For 113 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 38% higher than the average critic
  • 1% same as the average critic
  • 61% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 18.8 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Steve Simels' Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 47
Highest review score: 90 Cradle Will Rock
Lowest review score: 20 Cotton Mary
Score distribution:
  1. Positive: 15 out of 113
  2. Negative: 25 out of 113
113 movie reviews
    • 49 Metascore
    • 50 Steve Simels
    Charming, low-key ensemble comedy that recalls the films of both John Cassavetes and Woody Allen, which is to say it's a loosely structured, quasi-improvisational saga about a bunch of New Yorkers obsessing about relationships.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 40 Steve Simels
    An old-fashioned dinosaur opera, in the worst sense of the term. An obviously formulaic effort, designed more as a cash machine than a piece of cinema.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 50 Steve Simels
    It may not be as epochal a piece of work as "Mean Streets," but packs what feels like a real-life punch none the less.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 50 Steve Simels
    If this were a more mainstream film with a shot at a wider audience, we'd probably be talking Oscar nominations for Futterman and Ball.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 40 Steve Simels
    Episodic, pretentious, and more than a little silly.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 60 Steve Simels
    One conclusion is inescapable. You have really seen something you don't see every day.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 50 Steve Simels
    A reasonably entertaining way to kill an hour and a half.
    • 30 Metascore
    • 30 Steve Simels
    To be fair, this could have been worse.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 50 Steve Simels
    Without question the breeziest viewing experience now available at a multiplex near you.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 50 Steve Simels
    This mix of sweat and uplift in the Civil Rights era doesn't quite come off, despite some strong performances and the fact that it's based on a genuinely inspirational true story.
    • 32 Metascore
    • 50 Steve Simels
    Vince and Cesar have been written to evoke equal audience sympathy, so there's no suspense whatsover in the outcome of their climactic match-up, the brutal realism of Shelton's staging notwithstanding.
    • 31 Metascore
    • 20 Steve Simels
    The truth of the matter is that, given the thoroughly manipulative, red-herring plot twists that get her to the happy ending, most audience members will have ceased to care about whether she lives or dies long before the matter is settled onscreen.
    • 41 Metascore
    • 40 Steve Simels
    A likeable, if somewhat whitebread, farce in the Woody Allen mode about love in the big city.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 60 Steve Simels
    Has an interesting look, several sensational performances (notably from Kyle MacLachlan and Liev Schreiber) and in general works far better than it has any right to.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 70 Steve Simels
    Stone handles his huge ensemble cast extremely well.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 20 Steve Simels
    Think "The Lion King" redone for horses, with fewer deliberate laughs, more inadvertent ones and stunningly trite songs by Bryan Adams.
    • 24 Metascore
    • 50 Steve Simels
    Comic Tommy Davidson, in particular, is hilarious as gangsta rapper Puff Smokey Smoke, who falls for Juwanna and then, in a twist lifted directly from the queen of all drag farces, 1959's "Some Like It Hot," decides he still loves her after she's exposed as Jamal. After all, nobody's perfect.
    • 16 Metascore
    • 30 Steve Simels
    This fish-out-of-water buddy/action comedy is aimed squarely at undiscriminating 10-year-olds, and that demographic may well enjoy it.
    • 35 Metascore
    • 40 Steve Simels
    The real problem with the new film, however, is a certain lack of chemistry between the leads; Wilson is game, as always, but his part is seriously underwritten, and while Murphy raises trash talking to the level of a fine art, he seems to be operating in another movie altogether.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 70 Steve Simels
    An occasionally surreal meditation on coping with loss, and a love story with a dark side the size of Montana.
    • 40 Metascore
    • 50 Steve Simels
    Amy
    Your ability to overlook the film's myriad contrivances will ultimately depend on how you react to little De Roma.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 50 Steve Simels
    Fans of cheesy '70s TV shows will also be pleased by Wonder Woman Lynda Carter's brief cameo appearance as the governor of Vermont.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 80 Steve Simels
    Most of the music is as fine and fierce as you could want.
    • 30 Metascore
    • 40 Steve Simels
    A genial and instantly forgettable sports comedy.
    • 37 Metascore
    • 50 Steve Simels
    Much better than you'd expect, largely thanks to an extremely game cast.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 40 Steve Simels
    By the film's big finale, the whole thing has begun to feel distinctly ridiculous.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 60 Steve Simels
    Has a giddy silliness that's thoroughly endearing.
    • 31 Metascore
    • 40 Steve Simels
    Acouple of well-earned laughs but ultimately overstays its welcome.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 50 Steve Simels
    The aroma of hagiography is unavoidable.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 50 Steve Simels
    Hallstrom's leisurely adaptation of John Irving's unconventional coming-of-age novel is so well crafted and intelligent that it feels churlish to point out that it's easier to admire than actually like.

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