For 113 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 38% higher than the average critic
  • 1% same as the average critic
  • 61% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 18.8 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Steve Simels' Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 47
Highest review score: 90 Cradle Will Rock
Lowest review score: 20 Cotton Mary
Score distribution:
  1. Positive: 15 out of 113
  2. Negative: 25 out of 113
113 movie reviews
    • 13 Metascore
    • 40 Steve Simels
    To be fair, this is hardly the worst gross-out comedy ever made; it's nowhere as misogynistic as, say, "Tomcats," and in the end, it probably won't leave you in a state of utter nihilistic despair.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 40 Steve Simels
    It's too bad screenwriters Gough and Millar didn't have enough faith in their premise to play it straight; if they had, they might have produced a classic rather than a "Blazing Saddles" without the courage of its convictions.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 50 Steve Simels
    Hallstrom's leisurely adaptation of John Irving's unconventional coming-of-age novel is so well crafted and intelligent that it feels churlish to point out that it's easier to admire than actually like.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 50 Steve Simels
    If this were a more mainstream film with a shot at a wider audience, we'd probably be talking Oscar nominations for Futterman and Ball.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 50 Steve Simels
    Entertaining -- if predictable.
    • 33 Metascore
    • 60 Steve Simels
    As a director, La Salle manages to sustain a mood of looming menace almost throughout, and as an actor he gets the film's best joke: When his Satan fills out his hospital admission form, he gives his social security number as 666.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 60 Steve Simels
    Has an interesting look, several sensational performances (notably from Kyle MacLachlan and Liev Schreiber) and in general works far better than it has any right to.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 40 Steve Simels
    Saturday Night Live veteran Chris Kattan more or less steals the film as the racially confused Mr. Feather, a white supremacist bad guy whose speech patterns tend to get down and funky against his will.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 50 Steve Simels
    There's a certain built-in poignance to the end-of-an-era proceedings here, regardless of how frostily they're dramatized.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 50 Steve Simels
    The film is at heart a look at a unique slice of Americana, particularly an opening montage in which we realize that football here is a cradle-to-the-grave proposition -- literally.
    • 30 Metascore
    • 50 Steve Simels
    It's actually a sweet, often very funny story about a schlemiehl redeemed by love.
    • 32 Metascore
    • 50 Steve Simels
    Vince and Cesar have been written to evoke equal audience sympathy, so there's no suspense whatsover in the outcome of their climactic match-up, the brutal realism of Shelton's staging notwithstanding.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 60 Steve Simels
    The acting is similarly accomplished across the board, though it must be noted that Currie nearly walks off with the film: He's the funniest preppie seducer since Tim Matheson in "Animal House" (1978).
    • 34 Metascore
    • 50 Steve Simels
    Mildly amusing and as obvious as it is good-natured.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 60 Steve Simels
    One conclusion is inescapable. You have really seen something you don't see every day.
    • 36 Metascore
    • 50 Steve Simels
    This megastar mix of CGI animation and live action is remarkably faithful to the spirit of the original.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 40 Steve Simels
    A kitchen-sink realist coming-of-age story in the venerable British tradition, with all the good and bad that entails.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 60 Steve Simels
    Stylish, exciting and an occasionally poignant sci-fi adventure spectacle.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 50 Steve Simels
    Glacially slow going.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 60 Steve Simels
    But there's a vaguely self-congratulatory tone to the screenplay that's a bit off-putting.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 40 Steve Simels
    By the film's big finale, the whole thing has begun to feel distinctly ridiculous.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 60 Steve Simels
    Cudworth's script gives the characters more depth than is the genre norm, and the ensemble acting is terrific.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 50 Steve Simels
    The aroma of hagiography is unavoidable.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 60 Steve Simels
    A charming, technically sensational version of E.B. White's children's classic.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 50 Steve Simels
    The lead girls are easy on the eyes, and comic Faizon Love, who plays one of Matt's non-surfing, sumo-wrestler-size teammates, nearly steals the show when the girls teach him a few of their better moves.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 40 Steve Simels
    Episodic, pretentious, and more than a little silly.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 40 Steve Simels
    Veers inconsistently between sit-com jokeiness and nostril-flaring melodrama.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 60 Steve Simels
    Has a giddy silliness that's thoroughly endearing.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 50 Steve Simels
    Exciting and well-shot.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 40 Steve Simels
    An old-fashioned dinosaur opera, in the worst sense of the term. An obviously formulaic effort, designed more as a cash machine than a piece of cinema.

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