- Publisher: Santa Ragione
- Release Date: Dec 2, 2025
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Dec 9, 2025Horses is fine. It’s not particularly trailblazing, but it knows what it’s trying to convey, and it uses a pretty concise visual metaphor to get it across. It is gross to look at, but I only really mind that when its jittery framerate makes me queasy. I don’t believe it is as distasteful as Epic or Steam does, and I still am surprised that something that feels mostly tame and along the lines of an A24 horror film has caused such controversy. If Horses didn’t expose anything we didn’t already know about the dangers of a sheltered, puritanical lifestyle, it at least unmasked Steam and Epic as cowardly companies that can’t be bothered to actually vet the work they’re barring from entry. I wish we could’ve had the conversation those bans sparked about a better game, but Horses, at the very least, is fine enough to have deserved better than being locked out in the rain.
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Dec 4, 2025Though the themes never circle to anything profound, Horses’ power still lies in its moments of discomfort. All you can do is squirm as you’re roped into atrocity after atrocity, forced to participate in a sick ritual led by a man who gets off on controlling others. He makes the rules and everyone in his orbit has to follow them — or else. Put a tool back in the shed after you use it. Eat another piece of meat even if you’ve indicated that you’re full. And absolutely no fornicating! At what point do rules become something that are only designed to give their creator a power trip?
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Dec 2, 2025The complexity here is that Horses is about the sexuality of younger people, even if none of the characters are actually minors. The Farmer is the way he is because of how he was raised - there are doodles and a home video that obviously date back to his early teenage years - and now, he is trying to pass those brutal values onto you. The moral is about how puritanism may reproduce across generations, even when taken to the extent that congress becomes impossible, which necessitates certain other, shambolically crude and fantastical approaches to securing a legacy. That your character is a legal adult is a technicality: the game frames you as a mute child, peering up at the Farmer while eating, struggling to say no by means of emojis and shakes of your head. It's easy to imagine the fable playing out exactly the same way if the protagonist were in their early to mid teens.
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Dec 8, 2025Horses deserves to be played — if for nothing else, than to appreciate the games that do better what Horses failed to do.