William Bibbiani

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For 587 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 68% higher than the average critic
  • 2% same as the average critic
  • 30% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 0.1 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

William Bibbiani's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 66
Highest review score: 100 I Saw the TV Glow
Lowest review score: 1 Melania
Score distribution:
  1. Negative: 72 out of 587
587 movie reviews
    • 36 Metascore
    • 60 William Bibbiani
    It’s a speedy adventure with diverse action set pieces and a mystery that boasts at least one halfway decent twist.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 81 William Bibbiani
    May very well be [Lithgow's] creepiest performance since Brian De Palma’s “Raising Cain” — and that’s saying something.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 81 William Bibbiani
    Bumblebee is, again and easily, the best “Transformers” movie. Heck, it’s probably the only genuinely good “Transformers” movie, with nary a caveat to be found. But it’s also a lively and earnest 1980s nostalgia trip, made with affection for the era and its characters and its soundtracks and its storytelling styles and, yes, even its toys.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 70 William Bibbiani
    Wheelman has a few great action sequences and one interesting idea, but is let down by a mediocre screenplay.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 90 William Bibbiani
    It takes real intelligence to make the best dumb jokes. Game Night has plenty of both, combining skilled filmmaking and ridiculous gags in equal measure, and letting the seriousness and silliness play off of each other for maximum effect.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 50 William Bibbiani
    Admittedly, it’s pretty easy to consume Wonka. After all, it’s just a piece of candy. But it’s the kind of candy that would make Willy Wonka sick to his stomach. Wonka is the sort of safe and corporate product that the hero of Wonka says we shouldn’t settle for.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 55 William Bibbiani
    Ali and Harris give Swan Song a powerful emotional honesty that’s consistently undermined by the film’s poorly developed intellectual conceits, but their combined talents are almost enough to justify this film’s existence alone.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 79 William Bibbiani
    Writer-director Mariama Diallo’s debut feature Master doesn’t just blur the lines between the horror genre and institutionalized racism; it convincingly argues that there’s no meaningful difference.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 72 William Bibbiani
    Although it’s extremely competent, it fails to add a new perspective to the story, or a distinctive approach to its telling.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 82 William Bibbiani
    A heartwarming, horrifically violent homage to the most lovable dreck ever produced outside of the studio system.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 50 William Bibbiani
    This isn’t the first sequel to desperately transplant its characters into a tropical or jungle locale, and it isn’t the best. Then again, the competition includes Weekend at Bernie’s II, Speed 2: Cruise Control and Revenge of the Nerds II: Nerds in Paradise, so it isn’t the worst either.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 50 William Bibbiani
    Hyams’ film doesn’t make the most of its concept but, although it’s not a particularly interesting slasher, it is an efficient one. Fans of the genre will no doubt have a little fun with it. The fun just isn’t infectious.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 80 William Bibbiani
    Glorious, angry, hilarious, nail-biting fun from a director, writer and cast who all know exactly what they’re doing, and relish in the fact that they’re practically getting away with murder.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 76 William Bibbiani
    At last, an Aronofsky film where it doesn’t feel like he hates us. O brave new world, that has such movies in it.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 75 William Bibbiani
    The LEGO Movie 2 isn’t quite as funny or as brilliantly executed as the original, but it’s an ambitious, likable sequel. Kids will enjoy it and adults will appreciate that the filmmakers took it seriously, and tried to say something meaningful. Just don’t think about it too much, because the LEGO universe is often weird and confusing.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 70 William Bibbiani
    Screamboat' is not a great movie by any stretch but if Ricky Jay was editing this footage in a scene from 'Boogie Nights,' he’d have to turn to Burt Reynolds and admit: 'It’s a real film.'
    • 65 Metascore
    • 84 William Bibbiani
    For a sequel to a nearly 30-year-old movie, Twisters miraculously stands out against the modern blockbuster landscape. Just like Twister did back in 1996. It’s the rare legacy sequel done right.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 44 William Bibbiani
    The pros don’t come from trustworthy sources and the cons require a lot more elaboration.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 50 William Bibbiani
    Scott Cooper directs Hostiles with an eye for quote-unquote “greatness” but the actual material simply isn’t deep enough to justify the solemn presentation. It’s not entertaining, it’s not illuminating, it’s not even complicated. It’s mostly just a bummer.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 43 William Bibbiani
    The new movie’s twists can only exist if they don’t contradict the previous films, so only a few surprises are even possible and those surprises can only happen in unsurprising ways.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 80 William Bibbiani
    Matt Shakman has done something Marvel Studios doesn’t do very well anymore. He’s made a superhero movie that embraces the 'super' part. And the 'hero' part. And the 'movie' part.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 66 William Bibbiani
    On one hand this reads like a Chaucer story, albeit a modern one that tackles topics even Chaucer would have struggled with. On the other, arch is still arch, so it may be hard for some audiences to appreciate Jackman’s wavelength.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 78 William Bibbiani
    Another star-making performance by Mia Goth — surely she’s a star now, right? How many star-making performances does it take? — and a trip back to the seedier side of a decade that’s been sanitized within an inch of its life by condescending corporate exploitation.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 77 William Bibbiani
    It’s easy to see what attracted Fraser to this material, since it’s almost mechanically designed to make him look good as an actor, and enchanting as a star.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 82 William Bibbiani
    An intimate and sensual and highly forking successful debut from Amrou Al-Kadhi.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 57 William Bibbiani
    It’s not bad, guys. But guys, it’s not good.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 50 William Bibbiani
    It’s not very funny, it’s not very dramatic. There’s a spark of intelligence here, a valid critique of doomsday culture and escapism, but it’s the sort of message you can easily get off of a cocktail napkin.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 68 William Bibbiani
    It’s impressive to see Orley mask the shiny simplicity of Big Time Adolescence in finely-calibrated performances and observant, mostly realistic dialogue, but the disguise falls apart after a while.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 83 William Bibbiani
    For all the emotional resonance and action-packed blockbuster mayhem in Guardians of the Galaxy Volume 3, it’s still got a lot of impish nonsense, jarring tonal shifts, and enough morbidity and outright gore that it’s now abundantly clear that the PG-13 rating doesn’t mean anything more. This is a movie that will probably traumatize some kids and maybe a few adults.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 58 William Bibbiani
    One emerges from the theater thinking we may have just had a good time, but the more it sits with you, the more you realize that no matter how epic the battles were — and they certainly were epic — they didn’t have anywhere near the same impact as the original.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 34 William Bibbiani
    It’s a frustratingly superficial, judgmental, surface-level thriller that undermines all its scariest moments by getting distracted at all the wrong times.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 88 William Bibbiani
    The only annoying thing about Summer of 69 is that this is the exact kind of laugh out loud, emotionally satisfying, share-it-with-a-friend comedy that would probably find a sizable audience in theaters — and instead it’s a Hulu exclusive.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 81 William Bibbiani
    Anna and the Apocalypse is a delightful Christmas/horror/comedy/musical hybrid, with a great cast, entertaining gore and a storyline that’s easy to take seriously… even though it’s fundamentally absurd.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 50 William Bibbiani
    The first two courses of this three-course meal were on the bland side. The third course is exciting, but by that point our appetite has waned, our interest in the company has dissipated, and we’re pretty much ready to go home.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 80 William Bibbiani
    Morgan Neville may have made the latest in a long line of giant LEGO commercials, but he’s made one with real human decency and soul.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 58 William Bibbiani
    Ash
    The word Competent! rarely makes it into a movie’s marketing materials no matter how accurate it is.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 70 William Bibbiani
    Minahan has made a film about embracing life when you’re not legally allowed to, and he refuses to make watching it a misery, no matter how rough it gets.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 45 William Bibbiani
    All the human strife, all the political squabbling, comes across like an excuse to be “badass” but high-minded about it. The film’s shootouts are “cool” but lack anything resembling a meaningful perspective, so when the characters talk about the political rationales for their violence, it rings hollow. And when the bullets fly, nothing else seems like it ever mattered.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 74 William Bibbiani
    It’s Diane von Fürstenberg’s life and I’m not even sure the rest of us get to live in it. We’re just allowed to peek through the window and be dazzled.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 31 William Bibbiani
    It’s a film with violence but no edge, just a disturbing idea which plays out to a grim and unsatisfying conclusion, unexplored and uninteresting.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 80 William Bibbiani
    Damsel is viciously whimsical, if such a thing is possible, and it’s thrillingly subversive. But the punchline comes early, and it’s only repeated as the film progresses.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 78 William Bibbiani
    Unsane is a creepy little thriller, with a concept that could terrify just about anybody, and a plot that wobbles but ultimately stays on the rails. Claire Foy gives a standout performance and Steven Soderbergh’s intimate visual style sells the idea that we are watching something horribly sinister get revealed.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 78 William Bibbiani
    It’s fun to watch clever people think their way out of impossible situations. What Berk and Olsen do in Villains is make it wildly entertaining to watch not-so-clever people try to do the same things.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 79 William Bibbiani
    Alpha comes close to greatness, specifically that rare kind of greatness that we reserve for timeless epics, or at least gorgeous Frank Frazetta illustrations. The story and protagonist aren’t quite rich enough to take it to the next level.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 82 William Bibbiani
    On one hand, Goldhaber’s film is a terrifying, stark, oppressive horror film that outscares the other modern slashers. On the other it’s an intelligent treatise on the grim obsession we have with being obsessively grim.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 74 William Bibbiani
    If we absolutely must have another “Matrix” movie, if we can’t just let it be, then let it be this weird one. Let it be a film with an existential crisis. Let it be a film that’s half a nostalgia cash-in and half a biopic about a filmmaker who’s forced to make a nostalgia cash-in.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 83 William Bibbiani
    The sort of feel good family film the House of Mouse used to know how to make before the middling box office for Mira Nair’s exquisite 'Queen of Katwe' made them panic and delete all their files on how to inspire young audiences.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 78 William Bibbiani
    It may not be a great movie, but Timotheé Chalamet delivers a performance so vibrant that it almost rubs off on everything else, and he’s matched in every scene by Steve Carell, Maura Tierney and Amy Ryan.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 50 William Bibbiani
    If all you want is another Beverly Hills Cop, here it is. If you want a great new Beverly Hills Cop, keep waiting.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 77 William Bibbiani
    It’s a sweet story about someone who doesn’t know what their story is. It’s a funny film about seriously figuring yourself out. It’s a serious film about pain, in which no one intentionally inflicts it. Craig Johnson might not have made a particularly strange film, but it’s a particularly kind one, and it’s worth loving.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 93 William Bibbiani
    Let the Corpses Tan is high-octane high art. It’s incredibly violent. It’s unexpectedly playful. It’s strikingly sumptuous. And its depths could easily be mistaken for shallow stylistic overtures. But if you examine the surface more closely, you’ll discover it’s impressively smart. It may be one of the most rapturous movies of its kind.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 79 William Bibbiani
    It’s gorgeous, it’s distinctive, it’s quirky, it’s definitely about mermaids, and it might just make you question your sanity.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 80 William Bibbiani
    Allswell is one of those rare movies that feels less like a cinematic presentation and more like a personal invitation into someone’s home.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 75 William Bibbiani
    There’s hope to be found in There’s Something in the Water, in the good intentions and implacable drive of the protesters.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 85 William Bibbiani
    Bettinelli-Olpin and Gillett’s latest film sharply combines multiple genres and tropes — a few of which are an actual surprise — and sculpts them into a bloody blast of a movie. Literally.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 88 William Bibbiani
    A sick and twisted work of comic genius where the punchlines punch so hard you’ll explode.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 50 William Bibbiani
    If In Your Dreams was too entertaining it would contradict its own message about the perils of escapism. But it might not be entertaining enough to make audiences want to stay until the message comes through. Call it a design flaw.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 40 William Bibbiani
    The only way ‘Avatar: Fire and Ash’ could be more hypocritical, and taken less seriously, is if the characters also yelled “Hypocrisy sucks!” while sitting on Whoopee cushions.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 73 William Bibbiani
    Chandor’s film isn’t malleable enough to fit into the moral grey zones into which it ventures; it’s too battle-hardened for that. But it’s an ambitious and absorbing above-average thriller with something deeper on its mind, making this sometimes somber journey worthwhile.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 88 William Bibbiani
    Heart Eyes seems destined to become a Valentine’s Day favorite, that rare horror movie with a great and charming love story, and that even rarer romantic comedy with a great and savage serial killer.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 77 William Bibbiani
    Austin Peters’ Skincare knows exactly what it’s doing, balancing a sense of total desperation with just enough camp to convey its nightmarish situations without ruining your day.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 64 William Bibbiani
    The Bluff isn’t a bad pirate movie. If anything, it has so little competition these days that it’s probably 'the best pirate movie in years' by default. But that’s damning the film with faint praise, or possibly praising it with faint damnation.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 75 William Bibbiani
    It’s one of the great horror sequels, for about an hour. Then it’s a cautionary tale about how not to make a horror sequel, for about an hour.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 79 William Bibbiani
    Vice is a funny and vicious political commentary, revealing in clear, thrilling detail a man whom filmmaker Adam McKay considers one of the most insidious and dangerous political figures of the last fifty years. But that viciousness also makes Vice one-sided, even reductive.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 89 William Bibbiani
    Ocean’s 8 is the most satisfying installment in the franchise. The all-star cast is impeccable, the shift in focus yields sharp insights, and the heist itself is wily and enjoyable. What the film lacks in suspense it makes up for in style, and that style has undeniable substance.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 71 William Bibbiani
    As They Made Us is a very forgiving film about seemingly unforgivable pain, which is to say that it has been made with a lot of unconditional love.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 77 William Bibbiani
    “Pompo” reveals itself to be a film about why not every single thing you do as an artist is special, and how admitting that can lead to stronger, more efficient storytelling.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 85 William Bibbiani
    Tucked safely away from most of the cinematic universe shenanigans, Blue Beetle is a self-contained and smartly crafted film that ranks among the DCEU’s very best. Even though, admittedly, that doesn’t say nearly as much as it ought to.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 79 William Bibbiani
    It’s an engaging slasher movie amusement park ride – but just like any amusement park ride, it’s not as exhilarating the sixth time around, it probably won’t impress you with its subtext, and you can usually see the ending coming around the bend.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 59 William Bibbiani
    An ordinary feature that could have been extraordinary as a series of three shorts. Instead, this is what we’ve got: a vaguely watchable animated Christmas movie that only works in fits and starts.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 80 William Bibbiani
    It’s still sweet, it’s still funny, it’s still freaky, and it’s still Friday. Thank God.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 82 William Bibbiani
    "Scandalous” is a fast-paced documentary, packed with incident and information, as tantalizing as an old issue of the Enquirer itself.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 75 William Bibbiani
    It’s a movie about cool people looking and acting cool, for the enjoyment of the (probably uncool) people in the audience. They call it ‘star power’ because it dazzles.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 93 William Bibbiani
    This new Scream is a killer. Smartly scary and scary smart, consistent with the history of this series but unafraid to piss off fans if it’s for the good of the story. This satire of requels may very well be the first requel done right. It’s a scream, baby.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 89 William Bibbiani
    If Overlord was a video game, it would be a great one. It just happens to be a movie, and it’s a great one of those too. It hits all old-school genre tropes so hard that they make new noises, and infuses cheesy grindhouse thrills with all the “you are there” intensity of a great interactive experience.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 80 William Bibbiani
    Say what you will about the premise, but if you think that’s all there is to 'Goat,' you’re going to bleat those words.

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