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  1. Dec 16, 2010
    9
    OK, Conker is a good game, actually!Sure it got curses, sexual themes(not that much),a bit bloody violence, a lot of f*****g toilet humor, that makes me sick!Whatever the funny gameplay is filled with film parodies, the M content and FUNNY SONGS(the Great Mighty Poo!).CBFD is a good game and a must-have not only for the N64, but for any console!!
  2. Jun 9, 2011
    10
    One of the most obnoxious, insulting and utterly wonderful games in history. This is a gem made out of filth, it has none of the politically correct trash of other games but has all the insanity of them. This is one game that would do well it being remade, and it has. Look for Conker: Live & Reloaded for the original Xbox.
  3. Mar 29, 2012
    10
    This is the most bizarre mix of cute and offensive I have ever seen. The combination between the humor, fantastic gameplay, and hardcore difficulty makes this one of the best N64 games.
  4. Jun 23, 2012
    10
    One of my favorite games of all time, truly a work of art. Hearing the overworld theme alone even now, brings a nostalgic tear to my eye. Amazing gameplay, hilarious moments, very talented voice acting; And best of all, its ORIGINAL. Something new game developers cant seem to muster out of their old, cash filled asses. But for what its worth, this might as well be the greatest game of allOne of my favorite games of all time, truly a work of art. Hearing the overworld theme alone even now, brings a nostalgic tear to my eye. Amazing gameplay, hilarious moments, very talented voice acting; And best of all, its ORIGINAL. Something new game developers cant seem to muster out of their old, cash filled asses. But for what its worth, this might as well be the greatest game of all time, im not even kidding, thats how much i love this game. Expand
  5. Dec 9, 2012
    10
    This game cracked me up just five minutes in. It's so endearing and amazing; Conker and the various NPCs throughout the game are funny, many moments are downright memorable, and, better yet, the game plays well. Between this and Banjo-Kazooie, I can't say which one is the better 3D platformer.
  6. Apr 29, 2013
    9
    One of the greatest games I've ever played. There are a few flaws and it's aged a bit at a few areas. But for one of the last N64 games to be released, it's a very well constructed game. The writing isn't really good, but it's not suppose to be. It's funny, colorful, has a great soundtrack, and controls like a charm, including the camera.
    Check this game out if you get the chance, but
    One of the greatest games I've ever played. There are a few flaws and it's aged a bit at a few areas. But for one of the last N64 games to be released, it's a very well constructed game. The writing isn't really good, but it's not suppose to be. It's funny, colorful, has a great soundtrack, and controls like a charm, including the camera.
    Check this game out if you get the chance, but don't take it too seriously. Enjoy the ride.
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  7. Jan 3, 2014
    10
    This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. This game is most likely the funniest game I have played in years, if not my life. Conker the Squirrel is a brilliant protagonist, despite being an alcoholic, foul mannered, stereotypical and anthropomorphic... squirrel. The voice acting is so terrible, it's brilliant, because it really makes the player laugh out loud from the ridiculous sound and how well it fits in with the humour of the game. Moreover, the bosses are very inventive, and the game has one of the most hilarious and one of the best bosses ever: A giant, British, opera-singing turd! And honestly, the game is packed to the brim with movie references, from the Terminator Haystack, to the Xenomorph fight, you can't get any more vulgarity and hilarity than in this masterpiece, a masterpiece that wasn't commercially successful for 2 reasons: It's meant for an adult audience, which meant limited advertising, and it was released in the N64's last days. Still, 13 years on, the game is, in no way, outdated. Expand
  8. Jan 31, 2014
    10
    If not the best platform game ever, it's clearly the most funny and original one. The story is as crazy as fabulous, with a lot of references to classic movies (Dracula, Saving Private Ryan, Terminator, etc), and the dialogues are particularly irreverent and pleasuring. One of the last games on the N64 collection, but a real masterpiece and a wonderful swan song for the Nintendo/RareIf not the best platform game ever, it's clearly the most funny and original one. The story is as crazy as fabulous, with a lot of references to classic movies (Dracula, Saving Private Ryan, Terminator, etc), and the dialogues are particularly irreverent and pleasuring. One of the last games on the N64 collection, but a real masterpiece and a wonderful swan song for the Nintendo/Rare collaboration. Expand
  9. Oct 12, 2014
    9
    Great characters, story, atmosphere, and humor. The game develops really well. There are stages that change everything and really keep everything fresh. It has both skill and puzzle challenges. There is so much variety I was hooked through the entire game. My only complaint is the controls felt the slightest bit sluggish. Some of the platforming feels wrong until you put in enoughGreat characters, story, atmosphere, and humor. The game develops really well. There are stages that change everything and really keep everything fresh. It has both skill and puzzle challenges. There is so much variety I was hooked through the entire game. My only complaint is the controls felt the slightest bit sluggish. Some of the platforming feels wrong until you put in enough time to get used to it. Expand
  10. Sep 13, 2013
    8
    This game is brilliant it has a great story line of wacky and fun its one of tho games that is still playable today and holds up well i still have a load of fun when i go back to it and see all the references like the Aliens scene when Ripley fights the Alien queen and the sense of humor is great even know it looks like a kids game the swearing just feels weirdly right in there its funny,This game is brilliant it has a great story line of wacky and fun its one of tho games that is still playable today and holds up well i still have a load of fun when i go back to it and see all the references like the Aliens scene when Ripley fights the Alien queen and the sense of humor is great even know it looks like a kids game the swearing just feels weirdly right in there its funny, dont you just love the evil little guy Expand
  11. Mar 3, 2014
    10
    Este juego es un masterpice buena parodia historia tremendo gamplay buenas graficas buenisimos Lever inolvidable sountrack super fun multipleyer cool Enemies ther no more to tell like i said Masterpice
  12. May 10, 2020
    8
    If it wasn't for the sometimes incredibly frustrating controls and camera, I'd give this game a 9. So let's get that out of the way to begin with. You will fall to your death hundreds of times. And often not because you did something stupid yourself. No, because the game gave you no sense of depth when the game demands a pinpoint landing on top of a platform in mid-air. Or because theIf it wasn't for the sometimes incredibly frustrating controls and camera, I'd give this game a 9. So let's get that out of the way to begin with. You will fall to your death hundreds of times. And often not because you did something stupid yourself. No, because the game gave you no sense of depth when the game demands a pinpoint landing on top of a platform in mid-air. Or because the camera often suddenly decides to take a 90 degree turn while you are crawling on a ledge making you suddenly jump off just like that... And there's just no worse feeling than battling a games camera and controls, especially when you are playing a platformer.

    Ok, so if you can get past that without destroying your controller (I almost did several times) you will have one helluwa ride. The game has so many neat little details and the diversity of gameplay is unmatched, even in most games of today (2020). The potty humor is right up my alley. The cutscenes are entertatining so say the least. And you haven't lived until you've seen a giant opera-singing poop-monster.

    And make no mistake. This is not a game for kids. There's not only a lot of bad language and blood. There's also... Um... Things or a more erotic nature.

    Graphics are cutesy in the best way. Well-animated characters all around. Sound and music is just brilliant! I love the poop song. I know, I know... But, I really do.
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  13. Sep 9, 2023
    10
    Buena Historia y Buen Multiplayer. A pesar de los años, volver a jugarlo es divertido. Lo único malo que no recomendaría para todos es el humor y las groserias.
  14. Jul 15, 2014
    10
    Just yes. That guy that gave this game a 0 don't know what he talking about. This game is one of the most ridiculous and hilarious game nintendo ever made.
  15. Sep 24, 2014
    10
    I grew up with this game yes I was to young to understand the humor but it has a heart of gold under the crude exterior there could have been a sequel but Microsoft was an idiot they could have millions of dollars is anyone that stupid they could have
  16. Dec 8, 2015
    9
    I loved this game. The graphics are not the best (DK64 and BanjoTooie are better in that aspect), but is a minor flaw. This game have one of the best multiplayers for N64, also the humor is soooo funny. You cant find a game with this plus nowdays. This game is a gem. Get it or at least play it in a emulator.
  17. Dec 19, 2015
    10
    I PLAYED IT in 2015 STILL THE BEST GAME EVER, even though the references to the movies are quite old because they are making fun of terminator, jaws itd. This game is still funny and definately the best game in my library
  18. Aug 5, 2016
    9
    Juegazo con ambientacion estilo mario 64 pero insultos violencia y mas cosas.Me encanta el modo historia y el modo multijugador es muy bueno tambien.Ojala algun dia veamos una secuela
  19. Mar 12, 2016
    9
    This game... wow. Just wow. It's without a doubt one of the best platformers on the N64. Like games with crude humor, sexual innuendo, amazing graphics, and hilarious stories? Well then you're gonna love this one. However, this is a hard game. Some moments can be a tiny bit frustrating. However, this is Rareware at it's best.
  20. Mar 5, 2017
    9
    This is one of the best N64 Games, because Conker is very badass character and this game is platformer for children, but on real deal this is prohibited game, because many boobs, a lot of ass, a lot of urine, a lot of **** Awesome game.
  21. May 30, 2016
    10
    one of the best games ever. Its gameplay is not as advanced as other games from the time but the story dialogues and character design easily make up for that
  22. Jul 2, 2016
    10
    Conker. WHERE TO BEGIN! This game has great controls. The game is very funny and has a good amount of variety. The characters are creative and funny. The plot is laughable. The game is very fun. Well it's not my favorite game of all time but it's up there. This game is the best Rareware game besides Banjo-Kazooie. I 100% recommend this funny game!
  23. Jun 4, 2023
    9
    The game is so stupid it's great, and the care to recreating pop culture scenes, such as The Matrix & storming the beach of Normandy in videogame format is pretty cool.
  24. Jul 13, 2016
    10
    This game graphics were the best for the console just so rich in detail, then playing was like any plat-former but with context sensitive and some funny violent moments. The story is one of the craziest in gaming history it just blows my mind that the only thing bad about this game is that is a bit short. There is a lot of varierity and good multiplayer also. So go buy this gem of gamingThis game graphics were the best for the console just so rich in detail, then playing was like any plat-former but with context sensitive and some funny violent moments. The story is one of the craziest in gaming history it just blows my mind that the only thing bad about this game is that is a bit short. There is a lot of varierity and good multiplayer also. So go buy this gem of gaming history or at least the original xbox version or the rare replay Expand
  25. Jul 26, 2016
    10
    This is what a real adult game looks like! It is smart, hilarious, crude and full of wonder. With most games I know exactly what to expect from the very beginning, but Conker didn't stop surprising me till the very end.
    Now, who do I have to bribe to get developers make more games like that?
  26. Sep 17, 2016
    10
    the best game in history, the best n64 game, the best rareware game, the best game franchise,the best protagonist, the most variety situations in a gamr
  27. Apr 23, 2017
    10
    The best 3D platformer ever made,
    The story is went from simple to comically complicated in the end, this is the funniest game I have ever played, it's self aware and crude.
    The gameplay is just like banjo kazoi but with some improvements, for one example the swimming is a little annoying but I got used to it and it's far better than banjo's swimming. So with great gameplay, funny story
    The best 3D platformer ever made,
    The story is went from simple to comically complicated in the end, this is the funniest game I have ever played, it's self aware and crude.
    The gameplay is just like banjo kazoi but with some improvements, for one example the swimming is a little annoying but I got used to it and it's far better than banjo's swimming.
    So with great gameplay, funny story and a likeable protagonist, conker became my favorite platformer and I highly recommand it.
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  28. Apr 17, 2017
    8
    This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. WARNING: THIS GAME HAS BEEN GIVEN AN "M" RATING BY THE ESRB. AS A RESULT, IT MAY CONTAIN BLOOD, GORE, SWEARING, VIOLENCE, INNUENDOS AND MORE. NOT FOR ANYONE UNDER 17 YEARS OF AGE

    In 2001, before motion control sports and childhood-ruining third installments, Rare was making a killing off of developing games for Nintendo. One of these games released during this time period was Twelve Tales: Conker 64...At least, that was what it was called...in 1998. Now entitled Conker's Bad Fur day, this was a Nintendo 64 game that sold poorly, likely because it released late into the console's life, and other reasons, which I'll get to in a bit. It was one of the last titles Rare developed for a Nintendo console. So is this the last hurrah of a game company as I knew and loved it, or is this literally a Bad Fur Day?

    One night, Conker is at a bar, intoxicated as you would guess, when he rings up his Lola the Rabbit look-a-like girlfriend Berri. He tells her that he'll be home soon but he goes in the wrong direction, not because he forgot the way but because he's drunk as hell, and ends up in the kingdom of the Panther king. We then see said Panther king drinking milk when his table breaks, spilling his milk. He then orders his local scientist, Professor Von Kriplespac, to fix the table and they devise a plan to capture Conker and use him to hold up the table. The plot is ridiculous and funny...until it becomes 1% less funny when Berri gets kidnapped. Gotta fill the cliché bar, eh guys?

    This game looks really damn good for an N64 game. Of course the graphics have aged slightly, but it still has a nice look to it. The animations are surprisingly detailed, if a bit stiff, and the environments don't look too shabby. The soundtrack is great. My favorites have to be Windy and Co., Rock Solid, and, of course, The Great Mighty Poo's Opera. What's REALLY impressive is how they fit a busload of voice acting into a cartridge! A CARTRIDGE!!!!

    The gameplay, however, is what docks this game some points. It's your typical platformer affair. You can run, jump, and kill enemies. There are also some puzzles which are...okay. They are often creative and yield some VERY hilarious results, but they take a large amount of trial and error. The game features an overworld where you can transition from one level to another, although many are initially blocked off until Conker earns a certain amount of cash. Yes, in this game, you're main and really only collectable is cash. You can earn cash from beating puzzles or levels. Almost all the levels parody some sort of movie such as Terminator, Terminator 2, Jaws, The Matrix, Saving Privet Ryan, and even Ridley Scott's Alien. The controls work well enough, but jumping is slightly delayed which can often be frustrating. What I REALLY hate is the slowdown. Sometimes, the game can slow down to about 15 to 24 frames per second. Does it ruin the game? No, but once I noticed it, it was hard to un-notice it.

    Overall, Conker's Bad Fur Day is a DELIGHTFUL platformer. That really stands on its own. While it has some issues, You are almost guaranteed a good time. The original game is somewhat of a rarity, and while there has been a remake for the original Xbox, you're best bet is to play this using the Rare Replay compilation for the Xbox One. jetpacks and Butlers, here we come.
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  29. May 9, 2020
    10
    I played it several years after the release and the variety of gameplay still blew me away.
  30. Dec 15, 2017
    9
    Conker's BFD is almost a miracle. With all odds stacked against it, but it became a cult classic over time. With fantastic characters, witty cutscenes, distinct worlds and a lot of different gameplay styles, Conker broke almost every expectation that I had for it within the first few minutes. There are problems that I did have, such as the FPS shooting sections being too numerous, as theseConker's BFD is almost a miracle. With all odds stacked against it, but it became a cult classic over time. With fantastic characters, witty cutscenes, distinct worlds and a lot of different gameplay styles, Conker broke almost every expectation that I had for it within the first few minutes. There are problems that I did have, such as the FPS shooting sections being too numerous, as these sections were frustrating and tedious to control, as the N64 controller does not hold up well. Despite this, Conker is a fantastic game, and one which we will probably never be able to ever see again. Expand

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Metascore
92

Universal acclaim - based on 19 Critic Reviews

Critic score distribution:
  1. Positive: 18 out of 19
  2. Negative: 0 out of 19
  1. It absolutely is the best looking, sounding, and playing N64 game. It should not be missed.
  2. 99
    A spectacularly creative, wonderfully satisfying 3D action-platformer that -- ass joke and bloody messes encapsulated -- shines with Nintendo's very best.
  3. You will almost never get tired of playing Conker, as there are few tedious spots in the game. BFD terrifically spoofs such movies as "The Matrix," "Saving Private Ryan," "A Clockwork Orange," "The Untouchables," "Alien," "Star Wars," "Dr. Strangelove," and more.