Facade

 PC
  • Release Date: Jul 5, 2005
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6.5

Mixed or average reviews- based on 15 Ratings

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  1. Positive: 4 out of 15
  2. Mixed: 10 out of 15
  3. Negative: 1 out of 15

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  1. HydrophobikFish
    Jun 9, 2023
    5
    This game is fun for goofing around, and is an interesting proof of concept, but ultimately is a frustrating social puzzle without a save system. You'll get a couple hours out of it tops.
  2. Weener
    Jan 17, 2022
    0
    Genuinely terrible. The graphics are extremely poor for 2005 standards, the responses are stilted, and there are weird vertex explosions on Windows 10. Any chatbot would be more fun than this thing.
  3. IAmGameReviewer
    Aug 30, 2021
    6
    I mean overall I downloaded it today. It’s decently I saw a lot of videos about it. And some fake ones. But overall it can get pretty funny. But the plot gets kinda boring if you play it normally after so many times. But this is a game made in 2005 and it was pretty awesome though. I just wanna get a Façade 2 since that game could be way bigger and have way more plot. Facade 1 has a simpleI mean overall I downloaded it today. It’s decently I saw a lot of videos about it. And some fake ones. But overall it can get pretty funny. But the plot gets kinda boring if you play it normally after so many times. But this is a game made in 2005 and it was pretty awesome though. I just wanna get a Façade 2 since that game could be way bigger and have way more plot. Facade 1 has a simple plot. Your invited to your friend Trip’s house but it gets buggy sometimes. Well for me not really but some games you glitch through walls. The melon part lmao. This game lacks plot. It gets too boring overtime. So it basically forces you to act weird. The dialogue was pretty good for a 2005 game. But I want a remaster since it would be WAYYY Better in 2021. Overall it could be enjoying at some point.… Expand
  4. roaldkaspers
    Nov 18, 2015
    6
    You can definitely create some hilarious Moments which makes this Game great for YouTube but the overall Content is not a lot. This Game gets boring quickly but is very fun to play sometimes.
  5. carlosgtardon
    Jun 10, 2014
    6
    Difícil describirlo como un videojuego pero como simulador tiene interés, lo primero porque es conversacional y lo segundo por la incomodidad que suscita la situación al usuario. Al ser gratuito es interesante echarle un ojo ya que es de los creadores de Babyz y Dogz y todos esos simuladores de seres virtuales.
  6. Jerrika
    May 31, 2013
    5
    This game is so dumb. Its full of Bugs, crap AI, terrible scripting, etc, but because of that you can create some hilarious moments. But thats the only good thing. The Story and plot is simple, you're invited over the house of Grace and Trip but then you're wrapped up in their argument. Seems like a good idea, but you'll see how horribly that idea went wrong.
    Getting in is half the    This game is so dumb. Its full of Bugs, crap AI, terrible scripting, etc, but because of that you can create some hilarious moments. But thats the only good thing. The Story and plot is simple, you're invited over the house of Grace and Trip but then you're wrapped up in their argument. Seems like a good idea, but you'll see how horribly that idea went wrong.
    Getting in is half the hassle. If you insult Trip, he closes the door on you. If you mention the fruit Melon, he closes the door on you. If you sometimes interrupt him, he closes the door on you. This would be OK if you didn't have to close the game, and then reopen it to play again.
    When you're in, you can't pause and AFK is suicide. Trip will just yell at you to talk, and if you don't speak quick enough then he throws you out. And if you do nothing throughout the whole game, he throws you in to throw you out.
    AI is horrible, if nobody is in the Kitchen then you go in there, they will throw you through the wall to throw you out. And there's a glitch that you can go on the balcony, and he will shove you through multiple doors there. How glitchy is that?
    And when on this "balcony", you have god powers, as you can walk into rooms that you can't gain access to inside, press the back of the elevator and then accidentally quit the game by doing so, etc.
    Speaking of glitches, there's tones of them. You can shove things up peoples faces, throw them through people, play tag with Trip, lock Trip out, be shoved through Grace, etc. Honestly, this is hilarious but if you think about it the Gameplay is HORRIBLE.
    Then theres sculptures you can look at, such as a Brass Bull, an 8-Ball, and guess what else? Give up? The most disturbing thing in Facade a Photo Realistic, Sex-Toy How can they get away with that in a family game.
    And even though its a family game, the dialogue when they're arguing is rude and vulgar. I would be OK with the swearing and stuff, IF IT WASN'T MEANT FOR ALL AGES. Seriously, I'm shocked there isn't a lawsuit against the developers.
    And the downloading time is ridiculous. Over an HOUR. Its about 100 minutes approximately to download this crap, and can you believe this took 5 years to make? 5 years to make this crap, 100 minutes to download, and look at the downloading time of great games like Team Fortress 2 and how long THAT took to make.
    Give Facade a miss.    … Expand