent reason.

    This game seems like it should have released at the start of this console gen, it would have made more sense for this garbage to be launched then with other rubbish like Vampire Rain.

    This is the worst game to come out in the last few years and should never be bought, its not so bad its good like Deadly Premonition for example. Its just terrible and a disgrace to be released by Quick Silver when they knew full damn well how broken and awful this game is.

    They should have left it cancelled.

    I'm not even going to talk about the awkward fully clothed sex scenes and boring mass of QTE's

    It would be generous to give this game a 1.    … Expand
  33. miked007
    Jun 28, 2013
    1
    This is one of the worst games i have ever played, thankfully i did not buy it i played it at a friends house who only put it on to show me how terrible it was. The controls are bad, the voice acting cheesy, the graphics look like ps2 at best and it just constant cut scenes with very little playing of the game anyway. That is really all i can say about it, just terrible.
  34. ArmCritic
    Jun 28, 2013
    1
    Ok let's rate this game At first about game graphics AWFUL Game looks like 6 year old (even more) dumb cutscenes Absolutely dumb enemies ugly faces emotions It's not fun there's no gameplay Even On maximum graphics still the same sh*t Don't waste your money There are too much good games to play Oh You said MUSIC Yeah there is music but they can't hold you longer
  35. feda1
    Jun 27, 2013
    0
    Playing this game indeed a ride to hell in the worst possible sense. The art is awful, especially the faces. The cutscenes are atrocious, the voice acting is mediocre. The graphics are extremely outdated, it's like playing something from 2002. The driving is bugged. The story is not worth mentioning. Stay away from this piece of trash, you'll be so disappointed that you'll want to seekPlaying this game indeed a ride to hell in the worst possible sense. The art is awful, especially the faces. The cutscenes are atrocious, the voice acting is mediocre. The graphics are extremely outdated, it's like playing something from 2002. The driving is bugged. The story is not worth mentioning. Stay away from this piece of trash, you'll be so disappointed that you'll want to seek retribution. The developers have hired shills to post paid reviews (see Beemo's review, 10/10). There is no way in hell that this game could objectively be rated even close to 10/10.

    STAY AWAY!    … Expand
  36. Aisar
    Jun 26, 2013
    0
    This is one of those games that is so astonishing and shockingly bad that it forces you to wonder how, in 2013, it could be released and sold for more than 2.99. Jobs are lost and careers come to an end when a game like this is released. There's no need to go into detail about a single part of this game, it's all raw sewage.
  37. Vizhon
    Jun 26, 2013
    2
    This is not the worst game I have ever tried to play, but it is not far from it. The review on Destructoid pretty much points out every detail I would, and in much the same way.

    It's cheap, the art is 6 years dated, the game play might have been passable 10 years ago, it plays like a BAD console port and the the cuts from scene to scene or between scenes and cinematics are horribly    This is not the worst game I have ever tried to play, but it is not far from it. The review on Destructoid pretty much points out every detail I would, and in much the same way.

    It's cheap, the art is 6 years dated, the game play might have been passable 10 years ago, it plays like a BAD console port and the the cuts from scene to scene or between scenes and cinematics are horribly disjointed and it's helpful tips on how to play tend to be anything but, and often flat out wrong advice, like when it tells you to hit Shift to accelerate when it's actually currently done with your space bar.

    This thing plays like a bunch of free to play mini-games tied together and shoved into the laziest plotline I think I've ever been exposed to. It is not fun, not inspired, not aesthetically pleasing and if you are not a chauvinistic pig, it may be downright offensive.

    Do not buy this game, for any price.. You will never be able to get back the time you waste trying to play it.    … Expand
  38. Avadon
    Jun 26, 2013
    3
    This game just blew my mind. It's like, if Steven Seagal made a motorcycle movie, only 10 times dumber. Does it fall in the "so bad it's good" category? In my opinion it does, and the main reason is that the controls, if you are using a pad, are "mostly" functional and it's not that painful to play, mechanically. In order to enjoy it though, you need to be prepared for the fact that 99%This game just blew my mind. It's like, if Steven Seagal made a motorcycle movie, only 10 times dumber. Does it fall in the "so bad it's good" category? In my opinion it does, and the main reason is that the controls, if you are using a pad, are "mostly" functional and it's not that painful to play, mechanically. In order to enjoy it though, you need to be prepared for the fact that 99% of the gameplay is completely pointless. The game is basically a series of cutscenes with some padding along the way. Those cutscenes however will make you laugh, guarranteed. Pretty much every time you do a quest for any female, you will see an abrupt cut into a dryhumping scene, with zero explanation or reason for it. You collect shags like Mario collects coins, and they come so suddenly and look sooooo dumb that they made me spill my coffee all over my keyboard. Most of the voiceacting and pretty much all the animations are also hilariously bad. The intro that abruptly cuts into a pointless turret section and then into a QTE fist fight was also very hilarious, it was like a complete and comprehensive video of what NOT to do in videogames. In short, if you find this game on a sale for 1$ or something, it's worth picking up. It will offer many laughs for a low price. At full price of course, don't even think about it.… Expand
  39. Takeda
    Jun 26, 2013
    0
    Really, really really, just bad, bad, bad.
    The entire game is cut scenes to a story that makes no sense.
    Horrible graphics, buggy and unpolished.
    Epic fail.
  40. lovedaddy
    Jun 26, 2013
    0
    Worse than anyone can imagine should be avoided by everyone on earth.

    Zero gameplay, disgusting controls, production values from the toilet.

    Expect returned copies to be sitting alongside ET very soon.
  41. JamesTheThird
    Jun 26, 2013
    0
    I could not play longer than 15 minutes. It is impossible to adjust graphics options and to choose controls you like. Sound is terrible totally artificial. There is zero immersion in this game. It is a waste of time to write more about it. Avoid at all costs.
  42. Danny_G13
    Jun 26, 2013
    0
    Quite possibly the worst game I've ever played. The controls were horrendous, there were no graphics options and it was just one boring and poorly acted cut scene after another. There was zero gameplay here, just a few pathetic simon says sections tacked onto the 'story'. There was also no introduction, the game threw you straight into disjointed and unassociated set pieces which made noQuite possibly the worst game I've ever played. The controls were horrendous, there were no graphics options and it was just one boring and poorly acted cut scene after another. There was zero gameplay here, just a few pathetic simon says sections tacked onto the 'story'. There was also no introduction, the game threw you straight into disjointed and unassociated set pieces which made no sense before the old 'previously' line came up and we went into flasback.

    I don't know why they bothered with this horrendous abomination of a 'game'.    … Expand
  43. Ra1dMaX
    Jun 25, 2013
    0
    this is the kind of game that should have been announced dead as soon as the idea came up at the creators.
    any game that have no control config should not be released in this day and age
    minimal video config
    this game belongs to around 2005 not 2013
  44. Catgoth89
    Jun 25, 2013
    0
    This game should have stayed canceled. After they uncanceled it, apparently they released the Alpha test demo concept version. The assets are pretty enough, but they forgot to actually make a game.

    It's all quick-time events and cut-scenes. You cannot crash your motorcycle at all. You just dead stop. It also doesn't even feel good. You are literally gliding along the scenery along with    This game should have stayed canceled. After they uncanceled it, apparently they released the Alpha test demo concept version. The assets are pretty enough, but they forgot to actually make a game.

    It's all quick-time events and cut-scenes. You cannot crash your motorcycle at all. You just dead stop. It also doesn't even feel good. You are literally gliding along the scenery along with everything else.

    The story feels disjointed and irrelevant. Like a bad b-movie. Maybe that was the way it was supposed to feel, but next to everything else, does itself no favors.

    It's sickening how bad this game is. This is not just a bad console port. It is a bad game, period. Avoid. Do not buy. Not even worth it if offered for free.    … Expand
  45. skullforged
    Jun 25, 2013
    0
    What a joke of a game, it is more of a terribly acted attempt at a horrendous movie. The "game" seems like an afterthought tacked on to an already miserable experience. I am literally at a loss for words as to describe this pathetically bad "Game".

    The "Controls" while "Riding" a motorcycle are a JOKE IN OUR FACES! You can hold shift to "Slide" sideways for 1000 feet and not lose any    What a joke of a game, it is more of a terribly acted attempt at a horrendous movie. The "game" seems like an afterthought tacked on to an already miserable experience. I am literally at a loss for words as to describe this pathetically bad "Game".

    The "Controls" while "Riding" a motorcycle are a JOKE IN OUR FACES! You can hold shift to "Slide" sideways for 1000 feet and not lose any speed at all. You can slam into things going 100 mph and bounce off like this is a terrible reskin of mario cart. Only with absolutely no fun to be had whatsoever.

    The story is weak and uninteresting, it is wildly over the top and has, within 5 minutes of gameplay, go from seeing your brother die to banging a prostitute. And it's not over the top in a good way like the saint row's series. Its over the top in the terrible and awful way that is lame and ultimately boring.

    I'd love to say I took this game all the way through the story but it was so grippingly bad I had to turn it off after around an hour of this so called "game".

    What a joke.    … Expand
  46. Jurmy
    Jun 25, 2013
    0
    Being my first review, I can honestly say this is the worst game I have ever played.

    As said earlier, there are only three video options. There is no way to up the graphics, which I doubt could save this game anyway due to how terrible it is. The gameplay is mostly action sequences. Press this button before this timer expires. When you're actually driving, you're told to go to a    Being my first review, I can honestly say this is the worst game I have ever played.

    As said earlier, there are only three video options. There is no way to up the graphics, which I doubt could save this game anyway due to how terrible it is.

    The gameplay is mostly action sequences. Press this button before this timer expires. When you're actually driving, you're told to go to a destination which is straight ahead of you. You're unable to turn around, and as far as I could tell, also unable to crash. No matter what I hit into, my motorbike would just flip back onto the track.

    Gameplay is as linear as you can get. Do not buy this game.    … Expand
  47. markjtaylor
    Jun 25, 2013
    1
    Pathetic attempt at a game, uninteresting, bad game-play and overall rubbish, I definitely would not recommend this game and it was a complete waste of money.
  48. AnimalChin
    Jun 25, 2013
    0
    This is a really bad console port. Controls are aggravating and difficult, not customizable (choice of 3 sets of controls are given). Video controls are very minimal: brightness, full screen etc.
    Don't waste your money on this.
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Overwhelming dislike - based on 9 Critic Reviews

Critic score distribution:
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  3. Negative: 9 out of 9
  1. CD-Action
    Aug 2, 2013
    20
    What a prophetic title. Since the first announcement 5 years ago Ride to Hell has come a long way just to reach the hell of deserved mockery and low scores. Stay clear of this game as if it was a puddle of oil on the highway. [CD-Action 09/2013, p.54]
  2. Eurogamer Italy
    Jul 30, 2013
    20
    The attempt to stick together some assets and calling the result a videogame is inexcusable. One of the worst titles of this entire gen.
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  3. GRYOnline.pl
    Jul 12, 2013
    20
    You can try out Ride to Hell for some masochistic fun. Low-budget games are built by throwing some concepts together without much thought - Ride to Hell is exactly that, but much more expensive. Interesting story, cool characters, freedom, original missions, great fighting system, exciting chases and heavy guitar riffs - none of that is here. Ride to Hell: Retribution is damaged in such a way, that you start thinking: what were the developers drinking/smoking?
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