For 1,284 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 49% higher than the average critic
  • 3% same as the average critic
  • 48% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 2.9 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

V.A. Musetto's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 63
Highest review score: 100 Lorna's Silence
Lowest review score: 0 Controlled Chaos
Score distribution:
1284 movie reviews
    • 41 Metascore
    • 50 V.A. Musetto
    The documentary is unapologetically one-sided, and spends more time canonizing Abu-Jamal than exploring the murder and trial themselves. Still it raises issues of racism in America (flashback to George Wallace) that are worthy of discussion.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 50 V.A. Musetto
    The film is one-sided and at times unfocused, but it makes a lot of sense politically.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 50 V.A. Musetto
    The classical music is soothing, the cinematography handsome and the acting strong, but the Swedish coming-of-age saga Simon and the Oaks is burdened with a sappy, soap-opera-ish script.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 50 V.A. Musetto
    Borba keeps referring to himself as "a hero," but the directors, Burt Sun and André Costantini, never delve into his psyche. On the plus side is Costantini's luscious cinematography.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 50 V.A. Musetto
    The siblings react with humor and horror to what they discover. So will many viewers of this self-indulgent but engaging work.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 50 V.A. Musetto
    The presentation is conventional in style but uplifting in spirit, and worth seeing even if you know nothing about basketball.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 50 V.A. Musetto
    All are subjects worthy of discussion, but tackling them in one film disrupts the movie's momentum and shortchanges viewers. Baichwal could have devoted a single film to just BP's disgraceful behavior.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 50 V.A. Musetto
    Szumowska provides lurid scenes of perverted sex, but she offers no new insight into the sordid world of prostitution and the dangers sex workers face. Nor does she flesh out Charlotte and Alicja. The result is a superficial and voyeuristic film.
    • 30 Metascore
    • 50 V.A. Musetto
    My Way is not, as the title might suggest, a Frank Sinatra biopic. No, it's an eye-popping, empty-headed World War II epic made in South Korea.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 50 V.A. Musetto
    Despite the title, there is no nudity in the Chinese rom-com Love in the Buff, although there is a lot of risqué language.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 50 V.A. Musetto
    The movie is a pleasant way to spend time in the dark, especially for Francophiles, but it won't leave any lasting impression.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 50 V.A. Musetto
    The script is cliché-ridden and ends on an overly sentimental note.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 50 V.A. Musetto
    At 132 minutes, the film is at least half an hour too long. Nobody asked me, but the best solution would be to keep the action sequences (such as the robbery of a horse-drawn steam train, an homage to Sergio Leone's "Once Upon a Time in the West''), and scrap the allegedly "witty'' dialogue and difficult-to-follow plot twists.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 50 V.A. Musetto
    Sexploitation and art blend uneasily in Crazy Horse.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 50 V.A. Musetto
    An interesting debut for director Pesce, although it isn't worth running out to see. Wait for it to hit the small screen.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 50 V.A. Musetto
    Vincent Bal's film should appeal to kids, cat lovers and felines. I give it two stars, and my cat, Audrey, gives it three meows.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 50 V.A. Musetto
    The contrived script lacks subtlety, rendering most characters as stereotypes.
    • 40 Metascore
    • 50 V.A. Musetto
    The generic plot is redeemed by exciting action sequences, good-looking location photography and a hot sex scene involving a femme fatale named Lea (pixie-haired Melanie Thierry).
    • 62 Metascore
    • 50 V.A. Musetto
    The film opens with a disclaimer: "Although based on real events and people, this is a work of fiction." There should be another warning: Unless you're up to date on French politics, a lot of Googling is needed to follow the players.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 50 V.A. Musetto
    Young Goethe looks great, and the cast is appealing. But the story is riddled with clichés and fabrications.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 50 V.A. Musetto
    Yearning for an exciting African adventure? Oka! isn't it.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 50 V.A. Musetto
    Has a few things going for it -- a winning performance by Luchini and a small role by Pedro Almodóvar favorite Carmen Maura. But these talented folks can't compensate for a plot that strains credulity and lacks badly needed social bite. Wait for the DVD.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 50 V.A. Musetto
    A protegé of Gus Van Sant, Archer -- who also makes short films and music videos -- has a wild imagination he has trouble harnessing. He doesn't know the meaning of "too much." But Barkin, in short, blond hair, is superb, as usual, and Aaron Platt's cinematography is stunning. Here's hoping Archer gets his s - - t together in feature No. 3.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 50 V.A. Musetto
    3
    Tykwer exhibits a fondness for split screens and other eye candy but no interest in formalities like character and plot development. By the time we reach the kitchy final scene, we've had our fill of visual tricks.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 50 V.A. Musetto
    This new movie features stylishly filmed and choreographed battles. But in between the set pieces is a lot of sentimental blather that slows down the film. More action, less talk should be the order of the day, but it isn't.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 50 V.A. Musetto
    All this is loads of fun, but after a while sensory overload sets in, dulling the mind. Even in a kung-fu flick, more isn't always better.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 50 V.A. Musetto
    It's a clever concept that should play well on TV and the Internet. But as a big-screen movie, Life in a Day -- which lists brothers Tony and Ridley Scott as producers -- elicits a shrug and a question: Who cares?
    • 48 Metascore
    • 50 V.A. Musetto
    Trouble is, the movie is only sporadically funny, and the concept soon grows tiresome. In fact, you could say that there's too much downtime in Autoerotic.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 50 V.A. Musetto
    A downer that too often resorts to melodrama.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 50 V.A. Musetto
    Hugh Jackman appears briefly as Sophia's Aussie boyfriend, and gets to perform a lively song-and-dance number. But for some strange reason, his name isn't in the credits.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 50 V.A. Musetto
    The opening credits of Gangster's Paradise note that it was "inspired by real events." It would be more accurate to say that the film was inspired by Brian De Palma's "Scarface" and similar fare.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 50 V.A. Musetto
    Potash's film tells an important and disturbing story, but his presentation is uninspired and non-cinematic. It's best left to TV.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 50 V.A. Musetto
    Ultimately breaks down under the weight of too many characters and unbelievable twists.
    • 22 Metascore
    • 50 V.A. Musetto
    Levy's innovative movie should appeal to mumblecore fans while perplexing mainstream audiences.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 50 V.A. Musetto
    Strained and mildly amusing. The real reason to see the movie is the delightful performance by Sara Forestier, who rightly won the French version of the Oscar for her portrayal of the carefree Baya.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 50 V.A. Musetto
    Buck is best left to TV, where it will land soon. It's "The Horse Whisperer" that should be seen on the big screen.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 50 V.A. Musetto
    While I have no argument with Leeson's political views, her presentation -- mostly a succession of talking heads -- is dry and uninspired. These women deserve better.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 50 V.A. Musetto
    If the plot of the Argentine soaper Puzzle seems familiar, that's because it's nearly identical to the story in the French movie "Queen To Play."
    • 63 Metascore
    • 50 V.A. Musetto
    Not a definitive portrait of the designer, nor does it pretend to be. But it should be of interest to viewers even if there's not a single YSL label in their wardrobes.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 50 V.A. Musetto
    Too bad the script is predictable at every turn.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 50 V.A. Musetto
    Earthwork is best left to TV.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 50 V.A. Musetto
    Too bad it lacks a substantial story to go along with the kick-ass combat scenes.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 50 V.A. Musetto
    Unpretentious, TV-style documentary.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 50 V.A. Musetto
    There's little new in Armadillo.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 50 V.A. Musetto
    Overall, however, it's sappy and predictable -- fun to watch, perhaps, but instantly forgettable.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 50 V.A. Musetto
    As my cat, Audrey, will confirm, I love animals. But I draw the line at having lions, tigers, gigantic snakes, bears and other predators as pets. Other people have different opinions.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 50 V.A. Musetto
    It's just that the script, which Ozon adapted from a play, is lightweight and better-suited to stage than screen.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 50 V.A. Musetto
    Suffers from a lack of focus and a sitcom script.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 50 V.A. Musetto
    Beautifully filmed and well-acted, "The Gift to Stalin," directed by Rustem Abdrashev, has its schmaltzy, cliched moments, including an unnecessary finale in Jerusalem.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 50 V.A. Musetto
    Sadly, with the Soviet Union gone, the art faces a new enemy: Islamic extremists.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 50 V.A. Musetto
    It's also sugary and has a silly tear-jerker ending. But I found myself laughing at the film's gentle humor, anyway.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 50 V.A. Musetto
    An example of style over substance. There's lots of slo-mo and jittery hand-held camera work, and references to the French New Wave (especially François Truffaut), but little depth.
    • 39 Metascore
    • 50 V.A. Musetto
    An uplifting story to be sure, but director-producer David Swajeski doesn't do it justice.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 50 V.A. Musetto
    Kekilli delivers a perfectly tuned performance. Too bad the script is often clunky and melodramatic, as the first-time director, Vienna-born Feo Aladag, tries to manipulate viewers' emotions.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 50 V.A. Musetto
    Call it "The Doom Generation II." Gregg Araki's Kaboom returns to the trippy ways of his 1995 erotic head trip.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 50 V.A. Musetto
    A slim story that becomes schmaltzy at the end.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 50 V.A. Musetto
    Director Michelle Esrick, who followed Wavy around for 10 years, journeys from Manhattan to Woodstock to Nepal to the hills of California to tell Wavy's story. The journey is entertaining, whether you witnessed the 1960s firsthand or heard about it from your grandparents.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 50 V.A. Musetto
    The longer director Jan Hrebejk's film goes on, the more complex the relationships become, until the film becomes little more than a talkathon.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 50 V.A. Musetto
    The clichéd, heavy-handed script lets them down.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 50 V.A. Musetto
    None of its characters is especially interesting.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 50 V.A. Musetto
    If you want an introduction to the director's work, you're better off with "La Belle Noiseuse" (1991) and his masterpiece, "Celine and Julie Go Boating" (1974).
    • 68 Metascore
    • 50 V.A. Musetto
    The Inheritance has a promising start but soon becomes preachy and melodramatic.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 50 V.A. Musetto
    A sweet comedy with a bright cast and few surprises, the film did well in China, where it was aimed at teenagers. Since Hilary Duff isn't in the cast, its success probably won't cross over to America.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 50 V.A. Musetto
    Glosses over the depression and alcoholism that have bedeviled Walker as well as any relationships he might have had. But that doesn't make the film any less interesting.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 50 V.A. Musetto
    The film is loving but shallow.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 50 V.A. Musetto
    At nearly two hours, Big Man Japan is clever (in a sick sort of way) but overlong. It needs judicious editing -- more mockumentary, fewer superhero antics.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 50 V.A. Musetto
    Starts as a serious examination of the two women's lives, but it descends into a mushy melodrama complete with schmaltzy music and dewy cinematography.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 50 V.A. Musetto
    Pleasant enough, with funny moments.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 50 V.A. Musetto
    Brabbee, artistic director of the Nantucket Film Festival, is to be commended for her dedication to this project, but the film isn't hefty enough for a theatrical release. Public TV would be a better showcase.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 50 V.A. Musetto
    Darkly funny (par for the course with Miike), visually stunning and full of references to other films.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 50 V.A. Musetto
    Things move so swiftly and confusingly that there's little time to explore any of the people in depth. Less style and more substance is definitely called for.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 50 V.A. Musetto
    It's always enjoyable watching Depardieu and Deneuve, but they deserve better material than they've been given by Techine.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 50 V.A. Musetto
    Delivers an important message, and its underwater photography is breathtaking. But Stewart lessens the impact by focusing much too much on himself. Did he really have to go into detail about his own health problems? This should be a movie about sharks, not Stewart.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 50 V.A. Musetto
    The movie is no more than a TV sitcom stretched to feature length. All that's missing is the laugh track.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 50 V.A. Musetto
    The film tends to be pretentious and melodramatic; and Grant, better suited to comic roles, gives a heavy-handed performance.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 50 V.A. Musetto
    If you're going to make a documentary about Leonard Cohen, the singer-songwriter, you should have him perform some of his better-known melodies, like "Suzanne."
    • 36 Metascore
    • 50 V.A. Musetto
    An old-fashioned soaper that will please or not, depending on a viewer's tolerance for schmaltz.
    • 34 Metascore
    • 50 V.A. Musetto
    The director, Queens-born Adam Watstein, who also edited and co-produced, deserves credit for making a film with modest resources.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 50 V.A. Musetto
    An affable comedy that, unfortunately, has too many characters and subplots for its own good. The film also could do without the stereotypical character of a gay wedding planner who is supposed to be funny -- but is just embarrassing and clichéd.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 50 V.A. Musetto
    Despite some fancy editing, Forget Baghdad is forgettable.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 50 V.A. Musetto
    PAGING Pedro Almodovar! We have a movie badly in need of your help.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 50 V.A. Musetto
    An overdone sex comedy.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 50 V.A. Musetto
    You can't quarrel with the lensing and acting, but the overabundance of coincidences keeps Vivere from reaching its full potential.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 50 V.A. Musetto
    The direction is never more than conventional, with a tear-inducing finale better suited to a TV soap opera.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 50 V.A. Musetto
    Borderline clichéd, and it makes getting a US visa seem way too easy. But I can think of much worse ways to spend an hour and a half than watching this absurdist comedy.
    • 18 Metascore
    • 50 V.A. Musetto
    For one thing, it goes on too long. But it looks good, the cast is perky.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 50 V.A. Musetto
    Wavers between (sometimes) brilliant and (mostly) boring. But it would be wrong to call it a failure.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 50 V.A. Musetto
    Johnny Depp puts in a cameo declaring that "most Americans believe the clichés about Gypsies." Unfortunately, the well-intentioned film never gets beyond clichés itself.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 50 V.A. Musetto
    Riding Alone features a moving performance by Takakura (often called the Asian Clint Eastwood), as well as pretty cinematography. But the mushy script, co-written by Zhang, never rises above that of a TV soap opera.
    • 82 Metascore
    • 50 V.A. Musetto
    Days of Glory has good intentions and a well-executed combat scene, but it could do with more originality.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 50 V.A. Musetto
    There are moments of fun (an aphrodisiac-laced dessert, for example), but generally the humor seems warmed-over.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 50 V.A. Musetto
    An interesting but flawed look at the birth of the French New Wave.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 50 V.A. Musetto
    The film has no ready answers, although it becomes abundantly clear that both those for and against charter schools are more concerned with covering their own asses than with helping students get a quality education.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 50 V.A. Musetto
    Under writer-helmer Rehana Mirza, the acting and direction are workmanlike, but the plot is full of hackneyed characters and contrived events better suited to TV than the big screen.
    • 39 Metascore
    • 50 V.A. Musetto
    Has some witty dialogue and sprightly performances by Karen Black, Andrea Marcovicci, Victoria Tennant and others.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 50 V.A. Musetto
    It pains me to report that his Zebraman is a disappointment.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 50 V.A. Musetto
    Carion, in his feature debut, means well, and his characters are lovable. But the plot is so predictable and sentimental that viewers are likely to lose interest before Sandrine and her goats walk off into the sunset.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 50 V.A. Musetto
    If you're looking for great action scenes, you've found them. But if you desire more than eye candy, such as character and plot development and historical accuracy, you'll have to look elsewhere.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 50 V.A. Musetto
    You know exactly how this thing is going to turn out before it's even half over.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 50 V.A. Musetto
    The biggest problem is Wong's decision to cast Norah Jones as Elizabeth, a New Yorker who hits the road after a love affair goes bad. Jones, in her first movie, can't act. (There, I said it!)

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