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  1. uah
    Feb 13, 2014
    0
    This is a baaaad game, and they are silencing every bad comment about it in STEAM. (Got myself banned).

    This should not be allowed to be in the STEAM platform.
  2. Feb 15, 2014
    0
    WARNING: the developers, FUN creators, have gone on the offensive by resorting to threats if their game is bashed in any way. TotalBuscuit's "Wtf is..." and original stream posts on YouTube were claimed by the devs and were indeed removed. There are also signs of the devs trying to create accounts on Metacritic or other websites to try and raise popularity (same ol same ol, what do youWARNING: the developers, FUN creators, have gone on the offensive by resorting to threats if their game is bashed in any way. TotalBuscuit's "Wtf is..." and original stream posts on YouTube were claimed by the devs and were indeed removed. There are also signs of the devs trying to create accounts on Metacritic or other websites to try and raise popularity (same ol same ol, what do you expect from a **** game like this). This game should NOT, NOT NOT, OH SO MUCH NOT be purchased in any way. Not even as a gag gift for one of your friends because you would be giving FUN your money, and let's face it, we all don't want that. SIMPLY AVOID!! This is just like the WarZ (now Infestation: Survivor Stories) all over again. Expand
  3. Feb 12, 2014
    0
    How did this game even pass greenlight? it's totally unfinished and riddle with bugs, can't even adjust voice sounds to a normal level , some you can't even hear and others blasts your headphones (guards)
  4. Jan 27, 2014
    0
    Garry's incident look good compared to this game. It is the Garry's incident of 2014. Do not buy it. Why is it so bad? There is only one thing that I look for in a video game. That is an fun iterative experience. I have had more fun with watching My Little Pony with my daughter then with this game. It is vary boring. The graphics are horrible. There are black lines on the on ever thing andGarry's incident look good compared to this game. It is the Garry's incident of 2014. Do not buy it. Why is it so bad? There is only one thing that I look for in a video game. That is an fun iterative experience. I have had more fun with watching My Little Pony with my daughter then with this game. It is vary boring. The graphics are horrible. There are black lines on the on ever thing and they didn't render vary much. The texture quality is some of the lowest I have ever seen. You can clip thought tree and rocks. There seems to be a never endless amount of bugs and glitches.

    They said that there was stealth but that is a lie. You walk up to someone to pickpocket and they will say some like "hey get you bloody hands off me!". so to go in to stealth what you do is crouch and for some reason when your crouched they don't see you. On the way you get gold coins but I have found no use for them except to bribe a guard. but no worries you don't need to collect them on the way to bribe the guard because if you don't have the money to do it the guard will tell you to go steal the gold form the place he is guarding! The voice acting is some of the worst I have ever hard. Its like there art department did it in the bathroom on there spare time. some are WAY to loud and outer are way to quiet. so quit that the back round sounds are louder then the person talking to you.

    I thought Day one Garry's incident and Ride to Hell: Retribution would be the worst game that would ever be made but this one trumps both of them. I would give it a -10 if I could
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  5. Jan 28, 2014
    2
    The concept of this game is quite interesting, but poorly executed. bad textures, clipping trough all kind of "solid" objects and even bad voice acting. are not the strongest part in this game. overall the game in my opinion looks okay not great but not bad. but the broken game mechanics and bad animation/voice acting makes this game almost not playable. i don't know how this game isThe concept of this game is quite interesting, but poorly executed. bad textures, clipping trough all kind of "solid" objects and even bad voice acting. are not the strongest part in this game. overall the game in my opinion looks okay not great but not bad. but the broken game mechanics and bad animation/voice acting makes this game almost not playable. i don't know how this game is available on steam but i would not recommend buying this game. it's just not worth it! Expand
  6. Jan 28, 2014
    0
    Nope... Nope!

    Bad and glitched graphics
    Bad sound
    Glitched clipping
    No gameplay.. only a few features claimed by the devs are present on a better than half assed way.

    Anyway in case of doubt just check Steam reviews, censoring is usually a good indicator.
  7. Jan 29, 2014
    0
    Worst game 2014 anyone? Steam, fix your damn quality control. Because if this is getting through, there's obviously something wrong here. Totalbiscuit speaks the truth.
  8. Jan 26, 2014
    0
    Just... Just.... What were they thinking? Everything is broken and the game feels like it's an FPS on the Nintendo 64!

    This game would be called "terrible" even if it had been released 20 years ago!
  9. Jan 26, 2014
    0
    Simply watch the review by TotalBiscuit to see all the poor textures, horrible story, broken black stroke, uneven sound levels, very limited dialog, lazy voice acting, game-play breaking bugs, no resolution settings and much much more. The only positive score for this game was most likely left by mistake.
  10. Jan 27, 2014
    0
    This is the worst game to be green lit by Valve, this is almost as bad as "Day One: Garry's Incident". If you look at any coverage of this game I can guarantee that it will be awful.
  11. Jan 26, 2014
    0
    I have no idea how this got throe steam green light. The game is very unfinished and it`s very bugy, sounds in this game are a joke, voice acting is horrriiibbbblllleeee and the game makes little sens to me.
  12. Jan 27, 2014
    0
    Well as you can tell from the rest of the reviews the game is unplayable. There are a tremendous amount of bugs, graphics are terrible, the audio is broken in the sense that some sounds loop, dialogue is not normalized and most of the sounds just sound off, the soundtrack came from a site giving a way free music, the animations are garbage and what else is there to say..... oh yea a quoteWell as you can tell from the rest of the reviews the game is unplayable. There are a tremendous amount of bugs, graphics are terrible, the audio is broken in the sense that some sounds loop, dialogue is not normalized and most of the sounds just sound off, the soundtrack came from a site giving a way free music, the animations are garbage and what else is there to say..... oh yea a quote from the developer on steam that shows they don't care about the state of the game but that they only care about money, "TB triggered huge traffic to the game page! We really want this. ;)" Supporting this developer would be a huge mistake, probably one of the worst games in a while. Expand
  13. Jan 27, 2014
    0
    This game is a wreck, although I found the black stroke effect to be slightly entertaining. There's nothing quite like a female character rocking what looks like a beard below her chin because the black stroke is glitched. I would really be curious to see anyone actually play this game to conclusion to see what happens, cause I'm sure not going to. Also, many thanks to Beemo for theThis game is a wreck, although I found the black stroke effect to be slightly entertaining. There's nothing quite like a female character rocking what looks like a beard below her chin because the black stroke is glitched. I would really be curious to see anyone actually play this game to conclusion to see what happens, cause I'm sure not going to. Also, many thanks to Beemo for the very well-crafted and entertaining review, which makes more sense after reading the other review they posted. It does indeed help to have a map! Expand
  14. Jan 27, 2014
    0
    Garry's incident is 10/10 for this game, i don't know why would TotalBiscuit compare this to Garry's incident.This is the worst game of the decade/generation.How can something like this get on steam and be buy to play,you should be payed to play this game!
  15. Feb 14, 2014
    0
    Simply watch the review by TotalBiscuit to see all the poor textures, horrible story, broken black stroke, uneven sound levels, very limited dialog, lazy voice acting, game-play breaking bugs, no resolution settings and much much more. The only positive score for this game was most likely left by mistake.
  16. Feb 13, 2014
    0
    Wouldn't touch this game even if it were free. I don't usually agree with all TB's opinions in his reviews but in this case I think he is completely right about this game.
  17. Feb 13, 2014
    0
    Another case of a company trying to trick people into buying their game. They are on an online rampage to delete anything that tells the truth about how bad this game is.

    AVOID AT ALL COSTS
  18. Feb 15, 2014
    0
    The worst game i have ever seen
    Dishonest Dev's false D.M.C.A on YouTube
    Banning on steam forum for asking about game and TB
    They a trying to censor critic of the game
  19. Feb 15, 2014
    0
    Avoid, even if it's on sale, this is a game so poorly put together no over-arching concept can save it. If you like tight game-play great visuals and sound then stay away, if however you want a buggy, unplayable, ugly mess then by all means dive right in as this is the game for you.
  20. Feb 14, 2014
    0
    The fact that this game made it onto steam in it's current state is completely beyond me. You are able to walk straight through supposedly solid objects (eg. trees, rocks) the world in some places is torn, allowing you to see straight through the ground and into the (poorly textured) sky-box.
    Speaking of, the games texture work is absolutely terrible, for a first person game, you should
    The fact that this game made it onto steam in it's current state is completely beyond me. You are able to walk straight through supposedly solid objects (eg. trees, rocks) the world in some places is torn, allowing you to see straight through the ground and into the (poorly textured) sky-box.
    Speaking of, the games texture work is absolutely terrible, for a first person game, you should not be able to count the pixels in the textures for any thing in the game. The way the world is rendered, with it's faux cell shaded aesthetic is poorly executed.
    The game's mechanics themselves are broken and, upon completing an objective, the game plays an unfitting sound to accompany it's "achievements". Audio levels are all over the place. When you speak to one of the game's (poorly modeled and textured) npcs, their sound levels are all over the place, becoming louder at random, while still conveying the same emotion as previous, with no reason for any increased volume.
    The graphics options with the game are literally non-existent, it runs in an unchangeable resolution. I would tell you to go looking for some proof, but any videos critiquing the game have been taken down by the developer who continuously refuse their actions.

    This game is an absolute mess. Do Not Buy.
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  21. Feb 14, 2014
    0
    Game is a piece of **** beyond words. The devs seem like a few kids that just wanted to see how much money they could make with as little effort as possible. On top of that, they're completely driving themselves into the ground with their drama with totalbiscuit, who wrote a scathing review, and then fun creators managed to get his video removed on copyright claims and then blatantly liedGame is a piece of **** beyond words. The devs seem like a few kids that just wanted to see how much money they could make with as little effort as possible. On top of that, they're completely driving themselves into the ground with their drama with totalbiscuit, who wrote a scathing review, and then fun creators managed to get his video removed on copyright claims and then blatantly lied about it. After totalbiscuit provided proof that they admitted to the claim in email form, fun creators then claimed he photoshopped the image Expand
  22. MB_
    Feb 15, 2014
    0
    About as much fun as playing Jenga with pieces of dead puppies. These guys should be ashamed of themselves and then they should leave gaming, not just development but playing too, no games are worthy of their ineptitude.
  23. Feb 15, 2014
    0
    It's hot garbage that deserves to be in the 99 cent bin at Walmart. Take a look at any game play video, graphics, voice acting, game-play, even basic functionality are all extremely poor. This is what happens when you cut corners and are as lazy as possible with every aspect of development, It's like they were able to transport a twenty year old game into the present day, gaming has movedIt's hot garbage that deserves to be in the 99 cent bin at Walmart. Take a look at any game play video, graphics, voice acting, game-play, even basic functionality are all extremely poor. This is what happens when you cut corners and are as lazy as possible with every aspect of development, It's like they were able to transport a twenty year old game into the present day, gaming has moved on. You can get much more for your $15 so save your money, this is just a money grab by a greedy shovel-ware developer, who is taking part in so very shady anti-consumer behavior. Expand
  24. Feb 15, 2014
    0
    I don't even know where to start with this game, but it is awful. I don't even have the words necessary to describe how I felt after completing this mess. If Steam had a proper refund system I'd be handing this back in in a heartbeat.
  25. Feb 15, 2014
    0
    One of the worst games i have ever played. Riddled with bugs, the graphics belong in early PlayStation 1 barely. The animation quality is laughable. It is an all around awful mess and the developers should all quit and become hot dog vendors, because of their intellectual inadequacy
  26. Feb 15, 2014
    0
    Thankfully I have not purchase this, with Indie games I've taken to checking their steam discussion pages before putting money down, and a fairly major warning light in this case was a huge period of time where NO threads were posted at all, which stinks of deletion and concerted censorship by a developer, when I commented asking about this I was immediately reported as a spammer throughThankfully I have not purchase this, with Indie games I've taken to checking their steam discussion pages before putting money down, and a fairly major warning light in this case was a huge period of time where NO threads were posted at all, which stinks of deletion and concerted censorship by a developer, when I commented asking about this I was immediately reported as a spammer through the steam community abuse system.

    Its hardly surprising that given a little further research there are threads and videos about how aweful and underhanded this ''Company'' is and the worst thing in my view is that this is the experience and cynicism that people are likely to apply to other Indie developers.

    I am very sad there isn't a number available lower than one.
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  27. Feb 15, 2014
    0
    Horrible broken game, should've never made it to Steam. It's not finished and it doesn't seem like it'll ever be finished judging by their developers.
  28. Feb 15, 2014
    0
    Normally I wouldn't consider a game where positive reviewers call it "playable" but I had to see for myself... I regret it. Don't let your curiosity get the better of you.

    Why developers publish unfinished work is beyond me.
  29. Feb 15, 2014
    0
    I will confess, I haven't player this game. But it had to be said that when a company deliberately lie through their teeth and go out of their way to censor videos on YouTube and their forums and blatantly claim ignorance about the whole fair, it is very telling about the quality of their game and the integrity of their company.

    Such actions should not be supported. This should be
    I will confess, I haven't player this game. But it had to be said that when a company deliberately lie through their teeth and go out of their way to censor videos on YouTube and their forums and blatantly claim ignorance about the whole fair, it is very telling about the quality of their game and the integrity of their company.

    Such actions should not be supported. This should be condemned. We are approaching a time where things on the internet is becoming more and more transparent, and we have the opportunity to shut down such actions.
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  30. Feb 14, 2014
    0
    Absolutely appalling game. Riddled with bugs, poor voice acting, graphics that look like they were left over from 1999... the list goes on. Add to it the fact that the company has filed a copyright claim against Total Biscuit's review of it, and you have the worst game and worst company of the year.
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Critic score distribution:
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  3. Negative: 3 out of 3
  1. May 14, 2014
    35
    Clearly this is a case of the developers actively misleading their end customers. There is literally nothing here except for an enjoyable soundtrack which in no way redeems an utter train-wreck of a "game".
  2. Feb 14, 2014
    20
    It’s hard to tell if it’s the protagonist of Guise of the Wolf that’s cursed or the game itself. Stay away from this clunky mess of a game.
  3. Feb 12, 2014
    5
    There is software trash that halfway tries to camouflage its flaws with visual appeal or an interesting concept. And then there is Guise of the Wolf…