Pretty awful slapdash duct tape and chewing gum remake of an Amiga classic from the early ’90s that nobody reading this probably remembers,Pretty awful slapdash duct tape and chewing gum remake of an Amiga classic from the early ’90s that nobody reading this probably remembers, and therefore you have no reason to buy this game, unless you do remember the game, in which case you have no reason to buy this horrible version of it for more money and probably more effort than just playing the original.
Or maybe the original game was this bad too and I'm just uninformed. Now THAT would be depressing.
I’d give you a fun list of awful game breaking bugs that I ran into within the first hour of playing this game alone or talk more in depth about the slippery controls and unfun timing cycles-based “action”, but really, do you care? Just don’t buy this game. You weren’t going to anyway.…Full Review »