Witney Seibold
Select another critic »For 70 reviews, this critic has graded:
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67% higher than the average critic
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2% same as the average critic
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31% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 3.4 points lower than other critics.
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Witney Seibold's Scores
- Movies
- TV
| Average review score: | 62 | |
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| Highest review score: | Sorry to Bother You | |
| Lowest review score: | Hurry Up Tomorrow | |
Score distribution:
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Positive: 37 out of 70
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Mixed: 28 out of 70
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Negative: 5 out of 70
70
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- Witney Seibold
Peter Jackson's technical ambitions sometimes muddy his otherwise moving WWI documentary They Shall Not Grow Old.- IGN
- Posted Jan 3, 2019
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- Witney Seibold
Is God Is is an amazing piece of work. One of those "bolt from the blue" movies that is coming from a new artist with a new voice that audiences and critics alike will look forward to hearing again. This is Harris' first feature film, and I am eager to see more.- Slashfilm
- Posted May 13, 2026
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- Witney Seibold
Melissa McCarthy gives one of her best performances in a surprisingly relatable story about a criminal misanthrope with a heart beating deep inside her.- IGN
- Posted Oct 17, 2018
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- Witney Seibold
In lesser hands, Challengers would have been a chintzy soap opera. Guadagnino, however, is able to bolster an admittedly typical soap story with an energetic style and attention to detail.- Slashfilm
- Posted Apr 12, 2024
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- Witney Seibold
Godzilla Minus One is one of the rare Godzilla pictures about the indomitability of the human spirit.- Slashfilm
- Posted Nov 13, 2023
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- Witney Seibold
Ad Astra is grand but, rather frustratingly, it's not great. James Gray’s film is a most impressive technical achievement, and the first half is exciting and flirts with profundity. The second half, however, slows to a maddeningly sluggish pace, and the film ultimate leaves you worn out and disengaged.- IGN
- Posted Sep 18, 2019
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- Witney Seibold
The Old Man & the Gun is a fitting swan song to screen legend Robert Redford.- IGN
- Posted Sep 28, 2018
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- Witney Seibold
Although it doesn't possess the hard-boiled, shifty-eyed salaciousness of a traditional whodunnit, "Conclave" is certainly in the spirit of a private investigator story.- Slashfilm
- Posted Oct 23, 2024
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- Witney Seibold
Certainly weird, confrontational, wildly satirical, and certainly unique, Sorry to Bother You is one of the funniest, energetic, and best films of the year.- IGN
- Posted Jul 5, 2018
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- Witney Seibold
There is a great deal missing from Ritchie's film. "The Covenant" is almost aggressive in its complete lack of wartime litigation. While the harrowing nature of a soldier's experience is laid bare, the meaning of the actual, prolonged quagmire of the Afghanistan occupation will be lingering in the back of most audience's minds.- Slashfilm
- Posted Apr 18, 2023
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- Witney Seibold
The canon of "The Equalizer" has never taken the world by storm, usually percolating in the background of popular culture as a piece of intense ephemera. Robert McCall is a former Marine and DIA officer, but that is entirely ignored in part 3. He's a superhero played by Denzel Washington, and the filmmakers assume that is enough. For many audience members, it will be.- Slashfilm
- Posted Aug 29, 2023
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- Witney Seibold
Worst of all, the film is loooong. It's not just low-energy. It drags. One could listen to Pink Floyd's "Dark Side of the Moon" three and a half times in the same 161 minutes. And perhaps one should. It would be a more edifying musical experience.- Slashfilm
- Posted Nov 19, 2024
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- Witney Seibold
Despite a problematic ending, Midsommar is an emotionally harrowing and slowly insidious journey, languidly forcing dread on the viewer, wrapping them in a weird nightmare summer camp of sunlight and cheer.- IGN
- Posted Jun 21, 2019
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- Posted Oct 20, 2017
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- Witney Seibold
The chases and gunfights in Manhunt are impressive and brisk, containing just as much panache as you remember from John Woo films of 20 years ago. The plot, however, is even more old-fashioned, effectively undercutting any drama with a silly cheesiness that may not always work.- IGN
- Posted May 9, 2018
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- Witney Seibold
Although featuring some good acting, and certainly ambitious in its critique of the characters, American Animals is too sleepy to strike a chord.- IGN
- Posted May 31, 2018
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- Witney Seibold
At a bloated 156 minutes, audiences will have too ample time to ponder the film's many weaknesses. The racing will be exciting — very exciting, in fact — and Pitt is certainly a movie star, but quite frankly, I can have my own midlife crisis, thank you. I don't need to watch Pitt's.- Slashfilm
- Posted Jun 17, 2025
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- Witney Seibold
Not as annoying as it looks, but hardly a stirring or imaginative entertainment, Sherlock Gnomes has a comfortable home right in the middle of the road.- IGN
- Posted Mar 22, 2018
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- Witney Seibold
Skillfully made, spooky, stylish, and featuring some quite good character work, The Strangers: Prey at Night stands much taller than the 2008 original. The central killers are plenty scary, and some of the images on display would make John Carpenter proud.- IGN
- Posted Mar 8, 2018
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- Witney Seibold
The film may end on a bleak note, but there's some levity mixed into the very batter.- Slashfilm
- Posted May 8, 2024
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- Witney Seibold
The Way Back is a somber sports drama more interested in exploring the plight of its hero than in just the big games.- IGN
- Posted Mar 4, 2020
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- Witney Seibold
If you hand Paul Feig a good script, he becomes a better director. With "The Housemaid," he doesn't just explore his characters well, but wisely delves into themes of class. The dishonesty of the rich dangles over "The Housemaid," pointing out how wealth is a moral trap. It's alluring and dangerous. Wealth is practically a living creature. It seems to be dazzling and charming and seductive, but hides its true intentions, fangs secretly in its otherwise perfect smile.- Slashfilm
- Posted Dec 16, 2025
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- Witney Seibold
Bleak, severe, and awesome, "The First Omen" is the best horror movie of the year so far.- Slashfilm
- Posted Apr 4, 2024
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- Witney Seibold
The Fantastic Four: First Steps is set in a world that I wouldn't mind living in. Even if there are occasional, ineffable cosmic deities plotting to devour me, and terrifying silver aliens ripping my soul apart with their eyes. "First Steps" is a superhero movie where we're already better. And I love that.- Slashfilm
- Posted Jul 22, 2025
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- Witney Seibold
It may not be the best Lanthimos, but it's certainly the most Lanthimos.- Slashfilm
- Posted Jun 18, 2024
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- Witney Seibold
Sicario: Day of the Soldado is a darkly thrilling film with excellent performances, and its gritty, intense action is balanced by heady themes of moral decay, but overall, because of recent political developments, it feels behind the times.- IGN
- Posted Jun 20, 2018
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- Witney Seibold
Hidden somewhere in Immaculate is a stirring and topical drama about the way male-driven religious institutions claim ownership over women's bodies.- Slashfilm
- Posted Mar 21, 2024
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- Witney Seibold
Overall, the details of Blue Beetle are fun, and the characters may inspire a few warm familial smiles, but the whole is frustratingly shabby and rushed.- Slashfilm
- Posted Aug 16, 2023
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- Witney Seibold
Crowley may be telling a melodramatic story, but he studiously avoids sentimentality.- Slashfilm
- Posted Oct 10, 2024
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- Witney Seibold
Will Nobody 2 set hearts aflame? No. If this had been the first "Nobody," no one would have been clamoring for a sequel. But it is a glorious Saturday matinée, a brisk trifle for the waning days of summer. It's the kind of movie that you'll remember better for the friends you saw it with than the movie itself. And that can be one of cinema's most important functions.- Slashfilm
- Posted Aug 13, 2025
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