William Bibbiani

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IGN, The Film Verdict, TheWrap
For 586 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 68% higher than the average critic
  • 2% same as the average critic
  • 30% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 0.1 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

William Bibbiani's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 66
Highest review score: 100 I Saw the TV Glow
Lowest review score: 1 Melania
Score distribution:
  1. Positive: 365 out of 586
  2. Mixed: 149 out of 586
  3. Negative: 72 out of 586
586 movie reviews
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    • 29 Metascore
    • 30 William Bibbiani
    Animal Farm
    The problem isn’t that the new 'Animal Farm' is unfaithful, it’s that the changes aren’t an improvement.
    • 39 Metascore
    • 25 William Bibbiani
    Michael
    It’s just feature-length publicity, and it plays like damage control.
    • 37 Metascore
    • 25 William Bibbiani
    The Super Mario Galaxy Movie
    So lacking in substance and purpose that after a while you can’t even hear the dialogue over the incessant sound of Aristotle’s ghost punching himself.
    • 26 Metascore
    • 22 William Bibbiani
    Psycho Killer
    Sadly, Psycho Killer wasn’t made with style in mind. Actually, it doesn’t seem to have anything on its mind."
    • 19 Metascore
    • 35 William Bibbiani
    The Strangers: Chapter 3
    They just tried to do the same schtick, but longer and worse, and let’s face it, 'longer and worse' is only the goal if you’re trying to torture somebody.
    • 37 Metascore
    • 15 William Bibbiani
    Relationship Goals
    It’s just shameless promotion for a book about relationship advice, released on a streaming service that also sells happens to sell the book. It even features lines like, 'This story hit so hard I Amazoned a copy of ‘Relationship Goals’ right away.
    • 5 Metascore
    • 1 William Bibbiani
    Melania
    Melania is the feature film version of that wedding video in Love Actually, the one where the best man spent the whole event obsessively filming the bride ... Ratner made a film that makes Ratner look more invested in Melania Trump than her husband, which is a really weird vibe to shoot for.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 31 William Bibbiani
    Anaconda
    This new Anaconda is so busy talking about how silly it is to make a new Anaconda that it never actually makes a good 'Anaconda.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 39 William Bibbiani
    Goodbye June
    Goodbye June is just hyperemotional tourism. We’re lookie-loos popping our heads in for the saddest moment in this family’s lives. We don’t even get to know them very well.
    • 39 Metascore
    • 32 William Bibbiani
    Ella McCay
    Ella McCay' is a film about American politics in the same way that Pixar’s 'Cars' is a movie about cars. As in yes, these are definitely films about politics and cars. But no, politics and cars don't work like that.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 39 William Bibbiani
    Keeper
    A slapdash effort from an otherwise great artist.
    • 41 Metascore
    • 30 William Bibbiani
    Shelby Oaks
    Yes, the movie looks scary. So scary it could almost be confused for a scary movie. Almost. But only if you’re not paying attention, and miss how shallow, derivative and underwritten it is.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 35 William Bibbiani
    The Twits
    Set aside for a moment that the movie is literally hard to look at: it’s also tonally chaotic, and repeatedly trips over its own unspeakable horrors, before falling face-first into bowls of insufferable sugar.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 39 William Bibbiani
    TRON: Ares
    Tron: Ares has, in no uncertain terms, a great frickin’ soundtrack. The movie, on other hand, completely sucks.
    • 28 Metascore
    • 31 William Bibbiani
    The Strangers: Chapter 2
    The Strangers: Chapter 2' is an improvement on 'The Strangers: Chapter 1.' Then again, a moderate case of food poisoning is an improvement on a severe one.
    • 38 Metascore
    • 30 William Bibbiani
    Him
    You learn about as much from the movie as you do from the trailer, and the trailer is free to watch and saves you a lot of time.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 35 William Bibbiani
    The Map That Leads to You
    It’s so divorced from reality that it’s practically grounds for divorce.
    • 23 Metascore
    • 9 William Bibbiani
    Bride Hard
    There’s an old expression that goes, 'If you can’t think of anything nice to say, don’t say anything at all.' I propose we update that a little. 'If you can’t think of anything nice to say, you’re probably talking about Bride Hard.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 30 William Bibbiani
    The King of Kings
    It’s impossible to watch a film in which Jesus Christ says it’s wrong to profit from religion and then watch the filmmakers panhandle for profit at the end. At least, not without imagining the screen getting struck by lightning.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 35 William Bibbiani
    Snow White
    There’s nothing wrong with Disney’s live-action remake of 'Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs' that couldn’t be fixed by making it 26 minutes shorter, 88 years ago and in hand-drawn animation.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 8 William Bibbiani
    The Alto Knights
    So let me be absolutely, 100% clear: “The Alto Knights” is indeed a bad movie, but not the good kind. It doesn’t make you feel alive, it makes you feel dead. It’s a tedious, directionless, bumbling chore of a gangster picture, incoherently written and edited, featuring two of the limpest performances of Robert De Niro’s career.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 30 William Bibbiani
    Captain America: Brave New World
    There’s nothing brave about this movie. There’s nothing new either. And sure, it technically takes place in the world, but one out of three is bad.
    • 38 Metascore
    • 35 William Bibbiani
    Kinda Pregnant
    For thousands of years it’s been believed that laughter is the best medicine. Unfortunately, it appears that the laughs in the new Netflix comedy 'Kinda Pregnant' have been recalled.
    • 38 Metascore
    • 39 William Bibbiani
    Flight Risk
    Anyway, it’s also weird to find a mediocre straight-to-DVD action movie inside of a major movie theater, instead of in the bargain bin at a Big Lots in 2010.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 39 William Bibbiani
    A Complete Unknown
    A superficial illustration of the artist’s allure, interspersed with endless, increasingly comical shots of people watching him perform and smiling beatifically.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 39 William Bibbiani
    Absolution
    Neeson]’s trapped once again in tired tough guy material, bringing gravity to a film that’s already dragging him — and the audience — down.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 30 William Bibbiani
    Canary Black
    A cheeseburger on Amazon Prime’s value menu, but they left out the cheese. And the meat.
    • 41 Metascore
    • 37 William Bibbiani
    Venom: The Last Dance
    A road trip fugitive movie which barely works as a road trip, or as a fugitive movie, or as a movie.
    • 34 Metascore
    • 5 William Bibbiani
    Uglies
    A textbook example of what happens when movies are treated like content, something to fill a quota, not to be thought about or enjoyed, so that Netflix can tell their subscribers technically they have a new exclusive movie this week, quality be damned. And in this case quality was indeed damned. It was damned straight to hell.
    • 22 Metascore
    • 15 William Bibbiani
    Reagan
    Sean McNamara’s fawning and superficial biopic about the 40th president of the United States treats the political figure as a godlike messiah who was placed on this Earth to vanquish America’s enemies, foreign and domestic, and fall perfectly in love with the perfect woman while riding horses dramatically across the California hills.
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