Steve Simels
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38% higher than the average critic
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1% same as the average critic
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61% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 18.8 points lower than other critics.
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Steve Simels' Scores
- Movies
- TV
| Average review score: | 47 | |
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| Highest review score: | Cradle Will Rock | |
| Lowest review score: | Cotton Mary | |
Score distribution:
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Positive: 15 out of 113
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Mixed: 73 out of 113
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Negative: 25 out of 113
113
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- Steve Simels
To be fair, this is hardly the worst gross-out comedy ever made; it's nowhere as misogynistic as, say, "Tomcats," and in the end, it probably won't leave you in a state of utter nihilistic despair.- TV Guide Magazine
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- Steve Simels
It's too bad screenwriters Gough and Millar didn't have enough faith in their premise to play it straight; if they had, they might have produced a classic rather than a "Blazing Saddles" without the courage of its convictions.- TV Guide Magazine
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- Steve Simels
Hallstrom's leisurely adaptation of John Irving's unconventional coming-of-age novel is so well crafted and intelligent that it feels churlish to point out that it's easier to admire than actually like.- TV Guide Magazine
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- Steve Simels
If this were a more mainstream film with a shot at a wider audience, we'd probably be talking Oscar nominations for Futterman and Ball.- TV Guide Magazine
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As a director, La Salle manages to sustain a mood of looming menace almost throughout, and as an actor he gets the film's best joke: When his Satan fills out his hospital admission form, he gives his social security number as 666.- TV Guide Magazine
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- Steve Simels
Has an interesting look, several sensational performances (notably from Kyle MacLachlan and Liev Schreiber) and in general works far better than it has any right to.- TV Guide Magazine
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Saturday Night Live veteran Chris Kattan more or less steals the film as the racially confused Mr. Feather, a white supremacist bad guy whose speech patterns tend to get down and funky against his will.- TV Guide Magazine
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There's a certain built-in poignance to the end-of-an-era proceedings here, regardless of how frostily they're dramatized.- TV Guide Magazine
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The film is at heart a look at a unique slice of Americana, particularly an opening montage in which we realize that football here is a cradle-to-the-grave proposition -- literally.- TV Guide Magazine
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- Steve Simels
It's actually a sweet, often very funny story about a schlemiehl redeemed by love.- TV Guide Magazine
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Vince and Cesar have been written to evoke equal audience sympathy, so there's no suspense whatsover in the outcome of their climactic match-up, the brutal realism of Shelton's staging notwithstanding.- TV Guide Magazine
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- Steve Simels
The acting is similarly accomplished across the board, though it must be noted that Currie nearly walks off with the film: He's the funniest preppie seducer since Tim Matheson in "Animal House" (1978).- TV Guide Magazine
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One conclusion is inescapable. You have really seen something you don't see every day.- TV Guide Magazine
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- Steve Simels
This megastar mix of CGI animation and live action is remarkably faithful to the spirit of the original.- TV Guide Magazine
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A kitchen-sink realist coming-of-age story in the venerable British tradition, with all the good and bad that entails.- TV Guide Magazine
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But there's a vaguely self-congratulatory tone to the screenplay that's a bit off-putting.- TV Guide Magazine
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By the film's big finale, the whole thing has begun to feel distinctly ridiculous.- TV Guide Magazine
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- Steve Simels
Cudworth's script gives the characters more depth than is the genre norm, and the ensemble acting is terrific.- TV Guide Magazine
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A charming, technically sensational version of E.B. White's children's classic.- TV Guide Magazine
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The lead girls are easy on the eyes, and comic Faizon Love, who plays one of Matt's non-surfing, sumo-wrestler-size teammates, nearly steals the show when the girls teach him a few of their better moves.- TV Guide Magazine
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Veers inconsistently between sit-com jokeiness and nostril-flaring melodrama.- TV Guide Magazine
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An old-fashioned dinosaur opera, in the worst sense of the term. An obviously formulaic effort, designed more as a cash machine than a piece of cinema.- TV Guide Magazine
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