For 113 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 38% higher than the average critic
  • 1% same as the average critic
  • 61% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 18.8 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Steve Simels' Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 47
Highest review score: 90 Cradle Will Rock
Lowest review score: 20 Cotton Mary
Score distribution:
  1. Positive: 15 out of 113
  2. Negative: 25 out of 113
113 movie reviews
    • 30 Metascore
    • 40 Steve Simels
    By the film's finale the descent into unintentional parody is all but complete, with a big death scene for Jackson complete with an angelic choir on the soundtrack -- the surprise is that they aren't singing "Dixie."
    • 45 Metascore
    • 40 Steve Simels
    Manipulative but fitfully entertaining "Twilight Zone"-ish comedy of redemption.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 40 Steve Simels
    The picture is nearly stolen, however, by co-star Greg Germann (of TV's Ally McBeal) in the role of Joe's company's resident corporate weasel. Germann's squinty-eyed insincerity is truly a marvel to behold, and it's an astringent corrective to the film's rather too frequent feel-good passages.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 40 Steve Simels
    An often spectacular but ultimately rather tedious musical/adventure/comedy.
    • 29 Metascore
    • 40 Steve Simels
    It's a good thing the two rappers are such utterly natural actors, armed with terrific comic timing.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 40 Steve Simels
    Veers inconsistently between sit-com jokeiness and nostril-flaring melodrama.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 50 Steve Simels
    Glacially slow going.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 40 Steve Simels
    The plot is Kate-Moss thin. Basically agreeable stuff, but not much more. And that's a shame.
    • 33 Metascore
    • 60 Steve Simels
    As a director, La Salle manages to sustain a mood of looming menace almost throughout, and as an actor he gets the film's best joke: When his Satan fills out his hospital admission form, he gives his social security number as 666.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 50 Steve Simels
    The film delivers some genuine laughs — Diggs and Anderson are a hoot throughout — and real rapper Snoop Dogg all but steals the picture with his brief voice turn as Ronnie Rizzat.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 60 Steve Simels
    Not only one of the most spectacular cartoons ever made, but also a reasonably adult piece of sci-fi.
    • 23 Metascore
    • 50 Steve Simels
    Sally Field has actually made a likeable movie.
    • 34 Metascore
    • 50 Steve Simels
    Mildly amusing and as obvious as it is good-natured.
    • 21 Metascore
    • 40 Steve Simels
    A hick-town, screwball comedy version of "Dog Day Afternoon," and surprisingly palatable despite its sitcom soul and star.
    • 26 Metascore
    • 50 Steve Simels
    While not for every taste, this often very funny collegiate gross-out comedy goes a long way toward restoring the luster of the National Lampoon film franchise.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 50 Steve Simels
    You have to have a certain affection for any movie in which a stressed-out Mother Nature announces ominously, "Don't mess with me -- I'm pre-El Niño."
    • 43 Metascore
    • 60 Steve Simels
    The cast is aces, and Peter Morgan's screenplay is both very sharp on male sexual politics and crammed with enough comic twists and turns to keep you interested.
    • 13 Metascore
    • 40 Steve Simels
    To be fair, this is hardly the worst gross-out comedy ever made; it's nowhere as misogynistic as, say, "Tomcats," and in the end, it probably won't leave you in a state of utter nihilistic despair.
    • 20 Metascore
    • 40 Steve Simels
    This broad, coarse farce is otherwise as insubstantial a piece of work as you could possibly imagine; in fact, a light breeze could blow it away.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 50 Steve Simels
    Charming, low-key ensemble comedy that recalls the films of both John Cassavetes and Woody Allen, which is to say it's a loosely structured, quasi-improvisational saga about a bunch of New Yorkers obsessing about relationships.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 40 Steve Simels
    An old-fashioned dinosaur opera, in the worst sense of the term. An obviously formulaic effort, designed more as a cash machine than a piece of cinema.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 50 Steve Simels
    It may not be as epochal a piece of work as "Mean Streets," but packs what feels like a real-life punch none the less.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 50 Steve Simels
    If this were a more mainstream film with a shot at a wider audience, we'd probably be talking Oscar nominations for Futterman and Ball.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 40 Steve Simels
    Episodic, pretentious, and more than a little silly.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 60 Steve Simels
    One conclusion is inescapable. You have really seen something you don't see every day.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 50 Steve Simels
    A reasonably entertaining way to kill an hour and a half.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 50 Steve Simels
    Without question the breeziest viewing experience now available at a multiplex near you.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 50 Steve Simels
    This mix of sweat and uplift in the Civil Rights era doesn't quite come off, despite some strong performances and the fact that it's based on a genuinely inspirational true story.
    • 32 Metascore
    • 50 Steve Simels
    Vince and Cesar have been written to evoke equal audience sympathy, so there's no suspense whatsover in the outcome of their climactic match-up, the brutal realism of Shelton's staging notwithstanding.
    • 41 Metascore
    • 40 Steve Simels
    A likeable, if somewhat whitebread, farce in the Woody Allen mode about love in the big city.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 60 Steve Simels
    Has an interesting look, several sensational performances (notably from Kyle MacLachlan and Liev Schreiber) and in general works far better than it has any right to.
    • 24 Metascore
    • 50 Steve Simels
    Comic Tommy Davidson, in particular, is hilarious as gangsta rapper Puff Smokey Smoke, who falls for Juwanna and then, in a twist lifted directly from the queen of all drag farces, 1959's "Some Like It Hot," decides he still loves her after she's exposed as Jamal. After all, nobody's perfect.
    • 35 Metascore
    • 40 Steve Simels
    The real problem with the new film, however, is a certain lack of chemistry between the leads; Wilson is game, as always, but his part is seriously underwritten, and while Murphy raises trash talking to the level of a fine art, he seems to be operating in another movie altogether.
    • 40 Metascore
    • 50 Steve Simels
    Amy
    Your ability to overlook the film's myriad contrivances will ultimately depend on how you react to little De Roma.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 50 Steve Simels
    Fans of cheesy '70s TV shows will also be pleased by Wonder Woman Lynda Carter's brief cameo appearance as the governor of Vermont.
    • 30 Metascore
    • 40 Steve Simels
    A genial and instantly forgettable sports comedy.
    • 37 Metascore
    • 50 Steve Simels
    Much better than you'd expect, largely thanks to an extremely game cast.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 40 Steve Simels
    By the film's big finale, the whole thing has begun to feel distinctly ridiculous.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 60 Steve Simels
    Has a giddy silliness that's thoroughly endearing.
    • 31 Metascore
    • 40 Steve Simels
    Acouple of well-earned laughs but ultimately overstays its welcome.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 50 Steve Simels
    The aroma of hagiography is unavoidable.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 50 Steve Simels
    Hallstrom's leisurely adaptation of John Irving's unconventional coming-of-age novel is so well crafted and intelligent that it feels churlish to point out that it's easier to admire than actually like.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 40 Steve Simels
    It's too bad screenwriters Gough and Millar didn't have enough faith in their premise to play it straight; if they had, they might have produced a classic rather than a "Blazing Saddles" without the courage of its convictions.
    • 33 Metascore
    • 50 Steve Simels
    The cast is uniformly excellent -- Pryce in simultaneously utterly horrible and a real hoot as the wildly egomaniacal paterfamilias -- but the film itself is merely mildly charming.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 60 Steve Simels
    Stylish, exciting and an occasionally poignant sci-fi adventure spectacle.
    • 21 Metascore
    • 40 Steve Simels
    If this is even a reasonably accurate account of someone's real life, then we as a culture may be in worse shape than we imagine.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 50 Steve Simels
    There's something inherently funny and surreal about Chinese kids speaking Singlish while trying to be goombahs from Brooklyn.
    • 36 Metascore
    • 50 Steve Simels
    This megastar mix of CGI animation and live action is remarkably faithful to the spirit of the original.
    • 38 Metascore
    • 60 Steve Simels
    A very funny superhero spoof.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 40 Steve Simels
    Something of a cop-out, lacking the courage of its convictions.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 50 Steve Simels
    Entertaining -- if predictable.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 60 Steve Simels
    Cudworth's script gives the characters more depth than is the genre norm, and the ensemble acting is terrific.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 50 Steve Simels
    The film's center will not hold. Either crucial scenes were cut (perhaps for length) or Kapur has a problematic sense of narrative structure; sometimes it's unclear who's doing what to whom.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 40 Steve Simels
    Saturday Night Live veteran Chris Kattan more or less steals the film as the racially confused Mr. Feather, a white supremacist bad guy whose speech patterns tend to get down and funky against his will.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 60 Steve Simels
    A charming, technically sensational version of E.B. White's children's classic.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 50 Steve Simels
    This is a smart and witty romantic farce that mixes sweet and sexy with surprising aplomb.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 50 Steve Simels
    The film is at heart a look at a unique slice of Americana, particularly an opening montage in which we realize that football here is a cradle-to-the-grave proposition -- literally.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 60 Steve Simels
    But there's a vaguely self-congratulatory tone to the screenplay that's a bit off-putting.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 60 Steve Simels
    A smartly stylized hoot.
    • 33 Metascore
    • 40 Steve Simels
    This is essentially a glib soap opera whose main characters are two-dimensional cliches used as clotheslines on which to hang sitcom-level jokes.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 50 Steve Simels
    There's a certain built-in poignance to the end-of-an-era proceedings here, regardless of how frostily they're dramatized.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 40 Steve Simels
    A wildly overblown, unpleasantly smirky mess of a film.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 60 Steve Simels
    The acting is similarly accomplished across the board, though it must be noted that Currie nearly walks off with the film: He's the funniest preppie seducer since Tim Matheson in "Animal House" (1978).
    • 61 Metascore
    • 50 Steve Simels
    The lead girls are easy on the eyes, and comic Faizon Love, who plays one of Matt's non-surfing, sumo-wrestler-size teammates, nearly steals the show when the girls teach him a few of their better moves.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 40 Steve Simels
    Added bonuses: A nice selection of oldies on the soundtrack, and an amusing third-act cameo by Rosie Perez as Ray's second wife.
    • 41 Metascore
    • 50 Steve Simels
    Unfortunately the whole thing is less than the sum of its parts, despite a frequently droll script and a great performance from Shandling.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 50 Steve Simels
    William Shatner's comic timing helps him nearly steal the picture.
    • 30 Metascore
    • 50 Steve Simels
    It's actually a sweet, often very funny story about a schlemiehl redeemed by love.
    • 40 Metascore
    • 40 Steve Simels
    A shamelessly derivative, if basically likeable, kid's picture.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 50 Steve Simels
    Exciting and well-shot.
    • 25 Metascore
    • 50 Steve Simels
    There's so much going on it's hard to keep track, and after a while you may be tempted to give up.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 40 Steve Simels
    For every inspired bit -- Templeton playing chauffeur to 40 I Love Lucy-era Lucille Ball impersonators -- there's one that falls spectacularly flat.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 40 Steve Simels
    A kitchen-sink realist coming-of-age story in the venerable British tradition, with all the good and bad that entails.

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