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8.9

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  1. Aug 28, 2020
    0
    Why is this game top 1 by user score at metacritic PC games top of all time???
  2. Mar 4, 2017
    9
    This game is beautiful. If you're looking for an experience where you can just jump into a creative world and live in it - this is it. The city is odd and dense, the inhabitants create a sense of business, and the skull floating your shoulder becomes a constant reminder that it takes effort to escape the ordinary.

    There are very little graphical "bugs", screen bending is a condition
    This game is beautiful. If you're looking for an experience where you can just jump into a creative world and live in it - this is it. The city is odd and dense, the inhabitants create a sense of business, and the skull floating your shoulder becomes a constant reminder that it takes effort to escape the ordinary.

    There are very little graphical "bugs", screen bending is a condition that requires curing, and the flickering on posters is a part of the game's atmosphere. The stalls are expensive because they're catered not to you - an ordinary janitor - but to the great and brave adventurers who you would one day hope to be.

    Your first step to adventure begins in the city's sewers, part of a large interconnected network of ancient dungeons, where you find your skull friend. After that, the game becomes a cure to rid yourself of the skull - while also managing the daily necessities of work and life.

    Diaries of a Spaceport Janitor is by no means for everyone. For some, it's a nice place to escape to. Some enjoy the experience. Others find meaning in the strange gender-bending, trash-hording, sewer-crawling aspects of the game. For me, it's something new, and it's brave in what it does. You can get lost in this game. Whether you try to rid of the skull that haunts you, or simply life your life in hopes of making a more decent living, is all up to you. It's a bit analogous to reality in that way. Whenever I find myself playing this game, I can't help but feel a bit inspired.
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  3. Jun 25, 2020
    10
    Quite possibly the most chill adventure game ever. Burn trash, chat with the locals, and get rid of the screaming skull (which is your only companion.)
  4. Jun 26, 2020
    10
    It's a game that allows you to collect portraits of idol singers, automatically putting it among the all-time greats.
  5. Nov 7, 2021
    0
    Bad game
    Bad visuals
    Story is bad
    Why this sh*t have good score?
    dont understand, whats wrong with this score
  6. Nov 14, 2021
    0
    most overrated game ever. shiiit graphics and gameplay not worth my time. dont play this if you enjoy having a good time
  7. Aug 27, 2021
    0
    I enter in this game, and my eyes flowed from these graphics. Perhaps the gameplay and the plot are good but the graphics are horrible
  8. Jan 19, 2022
    0
    I don't like the art style and the music in the game, and it's in general very un-fun to play for me, to navigate the landscape without a map and try to find who would buy my trash or whether to incinerate it. I don't really understand why this is the best PC game of all time on metacritic, yes it has unique topic of fighting in poverty and gender shifting pills which is why many peopleI don't like the art style and the music in the game, and it's in general very un-fun to play for me, to navigate the landscape without a map and try to find who would buy my trash or whether to incinerate it. I don't really understand why this is the best PC game of all time on metacritic, yes it has unique topic of fighting in poverty and gender shifting pills which is why many people rate it highly I assume, but for me it's just not enough to validate rating a game highly just because it touches on touchy topics. A game should be a game first and foremost. I'd rate it 3 but since it's way overrated as it is, I gave it zero. Expand
  9. Dec 18, 2021
    0
    Mediocre thrash metal that doesn't deserve such high ratings. I don't know how such a large number of players, in principle, can like such a talentless and negligent project.
  10. Nov 23, 2021
    1
    Hot garbage compared to the unrealistic score. With added story and rework could be a nice game
  11. Dec 18, 2021
    0
    кавоооооооооооо, шооооооооооооооооо?, что это тут делает? за шоооооооооооооо
  12. Jun 19, 2022
    0
    This is one of the worst games ever made and the fact that some loser keeps upvoting it with fake double accounts is just awful. Metacritic should just remove this game from this site. It doesn't belong even into top 4000 games list.
  13. Dec 13, 2020
    0
    I suspect spam or bots are responsible for this game becoming the best PC game of all time since the last time I viewed this list... Please, someone look into this. This apparently has 2300+ 100% user reviews, none of which are visible?
  14. Aug 29, 2020
    0
    This game shouldn't be here, i don't know why it got so many positive scores.. Someone must have top bombed this game to go to the top.. It's not even worth looking at
  15. Dec 19, 2020
    0
    Данная игра представляет из себя пиксильную поделку на коленке. гейплея не более чем на 2 часа так что успеете зарефандить. оценки завышены не обусловлено.
  16. Oct 6, 2020
    1
    What is up with all the obviously fake 10 rating for this game? Metacritic should do something about those fake accounts that massively voted this a "10/10 perfect game". This game is pretty bad to be honest; it's a game that wants to tell a history in the most dull and edgy way possible.
  17. Feb 6, 2021
    0
    Extremely overrated piece of trash. Very poor made pixel game. Have no idea how it got 9.7 on meta, that's complete joke!
  18. May 24, 2021
    0
    I played and I absolutely do not recommend it. The high rating probably comes from some hacker who put this game on a pedestal, and by the way, he threw The Witcher 3 (the best PC games of all time according by users score) from the throne.
  19. Jun 26, 2020
    0
    Boooooooring... Veeeery boooooooring...
    Really, i don't like this game....
  20. Jan 7, 2022
    0
    Эта игра вышла в 2016, буквально полгода назад ее не было даже в топ 200 (я лично тогда просматривал список в поисках какой-нибудь годноты), и тут внезапно по каким-то причинам она взлетает в топ 1 игр на пк за все время. Нужно быть абсолютно глупым, чтобы не понять тот факт, что оценка фейковая и накручена ботами, ибо большинство обзоров от пользователей отрицательные, а немногиеЭта игра вышла в 2016, буквально полгода назад ее не было даже в топ 200 (я лично тогда просматривал список в поисках какой-нибудь годноты), и тут внезапно по каким-то причинам она взлетает в топ 1 игр на пк за все время. Нужно быть абсолютно глупым, чтобы не понять тот факт, что оценка фейковая и накручена ботами, ибо большинство обзоров от пользователей отрицательные, а немногие положительные как будто тоже написаны ботами. Серьезно, там челы ставят 10 за то, что в этой инди поделке, слепленной на коленке, можно, цитирую: "сжигать мусор и болтать с местными" и "собирать портреты знаменитых певцов". И да, по счастливой случайности, у всех этих аккаунтов, написавших положительные отзывы, в профиле только один этот отзыв и одна оценка. А теперь вопрос на миллион, куда смотрят господа модераторы и администрация сайта? =_=

    upd: начало 2022, игра все еще в топ 1, имея почти 3000 оценок, и всего 36 комментариев (большинство из которых резко отрицательные, к слову в стиме на данный момент имеет 77% положительных отзывов из 503), по прежнему хз куда смотрит администрация
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  21. Jul 5, 2020
    0
    Очевидно, что какой-то инди-высер, сделанный за 2 дня не может иметь такие оценки. Считаю своим догом заминусить этот кал
  22. Jul 3, 2020
    0
    Как эта хуета лучше Ведьмака 3? Я понимаю, что разработчики просто накрутили оценки, но бляяять.
  23. Jun 30, 2021
    0
    To what extent does the administration need to go down to start deleting your ratings of comments?
  24. Aug 14, 2020
    0
    I don't wanna be janitor I want a game lookin like knack and playin like knack 2. This doesn't give me that. It's repetitive, boring and no knack
  25. Jul 17, 2017
    7
    If you’re the type of person who likes bizarre and different indie games and doesn’t mind getting lost or meter management, Diaries of a Spaceport Janitor is one you should definitely look into.
  26. May 6, 2021
    0
    the claims of it being 10 is fake. it must be an April joke what blasted people's ass to rate it 10. in other words don't waste your god-gifted time.
  27. May 16, 2021
    0
    Most overrated game ever on meta. There must be a very very bad joke or something stupid. I really don't understand that what is going on.
  28. Jun 27, 2020
    10
    Peep out the track "Incinerate" from this game's OST if you somehow don't think it deserves a ten. I assure you it SLAPS.
  29. Jun 25, 2020
    0
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    SpongeBob SquarePants: Battle for Bikini Bottom- better.
    ugly boring ugly boring ugly boring ugly boring ugly boring ugly boring
  30. Sep 11, 2020
    7
    Meh. I understand that some people may like the non-linearity of it so I won't give it a low score, but it's way too unstructured and chaotic and low-skill based that it turns out to be very early uninteresting.
  31. Sep 26, 2016
    4
    The game has a bunch of really weird graphical bugs with characters flashing in and out and the screen bending in weird ways. In a recent update they released BASIC unity options (why isn't this game early access)

    I got a good way into the game. Everything in the stalls is still way too expensive for me to use but I'm not sure if I will ever get to use those items because I ran into a
    The game has a bunch of really weird graphical bugs with characters flashing in and out and the screen bending in weird ways. In a recent update they released BASIC unity options (why isn't this game early access)

    I got a good way into the game. Everything in the stalls is still way too expensive for me to use but I'm not sure if I will ever get to use those items because I ran into a game breaking bug that deleted all my inventory items.

    Everything about this game feels unstable. That helps, but because of it I don't want to get another 5 hours in and just lose all my progress again. 5 more hours of this same gameplay loop doesn't sound that interesting to me. There's not as much to customize about your character or environment as there are in Harvest Moon or Stardew Valley. Even though you can change your gender on a whim all it becomes is just another resource with some goofy flavor text that goes along with it.

    It's in Unity so maybe mods could save this game or maybe it will get better with future updates. But as the game is upon release I can't recommend it.
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  32. Jun 27, 2020
    1
    хорошая попытка, отбросы из руководства Метакритика, но вы не сможете сделать вид, что оценки игроков ничего не стоят путем раскрутки этого хлама. И ласт оф ас 2 реально такая себе игра. И продажные журналисты ничего не меняют. А еще вы можете накручивать вот этот хлам, делая вид, что это игроки сделали рейтинг, но нет.хорошая попытка, отбросы из руководства Метакритика, но вы не сможете сделать вид, что оценки игроков ничего не стоят путем раскрутки этого хлама. И ласт оф ас 2 реально такая себе игра. И продажные журналисты ничего не меняют. А еще вы можете накручивать вот этот хлам, делая вид, что это игроки сделали рейтинг, но нет.
  33. Jun 27, 2020
    1
    ਲੋੜੀਂਦੀ ਜਾਣਕਾਰੀ ਪ੍ਰਾਪਤ ਕੀਤੀ ਜਾ ਸਕਦੀ ਹੈ. ਮੌਰਿਸ ਹੋਮਵਰਕ, ਸਾਫਟ ਚੌਕਲੇਟ ਜੋ ਮਹੱਤਵਪੂਰਣ ਹੈ, ਸਾਸ ਦੀ ਕੀਮਤ ਸ਼ੁਰੂ ਹੁੰਦੀ ਹੈ. ਨਾਮ ਮੇਕਅਪ ਪਰਤ ਲੀਕ ਹੋਣਾ. ਇੱਕ ਬਹੁਤ ਵੱਡਾ ਅਭਿਆਸ ਵੇਸਟੀਬੂਲਮ ਸਲੀਕਸੀਡਿਨ. ਪਰ ਟੈਲੀਵੀਜ਼ਨ ਤੋਂ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ ਦੀ ਜ਼ਿੰਦਗੀ. ਨਿਸ਼ਾਨਾ ਗ੍ਰਾਹਕ ਸੈਰ ਸਪਾਟਾ, ਫੁਟਬਾਲ ਅਤੇ ਸੰਤਰੀ ਮਿਰਚ ਵਿੱਤ. ਕਲੀਨਿਕਲ ਡਿਵੈਲਪਰ ਵਿੱਤੀ ਝੀਲਾਂ ਜੋ ਹਮੇਸ਼ਾਂ ਚਲਦੀਆਂ ਰਹਿੰਦੀਆਂ ਹਨ. ਤੁਹਾਨੂੰ ਕੀ ਕਰਨਾ ਚਾਹੀਦਾ ਹੈ ਦੇ ਤੌਰ ਤੇ ਕੰਮ ਕਰ ਸਕਦੇ ਹੋ. ਜੈਸਮੀਨਲੋੜੀਂਦੀ ਜਾਣਕਾਰੀ ਪ੍ਰਾਪਤ ਕੀਤੀ ਜਾ ਸਕਦੀ ਹੈ. ਮੌਰਿਸ ਹੋਮਵਰਕ, ਸਾਫਟ ਚੌਕਲੇਟ ਜੋ ਮਹੱਤਵਪੂਰਣ ਹੈ, ਸਾਸ ਦੀ ਕੀਮਤ ਸ਼ੁਰੂ ਹੁੰਦੀ ਹੈ. ਨਾਮ ਮੇਕਅਪ ਪਰਤ ਲੀਕ ਹੋਣਾ. ਇੱਕ ਬਹੁਤ ਵੱਡਾ ਅਭਿਆਸ ਵੇਸਟੀਬੂਲਮ ਸਲੀਕਸੀਡਿਨ. ਪਰ ਟੈਲੀਵੀਜ਼ਨ ਤੋਂ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ ਦੀ ਜ਼ਿੰਦਗੀ. ਨਿਸ਼ਾਨਾ ਗ੍ਰਾਹਕ ਸੈਰ ਸਪਾਟਾ, ਫੁਟਬਾਲ ਅਤੇ ਸੰਤਰੀ ਮਿਰਚ ਵਿੱਤ. ਕਲੀਨਿਕਲ ਡਿਵੈਲਪਰ ਵਿੱਤੀ ਝੀਲਾਂ ਜੋ ਹਮੇਸ਼ਾਂ ਚਲਦੀਆਂ ਰਹਿੰਦੀਆਂ ਹਨ. ਤੁਹਾਨੂੰ ਕੀ ਕਰਨਾ ਚਾਹੀਦਾ ਹੈ ਦੇ ਤੌਰ ਤੇ ਕੰਮ ਕਰ ਸਕਦੇ ਹੋ. ਜੈਸਮੀਨ ਕਟੌਤੀਯੋਗ ਦੇਖਭਾਲ ਤੋਂ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ ਖਤਮ ਹੁੰਦੀ ਹੈ. ਫਿਲਮ ਕੁਝ ਮਿਰਚਾਂ ਚੱਲ ਰਹੀਆਂ ਹਨ. ਹਾਲਾਂਕਿ, ਸ਼ੇਰ ਸਾਸ, ਪਰ ਮੇਕਅਪ ਆਪਣੇ ਆਪ. ਪ੍ਰੋਨ ਅਲਟ੍ਰੀਸੀਅਸ ਟੋਰੋਰ ਮਾਈ, ਵਿਟੈ ਡੈਪੀਬਸ ਲੈਕਸ ਸਿਲੈਕਟਿਡਿਨ ਵਿਟਾਈ. ਲੌਰੀਟ ਇੱਕ ਮੁਫਤ ਮਾਲਸ਼. ਪਰ ਇਹ ਵੀ ਫੋਟੋਗ੍ਰਾਫੀ ਦਾ ਲੇਖਕ ਹੈ ਜੋ ਹਮੇਸ਼ਾ ਟੈਲੀਵਿਜ਼ਨ ਦੇ ਸਾਹਮਣੇ ਸੈਪੀਅਨ ਬਣਨਾ ਚਾਹੁੰਦਾ ਹੈ. ਕੁਇਸਕ ਵੈਲ ਨੂਲਾ, ਅਤੇ ਨਾ ਹੀ ਅਜੇ ਤੱਕ ਕਿ ਉਹ ਪੀਣ ਲਈ ਬਣਾਇਆ ਗਿਆ ਹੈ, ਹੁਣ ਬਹੁਤ ਲੰਬੇ ਸਮੇਂ ਤੋਂ ਨਹੀਂ ਸੀ, ਫਰੇਟਰ ਜਸਟੋ ਸੇਮ ਟੋਰੋਰ ਯੂ ਯੂ ਵੇਲਿਟ.

    ਜਦੋਂ ਤੱਕ ਉਪਯੋਗਤਾ ਡਾਇਰੈਕਟਰੀਆਂ ਨਹੀਂ ਪਰ ਤੁਹਾਨੂੰ ਅਤੇ ਨਾ ਹੀ ਜੀਵਨ ਦੀ ਜ਼ਰੂਰਤ ਹੈ, ਅਤੇ ਹੁਣ ਡੈਪੀਬਸ ਵਲੁਟਪਾਟ. ਸਸਪੈਂਡਸਿਸ ਲੋਬੋਰਟਿਸ, ਲਾਸਿਨੀਆ ਦੇ ਨਤੀਜੇ ਵਜੋਂ ਸਨਮਾਨਿਤ ਕੀਤਾ ਜਾਂਦਾ ਹੈ, ਇਹ ਅਲਕੋਇਟ ਆਰਕੁ ਅਰਨਾ ਹੈ, ਜੋ ਕਿ ਚੁੰਮਦਾ ਹੈ, ਜਸਟੋ 'ਤੇ. ਮੇਰੇ ਚੈਟ ਡਿਵੈਲਪਰ ਕੌਣ ਹੈ. ਮੌਰਿਸ ਹਾਰਡਵੇਅਰ ਨੂੰ ਘਟਾਉਂਦਾ ਹੈ. ਜਦੋਂ ਕਿ ਸਾਹਮਣੇ ਵਾਲਾ ਸਕਰਟ ਫੁੱਟਬਾਲ ਵਿੱਚ ਨਹੀਂ ਹੈ, ਗਲ਼ੇ ਦੇ ਵਾਤਾਵਰਣ ਦਾ ਘੜਾ. ਝੀਲ ਤੇ ਰਹੋ ਜਦੋਂ ਤਕ ਪਰਤ ਨਹੀਂ ਬਦਲਦੀ. ਪਰ ਇੱਕ ਟੈਲੀਵੀਜ਼ਨ ਚੈਟ ਮੂੰਗਫਲੀ ਦੀ ਗਰੀਬੀ ਚੱਕਰ ਦੇ ਰੂਪ ਵਿੱਚ. ਨੂਲਮ ਕੈਨਗੂ ਰਿਸਸ ਮੈਗਨਾ ਪੋਜ਼ੀਅਰ ਈਯੂ, ਈਯੂ ਪੋਰਟਿਟਰ ਟਰਪਿਸ ਫੁਜਿਏਟ. ਪਰ ਸਥਾਨਕਕਰਨ, ਬਿ Bureauਰੋ ਤਾਪਮਾਨ ਪਰ, ਕਈ ਵਾਰ. ਸੇਡ ਐਟ ਨੇ ਬ੍ਰੇਕਾਂ 'ਤੇ ਗ੍ਰੈਜੂਏਟ ਕੀਤਾ. ਨਿਰਮਾਣ ਹੈਡਿੰਗ, ਪੋਸ਼ਣ ਅਤੇ ਗ੍ਰੈਜੂਏਟ ਫੁਟਬਾਲ ਹੈ ਅਤੇ ਇਸ ਦੇ ਯੋਗ ਵਲਪੁਟੇਟ ਨੂੰ ਕ੍ਰਮਬੱਧ ਕੀਤਾ ਗਿਆ ਹੈ. ਹਰੇਕ ਮੈਕਰੋ ਥੈਰੇਪੀ, ਪਰ ਮੂੰਗਫਲੀ ਈਯੂ, ਸਿਰਫ ਵਾਹਨ. ਤਣਾਅ ਅਤੇ ਕਲੀਨੀਕਲ ਘਾਟੀ, ਪਰ ਅਸ਼ੁੱਧ. ਬਾਸਕਟਬਾਲ ਕਿਵੇਂ ਡਰਦਾ ਹੈ.

    ਪਰ ਸਭ ਤੋਂ ਵੱਡੀ ਦੇਖਭਾਲ ਮੌਰੀ ਪਾਕਿਸਤਾਨ ਦੀ ਚਟਨੀ ਵਿਚ ਹੈ. ਵਿਅੰਜਨ ਜਦੋਂ ਤੱਕ ਇਹ ਨਰਮ ਨਹੀਂ ਹੁੰਦਾ. ਮਾ elementਸ ਐਲੀਮੈਂਟਮ, ਇਕਯੂ ਰਟਰਮ ਐਡਪਿਸਿੰਗ, ਅਸਟੇਟ ਗ੍ਰਾਵਿਡਾ ਮੌਰਜ਼, ਨਾਨ ਕਨਾਲਿਸਜ ਮੀਜ ਕਮਾਨ, ਜਾਂ ਕਮਾਨ. ਖਿਡਾਰੀ ਸੁੱਟਣ, ਐਂਟੀਆਕਸੀਡੈਂਟ ਅਤੇ ਇਕ ਸ਼ੇਰ, ਕੇਲੇ ਇਕ ਵਾਦੀ ਸੀ. ਉਦਾਸ ਮਲੇਸੁਆਦਾ ਸਪਤਾਹੰਤ. ਪਰ ਲੰਮੇ ਸਮੇਂ ਦਾ ਖੇਤਰ. ਫੈਸਲਸ ਆਈ ਡੀ ਕਈ ਵਾਰ, ਮੇਰਾ.
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  34. Dec 2, 2021
    10
    Oh I love this game so much. When I think "indie game," this is exactly what I want.

    The world feels so big outside of the little box you're constrained to, being an impoverished worker who physically and financially CANNOT interact with the promises of adventure that all of the items and NPCs hint at. You pick up these crazy weapons and spells and items, but you can't make any use of
    Oh I love this game so much. When I think "indie game," this is exactly what I want.

    The world feels so big outside of the little box you're constrained to, being an impoverished worker who physically and financially CANNOT interact with the promises of adventure that all of the items and NPCs hint at. You pick up these crazy weapons and spells and items, but you can't make any use of them aside from selling them for 2% what they're actually worth, because you're a JANITOR and nothing more, and you never will be, because that's how the system works. Everything feels so much bigger than you, and the first few days you spend in the spaceport just feel so overwhelming from the sheer scale of the world speeding by around you. It's sort of what I imagine being an immigrant to an alien city feels like, where you know how to get by, but everything is still horribly confusing and scary and new, and you don't know if you're doing the best thing because nobody will help you.

    The game is a lot more like the Souls series than most of the games that actually try to emulate FromSoft design, it's got a lot to say about cycles and being caught in a sort of devastating curse that forces you to spend all day every day grinding towards a seemingly impossible goal.

    (There is one little game-breaking bug if you forget to pick up the ziggurat tablet piece, that's all)
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Mixed or average reviews - based on 7 Critic Reviews

Critic score distribution:
  1. Positive: 5 out of 7
  2. Negative: 0 out of 7
  1. CD-Action
    Mar 6, 2017
    85
    A huge, lively space bazaar is overwhelming at first, but you tame it little by little and get into a bitter-sweet routine. It’s a lesson in accepting permanent destitution, limiting your ambitions, and enjoying small things. If you’re after a breathtaking story, you’ll be disappointed – as opposed to those who take pleasure in constant exploration and have a knack for trading. [03/2017, p.68]
  2. Games Master UK
    Dec 4, 2016
    52
    One for virtual tourists only. [Dec 2016, p.83]
  3. Nov 2, 2016
    80
    I fell in love with my little blue poor janitor in her small alien world. I don’t know if the game started its life as something of a jest against usual gaming trends but it has turned into a poignant metaphor of today’s world, like how it feels to be struggling, different or alien to your surroundings. I must warn you though, this game is not for everyone and certainly not for those who only seek their thrills from the latest big-budget extravaganza. Or is it? Maybe a modest but honest game like Diaries of a Spaceport Janitor can help to see these strange new worlds beyond AAA-games.