Witney Seibold

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For 69 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 66% higher than the average critic
  • 2% same as the average critic
  • 32% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 3.8 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Witney Seibold's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 62
Highest review score: 97 Sorry to Bother You
Lowest review score: 20 Hurry Up Tomorrow
Score distribution:
  1. Positive: 36 out of 69
  2. Negative: 5 out of 69
69 movie reviews
    • 78 Metascore
    • 97 Witney Seibold
    Certainly weird, confrontational, wildly satirical, and certainly unique, Sorry to Bother You is one of the funniest, energetic, and best films of the year.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 90 Witney Seibold
    The Fantastic Four: First Steps is set in a world that I wouldn't mind living in. Even if there are occasional, ineffable cosmic deities plotting to devour me, and terrifying silver aliens ripping my soul apart with their eyes. "First Steps" is a superhero movie where we're already better. And I love that.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 88 Witney Seibold
    Despite a problematic ending, Midsommar is an emotionally harrowing and slowly insidious journey, languidly forcing dread on the viewer, wrapping them in a weird nightmare summer camp of sunlight and cheer.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 85 Witney Seibold
    Bleak, severe, and awesome, "The First Omen" is the best horror movie of the year so far.
    • 80 Metascore
    • 84 Witney Seibold
    The Old Man & the Gun is a fitting swan song to screen legend Robert Redford.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 82 Witney Seibold
    Skillfully made, spooky, stylish, and featuring some quite good character work, The Strangers: Prey at Night stands much taller than the 2008 original. The central killers are plenty scary, and some of the images on display would make John Carpenter proud.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 80 Witney Seibold
    The film may end on a bleak note, but there's some levity mixed into the very batter.
    • 81 Metascore
    • 80 Witney Seibold
    Godzilla Minus One is one of the rare Godzilla pictures about the indomitability of the human spirit.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 80 Witney Seibold
    The Way Back is a somber sports drama more interested in exploring the plight of its hero than in just the big games.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 80 Witney Seibold
    It may not be the best Lanthimos, but it's certainly the most Lanthimos.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 80 Witney Seibold
    Crowley may be telling a melodramatic story, but he studiously avoids sentimentality.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 80 Witney Seibold
    If you hand Paul Feig a good script, he becomes a better director. With "The Housemaid," he doesn't just explore his characters well, but wisely delves into themes of class. The dishonesty of the rich dangles over "The Housemaid," pointing out how wealth is a moral trap. It's alluring and dangerous. Wealth is practically a living creature. It seems to be dazzling and charming and seductive, but hides its true intentions, fangs secretly in its otherwise perfect smile.
    • 87 Metascore
    • 79 Witney Seibold
    Melissa McCarthy gives one of her best performances in a surprisingly relatable story about a criminal misanthrope with a heart beating deep inside her.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 78 Witney Seibold
    Cold Pursuit is partly a great action thriller, and Liam Neeson is still kicking plenty of butt, but the film is mostly an intriguing, relaxing, totally tuckered-out character study of old men running out of the energy required to run a criminal enterprise. As thrillers go, this one is more adult than your average.
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    • 75 Witney Seibold
    With a sensitive ear for the experiences of its friendly subject, and nothing but sympathy for what he says, Love and Saucers paints a fascinating portrait of a talented and unique person.
    • 82 Metascore
    • 75 Witney Seibold
    In lesser hands, Challengers would have been a chintzy soap opera. Guadagnino, however, is able to bolster an admittedly typical soap story with an energetic style and attention to detail.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 75 Witney Seibold
    It's a lightweight, weirdly teen-friendly (but very R-rated) slumber party movie with an upbeat and liberating "be gay, do crime" vibe. It's a queer, hand grenade-shaped squeak toy. 
    • 47 Metascore
    • 75 Witney Seibold
    "Godzilla x Kong" is infectiously fun, raucous, and, in the 8-year-old sense, awesome. One will not take much away from "Godzilla x Kong," but you'll leave the theater with a big damn fool grin on your face.
    • 79 Metascore
    • 75 Witney Seibold
    Although it doesn't possess the hard-boiled, shifty-eyed salaciousness of a traditional whodunnit, "Conclave" is certainly in the spirit of a private investigator story.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 75 Witney Seibold
    While not exactly transcending the familiarity of its very predictable genre, The Ritual is a spooky, shadowy horror film with good character work, an excellent mood, some provocative themes, excellent lighting, and a scary... thing... that horror fans will love.
    • 91 Metascore
    • 75 Witney Seibold
    Peter Jackson's technical ambitions sometimes muddy his otherwise moving WWI documentary They Shall Not Grow Old.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 72 Witney Seibold
    Sicario: Day of the Soldado is a darkly thrilling film with excellent performances, and its gritty, intense action is balanced by heady themes of moral decay, but overall, because of recent political developments, it feels behind the times.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 71 Witney Seibold
    Brightburn doesn't take its satire to any kind of satisfying extreme – although a mid-credits stinger does include a larger joke at work – but as a superhero murder thriller, it is perfectly entertaining.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 70 Witney Seibold
    While hardly high cinema, Kickboxer: Retaliation is an enjoyable fight epic with some awesome fighting, great cameos, and hugely impressive stunts.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 70 Witney Seibold
    Hess and his army of screenwriters (only five are credited) have taken the wisest possible route with their adaptation: A Minecraft Movie is a broad, slapstick farce without a hint of seriousness, reverence, or coolness. The most shocking thing? It's not terrible. 
    • 57 Metascore
    • 70 Witney Seibold
    The Book of Clarence is aspirational, unique, moving, funny, weird, and very shaggy. But it's better to have a picture's cup runneth over than to present us with an empty chalice.
    • 80 Metascore
    • 68 Witney Seibold
    Ad Astra is grand but, rather frustratingly, it's not great. James Gray’s film is a most impressive technical achievement, and the first half is exciting and flirts with profundity. The second half, however, slows to a maddeningly sluggish pace, and the film ultimate leaves you worn out and disengaged.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 68 Witney Seibold
    An exciting and scary final act makes up for a middling kid horror fantasy that is marked by a slow start and an inappropriately comedic tone.
    • 21 Metascore
    • 65 Witney Seibold
    Geostorm is as dumb as you think, but more fun than you might expect.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 65 Witney Seibold
    The canon of "The Equalizer" has never taken the world by storm, usually percolating in the background of popular culture as a piece of intense ephemera. Robert McCall is a former Marine and DIA officer, but that is entirely ignored in part 3. He's a superhero played by Denzel Washington, and the filmmakers assume that is enough. For many audience members, it will be.

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