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  1. uah
    Feb 13, 2014
    0
    This is a baaaad game, and they are silencing every bad comment about it in STEAM. (Got myself banned).

    This should not be allowed to be in the STEAM platform.
  2. Feb 15, 2014
    0
    WARNING: the developers, FUN creators, have gone on the offensive by resorting to threats if their game is bashed in any way. TotalBuscuit's "Wtf is..." and original stream posts on YouTube were claimed by the devs and were indeed removed. There are also signs of the devs trying to create accounts on Metacritic or other websites to try and raise popularity (same ol same ol, what do youWARNING: the developers, FUN creators, have gone on the offensive by resorting to threats if their game is bashed in any way. TotalBuscuit's "Wtf is..." and original stream posts on YouTube were claimed by the devs and were indeed removed. There are also signs of the devs trying to create accounts on Metacritic or other websites to try and raise popularity (same ol same ol, what do you expect from a **** game like this). This game should NOT, NOT NOT, OH SO MUCH NOT be purchased in any way. Not even as a gag gift for one of your friends because you would be giving FUN your money, and let's face it, we all don't want that. SIMPLY AVOID!! This is just like the WarZ (now Infestation: Survivor Stories) all over again. Expand
  3. Feb 12, 2014
    0
    How did this game even pass greenlight? it's totally unfinished and riddle with bugs, can't even adjust voice sounds to a normal level , some you can't even hear and others blasts your headphones (guards)
  4. Jan 27, 2014
    0
    Garry's incident look good compared to this game. It is the Garry's incident of 2014. Do not buy it. Why is it so bad? There is only one thing that I look for in a video game. That is an fun iterative experience. I have had more fun with watching My Little Pony with my daughter then with this game. It is vary boring. The graphics are horrible. There are black lines on the on ever thing andGarry's incident look good compared to this game. It is the Garry's incident of 2014. Do not buy it. Why is it so bad? There is only one thing that I look for in a video game. That is an fun iterative experience. I have had more fun with watching My Little Pony with my daughter then with this game. It is vary boring. The graphics are horrible. There are black lines on the on ever thing and they didn't render vary much. The texture quality is some of the lowest I have ever seen. You can clip thought tree and rocks. There seems to be a never endless amount of bugs and glitches.

    They said that there was stealth but that is a lie. You walk up to someone to pickpocket and they will say some like "hey get you bloody hands off me!". so to go in to stealth what you do is crouch and for some reason when your crouched they don't see you. On the way you get gold coins but I have found no use for them except to bribe a guard. but no worries you don't need to collect them on the way to bribe the guard because if you don't have the money to do it the guard will tell you to go steal the gold form the place he is guarding! The voice acting is some of the worst I have ever hard. Its like there art department did it in the bathroom on there spare time. some are WAY to loud and outer are way to quiet. so quit that the back round sounds are louder then the person talking to you.

    I thought Day one Garry's incident and Ride to Hell: Retribution would be the worst game that would ever be made but this one trumps both of them. I would give it a -10 if I could
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  5. Jan 28, 2014
    2
    The concept of this game is quite interesting, but poorly executed. bad textures, clipping trough all kind of "solid" objects and even bad voice acting. are not the strongest part in this game. overall the game in my opinion looks okay not great but not bad. but the broken game mechanics and bad animation/voice acting makes this game almost not playable. i don't know how this game isThe concept of this game is quite interesting, but poorly executed. bad textures, clipping trough all kind of "solid" objects and even bad voice acting. are not the strongest part in this game. overall the game in my opinion looks okay not great but not bad. but the broken game mechanics and bad animation/voice acting makes this game almost not playable. i don't know how this game is available on steam but i would not recommend buying this game. it's just not worth it! Expand
  6. Jan 28, 2014
    0
    Nope... Nope!

    Bad and glitched graphics
    Bad sound
    Glitched clipping
    No gameplay.. only a few features claimed by the devs are present on a better than half assed way.

    Anyway in case of doubt just check Steam reviews, censoring is usually a good indicator.
  7. Jan 29, 2014
    0
    Worst game 2014 anyone? Steam, fix your damn quality control. Because if this is getting through, there's obviously something wrong here. Totalbiscuit speaks the truth.
  8. Jan 26, 2014
    0
    Just... Just.... What were they thinking? Everything is broken and the game feels like it's an FPS on the Nintendo 64!

    This game would be called "terrible" even if it had been released 20 years ago!
  9. Jan 26, 2014
    0
    Simply watch the review by TotalBiscuit to see all the poor textures, horrible story, broken black stroke, uneven sound levels, very limited dialog, lazy voice acting, game-play breaking bugs, no resolution settings and much much more. The only positive score for this game was most likely left by mistake.
  10. Jan 27, 2014
    0
    This is the worst game to be green lit by Valve, this is almost as bad as "Day One: Garry's Incident". If you look at any coverage of this game I can guarantee that it will be awful.
  11. Jan 26, 2014
    0
    I have no idea how this got throe steam green light. The game is very unfinished and it`s very bugy, sounds in this game are a joke, voice acting is horrriiibbbblllleeee and the game makes little sens to me.
  12. Jan 27, 2014
    0
    Well as you can tell from the rest of the reviews the game is unplayable. There are a tremendous amount of bugs, graphics are terrible, the audio is broken in the sense that some sounds loop, dialogue is not normalized and most of the sounds just sound off, the soundtrack came from a site giving a way free music, the animations are garbage and what else is there to say..... oh yea a quoteWell as you can tell from the rest of the reviews the game is unplayable. There are a tremendous amount of bugs, graphics are terrible, the audio is broken in the sense that some sounds loop, dialogue is not normalized and most of the sounds just sound off, the soundtrack came from a site giving a way free music, the animations are garbage and what else is there to say..... oh yea a quote from the developer on steam that shows they don't care about the state of the game but that they only care about money, "TB triggered huge traffic to the game page! We really want this. ;)" Supporting this developer would be a huge mistake, probably one of the worst games in a while. Expand
  13. Jan 27, 2014
    0
    This game is a wreck, although I found the black stroke effect to be slightly entertaining. There's nothing quite like a female character rocking what looks like a beard below her chin because the black stroke is glitched. I would really be curious to see anyone actually play this game to conclusion to see what happens, cause I'm sure not going to. Also, many thanks to Beemo for theThis game is a wreck, although I found the black stroke effect to be slightly entertaining. There's nothing quite like a female character rocking what looks like a beard below her chin because the black stroke is glitched. I would really be curious to see anyone actually play this game to conclusion to see what happens, cause I'm sure not going to. Also, many thanks to Beemo for the very well-crafted and entertaining review, which makes more sense after reading the other review they posted. It does indeed help to have a map! Expand
  14. Jan 27, 2014
    0
    Garry's incident is 10/10 for this game, i don't know why would TotalBiscuit compare this to Garry's incident.This is the worst game of the decade/generation.How can something like this get on steam and be buy to play,you should be payed to play this game!
  15. Feb 14, 2014
    0
    Simply watch the review by TotalBiscuit to see all the poor textures, horrible story, broken black stroke, uneven sound levels, very limited dialog, lazy voice acting, game-play breaking bugs, no resolution settings and much much more. The only positive score for this game was most likely left by mistake.
  16. Feb 13, 2014
    0
    Wouldn't touch this game even if it were free. I don't usually agree with all TB's opinions in his reviews but in this case I think he is completely right about this game.
  17. Feb 13, 2014
    0
    Another case of a company trying to trick people into buying their game. They are on an online rampage to delete anything that tells the truth about how bad this game is.

    AVOID AT ALL COSTS
  18. Feb 15, 2014
    0
    The worst game i have ever seen
    Dishonest Dev's false D.M.C.A on YouTube
    Banning on steam forum for asking about game and TB
    They a trying to censor critic of the game
  19. Feb 15, 2014
    0
    Avoid, even if it's on sale, this is a game so poorly put together no over-arching concept can save it. If you like tight game-play great visuals and sound then stay away, if however you want a buggy, unplayable, ugly mess then by all means dive right in as this is the game for you.
  20. Feb 14, 2014
    0
    The fact that this game made it onto steam in it's current state is completely beyond me. You are able to walk straight through supposedly solid objects (eg. trees, rocks) the world in some places is torn, allowing you to see straight through the ground and into the (poorly textured) sky-box.
    Speaking of, the games texture work is absolutely terrible, for a first person game, you should
    The fact that this game made it onto steam in it's current state is completely beyond me. You are able to walk straight through supposedly solid objects (eg. trees, rocks) the world in some places is torn, allowing you to see straight through the ground and into the (poorly textured) sky-box.
    Speaking of, the games texture work is absolutely terrible, for a first person game, you should not be able to count the pixels in the textures for any thing in the game. The way the world is rendered, with it's faux cell shaded aesthetic is poorly executed.
    The game's mechanics themselves are broken and, upon completing an objective, the game plays an unfitting sound to accompany it's "achievements". Audio levels are all over the place. When you speak to one of the game's (poorly modeled and textured) npcs, their sound levels are all over the place, becoming louder at random, while still conveying the same emotion as previous, with no reason for any increased volume.
    The graphics options with the game are literally non-existent, it runs in an unchangeable resolution. I would tell you to go looking for some proof, but any videos critiquing the game have been taken down by the developer who continuously refuse their actions.

    This game is an absolute mess. Do Not Buy.
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  21. Feb 14, 2014
    0
    Game is a piece of **** beyond words. The devs seem like a few kids that just wanted to see how much money they could make with as little effort as possible. On top of that, they're completely driving themselves into the ground with their drama with totalbiscuit, who wrote a scathing review, and then fun creators managed to get his video removed on copyright claims and then blatantly liedGame is a piece of **** beyond words. The devs seem like a few kids that just wanted to see how much money they could make with as little effort as possible. On top of that, they're completely driving themselves into the ground with their drama with totalbiscuit, who wrote a scathing review, and then fun creators managed to get his video removed on copyright claims and then blatantly lied about it. After totalbiscuit provided proof that they admitted to the claim in email form, fun creators then claimed he photoshopped the image Expand
  22. MB_
    Feb 15, 2014
    0
    About as much fun as playing Jenga with pieces of dead puppies. These guys should be ashamed of themselves and then they should leave gaming, not just development but playing too, no games are worthy of their ineptitude.
  23. Feb 15, 2014
    0
    It's hot garbage that deserves to be in the 99 cent bin at Walmart. Take a look at any game play video, graphics, voice acting, game-play, even basic functionality are all extremely poor. This is what happens when you cut corners and are as lazy as possible with every aspect of development, It's like they were able to transport a twenty year old game into the present day, gaming has movedIt's hot garbage that deserves to be in the 99 cent bin at Walmart. Take a look at any game play video, graphics, voice acting, game-play, even basic functionality are all extremely poor. This is what happens when you cut corners and are as lazy as possible with every aspect of development, It's like they were able to transport a twenty year old game into the present day, gaming has moved on. You can get much more for your $15 so save your money, this is just a money grab by a greedy shovel-ware developer, who is taking part in so very shady anti-consumer behavior. Expand
  24. Feb 15, 2014
    0
    I don't even know where to start with this game, but it is awful. I don't even have the words necessary to describe how I felt after completing this mess. If Steam had a proper refund system I'd be handing this back in in a heartbeat.
  25. Feb 15, 2014
    0
    One of the worst games i have ever played. Riddled with bugs, the graphics belong in early PlayStation 1 barely. The animation quality is laughable. It is an all around awful mess and the developers should all quit and become hot dog vendors, because of their intellectual inadequacy
  26. Feb 15, 2014
    0
    Thankfully I have not purchase this, with Indie games I've taken to checking their steam discussion pages before putting money down, and a fairly major warning light in this case was a huge period of time where NO threads were posted at all, which stinks of deletion and concerted censorship by a developer, when I commented asking about this I was immediately reported as a spammer throughThankfully I have not purchase this, with Indie games I've taken to checking their steam discussion pages before putting money down, and a fairly major warning light in this case was a huge period of time where NO threads were posted at all, which stinks of deletion and concerted censorship by a developer, when I commented asking about this I was immediately reported as a spammer through the steam community abuse system.

    Its hardly surprising that given a little further research there are threads and videos about how aweful and underhanded this ''Company'' is and the worst thing in my view is that this is the experience and cynicism that people are likely to apply to other Indie developers.

    I am very sad there isn't a number available lower than one.
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  27. Feb 15, 2014
    0
    Horrible broken game, should've never made it to Steam. It's not finished and it doesn't seem like it'll ever be finished judging by their developers.
  28. Feb 15, 2014
    0
    Normally I wouldn't consider a game where positive reviewers call it "playable" but I had to see for myself... I regret it. Don't let your curiosity get the better of you.

    Why developers publish unfinished work is beyond me.
  29. Feb 15, 2014
    0
    I will confess, I haven't player this game. But it had to be said that when a company deliberately lie through their teeth and go out of their way to censor videos on YouTube and their forums and blatantly claim ignorance about the whole fair, it is very telling about the quality of their game and the integrity of their company.

    Such actions should not be supported. This should be
    I will confess, I haven't player this game. But it had to be said that when a company deliberately lie through their teeth and go out of their way to censor videos on YouTube and their forums and blatantly claim ignorance about the whole fair, it is very telling about the quality of their game and the integrity of their company.

    Such actions should not be supported. This should be condemned. We are approaching a time where things on the internet is becoming more and more transparent, and we have the opportunity to shut down such actions.
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  30. Feb 14, 2014
    0
    Absolutely appalling game. Riddled with bugs, poor voice acting, graphics that look like they were left over from 1999... the list goes on. Add to it the fact that the company has filed a copyright claim against Total Biscuit's review of it, and you have the worst game and worst company of the year.
  31. Feb 15, 2014
    0
    Horrible game, not worth it if it was just a dollar, horrible devs who silence criticism and act like children. The game itself looks, feels and sound like it was a student project that got an F, but still somehow made it's way onto Steam. Avoid at all costs.
  32. Feb 16, 2014
    0
    This is a dreadful game and should be avoided at all costs. With awful gameplay, graphics and story this game is one of the worst things to be greenlight on steam.
  33. Feb 15, 2014
    0
    After playing through the game I quickly realized that the textures, story, and audio quality left much to be desired. I also very much dislike FUN Creators' attempt at hiding or censoring negative critiques of the game. Not only is that unprofessional, but it also taints the image of the game.
  34. Feb 15, 2014
    0
    This game is broken and terrible.

    What makes it worse is the terrible behavior of the game developer. Please don't support them. Do not buy this game.
  35. Feb 16, 2014
    0
    Garry's incident is 10/10 for this game, i don't know why would TotalBiscuit compare this to Garry's incident.This is the worst game of the decade/generation.How can something like this get on steam and be buy to play,you should be payed to play this game!!!!
  36. Feb 18, 2014
    0
    garry's incident all over again this time the company has decided to spam on twitter claiming the email of them threatening TB is photoshopped and were stupid enough to link to a video by an employee proving that the email was real. Censoring criticism of their game as well as silencing people on their steam forums why would you ever give money to this type of company with their awfulgarry's incident all over again this time the company has decided to spam on twitter claiming the email of them threatening TB is photoshopped and were stupid enough to link to a video by an employee proving that the email was real. Censoring criticism of their game as well as silencing people on their steam forums why would you ever give money to this type of company with their awful practices. Go pirate this game if you want to try it it's horrible and but don't take my word for it look at tb's review video which they removed because their game was so terrible that's all the proof you need good day. Expand
  37. Feb 17, 2014
    0
    this game is awesome rustic fun! and i mean rustic fun in the same manner as wiping yourself with a pine cone after defecation. the collision planes are horrible, the sound is ripped, the dialogue actors are more wooden then the USS constitution. anyone giving this anything above a 2 obviously has a wardrobe that consists of straightjackets and like to be put into painful situations.
    take
    this game is awesome rustic fun! and i mean rustic fun in the same manner as wiping yourself with a pine cone after defecation. the collision planes are horrible, the sound is ripped, the dialogue actors are more wooden then the USS constitution. anyone giving this anything above a 2 obviously has a wardrobe that consists of straightjackets and like to be put into painful situations.
    take the 15 dollars you were planning on spending on this game and go visit your local neighborhood herpes patient. then at least you'll have an experience you remember, and a reason to go back a few weeks later.
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  38. Feb 17, 2014
    0
    Due to their censorship of ANY negative review, they have driven me to review this game. I have seen better games that are 20 years old. And I've seen a lot of games in that time. They have rushed this out while it's still in a late-Alpha stage in the hopes of recouping some of the money they no longer have. That alone is bad enough, but then their PR team try to block anything negative,Due to their censorship of ANY negative review, they have driven me to review this game. I have seen better games that are 20 years old. And I've seen a lot of games in that time. They have rushed this out while it's still in a late-Alpha stage in the hopes of recouping some of the money they no longer have. That alone is bad enough, but then their PR team try to block anything negative, and that makes it an auto-ban on buying anything this company ever does (like I've had to do with Gearbox for Colonial Marines).
    DO NOT BUY!
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  39. Feb 18, 2014
    0
    Horrible, Horrible game. If this was in alpha, I might let it slide. But as a full release game, it is unplayable. There are more glitches than you can count, graphical and otherwise. Things as simple as a map system just doesn't work. It doesn't tutorial anything at all (How hard would it be to let us know we could pickpocket,instead of needing to look it up 15 minutes in the game). TheHorrible, Horrible game. If this was in alpha, I might let it slide. But as a full release game, it is unplayable. There are more glitches than you can count, graphical and otherwise. Things as simple as a map system just doesn't work. It doesn't tutorial anything at all (How hard would it be to let us know we could pickpocket,instead of needing to look it up 15 minutes in the game). The story is incredibly bare with no imagination whatsoever. This has, in my opinion, no redeeming qualities whatsoever. Expand
  40. Feb 18, 2014
    0
    UTTER Garbage from the most unethical games company since EA.

    This game is broken, blatantly unfinished with terrible graphics and sound ,wooden animation and buggy gameplay. The player routinely clips through trees or rocks, the graphics feature ugly black lines around everything that make the characters look like parts of their faces are missing. The stealth system is a joke with
    UTTER Garbage from the most unethical games company since EA.

    This game is broken, blatantly unfinished with terrible graphics and sound ,wooden animation and buggy gameplay. The player routinely clips through trees or rocks, the graphics feature ugly black lines around everything that make the characters look like parts of their faces are missing. The stealth system is a joke with enemies not seeing you even when you are crouched directly in front of them. When you attack to quickly the sound doubles, triples, quadruples on into infinity. The cherry on top of this crap sundae is that the game is littered with landmines in the form of nearly invisible instant death traps and game-breaking bugs.

    Simply put this game is a massive turd, and it wouldn't have ended there except for the massively unethical and illegal actions of the developer FUN Creators.

    First, FUN Creators filed a takedown notice against TotalBiscuit's WTF is Guise of the Wolf through Youtube, taking advantage of Youtubes craven and cowardly approach to copyright trolls IE automatically taking down videos and placing the burden of proof on the video creator to prove that they didn't commit copyright infringement. This is a violation of the law, but FUN Creators didn't stop there. When TotalBiscuit issued a challenge, they responded by saying "we're bigger than you channel and it would cost us nothing to send UK lawyers after you." Then, when TB went public with the threatening and harassing e-mails he'd gotten from FUN Creators, they desperately tried to backpedal and cover up the embarrassing e-mails by accusing TB of "photoshopping" the e-mails in question.

    Whatever you do DO NOT BUY THIS GAME. Not even out of curiosity. FUN Creators are criminals and do not deserve one single pence of you money.
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  41. Feb 15, 2014
    0
    It is incomprehensible to me that this game actually made it past QA. i would legitimately fire, if i owned a company who makes/produces/has any say in, anyone who let this game slip through the door. And then for it to make it through greenlight? Seriously?
  42. Feb 16, 2014
    0
    Do not waste your money on this crime against humanity. It is hard to begin with where this game goes so horribly wrong, but it is not worth your time. From the broken mechanics to the vague and horrific game play, this game made so many wrong turns that even the idea or the charm of it can in no way, shape or form make up for the finished product. Don't buy it, save your money forDo not waste your money on this crime against humanity. It is hard to begin with where this game goes so horribly wrong, but it is not worth your time. From the broken mechanics to the vague and horrific game play, this game made so many wrong turns that even the idea or the charm of it can in no way, shape or form make up for the finished product. Don't buy it, save your money for something worth it. Expand
  43. Feb 16, 2014
    0
    I created a Meta-critic account JUST to review this...disgusting trash of a disaster that passes as a video game nowadays. The game itself is mediocre at best, and I've personally seen better graphics on a half-life ONE mod then in this game. The story sounds like a complete disaster and the game play looks clunky and unoriginal. And let's not forget about the blatant lack of spell check!I created a Meta-critic account JUST to review this...disgusting trash of a disaster that passes as a video game nowadays. The game itself is mediocre at best, and I've personally seen better graphics on a half-life ONE mod then in this game. The story sounds like a complete disaster and the game play looks clunky and unoriginal. And let's not forget about the blatant lack of spell check! I mean come on, it's built INTO MOST PCS nowadays, you have to -actively- go out of your way NOT to spell check nowadays.

    The NPCs are boring and unoriginal, the texture work is shoddy at best, clipping is...god there just are no words for it, last game without clipping was on the ATARI 2600, I mean SERIOUSLY. The sounds range from ear-bleeding to coughing halfway around the world, especially in conversations (I think I've worn out my volume knob even THINKING about trying to hear the NPCs...) The environment looks like it was designed for the PS1, if the game was a launch title, the skybox alone makes super nintendo detail sprites look like next-gen graphics, and there's this extremely un-necessary 10px wide black border around EVERY SINGLE THING THAT EXISTS. Either go realism or cel-shading, there's absolutely no need to fake it unless it was a quick 3 day exercise in trying to hide the obvious 128x128 texture maps being repeated over and over and over...

    This is all in addition to the absolute nightmare that is FUN Creators. Constant harassment and censorship of negative reviews of their game, going so far as to -sue TotalBiscuit- ( http://i.imgur.com/w1iLIhi.png ) over his review of the game because he said the game is **** and the complete censorship, steam-account ban attempts, and total breakdown in which many, many people on steam, YouTube, twitter, and Reddit have all called the developers on. This is not a good business practice and it reflects poorly on the game as well when it's made by, well...I hate to use the term, but really the only thing that can describe these people is retards. I've seen kids with down syndrome make less buggy games and take criticism FAR better then FUN Creators.

    Oh, also...SeaCancer ( http://www.metacritic.com/user/SeaCancer ) is a FUN Creators developer. It's been proven that the same username is listing jobs FOR FUN CREATORS on varying job sites (Not for Guise of the Wolf, but proof of his affiliation: http://www.mapcore.org/topic/14899-paid-3d-character-model-designer/#entry298083 ) Do you really have to upvote your own game because it can't stand on it's own two feet? Instead of being sneaky and underhanded, try actually bug testing, beta phases, and try coding in a manner that's not bashing the dev's gonads into a set of typewriters with half the keys missing.

    I guess on the upside: Thanks FUN Creators, for reminding the REAL GAME DEVELOPERS (Read:Not code monkeys working out of a starbucks on fridays) for stepping THEIR game up to prove that people like you are the cancer that is killing current-era video games, and that there's hope in -real- game developers.
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  44. Feb 23, 2014
    0
    This is dragging the whole Greenlight process through the mud. This should of not been picked over the hundreds of games that were way better than this. It's a buggy horrible mess, and no one should play it or even think of spending money one it.
  45. Feb 19, 2014
    0
    a terrible game made by terrible developers who have chosen to censor somebody's critique and openly deny even doing it, please don't waste your money
  46. Feb 18, 2014
    0
    Horrible Horrible HORRIBLE! Pointless, punishing game play! Instant death for simply stepping on a wrong stone around every corner will have you constantly replaying the same parts over and over again. This game is like a hot poker to the eye! Terrible voice acting, terrible graphics, terrible game play, terrible level design. LAZY , SHODDY DEVELOPING! This game blows MASSIVE chunks.Horrible Horrible HORRIBLE! Pointless, punishing game play! Instant death for simply stepping on a wrong stone around every corner will have you constantly replaying the same parts over and over again. This game is like a hot poker to the eye! Terrible voice acting, terrible graphics, terrible game play, terrible level design. LAZY , SHODDY DEVELOPING! This game blows MASSIVE chunks.
    GAME OF THE YEAR EDITION (FOR 1992) COMING SOON!!!
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  47. Feb 19, 2014
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    Buggiest Game I have encountered to date. I crashed many times when encountering the worst textured wolf I've ever seen. Found it to have PlayStation One quality models, including the horrid clipping.

    Avoid at all costs.
  48. Mar 20, 2014
    0
    Hands down the worst game I have ever played. This development studio deserve to go out of business. Really, what were they thinking? I can't fathom how this was released in 2014. It genuinely looks worse than a game I played in 2002.
  49. Feb 18, 2014
    0
    this game is garbage, avoid at all cost. you can clip through textures, animations are broken .. voice acting is terrible .. different voices played at different volume levels .. the only maybe bright side of this game is the idea of playing as a warewolf ... anything beyond that is a solid 0/10 !
  50. Feb 19, 2014
    0
    This game is a pile of garbage. My balls are more entertaining. I took a massive poop this morning that had better textures than this game. Everyone involved can lick my bunghole.
  51. Feb 21, 2014
    0
    This game beats Bad Rats in terribleness. And that is saying something.

    This is like babby's first video game. It's as if a bunch of 3 year old's came together and mashed on a keyboard for a few hours and out spewed this piece of crap. Nothing about this game is good. Do not buy, under any circumstance.
  52. Feb 25, 2014
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    I'm honestly not sure which is worse, the game or the company that shat it out. What funcreators are trying to do right now really makes EA look good by comparison. not to mention the actual game is the worst thing I have ever seen. That includes, I might add, the entire NES library...think about that for a few minutes.
  53. May 29, 2014
    0
    I love when developers can't even be bothered to do basic things right in their games, like mixing the audio. Seriously, the voices on the NPCs range from Ear rapingly loud to "What the F*** did he just say? Why is the NPC whispering!" Oh by the way, said "Voice actors" sound like they just recorded clips off of free sound.org onto their Iphones. You know what else I love? When you clipI love when developers can't even be bothered to do basic things right in their games, like mixing the audio. Seriously, the voices on the NPCs range from Ear rapingly loud to "What the F*** did he just say? Why is the NPC whispering!" Oh by the way, said "Voice actors" sound like they just recorded clips off of free sound.org onto their Iphones. You know what else I love? When you clip through every goddamn thing in the game. Other great features in this game include; sound overlapping when you attack and solid black lines outlining everything, including NPCs faces making them look like Madworld and borderlands 2 had a child in which they drank 5 bottles of Jagermeister and visited Chernobyl many times during pregnancy. This game is like an old school point and click adventure just like day of the tentacle or Monkey Island... if both those games were released in early alpha, with a level designing talent equivalent to 100x less than that of the people who designed sonic 06. One of my favorite features of the game is the Map that doesn't show you where you are. I also enjoyed the subtitles that don't match what the NPC is actually saying. This game does boast quite a bit of innovation though. This is the first game to ever actually have an NPC stutter every 5 seconds because the idle animation has to restart. Also this might be the only game ever created where the enter key changes the resolution and makes the game enter windowed mode cropped to the right, not to mention insta-kill death switches planted in the middle of doorways in pitch black dungeons. The only reason I played this abomination of a game is because my friend pirated it so that I could make fun of it with him. And honestly, we still wanted our money back. How this game got on steam for 15 dollars is beyond comprehension. This game is a disgrace to all indie games and small developers. For shame. Don't buy this game. Expand
  54. Aug 22, 2014
    0
    Hahahahahahah... NO!!!! The developer should lose the right to develop any games for this abomination! It is beyond bad, there is no hope for salvaging this game. The developers simply screwed up. It was a terrible idea, the developers are obviously brain dead, and there is already major controversy surrounding it due to total biscuits review. JUST STAY AWAY!
  55. Apr 22, 2014
    0
    While everything I've seen and read indicates the game is absolutely terrible, any company who tries to protect their product by literally attempting to silence critics - and then transparently denying everything when publicly caught doing so - has made their product terrible by association, regardless of what merits it may have had. Of course, nobody's ever had to humiliate themselvesWhile everything I've seen and read indicates the game is absolutely terrible, any company who tries to protect their product by literally attempting to silence critics - and then transparently denying everything when publicly caught doing so - has made their product terrible by association, regardless of what merits it may have had. Of course, nobody's ever had to humiliate themselves defending something that's good in its own right, because they've never needed to. Expand
  56. Jun 29, 2014
    0
    I expected this to be an early access of some kind but boy was I wrong. A bugged mess of a game that somehow got through steam greenlight. Some of the most noticeable glitches are with the lack of no clippings being able to pass through walls and trees. This game tries so hard to immerse you with the mediocre story but with glitches and problems like these, you can't help yourself but toI expected this to be an early access of some kind but boy was I wrong. A bugged mess of a game that somehow got through steam greenlight. Some of the most noticeable glitches are with the lack of no clippings being able to pass through walls and trees. This game tries so hard to immerse you with the mediocre story but with glitches and problems like these, you can't help yourself but to laugh at this half-assed garbage. The voice acting is unbearable, very similar to computer generated. Giving you pointless choices between the conversations but it is impossible to pay attention to when you are laughing at the lazy voice acting, and voice acting is key in this particular game for it's basically story driven. There are more problems and obnoxious mechanics with this game such as the lock picking system but they speak for themselves. In short, this game even being free is OVERpriced. Expand
  57. Feb 15, 2014
    0
    I'd rather eat my own faces than play this game. It sucks more dicks that Sasha Grey and the devs should never attempt to call any of the **** they pass through their sphincter a game ever again.
  58. Feb 15, 2014
    0
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  59. Feb 15, 2014
    0
    I didnt like it at all. Would not recommend! The graphics are bad, seems to be in an unfinished state, feel like i wasted my money on this one. A shame for the greenlight-program
  60. Feb 16, 2014
    1
    I am really confused what the developers of this game considered to be the "target audience." The game is buggy and full of glitches. The sound design is repetitive and annoying, if the sound even decides to work. The graphics are stylized and lend an interesting take, but it's ruined by blatant graphics glitches and lazy design in some places. The gameplay is convoluted, confusing,I am really confused what the developers of this game considered to be the "target audience." The game is buggy and full of glitches. The sound design is repetitive and annoying, if the sound even decides to work. The graphics are stylized and lend an interesting take, but it's ruined by blatant graphics glitches and lazy design in some places. The gameplay is convoluted, confusing, and labor-some.

    I do not recommend this game. To anyone. I would consider the act of forcing another human being to play this game to be cruel and unusual punishment.
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  61. Feb 15, 2014
    0
    Do NOT waste your money on a pathetic company's pathetic attempt at a game. It is extremely buggy, and even if it wasn't it wouldn't be worth $5 let alone $15.
  62. Feb 15, 2014
    0
    Something I thought I would NEVER see myself saying (or in this case typing) a game that is quite possibly even worse then Superman 64 and THAT game was horrendous.
  63. Feb 15, 2014
    0
    This piece of crap is so bad I will refrain from using the term "game". It makes me wish I could give a -1 score. Did you think no one would be able to take Sergey Titov's spot as the worst developer ever? Think again. Fun Creators are indeed fun. So stupid you can't stop laughing at them.
  64. Feb 16, 2014
    0
    Not only is the game an absolute unfinished amateur disaster, but the devs are also trying to silence criticism and actively attacking TotalBiscuit for his video slamming this game.

    Please do not support this dev with your money, the game doesn't deserve it and neither does the company.
  65. Feb 15, 2014
    0
    This is a terrible game that shouldn't be played even if it was given out for free. Too many bugs, awful graphics, etc. I am baffled as to how they managed to get any positive reviews.
  66. Feb 16, 2014
    0
    This barely qualifies as a game, it looks like an N64 game with clipping all over the place, terrible sound and voice work that is bland and isn't normalized. No help or guide given and the game freezes when in windowed mode. Terrible. Stay away. Far away.
  67. Jan 28, 2014
    0
    Please, just destroy any copy on sight. This game is on of the worst games i've seen in a long time. It would earn many negative awards in the categories gameplay, graphics, sound, leveldesgin, animation, story and mechanics. Even in 1995 weren't the graphics so bad on the other hand the game's voice acting is a joke: you either can't hear the person very well or they are so loud that youPlease, just destroy any copy on sight. This game is on of the worst games i've seen in a long time. It would earn many negative awards in the categories gameplay, graphics, sound, leveldesgin, animation, story and mechanics. Even in 1995 weren't the graphics so bad on the other hand the game's voice acting is a joke: you either can't hear the person very well or they are so loud that you need to throw your headset away. The whole graphics and sound design of this game is really poorly done. The worst part about this game is the broken and laughable mechanics this game has to offer:
    every aspect beginning wit the so called "stealth-system" to the main transformation into a werewolf is broken, bugged or is just poorly done. Please developers try your own game next time, because you would have noticed that your game is not even close to being finished.
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  68. Feb 16, 2014
    0
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  69. Jan 28, 2014
    0
    I can't comprehend how anyone could think it was a good idea to release this game. Broken. To. Hell.

    The worst part of this is that the devs actually think they did a good job--as evident by the positive reviews they posted here. Dear god, I hope each one of them gets blacklisted from the industry. It's one thing to have no talent, it's another to have negative talent.
  70. Feb 16, 2014
    1
    If there is so much division from the worst thing since Sodom & Gomorrah to Game of The Year 2014 candidate, you know something is fishy.

    24/7 comment censorship on Steam discussion and professional critic attacking shenanigans aside, this game is mechanically broken. Map barely works with no indicator where you currently are. Graphics are shoddy and obsolete with eerily modeled
    If there is so much division from the worst thing since Sodom & Gomorrah to Game of The Year 2014 candidate, you know something is fishy.

    24/7 comment censorship on Steam discussion and professional critic attacking shenanigans aside, this game is mechanically broken. Map barely works with no indicator where you currently are. Graphics are shoddy and obsolete with eerily modeled character face. No proper collision detection, causing hilarious situation in which you can walk through trees and rocks. Bad sound design and uneven voice volume.

    To its credit, this game tries to be something original with its werewolf mechanic, but it just fell flat.

    Do not even consider buying this game.
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  71. Feb 18, 2014
    0
    A friend of mine talked me into not buying this, he did and told me I would regret it. I think there is something wrong with the Green Light process of something like this can pass it. These games should really be checked. The voice acting is half assed at best. The textures were meh, that is the best way I can put it. We were not running on a high end game rig or anything but stillA friend of mine talked me into not buying this, he did and told me I would regret it. I think there is something wrong with the Green Light process of something like this can pass it. These games should really be checked. The voice acting is half assed at best. The textures were meh, that is the best way I can put it. We were not running on a high end game rig or anything but still it was well above the specs for the game and it still looks like it is dated. There was random clipping all over the place. In my opinion the game shouldn't have been released in this state.. Expand
  72. Feb 16, 2014
    2
    Giving this more than a 2 is just not right. The game is horribly broken, with missing textures and bugs everywhere. It looks like a game made by some college students in an hour or two. Do not buy this!
  73. Apr 6, 2014
    0
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  74. Apr 26, 2014
    10
    Had alot of fun with this game. Graphics are excellent. Overall,this game is brilliant and it will you keep playing for a long time as it has lots of replay value.
  75. May 23, 2015
    0
    Wow. This is one of the worst video games I've ever played! It's just so clunky, and deformed. It's like the people who made this never even made a video game before in their life. I just hate to be so harsh, but this is not worth the cost whatsoever. Definitely pass this by, even if it's free.
  76. Aug 1, 2014
    1
    This game should NEVER have been given the green light on Steam. I can just sum this game up in one sentence. The graphics, gameplay, sound, game world and voice acting are all low budget and terrible! The idea sounds good on paper, but aside from an okay story, it falls painfully flat. Guise of the Wolf is an absolute disgrace of a game, and should be avoided at all costs.
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Critic score distribution:
  1. Positive: 0 out of 3
  2. Mixed: 0 out of 3
  3. Negative: 3 out of 3
  1. May 14, 2014
    35
    Clearly this is a case of the developers actively misleading their end customers. There is literally nothing here except for an enjoyable soundtrack which in no way redeems an utter train-wreck of a "game".
  2. Feb 14, 2014
    20
    It’s hard to tell if it’s the protagonist of Guise of the Wolf that’s cursed or the game itself. Stay away from this clunky mess of a game.
  3. Feb 12, 2014
    5
    There is software trash that halfway tries to camouflage its flaws with visual appeal or an interesting concept. And then there is Guise of the Wolf…