Steve Simels
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38% higher than the average critic
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1% same as the average critic
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61% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 18.8 points lower than other critics.
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Steve Simels' Scores
- Movies
- TV
| Average review score: | 47 | |
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| Highest review score: | Cradle Will Rock | |
| Lowest review score: | Cotton Mary | |
Score distribution:
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Positive: 15 out of 113
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Mixed: 73 out of 113
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Negative: 25 out of 113
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- Steve Simels
Charming, low-key ensemble comedy that recalls the films of both John Cassavetes and Woody Allen, which is to say it's a loosely structured, quasi-improvisational saga about a bunch of New Yorkers obsessing about relationships.- TV Guide Magazine
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- Steve Simels
An old-fashioned dinosaur opera, in the worst sense of the term. An obviously formulaic effort, designed more as a cash machine than a piece of cinema.- TV Guide Magazine
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It may not be as epochal a piece of work as "Mean Streets," but packs what feels like a real-life punch none the less.- TV Guide Magazine
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If this were a more mainstream film with a shot at a wider audience, we'd probably be talking Oscar nominations for Futterman and Ball.- TV Guide Magazine
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One conclusion is inescapable. You have really seen something you don't see every day.- TV Guide Magazine
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Without question the breeziest viewing experience now available at a multiplex near you.- TV Guide Magazine
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This mix of sweat and uplift in the Civil Rights era doesn't quite come off, despite some strong performances and the fact that it's based on a genuinely inspirational true story.- TV Guide Magazine
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- Steve Simels
Vince and Cesar have been written to evoke equal audience sympathy, so there's no suspense whatsover in the outcome of their climactic match-up, the brutal realism of Shelton's staging notwithstanding.- TV Guide Magazine
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The truth of the matter is that, given the thoroughly manipulative, red-herring plot twists that get her to the happy ending, most audience members will have ceased to care about whether she lives or dies long before the matter is settled onscreen.- TV Guide Magazine
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A likeable, if somewhat whitebread, farce in the Woody Allen mode about love in the big city.- TV Guide Magazine
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Has an interesting look, several sensational performances (notably from Kyle MacLachlan and Liev Schreiber) and in general works far better than it has any right to.- TV Guide Magazine
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Think "The Lion King" redone for horses, with fewer deliberate laughs, more inadvertent ones and stunningly trite songs by Bryan Adams.- TV Guide Magazine
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Comic Tommy Davidson, in particular, is hilarious as gangsta rapper Puff Smokey Smoke, who falls for Juwanna and then, in a twist lifted directly from the queen of all drag farces, 1959's "Some Like It Hot," decides he still loves her after she's exposed as Jamal. After all, nobody's perfect.- TV Guide Magazine
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- Steve Simels
This fish-out-of-water buddy/action comedy is aimed squarely at undiscriminating 10-year-olds, and that demographic may well enjoy it.- TV Guide Magazine
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The real problem with the new film, however, is a certain lack of chemistry between the leads; Wilson is game, as always, but his part is seriously underwritten, and while Murphy raises trash talking to the level of a fine art, he seems to be operating in another movie altogether.- TV Guide Magazine
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- Steve Simels
An occasionally surreal meditation on coping with loss, and a love story with a dark side the size of Montana.- TV Guide Magazine
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Your ability to overlook the film's myriad contrivances will ultimately depend on how you react to little De Roma.- TV Guide Magazine
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- Steve Simels
Fans of cheesy '70s TV shows will also be pleased by Wonder Woman Lynda Carter's brief cameo appearance as the governor of Vermont.- TV Guide Magazine
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By the film's big finale, the whole thing has begun to feel distinctly ridiculous.- TV Guide Magazine
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Hallstrom's leisurely adaptation of John Irving's unconventional coming-of-age novel is so well crafted and intelligent that it feels churlish to point out that it's easier to admire than actually like.- TV Guide Magazine
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