Susan Wloszczyna

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For 678 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 53% higher than the average critic
  • 3% same as the average critic
  • 44% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 7.8 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Susan Wloszczyna's Scores

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Average review score: 58
Highest review score: 100 The Silence of the Lambs
Lowest review score: 0 Amos & Andrew
Score distribution:
678 movie reviews
    • 93 Metascore
    • 100 Susan Wloszczyna
    [Maren Ade] fully embraces the inherent awkwardness of a testy emotional bond and tackles it to the ground, all the while mining it for heartfelt humor without the all-too-common safety net of predictability found in big-budget Hollywood fare.
    • 87 Metascore
    • 100 Susan Wloszczyna
    Director Gillian Armstrong takes the delicate snow globe that is Little Women and gives it a bold new shake. [21 Dec 1994]
    • USA Today
    • 83 Metascore
    • 100 Susan Wloszczyna
    Everything in The Lego Movie is, indeed, awesome.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 100 Susan Wloszczyna
    The snappy sci-fi hoot Men in Black...is a kind of "Independence Day" for smart people.
    • 88 Metascore
    • 100 Susan Wloszczyna
    What's most amazing is the finely nuanced performances these bits and bytes deliver.
    • 86 Metascore
    • 100 Susan Wloszczyna
    A movie with this kind of haunting power comes along only once every decade or so. [20 February 1991, Life, p.11D]
    • USA Today
    • 84 Metascore
    • 100 Susan Wloszczyna
    A riotous and wee bit PG-racy computer-animated family fable, is the most thoroughly enjoyable cartoon feature since "Toy Story" burst out of its box.
    • 83 Metascore
    • 100 Susan Wloszczyna
    There is that feeling you get inside when a movie suddenly starts to push your every button, creating an emotional connection that goes beyond pure reason and mere emotion. It elevates your mood to such a point that you wish you could hug the screen out of sheer joy and recognition. That is what Gloria did to me.
    • 81 Metascore
    • 100 Susan Wloszczyna
    Pixar might have uncovered the mysteries of our brains with “Inside Out.” But Aardman knows its way around our funny bones.
    • 85 Metascore
    • 100 Susan Wloszczyna
    Amy
    This is the Amy Winehouse few of us ever got to witness, radiating cheeky self-confidence and finding joy in sharing her considerable gifts.
    • 94 Metascore
    • 100 Susan Wloszczyna
    If you prefer acting prowess over “Star Wars,” you won’t do better at year’s end than observing Rampling (she of the withering stare) and Courtenay (he of the soulful gaze), two stalwarts of that wonderful wave of British talent that hit our shores in the ‘60s, as they perform a finely calibrated pas de deux.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 100 Susan Wloszczyna
    Pacino cans the showboating bluster and gives a gently nuanced portrait of a simple man in decline.
    • USA Today
    • 59 Metascore
    • 100 Susan Wloszczyna
    These gun-crazy, lust-loopy kids on the run are irresistible in the best crime rush since “GoodFellas.” [10 Sept 1993]
    • USA Today
    • 80 Metascore
    • 100 Susan Wloszczyna
    This is entertainment worth thumping your chest over. [18 June 1999, Life, p.2E]
    • USA Today
    • 50 Metascore
    • 88 Susan Wloszczyna
    Director Stephen Herek does an admirable balancing job, though the movie slows whenever the animals solo onscreen. [27 Nov 1996 Pg.01.D]
    • USA Today
    • 73 Metascore
    • 88 Susan Wloszczyna
    When Michell is on his game, as he definitely is with Le Week-End, he unearths small, invaluable and even profound truths about the human condition that are often as inspiring as they are devastating.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 88 Susan Wloszczyna
    An untreacly family film is a true rare bird. [13 Sep 1996]
    • USA Today
    • 77 Metascore
    • 88 Susan Wloszczyna
    If anyone is concerned about the way women are presented on the big screen these days, just look at how an evolved male like Hiccup respectfully treats his girlfriend Astrid (America Ferrera) and the portrayal of Blanchett’s Valka.
    • 83 Metascore
    • 88 Susan Wloszczyna
    Babe, a live-action fable about a valiant pig who conquers prejudice like a barnyard Jackie Robinson, is in a league of its own when it comes to enchantment.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 88 Susan Wloszczyna
    You'd be hard-pressed to find a purer expression of rapture in a film this year than the one that opens Billy Elliot.
    • 93 Metascore
    • 88 Susan Wloszczyna
    It is also one of the better solo directing debuts by an actor in recent memory. Hardly a false step is taken by Greta Gerwig in her semi-autobiographical script that centers on Lady Bird’s final year at her rather progressive Catholic high school.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 88 Susan Wloszczyna
    The whole cast is terrific - especially Kline, who manages to be both flippant and earnest. And except for some slow going near the end, Reitman keeps it bright and light. [07 May 1993, p.1D]
    • USA Today
    • 67 Metascore
    • 88 Susan Wloszczyna
    The Book of Life bedazzles your eyes and buoys your spirits as it treads upon themes most commonly associated with the macabre universe of Tim Burton.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 88 Susan Wloszczyna
    What elevates Hamoud’s screenplay beyond typical Tinseltown fare, however, is what is at stake by rebelling against cultural norms and choosing a liberal lifestyle—namely, bringing shame to your loved ones and being ostracized by your community.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 88 Susan Wloszczyna
    Epic in nearly every way, The Hurricane has the power to blow you away.
    • 82 Metascore
    • 88 Susan Wloszczyna
    This vertiginous valentine to high-altitude sport attempts to portray, in the most poetic of terms, why mankind feels the need to defy gravity by painstakingly clawing its way into the upper reaches of the atmosphere while risking life and limb.
    • 96 Metascore
    • 88 Susan Wloszczyna
    A somber, meditative, almost poetic film that delivers the horrors of bondage stripped down and head-on.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 88 Susan Wloszczyna
    The singing is often splendid. The bits of humor are deftly handled. The pace is relatively swift. And it never feels like a static rendition of a theatrical event dumbed down for a younger demographic.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 88 Susan Wloszczyna
    The bloody fingerprints of Quentin Tarantino and the Coen brothers — among other violence-prone auteurs — are smeared all over his tidy and tautly-told Blue Ruin.
    • 80 Metascore
    • 88 Susan Wloszczyna
    The suspense becomes so unbearable that it's easy to overlook questions about whether anyone in such circumstances would continue filming.
    • USA Today
    • 72 Metascore
    • 88 Susan Wloszczyna
    The nonstop amusing mockumentary Waiting for Guffman does to small-town acting troupes what "This Is Spinal Tap did to heavy-metal bands."
    • USA Today
    • 64 Metascore
    • 88 Susan Wloszczyna
    With Serial Mom, the renegade director/writer kicks the nation smack in its collective groin, marvelously mocking the oh-so-current mania over crime figures and tabloid scandals. [13 Apr 1994, p.1D]
    • USA Today
    • 73 Metascore
    • 88 Susan Wloszczyna
    Although events unfold amid a gorgeous pastoral setting with rolling green hills and leafy trees, there is a silent starkness about this countryside that suggests Ingmar Bergman’s use of natural surroundings.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 88 Susan Wloszczyna
    Chances are, the more you love classic cinema, the more you will find Gods is your cup of tea.
    • 86 Metascore
    • 88 Susan Wloszczyna
    An intensely felt cinematic experience.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 88 Susan Wloszczyna
    Let’s just say if you are human, there is no way that Lion won’t move you.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 88 Susan Wloszczyna
    Still a one-of-a-kind mind-blower.
    • USA Today
    • 71 Metascore
    • 88 Susan Wloszczyna
    In this charming and delightful biopic that bears her name, the matronly Jenkins is an endearing and courageous stand-in for countless other mortals whose aspirations in the arts often far exceed their talents.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 88 Susan Wloszczyna
    Star Trek was never about gizmos, but about relationships - both among its crew members and with its audience. Star Trek VI more than upholds the tradition, making it a satisfying send-off for a mighty ship of foils. [6 Dec. 1991, p.1D]
    • USA Today
    • 83 Metascore
    • 88 Susan Wloszczyna
    When it comes to eloquently telling it like it is, Election puts the nation's political pundits to shame.
    • USA Today
    • 68 Metascore
    • 88 Susan Wloszczyna
    Its deadpan wit, ingenious fairy-tale premise and superbly accomplished cast will leave you feeling positively oxygenated.
    • 88 Metascore
    • 88 Susan Wloszczyna
    A little slapstick, a little action, rich characters and a whopping serving of wit. All baked to near-perfection.
    • USA Today
    • 74 Metascore
    • 88 Susan Wloszczyna
    Furiously fast and fiendishly funny, Disney's 35th animated feature, Hercules outlines its musical-comedy agenda pronto. Even its villainous super-schmoozer Hades, well-ignited by the neurotic natterings of James Woods, would appreciate such get-to-the-pointedness. [13 June 1997, p.1D]
    • USA Today
    • 80 Metascore
    • 88 Susan Wloszczyna
    Instead of ladling on the Scorsese sauce, Robert De Niro's Bronx accent is on semisweet nostalgia. He presents a domestic drama spiced with humor about a boy torn between his working-stiff dad (De Niro in fine regular-fella mode) and Chazz Palminteri's easy-money ways. De Niro doesn't let arty camera angles sub for good storytelling. And he draws memorable performances from two amazing young, new actors. [01 Oct 1993, p. 8D]
    • USA Today
    • 86 Metascore
    • 88 Susan Wloszczyna
    Small-town setting, big-time charm. Paul Newman is no fool for taking this perfect-fit role as a hard-luck construction worker who reunites with his son. [03 Feb 1995, p.4D]
    • USA Today
    • 71 Metascore
    • 88 Susan Wloszczyna
    The Imitation Game is most on its game when it primarily sticks to being a John le Carre-lite espionage version of “Revenge of the Nerds.”
    • 66 Metascore
    • 88 Susan Wloszczyna
    Last time, director Garry Marshall gave us the fairy tale with Pretty Woman. This time, he gets the story right. [11 Oct 1991, p.1D]
    • USA Today
    • 81 Metascore
    • 88 Susan Wloszczyna
    It's a clever, multitiered affair built around the title rituals, frosted with delicious characterizations and tasty repartee. [11 March 1994, Life, p.4D]
    • USA Today
    • 64 Metascore
    • 88 Susan Wloszczyna
    Basically, Cam is one of the most entertainingly inappropriate guardians for impressionable youths since Auntie Mame.
    • 84 Metascore
    • 88 Susan Wloszczyna
    What remains is a great Vangelis score, astonishing production design, Hauer's career role -- and a movie that deserves its cult reputation despite an unloving heart. [11 Sept 1992]
    • USA Today
    • 68 Metascore
    • 88 Susan Wloszczyna
    Wisely, Kornbluth strives to put a human face on the situation, focusing on several families who represent hard-working citizens who are barely making ends meet with their shrinking paychecks—let alone building up any savings.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 88 Susan Wloszczyna
    Most of its pleasures come from the way it confounds expectations.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 88 Susan Wloszczyna
    A gut-busting blast of tasteless tomfoolery.
    • 81 Metascore
    • 88 Susan Wloszczyna
    A soul-stirring, foot-stomping and inspirational step beyond most in that its final showdown is only the beginning of a path towards a brighter future for the participants.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 88 Susan Wloszczyna
    Just be glad that Hanks and Zemeckis toiled mightily to pull off at least two-thirds of a remarkable achievement.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 88 Susan Wloszczyna
    Sheer power, moral and otherwise. It possesses a massively majestic hero. [10 Dec 1997, p.D1]
    • USA Today
    • 75 Metascore
    • 88 Susan Wloszczyna
    Such pure, naked joy is utterly contagious.
    • USA Today
    • 69 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    The hormonal surges in Our Souls at Night aren’t quite the rollercoaster ride they are in those adolescent affairs. But this steady-as-it-goes approach to a senior snuggling has its ups and downs, too.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    While some might decry the ludicrous showdown that unfolds in the darkened aisles of McCall’s mega-store workplace, I got a kick out of watching Washington turn everyday hardware supplies into lethal weaponry.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    Guilty of inciting a near-laugh riot thanks to an irresistible leading lady whose comic instincts are as impeccable as her manicure.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    What Messina lacks in substance in his storytelling, he mostly makes up with raw feelings. We come to care through our own powers of observation, and that might be enough.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    Light as a feather. [8 March 1996, p.D1]
    • USA Today
    • 51 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    Thank the wizardry of Jim Henson's Creature Shop, well-choreographed martial-arts fights and sharp direction by video whiz Steve Barron (he did Michael Jackson's Billie Jean) for keeping these comic-book heroes from going amok like Howard the Duck. [30 Mar 1990, p.1D]
    • USA Today
    • 72 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    Mistaken for Strangers was a group effort. And also an act of love.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    Some have compared Maidentrip to a young female version of Robert Redford's "All Is Lost". But in Dekker's case, all seems to be found.
    • 31 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    Far from redundant. That's because (Kirk) Wong deftly balances the outrageous stunts. [24 April 1998, p. 6E]
    • USA Today
    • 71 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    Feast upon a career-peak Willem Dafoe performance as a bat-eared fiend who is foul, funny, ferocious, forlorn and unforgettable.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    As with most complicated narratives, it is best to simply sit back at some point and enjoy the ride.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    Any movie that can bring to mind a Joni Mitchell song as the credits roll — “Don't it always seem to go that you don't know what you've got 'till it's gone” — has earned its keep.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    Go
    This dark comedy comes off more giddy than gritty.
    • USA Today
    • 65 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    This “Beauty” presents a far more inclusive view of the world. One that is awash with a sense of hope and connection that we desperately need right now. If you desire an entertaining escape from reality right about now, be my guest.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    Vinny's humor is cooked to al dente perfection. And that ain't just whistling Dixie.
    • USA Today
    • 68 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    Hayek turns Beatriz into her own breed of wonder woman, Lithgow’s Strutt is definitely a super villain of sorts and their head-to-head battle is clearly worth seeing even if, in real life, it has only begun.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    There's one reason to see Tim Burton's flawed, somewhat declawed but often amusing do-over of Planet of the Apes. The apes. What else?
    • 67 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    Still, you can’t fault a family entertainment extravaganza too much if it actually goes out of its way to integrate the ensemble of a fairy tale in an Old World European setting with a diverse array of supporting players. Branagh deserves an extra bravo just for that. And we mean it sincerely.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    It might not always gracefully connect its plot dots, but “Tomorrow” is almost always watchable.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    A humorous if occasionally horrific pitch-black satire.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    James is a stunner with a breathtaking array of eye-teasers. [12 Apr 1996]
    • USA Today
    • 72 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    The Heart Machine lies somewhere between the AOL love letter “You’ve Got Mail” and the more cautionary “Her” on the issue of what effect all this technology is having on society.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    Blast feels positively timely if not downright positive about the human race's ability to endure. Forget radiation. Fraser and folks actually survive three decades-plus of Perry Como music. [12 February 1999, Life, p.8E]
    • USA Today
    • 75 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    Spy
    As a distaff version of James Bond in Spy, Hollywood’s reigning empress of ha-ha Melissa McCarthy has a license to not just kill the audience with laughter but also to slay us with her acting skills.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    This sturdy regal period piece provides a perfect opportunity to properly adore the 82-year-old legend as she revisits the role of Queen Victoria two decades after first playing the indomitable monarch in “Mrs. Brown.”
    • 54 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    The cameos are out-of-sight, though the gay jokes and sexual innuendoes are overdone. But even if you don't know Peter from Bobby, you'll still be apt to find the Brady brand of geeky optimism thoroughly infectious. [17 Feb 1995, p.1D]
    • USA Today
    • 49 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    This twisted romance possesses the soul and edgy atmosphere of an independent film but not quite the conviction.
    • USA Today
    • 56 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    To redo such a sentimental gem without Hepburn's incandescence to light the way seems foolhardy at best, but director Sydney Pollack (Tootsie) miraculously almost pulls off his updated homage simply by choosing well and popping enough champagne corks to make us believe the wealthy are still glamorous despite Donald Trump. [15 Dec 1995, p.1D]
    • USA Today
    • 58 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    I applaud whoever thought of casting Jennifer Beals as Sam’s mother, the lone grown-up who has any real impact.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    Does it matter that the trajectory of The Eagle Huntress feels scripted at times and the actions we witness are sometimes staged or even manipulated? Somewhat.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    This is one of the most relaxing experiences I have had watching a movie in a long time.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    When we first see Meryl Streep's happy homemaker in One True Thing, she's a domestic dinosaur circa late '80s, a regular mommy monster. [18 September 1998, p.3E]
    • USA Today
    • 74 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    An action adventure that puts brain ahead of brawn as a valued commodity is always reason to celebrate. Add in the considerable heart that Baymax contributes (with elements borrowed from both “WALL-E” and “Up”), and you have a winner.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    Geena Davis and Renny Harlin couldn't cut it with Cutthroat Island. Steven Spielberg nearly got the hook for Hook. But leave it to Miss Piggy and Kermit to discover uncharted gold in the shipwrecked-pirate genre. With felt-covered cohorts like Fozzie Bear and human co-stars like Jennifer Saunders of Absolutely Fabulous, the cross-species duo pulls off the rollicking Muppet Treasure Island with only a bump or two. [16 Feb 1996, p.4D]
    • USA Today
    • 59 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    No need to say hasta la vista to this baby. It's a keeper. [23 Nov 1994, p.1D]
    • USA Today
    • 53 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    Finding Your Feet finds its own footing by putting its trust in its sturdy performers and avoiding many of the usual tea-time clichés as it allows its British cast to be defined by their relatable human circumstances more than quaint Anglo quirks.
    • 82 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    Visual pyrotechnics and dark humor aside, Three Kings rules because it dares to dig for such truths, whether banal or significant.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    What is truly amazing about this film is how thoughtfully Ferdinand questions male gender expectations.
    • 81 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    Despite the compact running time, it is easy to feel that you have come to know—and likely admire—Elizabeth Murray. So, mission accomplished.
    • 85 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    We are happy to report there is intelligent life in feature animation beyond planet Disney and the gaseous ball of foul language known as South Park.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    Producer Jerry Bruckheimer, in an atypically high-minded and low-budget frame of mind, manages to breeze through most of the gridiron genre's obstacles with his admirable, crowd-pleasing Titans.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    The goofiest, giddiest and, yes, grooviest animated trip since Aladdin unbottled its genie.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    Flawed but not fatally, this ambitious epic's strength lies not just with its haunting melodies, pretty pictures, star voices and kid-friendly sidekicks - the usual shtick that makes Disney tick. [14 Nov 1997, p.D6]
    • USA Today

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