For 113 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 38% higher than the average critic
  • 1% same as the average critic
  • 61% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 18.8 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Steve Simels' Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 47
Highest review score: 90 Cradle Will Rock
Lowest review score: 20 Cotton Mary
Score distribution:
  1. Positive: 15 out of 113
  2. Negative: 25 out of 113
113 movie reviews
    • 33 Metascore
    • 60 Steve Simels
    As a director, La Salle manages to sustain a mood of looming menace almost throughout, and as an actor he gets the film's best joke: When his Satan fills out his hospital admission form, he gives his social security number as 666.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 60 Steve Simels
    Not only one of the most spectacular cartoons ever made, but also a reasonably adult piece of sci-fi.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 60 Steve Simels
    The cast is aces, and Peter Morgan's screenplay is both very sharp on male sexual politics and crammed with enough comic twists and turns to keep you interested.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 60 Steve Simels
    One conclusion is inescapable. You have really seen something you don't see every day.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 60 Steve Simels
    Has an interesting look, several sensational performances (notably from Kyle MacLachlan and Liev Schreiber) and in general works far better than it has any right to.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 60 Steve Simels
    Has a giddy silliness that's thoroughly endearing.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 60 Steve Simels
    Stylish, exciting and an occasionally poignant sci-fi adventure spectacle.
    • 38 Metascore
    • 60 Steve Simels
    A very funny superhero spoof.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 60 Steve Simels
    Cudworth's script gives the characters more depth than is the genre norm, and the ensemble acting is terrific.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 60 Steve Simels
    A charming, technically sensational version of E.B. White's children's classic.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 60 Steve Simels
    But there's a vaguely self-congratulatory tone to the screenplay that's a bit off-putting.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 60 Steve Simels
    A smartly stylized hoot.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 60 Steve Simels
    The acting is similarly accomplished across the board, though it must be noted that Currie nearly walks off with the film: He's the funniest preppie seducer since Tim Matheson in "Animal House" (1978).
    • 63 Metascore
    • 50 Steve Simels
    Glacially slow going.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 50 Steve Simels
    The film delivers some genuine laughs — Diggs and Anderson are a hoot throughout — and real rapper Snoop Dogg all but steals the picture with his brief voice turn as Ronnie Rizzat.
    • 23 Metascore
    • 50 Steve Simels
    Sally Field has actually made a likeable movie.
    • 34 Metascore
    • 50 Steve Simels
    Mildly amusing and as obvious as it is good-natured.
    • 26 Metascore
    • 50 Steve Simels
    While not for every taste, this often very funny collegiate gross-out comedy goes a long way toward restoring the luster of the National Lampoon film franchise.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 50 Steve Simels
    You have to have a certain affection for any movie in which a stressed-out Mother Nature announces ominously, "Don't mess with me -- I'm pre-El Niño."
    • 49 Metascore
    • 50 Steve Simels
    Charming, low-key ensemble comedy that recalls the films of both John Cassavetes and Woody Allen, which is to say it's a loosely structured, quasi-improvisational saga about a bunch of New Yorkers obsessing about relationships.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 50 Steve Simels
    It may not be as epochal a piece of work as "Mean Streets," but packs what feels like a real-life punch none the less.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 50 Steve Simels
    If this were a more mainstream film with a shot at a wider audience, we'd probably be talking Oscar nominations for Futterman and Ball.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 50 Steve Simels
    A reasonably entertaining way to kill an hour and a half.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 50 Steve Simels
    Without question the breeziest viewing experience now available at a multiplex near you.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 50 Steve Simels
    This mix of sweat and uplift in the Civil Rights era doesn't quite come off, despite some strong performances and the fact that it's based on a genuinely inspirational true story.
    • 32 Metascore
    • 50 Steve Simels
    Vince and Cesar have been written to evoke equal audience sympathy, so there's no suspense whatsover in the outcome of their climactic match-up, the brutal realism of Shelton's staging notwithstanding.
    • 24 Metascore
    • 50 Steve Simels
    Comic Tommy Davidson, in particular, is hilarious as gangsta rapper Puff Smokey Smoke, who falls for Juwanna and then, in a twist lifted directly from the queen of all drag farces, 1959's "Some Like It Hot," decides he still loves her after she's exposed as Jamal. After all, nobody's perfect.
    • 40 Metascore
    • 50 Steve Simels
    Amy
    Your ability to overlook the film's myriad contrivances will ultimately depend on how you react to little De Roma.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 50 Steve Simels
    Fans of cheesy '70s TV shows will also be pleased by Wonder Woman Lynda Carter's brief cameo appearance as the governor of Vermont.
    • 37 Metascore
    • 50 Steve Simels
    Much better than you'd expect, largely thanks to an extremely game cast.

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