Susan Wloszczyna

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For 678 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 53% higher than the average critic
  • 3% same as the average critic
  • 44% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 7.8 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Susan Wloszczyna's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 58
Highest review score: 100 The Silence of the Lambs
Lowest review score: 0 Amos & Andrew
Score distribution:
678 movie reviews
    • 96 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    The first all computer-animated feature, which brings a bedroom of playthings to bouncy life, is yummy eye candy spiked with 3-D-style tactile treats.
    • 96 Metascore
    • 88 Susan Wloszczyna
    A somber, meditative, almost poetic film that delivers the horrors of bondage stripped down and head-on.
    • 94 Metascore
    • 100 Susan Wloszczyna
    If you prefer acting prowess over “Star Wars,” you won’t do better at year’s end than observing Rampling (she of the withering stare) and Courtenay (he of the soulful gaze), two stalwarts of that wonderful wave of British talent that hit our shores in the ‘60s, as they perform a finely calibrated pas de deux.
    • 93 Metascore
    • 88 Susan Wloszczyna
    It is also one of the better solo directing debuts by an actor in recent memory. Hardly a false step is taken by Greta Gerwig in her semi-autobiographical script that centers on Lady Bird’s final year at her rather progressive Catholic high school.
    • 93 Metascore
    • 100 Susan Wloszczyna
    [Maren Ade] fully embraces the inherent awkwardness of a testy emotional bond and tackles it to the ground, all the while mining it for heartfelt humor without the all-too-common safety net of predictability found in big-budget Hollywood fare.
    • 88 Metascore
    • 88 Susan Wloszczyna
    A little slapstick, a little action, rich characters and a whopping serving of wit. All baked to near-perfection.
    • USA Today
    • 88 Metascore
    • 100 Susan Wloszczyna
    What's most amazing is the finely nuanced performances these bits and bytes deliver.
    • 87 Metascore
    • 100 Susan Wloszczyna
    Director Gillian Armstrong takes the delicate snow globe that is Little Women and gives it a bold new shake. [21 Dec 1994]
    • USA Today
    • 48 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    Sinbad steers First Kid past mediocrity. [30 Aug 1996]
    • USA Today
    • 87 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    With the astonishingly assured newcomer Jason Schwartzman to bounce off of, Murray has his best comic foil since those feisty rodents in Groundhog Day and Caddyshack. [5 February 1999, Life, p.11E]
    • USA Today
    • 86 Metascore
    • 88 Susan Wloszczyna
    An intensely felt cinematic experience.
    • 86 Metascore
    • 88 Susan Wloszczyna
    Small-town setting, big-time charm. Paul Newman is no fool for taking this perfect-fit role as a hard-luck construction worker who reunites with his son. [03 Feb 1995, p.4D]
    • USA Today
    • 13 Metascore
    • 25 Susan Wloszczyna
    Not since Andy Kaufman's reign of terror has a supposed funnyman been so self-indulgently persistent in testing a fan's patience.
    • 86 Metascore
    • 100 Susan Wloszczyna
    A movie with this kind of haunting power comes along only once every decade or so. [20 February 1991, Life, p.11D]
    • USA Today
    • 85 Metascore
    • 100 Susan Wloszczyna
    Amy
    This is the Amy Winehouse few of us ever got to witness, radiating cheeky self-confidence and finding joy in sharing her considerable gifts.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    Much like the way that Stubby was often underestimated before he found his calling, I came into this film not expecting how much I would appreciate a more thoughtful use of animation to tell an engaging story.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 38 Susan Wloszczyna
    Except for a brief episode in which singer Chris Isaak and Kiefer Sutherland make like an FBI Rocky and Bullwinkle, this is a morbidly joyless affair. You'll feel as drained as one of Cooper's mugs of joe watching homecoming queen Laura drown in a whirlpool of sex and drugs. [31 Aug 1992]
    • USA Today
    • 15 Metascore
    • 38 Susan Wloszczyna
    Can't scare up a decent plot.
    • 85 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    We are happy to report there is intelligent life in feature animation beyond planet Disney and the gaseous ball of foul language known as South Park.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 100 Susan Wloszczyna
    The snappy sci-fi hoot Men in Black...is a kind of "Independence Day" for smart people.
    • 84 Metascore
    • 88 Susan Wloszczyna
    What remains is a great Vangelis score, astonishing production design, Hauer's career role -- and a movie that deserves its cult reputation despite an unloving heart. [11 Sept 1992]
    • USA Today
    • 24 Metascore
    • 25 Susan Wloszczyna
    Someone should have treated See Spot Run like a bone and buried it.
    • 84 Metascore
    • 100 Susan Wloszczyna
    A riotous and wee bit PG-racy computer-animated family fable, is the most thoroughly enjoyable cartoon feature since "Toy Story" burst out of its box.
    • 83 Metascore
    • 100 Susan Wloszczyna
    Everything in The Lego Movie is, indeed, awesome.
    • 83 Metascore
    • 100 Susan Wloszczyna
    There is that feeling you get inside when a movie suddenly starts to push your every button, creating an emotional connection that goes beyond pure reason and mere emotion. It elevates your mood to such a point that you wish you could hug the screen out of sheer joy and recognition. That is what Gloria did to me.
    • 83 Metascore
    • 88 Susan Wloszczyna
    Babe, a live-action fable about a valiant pig who conquers prejudice like a barnyard Jackie Robinson, is in a league of its own when it comes to enchantment.
    • 41 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    May be dull, but the familiarity of it all makes it feel ceremonial, a reassuring ritual.
    • USA Today
    • 77 Metascore
    • 88 Susan Wloszczyna
    An untreacly family film is a true rare bird. [13 Sep 1996]
    • USA Today
    • 83 Metascore
    • 88 Susan Wloszczyna
    When it comes to eloquently telling it like it is, Election puts the nation's political pundits to shame.
    • USA Today
    • 82 Metascore
    • 88 Susan Wloszczyna
    This vertiginous valentine to high-altitude sport attempts to portray, in the most poetic of terms, why mankind feels the need to defy gravity by painstakingly clawing its way into the upper reaches of the atmosphere while risking life and limb.
    • 82 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    It's one of the most emotionally draining climaxes of the year.
    • 36 Metascore
    • 38 Susan Wloszczyna
    But even fans of the original directed by scare-fare king David Cronenberg won't get much of a buzz from this Son of the Fly sequel. It seems that wit and originality are traits that skip a generation. [13 Feb 1989, p.4D]
    • USA Today
    • 82 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    Visual pyrotechnics and dark humor aside, Three Kings rules because it dares to dig for such truths, whether banal or significant.
    • 35 Metascore
    • 38 Susan Wloszczyna
    All the Drano in the world couldn't fix what's clogging the works in Super Mario Bros. [1 June 1993, p.6D]
    • USA Today
    • 81 Metascore
    • 88 Susan Wloszczyna
    A soul-stirring, foot-stomping and inspirational step beyond most in that its final showdown is only the beginning of a path towards a brighter future for the participants.
    • 81 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    a painful though sadly humorous portrait of sisterhood deftly written by Leigh's mom, Barbara Turner, and directed with just-right spareness by Ulu Grosbard. [08 Dec 1995]
    • USA Today
    • 62 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    To Gibson's credit, Face's essential hokiness doesn't sink in until later. Let's hope, though, the Mel Man has flushed this scarface stuff out of his system. [25 Aug 1993, p.3D]
    • USA Today
    • 81 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    Most filmmakers barely know how to capitalize on Dawson’s talents other than to fill up the screen with her goddess-like beauty. But Rock treats her single mom who boasts a checkered romantic past along with strong opinions as an equal sparring partner.
    • 81 Metascore
    • 100 Susan Wloszczyna
    Pixar might have uncovered the mysteries of our brains with “Inside Out.” But Aardman knows its way around our funny bones.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    Deep Cover, directed unevenly by Bill Duke (A Rage in Harlem), is yet another plunge into the seemingly bottomless urban pool of drugs, guns and money. [15 Apr 1992, p.7D]
    • USA Today
    • 81 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    Despite the compact running time, it is easy to feel that you have come to know—and likely admire—Elizabeth Murray. So, mission accomplished.
    • 81 Metascore
    • 88 Susan Wloszczyna
    It's a clever, multitiered affair built around the title rituals, frosted with delicious characterizations and tasty repartee. [11 March 1994, Life, p.4D]
    • USA Today
    • 81 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    If all I saw was the first half, I would have given it a shrug and left in a semi-foul mood. But the whole is greater for being two parts in this case, making me glad that I have finally lost my Hong Sang-soo virginity.
    • 33 Metascore
    • 25 Susan Wloszczyna
    The Glimmer Man is strictly a bummer, man. [07 Oct 1996, p.3D]
    • USA Today
    • 80 Metascore
    • 88 Susan Wloszczyna
    Instead of ladling on the Scorsese sauce, Robert De Niro's Bronx accent is on semisweet nostalgia. He presents a domestic drama spiced with humor about a boy torn between his working-stiff dad (De Niro in fine regular-fella mode) and Chazz Palminteri's easy-money ways. De Niro doesn't let arty camera angles sub for good storytelling. And he draws memorable performances from two amazing young, new actors. [01 Oct 1993, p. 8D]
    • USA Today
    • 80 Metascore
    • 88 Susan Wloszczyna
    The suspense becomes so unbearable that it's easy to overlook questions about whether anyone in such circumstances would continue filming.
    • USA Today
    • 80 Metascore
    • 100 Susan Wloszczyna
    This is entertainment worth thumping your chest over. [18 June 1999, Life, p.2E]
    • USA Today
    • 73 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    The film bobs along like a designer balloon, pumped with wry observations on Marky Mark and Mentos ads. But none of the other cartoonish characters command like twinkly Silverstone.
    • 79 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    Isn't all that romantic and is only half as funny as it thinks it is.
    • USA Today
    • 25 Metascore
    • 25 Susan Wloszczyna
    This is one of those movies that parents will have to ask themselves if they love their child enough to sit through it. At least "The Nut Job" is off the hook as the worst indie-made animated feature of the year.
    • 79 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    Like most of Jarmusch’s films, the emphasis is not on action but interaction—especially the verbal kind. And atmosphere.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    The director was smart enough to take a trait that often caused an actor to be be typecast as a menacing figure and turn it into a strength.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    Feast upon a career-peak Willem Dafoe performance as a bat-eared fiend who is foul, funny, ferocious, forlorn and unforgettable.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    A good Woody Allen flick is a thing of joy these days and, at times, Blue Jasmine is even a great one, close to being an equal to 2005's "Match Point."
    • 78 Metascore
    • 88 Susan Wloszczyna
    What elevates Hamoud’s screenplay beyond typical Tinseltown fare, however, is what is at stake by rebelling against cultural norms and choosing a liberal lifestyle—namely, bringing shame to your loved ones and being ostracized by your community.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 88 Susan Wloszczyna
    The bloody fingerprints of Quentin Tarantino and the Coen brothers — among other violence-prone auteurs — are smeared all over his tidy and tautly-told Blue Ruin.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    The case itself ultimately proves less an involving puzzle for the audience than a lesson for Holmes in humility.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    James is a stunner with a breathtaking array of eye-teasers. [12 Apr 1996]
    • USA Today
    • 77 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    The result might be less fulfilling this time, but “Dory” is ultimately worth the voyage.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 100 Susan Wloszczyna
    Pacino cans the showboating bluster and gives a gently nuanced portrait of a simple man in decline.
    • USA Today
    • 77 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    A film that wins on 'Courage' of its convictions. {12 July 1996, p. D1]
    • USA Today
    • 50 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    Directed with care by Leon Ichaso and written by New Jack's Barry Michael Cooper, snazzy-looking Hill also covers familiar terrain. [25 Feb 1994, p.4D]
    • USA Today
    • 68 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    Good intentions do count even if the outcome is not perfect.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 88 Susan Wloszczyna
    Furiously fast and fiendishly funny, Disney's 35th animated feature, Hercules outlines its musical-comedy agenda pronto. Even its villainous super-schmoozer Hades, well-ignited by the neurotic natterings of James Woods, would appreciate such get-to-the-pointedness. [13 June 1997, p.1D]
    • USA Today
    • 77 Metascore
    • 88 Susan Wloszczyna
    Most of its pleasures come from the way it confounds expectations.
    • 30 Metascore
    • 38 Susan Wloszczyna
    The Wal-Mart of cinematic soap operas. One-stop shopping for your emotional movie needs.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 88 Susan Wloszczyna
    If anyone is concerned about the way women are presented on the big screen these days, just look at how an evolved male like Hiccup respectfully treats his girlfriend Astrid (America Ferrera) and the portrayal of Blanchett’s Valka.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    This is one of the most relaxing experiences I have had watching a movie in a long time.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    The kind of quirky, character-driven comedy they don't make much anymore.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    Nighy is never less than splendid.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 88 Susan Wloszczyna
    The whole cast is terrific - especially Kline, who manages to be both flippant and earnest. And except for some slow going near the end, Reitman keeps it bright and light. [07 May 1993, p.1D]
    • USA Today
    • 40 Metascore
    • 38 Susan Wloszczyna
    It's dreadful, despite a solid cast that includes art-house heartthrob Ewan McGregor, Nick Nolte, Patricia Arquette and Josh Brolin. [17 Apr 1998]
    • USA Today
    • 29 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    Instead of focusing on gastronomic nirvana, this listless culinary drama feels and looks more like a glossy European travel commercial.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    Documentaries that rely on a steady stream of talking heads—interspersed here with fleeting film clips—usually are not my favorite. However, when those heads belong to talented and perceptive women who rarely get a chance to speak their minds let alone get hired to make a movie, I can definitely make an exception.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    House Party has enough youthful exuberance to shake the rafters. Too bad it has enough plot to fill only a closet. [8 Mar 1990, p.4D]
    • USA Today
    • 76 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    It all feels about as spontaneous as a concrete blueprint.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    Hello, My Name is Doris is like a beacon of beckoning human warmth just waiting to be cherished.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    With each on-screen chapter, the poor girl from District 12 continues to fulfill her destiny as an inspiration and a rebel fighter. She is but one female, but she's the perfect antidote to the surplus of male superheroes out there.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    Witherspoon tries, even doing her first-ever nude scenes, to convince us she has hit the skids. Yet no matter how greasy her hair or how dead her eyes, I just can’t buy her as a self-destructive junkie.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    This “Beauty” presents a far more inclusive view of the world. One that is awash with a sense of hope and connection that we desperately need right now. If you desire an entertaining escape from reality right about now, be my guest.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    Spy
    As a distaff version of James Bond in Spy, Hollywood’s reigning empress of ha-ha Melissa McCarthy has a license to not just kill the audience with laughter but also to slay us with her acting skills.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    Arnie is Arnie. He has all the cute lines ("No problemo," "Hasta la vista, baby''). And he does more with a squint than anyone since Popeye. [3 July 1991, Life, p.1D]
    • USA Today
    • 75 Metascore
    • 88 Susan Wloszczyna
    Such pure, naked joy is utterly contagious.
    • USA Today
    • 52 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    It could be worse.
    • USA Today
    • 75 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    A well-done but all-too-woeful wallow of a documentary.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    There is plenty of visual razzle-dazzle, to be sure, but not much else.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    Nothing will break your heart as much as watching this man, desperate to keep this woman in his life, waltzing around the room with a laptop in his arms while staring into her faraway eyes.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 88 Susan Wloszczyna
    Just be glad that Hanks and Zemeckis toiled mightily to pull off at least two-thirds of a remarkable achievement.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    This is neither the most cinematically entertaining nor the sexiest topic ever examined by what amounts to a Code Red warning sign of a public service announcement. But Dick and producers Amy Ziering and Amy Herdy know the value of focusing on a compelling collection of human subjects who generously relive their first-hand agony.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    A dinner-party-from-hell scenario best served as unspoiled as possible. After all, a psychological thriller built upon slow-simmering tension is only as good as its surprises.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    I might have tolerated the film much more with the sound off. With the volume on, this movie feels like a mucho-macho Saturday morning cartoon—specifically Bugs Bunny toying with his eternal pursuer, Elmer Fudd.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    Director and co-writer So Yong Kim achieves a delicate, naturalistic tone both visually (many scenic outdoor settings involving rain, bodies of water or both) and melodically (a mostly soothing heart-fluttery soundtrack) that is underlined by handheld camera close-ups.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    After so much frenetic kicking and grunting, you may feel like you're in a stupor, too.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    In the tautly terrific thriller In the Line of Fire , Clint Eastwood toys with his own grizzled-vet screen image like a frisky kitten with a yarn ball. [09 Jul 1993 Pg. 01.D]
    • USA Today
    • 74 Metascore
    • 88 Susan Wloszczyna
    Chances are, the more you love classic cinema, the more you will find Gods is your cup of tea.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    This is first and foremost Eastwood’s movie and if he wants to feature his incongruous tinkling piano-bar jazz on the soundtrack, that is his prerogative.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    Go
    This dark comedy comes off more giddy than gritty.
    • USA Today
    • 74 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    Dramatically moving and good-naturedly humorous, it transmits a sharp picture of humanity that inspires both awe and laughter.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 88 Susan Wloszczyna
    Epic in nearly every way, The Hurricane has the power to blow you away.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 88 Susan Wloszczyna
    You'd be hard-pressed to find a purer expression of rapture in a film this year than the one that opens Billy Elliot.

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