Crank the Weasel

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Summary: Weasel's a greedy little bastard that lives in the slums at the very bottom of a crazy city called Scratchtown. One morning, while sleeping, a scrap of paper floats in through the window of Weasel's rundown shack and lands on his forehead. Weasel stirs and then reaches for the scrap ofWeasel's a greedy little bastard that lives in the slums at the very bottom of a crazy city called Scratchtown. One morning, while sleeping, a scrap of paper floats in through the window of Weasel's rundown shack and lands on his forehead. Weasel stirs and then reaches for the scrap of paper. Just then his bed folds up on him and fires him through the wall and out onto the street. Without warning, a giant object falls from the sky and smashes Weasel's house. After the smoke clears, Weasel discovers that the giant object is a billboard advertising a vacation-getaway to the tropical wonderland of exotic Pleasure Island, and as fate would have it, the scrap of paper that blew in through Weasel's window turns out to be a ticket for a plane ride to that very same island.

So, with his home destroyed and a ticket to paradise in hand, Weasel begins his long journey to the top of Scratchtown.

Steal and pawn enough Big-Ticket-Items to pay each level's exit toll in order to ultimately reach the top of Scratchtown and catch a plane ride to Pleasure Island. Pure and simple. The ways in which this can be accomplished are varied and amusing.… Expand

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