Witney Seibold

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For 70 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 67% higher than the average critic
  • 2% same as the average critic
  • 31% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 3.4 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Witney Seibold's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 62
Highest review score: 97 Sorry to Bother You
Lowest review score: 20 Hurry Up Tomorrow
Score distribution:
  1. Positive: 37 out of 70
  2. Negative: 5 out of 70
70 movie reviews
    • 91 Metascore
    • 75 Witney Seibold
    Peter Jackson's technical ambitions sometimes muddy his otherwise moving WWI documentary They Shall Not Grow Old.
    • 88 Metascore
    • 90 Witney Seibold
    Is God Is is an amazing piece of work. One of those "bolt from the blue" movies that is coming from a new artist with a new voice that audiences and critics alike will look forward to hearing again. This is Harris' first feature film, and I am eager to see more.
    • 87 Metascore
    • 79 Witney Seibold
    Melissa McCarthy gives one of her best performances in a surprisingly relatable story about a criminal misanthrope with a heart beating deep inside her.
    • 82 Metascore
    • 75 Witney Seibold
    In lesser hands, Challengers would have been a chintzy soap opera. Guadagnino, however, is able to bolster an admittedly typical soap story with an energetic style and attention to detail.
    • 81 Metascore
    • 80 Witney Seibold
    Godzilla Minus One is one of the rare Godzilla pictures about the indomitability of the human spirit.
    • 80 Metascore
    • 68 Witney Seibold
    Ad Astra is grand but, rather frustratingly, it's not great. James Gray’s film is a most impressive technical achievement, and the first half is exciting and flirts with profundity. The second half, however, slows to a maddeningly sluggish pace, and the film ultimate leaves you worn out and disengaged.
    • 80 Metascore
    • 84 Witney Seibold
    The Old Man & the Gun is a fitting swan song to screen legend Robert Redford.
    • 79 Metascore
    • 75 Witney Seibold
    Although it doesn't possess the hard-boiled, shifty-eyed salaciousness of a traditional whodunnit, "Conclave" is certainly in the spirit of a private investigator story.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 97 Witney Seibold
    Certainly weird, confrontational, wildly satirical, and certainly unique, Sorry to Bother You is one of the funniest, energetic, and best films of the year.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 50 Witney Seibold
    There is a great deal missing from Ritchie's film. "The Covenant" is almost aggressive in its complete lack of wartime litigation. While the harrowing nature of a soldier's experience is laid bare, the meaning of the actual, prolonged quagmire of the Afghanistan occupation will be lingering in the back of most audience's minds.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 65 Witney Seibold
    The canon of "The Equalizer" has never taken the world by storm, usually percolating in the background of popular culture as a piece of intense ephemera. Robert McCall is a former Marine and DIA officer, but that is entirely ignored in part 3. He's a superhero played by Denzel Washington, and the filmmakers assume that is enough. For many audience members, it will be.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 40 Witney Seibold
    Worst of all, the film is loooong. It's not just low-energy. It drags. One could listen to Pink Floyd's "Dark Side of the Moon" three and a half times in the same 161 minutes. And perhaps one should. It would be a more edifying musical experience.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 88 Witney Seibold
    Despite a problematic ending, Midsommar is an emotionally harrowing and slowly insidious journey, languidly forcing dread on the viewer, wrapping them in a weird nightmare summer camp of sunlight and cheer.
    • 21 Metascore
    • 65 Witney Seibold
    Geostorm is as dumb as you think, but more fun than you might expect.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 65 Witney Seibold
    The chases and gunfights in Manhunt are impressive and brisk, containing just as much panache as you remember from John Woo films of 20 years ago. The plot, however, is even more old-fashioned, effectively undercutting any drama with a silly cheesiness that may not always work.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 60 Witney Seibold
    Although featuring some good acting, and certainly ambitious in its critique of the characters, American Animals is too sleepy to strike a chord.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 45 Witney Seibold
    At a bloated 156 minutes, audiences will have too ample time to ponder the film's many weaknesses. The racing will be exciting — very exciting, in fact — and Pitt is certainly a movie star, but quite frankly, I can have my own midlife crisis, thank you. I don't need to watch Pitt's.
    • 36 Metascore
    • 50 Witney Seibold
    Not as annoying as it looks, but hardly a stirring or imaginative entertainment, Sherlock Gnomes has a comfortable home right in the middle of the road.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 82 Witney Seibold
    Skillfully made, spooky, stylish, and featuring some quite good character work, The Strangers: Prey at Night stands much taller than the 2008 original. The central killers are plenty scary, and some of the images on display would make John Carpenter proud.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 80 Witney Seibold
    The film may end on a bleak note, but there's some levity mixed into the very batter.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 80 Witney Seibold
    The Way Back is a somber sports drama more interested in exploring the plight of its hero than in just the big games.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 80 Witney Seibold
    If you hand Paul Feig a good script, he becomes a better director. With "The Housemaid," he doesn't just explore his characters well, but wisely delves into themes of class. The dishonesty of the rich dangles over "The Housemaid," pointing out how wealth is a moral trap. It's alluring and dangerous. Wealth is practically a living creature. It seems to be dazzling and charming and seductive, but hides its true intentions, fangs secretly in its otherwise perfect smile.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 85 Witney Seibold
    Bleak, severe, and awesome, "The First Omen" is the best horror movie of the year so far.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 90 Witney Seibold
    The Fantastic Four: First Steps is set in a world that I wouldn't mind living in. Even if there are occasional, ineffable cosmic deities plotting to devour me, and terrifying silver aliens ripping my soul apart with their eyes. "First Steps" is a superhero movie where we're already better. And I love that.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 80 Witney Seibold
    It may not be the best Lanthimos, but it's certainly the most Lanthimos.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 72 Witney Seibold
    Sicario: Day of the Soldado is a darkly thrilling film with excellent performances, and its gritty, intense action is balanced by heady themes of moral decay, but overall, because of recent political developments, it feels behind the times.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 40 Witney Seibold
    Hidden somewhere in Immaculate is a stirring and topical drama about the way male-driven religious institutions claim ownership over women's bodies.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 55 Witney Seibold
    Overall, the details of Blue Beetle are fun, and the characters may inspire a few warm familial smiles, but the whole is frustratingly shabby and rushed.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 80 Witney Seibold
    Crowley may be telling a melodramatic story, but he studiously avoids sentimentality.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 65 Witney Seibold
    Will Nobody 2 set hearts aflame? No. If this had been the first "Nobody," no one would have been clamoring for a sequel. But it is a glorious Saturday matinée, a brisk trifle for the waning days of summer. It's the kind of movie that you'll remember better for the friends you saw it with than the movie itself. And that can be one of cinema's most important functions.

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