Eskimo Shuffle

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  • Summary: The world can be a cold, lonely place.
    Mostly figuratively.
    But in the Arctic... both. Figuratively AND literally. Arctic or Antarctic? Doesn't matter. The Arctic is more desolate. But we have to soldier on. We have to survive. We have to... get on with the business. Shuffle your heavy    The world can be a cold, lonely place.
    Mostly figuratively.
    But in the Arctic... both. Figuratively AND literally.
    Arctic or Antarctic?
    Doesn't matter.
    The Arctic is more desolate.

    But we have to soldier on. We have to survive. We have to... get on with the business.

    Shuffle your heavy self onward - through the endlessly rolling tundra... are those your footprints? It doesn't matter.

    Just take it out on the fish.

    The fish did this to you.

    And they WILL PAY.

    Drag your fingers across the screen to move left and / or right.

    Tap a pond to fish.
    Tap outside of the pond to give up. And sigh. It hurts... just a little bit. (That's pride).

    Tap a fish to catch it! Or... to attempt to catch it. The ocean is a crueler place than you could ever be, my icy friend.

    And remember.... It's de'Zu!    … Expand

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