Armed and Dangerous

 PC
User Score
7.9

Generally favorable reviews- based on 50 Ratings

User score distribution:
  1. Positive: 35 out of 50
  2. Mixed: 9 out of 50
  3. Negative: 6 out of 50
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  1. Winters
    Dec 2, 2010
    10
    Awesome, complete and utter awesome...................................................................................................................
  2. Skribb
    Nov 12, 2005
    8
    A bit too short and sometimes the gameplay isn't 100% perfect.. but way too funny and intuitive to turn down!
  3. Golo
    Jan 9, 2004
    9
    Might not look like a good game as graphics aren't as nice as some of the newer games... but regardless of that... its fun and that is what matters most...
  4. JohnC
    Jul 13, 2009
    9
    Combines Pythonesque humour and 3rd person shooting, a novel plot and some fun action with daft weapons. If only it could be re-vamped to latest technology with multiplayer. Or make me a sequel!!
  5. fhouse
    Aug 30, 2012
    6
    Overall nice game, the humour is quite good, gameplay is varied. Shooting is satisfying and fun, and the game packs a challenge on normal. But all the variations in the gameplay are quite unnecessary, like the boring turret sequences, and escort and timed missions.
    The quality of the movie cutscenes are terrible, both animation and picture quality.
    Level design is not the best either,    Overall nice game, the humour is quite good, gameplay is varied. Shooting is satisfying and fun, and the game packs a challenge on normal. But all the variations in the gameplay are quite unnecessary, like the boring turret sequences, and escort and timed missions.
    The quality of the movie cutscenes are terrible, both animation and picture quality.
    Level design is not the best either, they are quite big but very bland, with low resolution textures and packed with pre-made objects.    … Expand
  6. DerekF.
    Dec 5, 2003
    0
    Rubbish, complete and utter rubbish.
  7. AndrewS.
    Dec 2, 2003
    10
    ..incredible... (-ly fun)
  8. [Anonymous]
    Jan 28, 2004
    10
    Very VERY good and funny!
  9. Diugo
    Mar 18, 2022
    8
    Not as polished as most games these days. But one of the most genuinely funniest games i've ever played.
    This game got a special charm like none other.
  10. Genek13
    Nov 19, 2019
    8
    Game is similar to Giants : Citizen Kabuto, which is no surprise.
    But its not that good :)
    Also very playable and funny but not as good as the previous one.
  11. strikkerrr
    Mar 6, 2021
    10
    good game :) epik destruction, and poo poo fart :))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))) ok thnks for reading plz play this game

Awards & Rankings

71
#71 Best PC Game of 2003
89
#89 Most Discussed PC Game of 2003

Critic Reviews

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Metascore
78

Generally favorable reviews - based on 31 Critic Reviews

Critic score distribution:
  1. Positive: 21 out of 31
  2. Mixed: 10 out of 31
  3. Negative: 0 out of 31
  1. Computer Gaming World
    60
    Planet Moon's Armed and Dangerous is "Kelly's Heroes" meets "Shrek" by way of Monty Python and Guy Ritchie. [Mar 2004, p.74]
  2. Next Level Gaming
    83
    You will fall over laughing at some of the cut-scenes in the game. Very well done, and hilarious.
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  3. PC Format
    68
    Creativity and gags galore, but we’re too close to falling asleep.
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