Witney Seibold
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67% higher than the average critic
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2% same as the average critic
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31% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 3.4 points lower than other critics.
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Witney Seibold's Scores
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| Average review score: | 62 | |
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| Highest review score: | Sorry to Bother You | |
| Lowest review score: | Hurry Up Tomorrow | |
Score distribution:
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Positive: 37 out of 70
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Mixed: 28 out of 70
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Negative: 5 out of 70
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- Witney Seibold
Is God Is is an amazing piece of work. One of those "bolt from the blue" movies that is coming from a new artist with a new voice that audiences and critics alike will look forward to hearing again. This is Harris' first feature film, and I am eager to see more.- Slashfilm
- Posted May 13, 2026
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- Witney Seibold
If you hand Paul Feig a good script, he becomes a better director. With "The Housemaid," he doesn't just explore his characters well, but wisely delves into themes of class. The dishonesty of the rich dangles over "The Housemaid," pointing out how wealth is a moral trap. It's alluring and dangerous. Wealth is practically a living creature. It seems to be dazzling and charming and seductive, but hides its true intentions, fangs secretly in its otherwise perfect smile.- Slashfilm
- Posted Dec 16, 2025
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- Witney Seibold
Will Nobody 2 set hearts aflame? No. If this had been the first "Nobody," no one would have been clamoring for a sequel. But it is a glorious Saturday matinée, a brisk trifle for the waning days of summer. It's the kind of movie that you'll remember better for the friends you saw it with than the movie itself. And that can be one of cinema's most important functions.- Slashfilm
- Posted Aug 13, 2025
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- Witney Seibold
The Fantastic Four: First Steps is set in a world that I wouldn't mind living in. Even if there are occasional, ineffable cosmic deities plotting to devour me, and terrifying silver aliens ripping my soul apart with their eyes. "First Steps" is a superhero movie where we're already better. And I love that.- Slashfilm
- Posted Jul 22, 2025
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- Witney Seibold
Hess and his army of screenwriters (only five are credited) have taken the wisest possible route with their adaptation: A Minecraft Movie is a broad, slapstick farce without a hint of seriousness, reverence, or coolness. The most shocking thing? It's not terrible.- Slashfilm
- Posted Apr 5, 2025
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- Witney Seibold
Ultimately, Snow White is better than "Beauty and the Beast" and "The Little Mermaid" — by a long shot — but it's not as good as Branagh's "Cinderella" or Burton's "Dumbo." And, sadly, it overall still bears the boring sheen of a corporate mandate. This is another cynical enterprise, tapping into certain nostalgic images in the hopes that we'll pay for the same high we had as children.- Slashfilm
- Posted Mar 19, 2025
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- Witney Seibold
Although it doesn't possess the hard-boiled, shifty-eyed salaciousness of a traditional whodunnit, "Conclave" is certainly in the spirit of a private investigator story.- Slashfilm
- Posted Oct 23, 2024
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- Witney Seibold
Crowley may be telling a melodramatic story, but he studiously avoids sentimentality.- Slashfilm
- Posted Oct 10, 2024
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- Witney Seibold
It may not be the best Lanthimos, but it's certainly the most Lanthimos.- Slashfilm
- Posted Jun 18, 2024
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- Witney Seibold
The film may end on a bleak note, but there's some levity mixed into the very batter.- Slashfilm
- Posted May 8, 2024
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- Witney Seibold
In lesser hands, Challengers would have been a chintzy soap opera. Guadagnino, however, is able to bolster an admittedly typical soap story with an energetic style and attention to detail.- Slashfilm
- Posted Apr 12, 2024
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- Witney Seibold
Bleak, severe, and awesome, "The First Omen" is the best horror movie of the year so far.- Slashfilm
- Posted Apr 4, 2024
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- Witney Seibold
"Godzilla x Kong" is infectiously fun, raucous, and, in the 8-year-old sense, awesome. One will not take much away from "Godzilla x Kong," but you'll leave the theater with a big damn fool grin on your face.- Slashfilm
- Posted Mar 28, 2024
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- Witney Seibold
It's a lightweight, weirdly teen-friendly (but very R-rated) slumber party movie with an upbeat and liberating "be gay, do crime" vibe. It's a queer, hand grenade-shaped squeak toy.- Slashfilm
- Posted Feb 21, 2024
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- Witney Seibold
The Book of Clarence is aspirational, unique, moving, funny, weird, and very shaggy. But it's better to have a picture's cup runneth over than to present us with an empty chalice.- Slashfilm
- Posted Jan 10, 2024
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- Witney Seibold
Godzilla Minus One is one of the rare Godzilla pictures about the indomitability of the human spirit.- Slashfilm
- Posted Nov 13, 2023
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- Witney Seibold
The canon of "The Equalizer" has never taken the world by storm, usually percolating in the background of popular culture as a piece of intense ephemera. Robert McCall is a former Marine and DIA officer, but that is entirely ignored in part 3. He's a superhero played by Denzel Washington, and the filmmakers assume that is enough. For many audience members, it will be.- Slashfilm
- Posted Aug 29, 2023
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- Witney Seibold
The Way Back is a somber sports drama more interested in exploring the plight of its hero than in just the big games.- IGN
- Posted Mar 4, 2020
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- Witney Seibold
Ad Astra is grand but, rather frustratingly, it's not great. James Gray’s film is a most impressive technical achievement, and the first half is exciting and flirts with profundity. The second half, however, slows to a maddeningly sluggish pace, and the film ultimate leaves you worn out and disengaged.- IGN
- Posted Sep 18, 2019
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- Witney Seibold
Despite a problematic ending, Midsommar is an emotionally harrowing and slowly insidious journey, languidly forcing dread on the viewer, wrapping them in a weird nightmare summer camp of sunlight and cheer.- IGN
- Posted Jun 21, 2019
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- Witney Seibold
Brightburn doesn't take its satire to any kind of satisfying extreme – although a mid-credits stinger does include a larger joke at work – but as a superhero murder thriller, it is perfectly entertaining.- IGN
- Posted May 22, 2019
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- Witney Seibold
Cold Pursuit is partly a great action thriller, and Liam Neeson is still kicking plenty of butt, but the film is mostly an intriguing, relaxing, totally tuckered-out character study of old men running out of the energy required to run a criminal enterprise. As thrillers go, this one is more adult than your average.- IGN
- Posted Jan 28, 2019
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- Witney Seibold
Peter Jackson's technical ambitions sometimes muddy his otherwise moving WWI documentary They Shall Not Grow Old.- IGN
- Posted Jan 3, 2019
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- Witney Seibold
Melissa McCarthy gives one of her best performances in a surprisingly relatable story about a criminal misanthrope with a heart beating deep inside her.- IGN
- Posted Oct 17, 2018
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- Witney Seibold
The Old Man & the Gun is a fitting swan song to screen legend Robert Redford.- IGN
- Posted Sep 28, 2018
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- Witney Seibold
An exciting and scary final act makes up for a middling kid horror fantasy that is marked by a slow start and an inappropriately comedic tone.- IGN
- Posted Sep 19, 2018
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- Witney Seibold
The Equalizer 2's conventional storytelling is certainly weak, and the violence is particularly brutal, but Denzel Washington and Antoine Fuqua have created a unique Punisher-with-heart vigilante character that is a pleasant thrill to watch and a modest delight to revisit.- IGN
- Posted Jul 18, 2018
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- Witney Seibold
Certainly weird, confrontational, wildly satirical, and certainly unique, Sorry to Bother You is one of the funniest, energetic, and best films of the year.- IGN
- Posted Jul 5, 2018
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- Witney Seibold
Sicario: Day of the Soldado is a darkly thrilling film with excellent performances, and its gritty, intense action is balanced by heady themes of moral decay, but overall, because of recent political developments, it feels behind the times.- IGN
- Posted Jun 20, 2018
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- Witney Seibold
Superfly features an appealing lead, and captures small tastes of amazing, striking cool, but is also bogged down by plot and characters that reduce an otherwise slick flick into something that is more capable than amazing.- IGN
- Posted Jun 14, 2018
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