Steve Simels
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38% higher than the average critic
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1% same as the average critic
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61% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 18.8 points lower than other critics.
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Steve Simels' Scores
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| Average review score: | 47 | |
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| Highest review score: | Cradle Will Rock | |
| Lowest review score: | Cotton Mary | |
Score distribution:
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Positive: 15 out of 113
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Mixed: 73 out of 113
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Negative: 25 out of 113
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- Steve Simels
By the film's finale the descent into unintentional parody is all but complete, with a big death scene for Jackson complete with an angelic choir on the soundtrack -- the surprise is that they aren't singing "Dixie."- TV Guide Magazine
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Manipulative but fitfully entertaining "Twilight Zone"-ish comedy of redemption.- TV Guide Magazine
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The picture is nearly stolen, however, by co-star Greg Germann (of TV's Ally McBeal) in the role of Joe's company's resident corporate weasel. Germann's squinty-eyed insincerity is truly a marvel to behold, and it's an astringent corrective to the film's rather too frequent feel-good passages.- TV Guide Magazine
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An often spectacular but ultimately rather tedious musical/adventure/comedy.- TV Guide Magazine
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It's a good thing the two rappers are such utterly natural actors, armed with terrific comic timing.- TV Guide Magazine
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Veers inconsistently between sit-com jokeiness and nostril-flaring melodrama.- TV Guide Magazine
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The plot is Kate-Moss thin. Basically agreeable stuff, but not much more. And that's a shame.- TV Guide Magazine
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As a director, La Salle manages to sustain a mood of looming menace almost throughout, and as an actor he gets the film's best joke: When his Satan fills out his hospital admission form, he gives his social security number as 666.- TV Guide Magazine
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The film delivers some genuine laughs — Diggs and Anderson are a hoot throughout — and real rapper Snoop Dogg all but steals the picture with his brief voice turn as Ronnie Rizzat.- TV Guide Magazine
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Not only one of the most spectacular cartoons ever made, but also a reasonably adult piece of sci-fi.- TV Guide Magazine
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A hick-town, screwball comedy version of "Dog Day Afternoon," and surprisingly palatable despite its sitcom soul and star.- TV Guide Magazine
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While not for every taste, this often very funny collegiate gross-out comedy goes a long way toward restoring the luster of the National Lampoon film franchise.- TV Guide Magazine
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You have to have a certain affection for any movie in which a stressed-out Mother Nature announces ominously, "Don't mess with me -- I'm pre-El Niño."- TV Guide Magazine
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- Steve Simels
The cast is aces, and Peter Morgan's screenplay is both very sharp on male sexual politics and crammed with enough comic twists and turns to keep you interested.- TV Guide Magazine
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To be fair, this is hardly the worst gross-out comedy ever made; it's nowhere as misogynistic as, say, "Tomcats," and in the end, it probably won't leave you in a state of utter nihilistic despair.- TV Guide Magazine
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This broad, coarse farce is otherwise as insubstantial a piece of work as you could possibly imagine; in fact, a light breeze could blow it away.- TV Guide Magazine
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Charming, low-key ensemble comedy that recalls the films of both John Cassavetes and Woody Allen, which is to say it's a loosely structured, quasi-improvisational saga about a bunch of New Yorkers obsessing about relationships.- TV Guide Magazine
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An old-fashioned dinosaur opera, in the worst sense of the term. An obviously formulaic effort, designed more as a cash machine than a piece of cinema.- TV Guide Magazine
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It may not be as epochal a piece of work as "Mean Streets," but packs what feels like a real-life punch none the less.- TV Guide Magazine
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If this were a more mainstream film with a shot at a wider audience, we'd probably be talking Oscar nominations for Futterman and Ball.- TV Guide Magazine
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One conclusion is inescapable. You have really seen something you don't see every day.- TV Guide Magazine
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Without question the breeziest viewing experience now available at a multiplex near you.- TV Guide Magazine
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This mix of sweat and uplift in the Civil Rights era doesn't quite come off, despite some strong performances and the fact that it's based on a genuinely inspirational true story.- TV Guide Magazine
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Vince and Cesar have been written to evoke equal audience sympathy, so there's no suspense whatsover in the outcome of their climactic match-up, the brutal realism of Shelton's staging notwithstanding.- TV Guide Magazine
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A likeable, if somewhat whitebread, farce in the Woody Allen mode about love in the big city.- TV Guide Magazine
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Has an interesting look, several sensational performances (notably from Kyle MacLachlan and Liev Schreiber) and in general works far better than it has any right to.- TV Guide Magazine
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Comic Tommy Davidson, in particular, is hilarious as gangsta rapper Puff Smokey Smoke, who falls for Juwanna and then, in a twist lifted directly from the queen of all drag farces, 1959's "Some Like It Hot," decides he still loves her after she's exposed as Jamal. After all, nobody's perfect.- TV Guide Magazine
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The real problem with the new film, however, is a certain lack of chemistry between the leads; Wilson is game, as always, but his part is seriously underwritten, and while Murphy raises trash talking to the level of a fine art, he seems to be operating in another movie altogether.- TV Guide Magazine
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Your ability to overlook the film's myriad contrivances will ultimately depend on how you react to little De Roma.- TV Guide Magazine
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Fans of cheesy '70s TV shows will also be pleased by Wonder Woman Lynda Carter's brief cameo appearance as the governor of Vermont.- TV Guide Magazine
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By the film's big finale, the whole thing has begun to feel distinctly ridiculous.- TV Guide Magazine
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Hallstrom's leisurely adaptation of John Irving's unconventional coming-of-age novel is so well crafted and intelligent that it feels churlish to point out that it's easier to admire than actually like.- TV Guide Magazine
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It's too bad screenwriters Gough and Millar didn't have enough faith in their premise to play it straight; if they had, they might have produced a classic rather than a "Blazing Saddles" without the courage of its convictions.- TV Guide Magazine
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- Steve Simels
The cast is uniformly excellent -- Pryce in simultaneously utterly horrible and a real hoot as the wildly egomaniacal paterfamilias -- but the film itself is merely mildly charming.- TV Guide Magazine
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If this is even a reasonably accurate account of someone's real life, then we as a culture may be in worse shape than we imagine.- TV Guide Magazine
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There's something inherently funny and surreal about Chinese kids speaking Singlish while trying to be goombahs from Brooklyn.- TV Guide Magazine
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- Steve Simels
This megastar mix of CGI animation and live action is remarkably faithful to the spirit of the original.- TV Guide Magazine
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Cudworth's script gives the characters more depth than is the genre norm, and the ensemble acting is terrific.- TV Guide Magazine
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The film's center will not hold. Either crucial scenes were cut (perhaps for length) or Kapur has a problematic sense of narrative structure; sometimes it's unclear who's doing what to whom.- TV Guide Magazine
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Saturday Night Live veteran Chris Kattan more or less steals the film as the racially confused Mr. Feather, a white supremacist bad guy whose speech patterns tend to get down and funky against his will.- TV Guide Magazine
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A charming, technically sensational version of E.B. White's children's classic.- TV Guide Magazine
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This is a smart and witty romantic farce that mixes sweet and sexy with surprising aplomb.- TV Guide Magazine
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The film is at heart a look at a unique slice of Americana, particularly an opening montage in which we realize that football here is a cradle-to-the-grave proposition -- literally.- TV Guide Magazine
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But there's a vaguely self-congratulatory tone to the screenplay that's a bit off-putting.- TV Guide Magazine
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This is essentially a glib soap opera whose main characters are two-dimensional cliches used as clotheslines on which to hang sitcom-level jokes.- TV Guide Magazine
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There's a certain built-in poignance to the end-of-an-era proceedings here, regardless of how frostily they're dramatized.- TV Guide Magazine
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The acting is similarly accomplished across the board, though it must be noted that Currie nearly walks off with the film: He's the funniest preppie seducer since Tim Matheson in "Animal House" (1978).- TV Guide Magazine
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The lead girls are easy on the eyes, and comic Faizon Love, who plays one of Matt's non-surfing, sumo-wrestler-size teammates, nearly steals the show when the girls teach him a few of their better moves.- TV Guide Magazine
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Added bonuses: A nice selection of oldies on the soundtrack, and an amusing third-act cameo by Rosie Perez as Ray's second wife.- TV Guide Magazine
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Unfortunately the whole thing is less than the sum of its parts, despite a frequently droll script and a great performance from Shandling.- TV Guide Magazine
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It's actually a sweet, often very funny story about a schlemiehl redeemed by love.- TV Guide Magazine
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There's so much going on it's hard to keep track, and after a while you may be tempted to give up.- TV Guide Magazine
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For every inspired bit -- Templeton playing chauffeur to 40 I Love Lucy-era Lucille Ball impersonators -- there's one that falls spectacularly flat.- TV Guide Magazine
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A kitchen-sink realist coming-of-age story in the venerable British tradition, with all the good and bad that entails.- TV Guide Magazine
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