Guise of the Wolf

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1.0

Overwhelming dislike- based on 264 Ratings

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  2. Mixed: 3 out of 264
  3. Negative: 237 out of 264

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  1. harryjc
    May 23, 2015
    0
    Wow. This is one of the worst video games I've ever played! It's just so clunky, and deformed. It's like the people who made this never even made a video game before in their life. I just hate to be so harsh, but this is not worth the cost whatsoever. Definitely pass this by, even if it's free.
  2. Ansatsu83
    Aug 22, 2014
    0
    Hahahahahahah... NO!!!! The developer should lose the right to develop any games for this abomination! It is beyond bad, there is no hope for salvaging this game. The developers simply screwed up. It was a terrible idea, the developers are obviously brain dead, and there is already major controversy surrounding it due to total biscuits review. JUST STAY AWAY!
  3. Brainstorm123
    Aug 1, 2014
    1
    This game should NEVER have been given the green light on Steam. I can just sum this game up in one sentence. The graphics, gameplay, sound, game world and voice acting are all low budget and terrible! The idea sounds good on paper, but aside from an okay story, it falls painfully flat. Guise of the Wolf is an absolute disgrace of a game, and should be avoided at all costs.
  4. Pulse-A-tron
    Jun 29, 2014
    0
    I expected this to be an early access of some kind but boy was I wrong. A bugged mess of a game that somehow got through steam greenlight. Some of the most noticeable glitches are with the lack of no clippings being able to pass through walls and trees. This game tries so hard to immerse you with the mediocre story but with glitches and problems like these, you can't help yourself but toI expected this to be an early access of some kind but boy was I wrong. A bugged mess of a game that somehow got through steam greenlight. Some of the most noticeable glitches are with the lack of no clippings being able to pass through walls and trees. This game tries so hard to immerse you with the mediocre story but with glitches and problems like these, you can't help yourself but to laugh at this half-assed garbage. The voice acting is unbearable, very similar to computer generated. Giving you pointless choices between the conversations but it is impossible to pay attention to when you are laughing at the lazy voice acting, and voice acting is key in this particular game for it's basically story driven. There are more problems and obnoxious mechanics with this game such as the lock picking system but they speak for themselves. In short, this game even being free is OVERpriced.… Expand
  5. Fancypenguin
    May 29, 2014
    0
    I love when developers can't even be bothered to do basic things right in their games, like mixing the audio. Seriously, the voices on the NPCs range from Ear rapingly loud to "What the F*** did he just say? Why is the NPC whispering!" Oh by the way, said "Voice actors" sound like they just recorded clips off of free sound.org onto their Iphones. You know what else I love? When you clipI love when developers can't even be bothered to do basic things right in their games, like mixing the audio. Seriously, the voices on the NPCs range from Ear rapingly loud to "What the F*** did he just say? Why is the NPC whispering!" Oh by the way, said "Voice actors" sound like they just recorded clips off of free sound.org onto their Iphones. You know what else I love? When you clip through every goddamn thing in the game. Other great features in this game include; sound overlapping when you attack and solid black lines outlining everything, including NPCs faces making them look like Madworld and borderlands 2 had a child in which they drank 5 bottles of Jagermeister and visited Chernobyl many times during pregnancy. This game is like an old school point and click adventure just like day of the tentacle or Monkey Island... if both those games were released in early alpha, with a level designing talent equivalent to 100x less than that of the people who designed sonic 06. One of my favorite features of the game is the Map that doesn't show you where you are. I also enjoyed the subtitles that don't match what the NPC is actually saying. This game does boast quite a bit of innovation though. This is the first game to ever actually have an NPC stutter every 5 seconds because the idle animation has to restart. Also this might be the only game ever created where the enter key changes the resolution and makes the game enter windowed mode cropped to the right, not to mention insta-kill death switches planted in the middle of doorways in pitch black dungeons. The only reason I played this abomination of a game is because my friend pirated it so that I could make fun of it with him. And honestly, we still wanted our money back. How this game got on steam for 15 dollars is beyond comprehension. This game is a disgrace to all indie games and small developers. For shame. Don't buy this game.… Expand
  6. Pooki
    Apr 26, 2014
    10
    Had alot of fun with this game. Graphics are excellent. Overall,this game is brilliant and it will you keep playing for a long time as it has lots of replay value.
  7. Venatius
    Apr 22, 2014
    0
    While everything I've seen and read indicates the game is absolutely terrible, any company who tries to protect their product by literally attempting to silence critics - and then transparently denying everything when publicly caught doing so - has made their product terrible by association, regardless of what merits it may have had. Of course, nobody's ever had to humiliate themselvesWhile everything I've seen and read indicates the game is absolutely terrible, any company who tries to protect their product by literally attempting to silence critics - and then transparently denying everything when publicly caught doing so - has made their product terrible by association, regardless of what merits it may have had. Of course, nobody's ever had to humiliate themselves defending something that's good in its own right, because they've never needed to.… Expand
  8. Raidriar
    Apr 6, 2014
    0
    ............................................................Marmite...............................................................................................................................................................
  9. Parabolax
    Mar 20, 2014
    0
    Hands down the worst game I have ever played. This development studio deserve to go out of business. Really, what were they thinking? I can't fathom how this was released in 2014. It genuinely looks worse than a game I played in 2002.
  10. TheOddParticke
    Feb 25, 2014
    0
    I'm honestly not sure which is worse, the game or the company that shat it out. What funcreators are trying to do right now really makes EA look good by comparison. not to mention the actual game is the worst thing I have ever seen. That includes, I might add, the entire NES library...think about that for a few minutes.
  11. Jimbo364
    Feb 23, 2014
    0
    This is dragging the whole Greenlight process through the mud. This should of not been picked over the hundreds of games that were way better than this. It's a buggy horrible mess, and no one should play it or even think of spending money one it.
  12. charger9559
    Feb 21, 2014
    0
    This game beats Bad Rats in terribleness. And that is saying something.

    This is like babby's first video game. It's as if a bunch of 3 year old's came together and mashed on a keyboard for a few hours and out spewed this piece of crap. Nothing about this game is good. Do not buy, under any circumstance.
  13. Manawind
    Feb 19, 2014
    0
    Buggiest Game I have encountered to date. I crashed many times when encountering the worst textured wolf I've ever seen. Found it to have PlayStation One quality models, including the horrid clipping.

    Avoid at all costs.
  14. lukinator1
    Feb 19, 2014
    0
    a terrible game made by terrible developers who have chosen to censor somebody's critique and openly deny even doing it, please don't waste your money
  15. Camberf
    Feb 19, 2014
    0
    This game is a pile of garbage. My balls are more entertaining. I took a massive poop this morning that had better textures than this game. Everyone involved can lick my bunghole.
  16. Demonidze
    Feb 18, 2014
    0
    this game is garbage, avoid at all cost. you can clip through textures, animations are broken .. voice acting is terrible .. different voices played at different volume levels .. the only maybe bright side of this game is the idea of playing as a warewolf ... anything beyond that is a solid 0/10 !
  17. Torque2100
    Feb 18, 2014
    0
    UTTER Garbage from the most unethical games company since EA.

    This game is broken, blatantly unfinished with terrible graphics and sound ,wooden animation and buggy gameplay. The player routinely clips through trees or rocks, the graphics feature ugly black lines around everything that make the characters look like parts of their faces are missing. The stealth system is a joke with    UTTER Garbage from the most unethical games company since EA.

    This game is broken, blatantly unfinished with terrible graphics and sound ,wooden animation and buggy gameplay. The player routinely clips through trees or rocks, the graphics feature ugly black lines around everything that make the characters look like parts of their faces are missing. The stealth system is a joke with enemies not seeing you even when you are crouched directly in front of them. When you attack to quickly the sound doubles, triples, quadruples on into infinity. The cherry on top of this crap sundae is that the game is littered with landmines in the form of nearly invisible instant death traps and game-breaking bugs.

    Simply put this game is a massive turd, and it wouldn't have ended there except for the massively unethical and illegal actions of the developer FUN Creators.

    First, FUN Creators filed a takedown notice against TotalBiscuit's WTF is Guise of the Wolf through Youtube, taking advantage of Youtubes craven and cowardly approach to copyright trolls IE automatically taking down videos and placing the burden of proof on the video creator to prove that they didn't commit copyright infringement. This is a violation of the law, but FUN Creators didn't stop there. When TotalBiscuit issued a challenge, they responded by saying "we're bigger than you channel and it would cost us nothing to send UK lawyers after you." Then, when TB went public with the threatening and harassing e-mails he'd gotten from FUN Creators, they desperately tried to backpedal and cover up the embarrassing e-mails by accusing TB of "photoshopping" the e-mails in question.

    Whatever you do DO NOT BUY THIS GAME. Not even out of curiosity. FUN Creators are criminals and do not deserve one single pence of you money.    … Expand
  18. sporlock
    Feb 18, 2014
    0
    Horrible Horrible HORRIBLE! Pointless, punishing game play! Instant death for simply stepping on a wrong stone around every corner will have you constantly replaying the same parts over and over again. This game is like a hot poker to the eye! Terrible voice acting, terrible graphics, terrible game play, terrible level design. LAZY , SHODDY DEVELOPING! This game blows MASSIVE chunks.Horrible Horrible HORRIBLE! Pointless, punishing game play! Instant death for simply stepping on a wrong stone around every corner will have you constantly replaying the same parts over and over again. This game is like a hot poker to the eye! Terrible voice acting, terrible graphics, terrible game play, terrible level design. LAZY , SHODDY DEVELOPING! This game blows MASSIVE chunks.
    GAME OF THE YEAR EDITION (FOR 1992) COMING SOON!!!    … Expand
  19. chubbynewb
    Feb 18, 2014
    0
    A friend of mine talked me into not buying this, he did and told me I would regret it. I think there is something wrong with the Green Light process of something like this can pass it. These games should really be checked. The voice acting is half assed at best. The textures were meh, that is the best way I can put it. We were not running on a high end game rig or anything but stillA friend of mine talked me into not buying this, he did and told me I would regret it. I think there is something wrong with the Green Light process of something like this can pass it. These games should really be checked. The voice acting is half assed at best. The textures were meh, that is the best way I can put it. We were not running on a high end game rig or anything but still it was well above the specs for the game and it still looks like it is dated. There was random clipping all over the place. In my opinion the game shouldn't have been released in this state..… Expand
  20. kavinh
    Feb 18, 2014
    0
    garry's incident all over again this time the company has decided to spam on twitter claiming the email of them threatening TB is photoshopped and were stupid enough to link to a video by an employee proving that the email was real. Censoring criticism of their game as well as silencing people on their steam forums why would you ever give money to this type of company with their awfulgarry's incident all over again this time the company has decided to spam on twitter claiming the email of them threatening TB is photoshopped and were stupid enough to link to a video by an employee proving that the email was real. Censoring criticism of their game as well as silencing people on their steam forums why would you ever give money to this type of company with their awful practices. Go pirate this game if you want to try it it's horrible and but don't take my word for it look at tb's review video which they removed because their game was so terrible that's all the proof you need good day.… Expand
  21. KingofKings5632
    Feb 18, 2014
    0
    Horrible, Horrible game. If this was in alpha, I might let it slide. But as a full release game, it is unplayable. There are more glitches than you can count, graphical and otherwise. Things as simple as a map system just doesn't work. It doesn't tutorial anything at all (How hard would it be to let us know we could pickpocket,instead of needing to look it up 15 minutes in the game). TheHorrible, Horrible game. If this was in alpha, I might let it slide. But as a full release game, it is unplayable. There are more glitches than you can count, graphical and otherwise. Things as simple as a map system just doesn't work. It doesn't tutorial anything at all (How hard would it be to let us know we could pickpocket,instead of needing to look it up 15 minutes in the game). The story is incredibly bare with no imagination whatsoever. This has, in my opinion, no redeeming qualities whatsoever.… Expand
  22. x_interupt
    Feb 17, 2014
    0
    this game is awesome rustic fun! and i mean rustic fun in the same manner as wiping yourself with a pine cone after defecation. the collision planes are horrible, the sound is ripped, the dialogue actors are more wooden then the USS constitution. anyone giving this anything above a 2 obviously has a wardrobe that consists of straightjackets and like to be put into painful situations.
    take    this game is awesome rustic fun! and i mean rustic fun in the same manner as wiping yourself with a pine cone after defecation. the collision planes are horrible, the sound is ripped, the dialogue actors are more wooden then the USS constitution. anyone giving this anything above a 2 obviously has a wardrobe that consists of straightjackets and like to be put into painful situations.
    take the 15 dollars you were planning on spending on this game and go visit your local neighborhood herpes patient. then at least you'll have an experience you remember, and a reason to go back a few weeks later.    … Expand
  23. Salith
    Feb 17, 2014
    0
    Due to their censorship of ANY negative review, they have driven me to review this game. I have seen better games that are 20 years old. And I've seen a lot of games in that time. They have rushed this out while it's still in a late-Alpha stage in the hopes of recouping some of the money they no longer have. That alone is bad enough, but then their PR team try to block anything negative,Due to their censorship of ANY negative review, they have driven me to review this game. I have seen better games that are 20 years old. And I've seen a lot of games in that time. They have rushed this out while it's still in a late-Alpha stage in the hopes of recouping some of the money they no longer have. That alone is bad enough, but then their PR team try to block anything negative, and that makes it an auto-ban on buying anything this company ever does (like I've had to do with Gearbox for Colonial Marines).
    DO NOT BUY!    … Expand
  24. SubNoize
    Feb 16, 2014
    0
    Garry's incident is 10/10 for this game, i don't know why would TotalBiscuit compare this to Garry's incident.This is the worst game of the decade/generation.How can something like this get on steam and be buy to play,you should be payed to play this game!!!!
  25. DracoRyx
    Feb 16, 2014
    0
    I created a Meta-critic account JUST to review this...disgusting trash of a disaster that passes as a video game nowadays. The game itself is mediocre at best, and I've personally seen better graphics on a half-life ONE mod then in this game. The story sounds like a complete disaster and the game play looks clunky and unoriginal. And let's not forget about the blatant lack of spell check!I created a Meta-critic account JUST to review this...disgusting trash of a disaster that passes as a video game nowadays. The game itself is mediocre at best, and I've personally seen better graphics on a half-life ONE mod then in this game. The story sounds like a complete disaster and the game play looks clunky and unoriginal. And let's not forget about the blatant lack of spell check! I mean come on, it's built INTO MOST PCS nowadays, you have to -actively- go out of your way NOT to spell check nowadays.

    The NPCs are boring and unoriginal, the texture work is shoddy at best, clipping is...god there just are no words for it, last game without clipping was on the ATARI 2600, I mean SERIOUSLY. The sounds range from ear-bleeding to coughing halfway around the world, especially in conversations (I think I've worn out my volume knob even THINKING about trying to hear the NPCs...) The environment looks like it was designed for the PS1, if the game was a launch title, the skybox alone makes super nintendo detail sprites look like next-gen graphics, and there's this extremely un-necessary 10px wide black border around EVERY SINGLE THING THAT EXISTS. Either go realism or cel-shading, there's absolutely no need to fake it unless it was a quick 3 day exercise in trying to hide the obvious 128x128 texture maps being repeated over and over and over...

    This is all in addition to the absolute nightmare that is FUN Creators. Constant harassment and censorship of negative reviews of their game, going so far as to -sue TotalBiscuit- ( http://i.imgur.com/w1iLIhi.png ) over his review of the game because he said the game is **** and the complete censorship, steam-account ban attempts, and total breakdown in which many, many people on steam, YouTube, twitter, and Reddit have all called the developers on. This is not a good business practice and it reflects poorly on the game as well when it's made by, well...I hate to use the term, but really the only thing that can describe these people is retards. I've seen kids with down syndrome make less buggy games and take criticism FAR better then FUN Creators.

    Oh, also...SeaCancer ( http://www.metacritic.com/user/SeaCancer ) is a FUN Creators developer. It's been proven that the same username is listing jobs FOR FUN CREATORS on varying job sites (Not for Guise of the Wolf, but proof of his affiliation: http://www.mapcore.org/topic/14899-paid-3d-character-model-designer/#entry298083 ) Do you really have to upvote your own game because it can't stand on it's own two feet? Instead of being sneaky and underhanded, try actually bug testing, beta phases, and try coding in a manner that's not bashing the dev's gonads into a set of typewriters with half the keys missing.

    I guess on the upside: Thanks FUN Creators, for reminding the REAL GAME DEVELOPERS (Read:Not code monkeys working out of a starbucks on fridays) for stepping THEIR game up to prove that people like you are the cancer that is killing current-era video games, and that there's hope in -real- game developers.    … Expand
  26. Timey
    Feb 16, 2014
    0
    Do not waste your money on this crime against humanity. It is hard to begin with where this game goes so horribly wrong, but it is not worth your time. From the broken mechanics to the vague and horrific game play, this game made so many wrong turns that even the idea or the charm of it can in no way, shape or form make up for the finished product. Don't buy it, save your money forDo not waste your money on this crime against humanity. It is hard to begin with where this game goes so horribly wrong, but it is not worth your time. From the broken mechanics to the vague and horrific game play, this game made so many wrong turns that even the idea or the charm of it can in no way, shape or form make up for the finished product. Don't buy it, save your money for something worth it.… Expand
  27. Sorbitol
    Feb 16, 2014
    0
    Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope
  28. Felangi
    Feb 16, 2014
    0
    This is a dreadful game and should be avoided at all costs. With awful gameplay, graphics and story this game is one of the worst things to be greenlight on steam.
  29. Linus117
    Feb 16, 2014
    2
    Giving this more than a 2 is just not right. The game is horribly broken, with missing textures and bugs everywhere. It looks like a game made by some college students in an hour or two. Do not buy this!
  30. PhantomStorm
    Feb 16, 2014
    1
    I am really confused what the developers of this game considered to be the "target audience." The game is buggy and full of glitches. The sound design is repetitive and annoying, if the sound even decides to work. The graphics are stylized and lend an interesting take, but it's ruined by blatant graphics glitches and lazy design in some places. The gameplay is convoluted, confusing,I am really confused what the developers of this game considered to be the "target audience." The game is buggy and full of glitches. The sound design is repetitive and annoying, if the sound even decides to work. The graphics are stylized and lend an interesting take, but it's ruined by blatant graphics glitches and lazy design in some places. The gameplay is convoluted, confusing, and labor-some.

    I do not recommend this game. To anyone. I would consider the act of forcing another human being to play this game to be cruel and unusual punishment.    … Expand
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  3. Negative: 3 out of 3
  1. Ragequit.gr
    May 14, 2014
    35
    Clearly this is a case of the developers actively misleading their end customers. There is literally nothing here except for an enjoyable soundtrack which in no way redeems an utter train-wreck of a "game".
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  2. Adventure Gamers
    Feb 14, 2014
    20
    It’s hard to tell if it’s the protagonist of Guise of the Wolf that’s cursed or the game itself. Stay away from this clunky mess of a game.
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  3. 4P.de
    Feb 12, 2014
    5
    There is software trash that halfway tries to camouflage its flaws with visual appeal or an interesting concept. And then there is Guise of the Wolf…
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