Stephanie Zacharek

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For 2,383 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 53% higher than the average critic
  • 2% same as the average critic
  • 45% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 0.9 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Stephanie Zacharek's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 65
Highest review score: 100 A House of Dynamite
Lowest review score: 0 The Hunt
Score distribution:
2383 movie reviews
    • 58 Metascore
    • 50 Stephanie Zacharek
    Apex fails to work either as a vehicle for sick thrills or an excuse for lots of feminist butt-kicking.
    • 39 Metascore
    • 40 Stephanie Zacharek
    To deny Jackson’s complexity only flattens his genius—as well as his kindness and fragility—into something manageable, explainable. In the end, Michael does the same.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 40 Stephanie Zacharek
    Mother Mary, arty and self-conscious, is just a slog. It works hard to impress us with its slinky weirdness, which isn’t the same as simply being weird.
    • 37 Metascore
    • 40 Stephanie Zacharek
    Reeves’ presence in any movie tends to be a sort of salve; even with bad material, he generally coasts by on his laid-back radiance. But not even Reeves can put an adequate shine on Outcome, a satire that takes one spindly premise and grinds it down to a nub.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 40 Stephanie Zacharek
    It’s worth half your attention. You might use the other half to mourn the memory of what movies, even enjoyably mediocre ones, used to be.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 50 Stephanie Zacharek
    It’s an intellectual joyride without the joy.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 40 Stephanie Zacharek
    Brontë’s Wuthering Heights is a bleak book, but it’s not an ugly one: beneath its cloud cover of misanthropy, there’s feral, wildflower grace. Fennell has tossed all of that out, substituting her own unimaginative vision, plus a bunch of crappy dresses.
    • 81 Metascore
    • 60 Stephanie Zacharek
    The Bone Temple is part satisfying triumph, part missed opportunity, and its pluses and minuses bump against one another in jangly discord.
    • 86 Metascore
    • 50 Stephanie Zacharek
    No Other Choice is both too dully observed and too aggressively slapsticky to hit its mark. It’s a missed opportunity dressed up with proficient filmmaking.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 50 Stephanie Zacharek
    Cameron’s vision is no longer the future, but a nostalgia trip, a very expensive form of deja vu. Movie magic can take many forms, but rarely is it as calculated as this, confusing awe with stupor.
    • 80 Metascore
    • 60 Stephanie Zacharek
    As with the previous two Knives Out installments, the conclusion is almost beside the point. It’s the getting there that matters, and the twisty road of Wake Up Dead Man is dotted with offhanded jokes and one-liners that are occasionally extremely witty.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 40 Stephanie Zacharek
    Life is too short for leaden fanfiction liked Wicked: For Good, an extravagant picture that’s not nearly as imaginative as it thinks it is.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 40 Stephanie Zacharek
    The Running Man, directed by Edgar Wright and adapted from Stephen King’s 1982 novel of the same name, is dark all right. It’s also garishly obvious, and though it grabs for laughs here and there, it has almost zero wit.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 50 Stephanie Zacharek
    Ballad of a Small Player is only modestly entertaining, its allure as false as the neon promise of the high-rolling city it’s set in.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 50 Stephanie Zacharek
    If you’re not already familiar with the play, you may find yourself a little lost in Hedda—or perhaps just bored.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 60 Stephanie Zacharek
    If I Had Legs I’d Kick You is hardly full-on punishment, and in places it’s bitterly funny. But in the end, it’s an enormous relief to walk away from Linda’s problems. Our own don’t seem so bad in comparison.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 60 Stephanie Zacharek
    Kogonada’s spiky-sweet romantic fantasy A Big Bold Beautiful Journey is a case in point: perched halfway between crowd-pleasing Hallmark romance—not a pejorative, by the way—and loo-loo surrealist experiment, it’s not quite enough of either, a movie reaching for something beyond its grasp.
    • 38 Metascore
    • 50 Stephanie Zacharek
    Him
    Over and over, Him both shows and tells, when one or the other would be enough. It’s the kind of movie that leaves you feeling indifferent rather than chilled to the bone, clobbered into numbness with good intentions.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 40 Stephanie Zacharek
    [Guadagnino] has made some gorgeous, stirring movies—I Am Love and Queer among them—but After the Hunt feels more like an artistic thesis, and despite its needling provocations, it offers fewer cerebral pleasures than he thinks.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 60 Stephanie Zacharek
    There’s nothing overtly dislikable about the film, and there are a handful of scenes that are beautifully written, acted, and directed. But Jay Kelly feels more sentimental than truly thoughtful, particularly in the motif that resounds like a clanging bell in Jay’s brain: Why didn’t I spend more time with my kids?
    • 72 Metascore
    • 60 Stephanie Zacharek
    The world isn’t pretty, and Lanthimos is sounding the alarm. If only he would tell us something we don’t already know.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 40 Stephanie Zacharek
    Freakier Friday is a movie that manages to humiliate everybody. And it appears to exist largely for one reason: to grift off the fondness many adults have for the original, even though the sequel has none of that picture’s breezy, observant charm.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 50 Stephanie Zacharek
    As a character, Siegel and Shuster’s creation deserves better than Gunn’s Superman. And that’s unfortunate, because we probably need a great Superman now more than ever.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 60 Stephanie Zacharek
    The pleasures of Ballerina are both blunt and fleeting; you’re not going to remember the plot—or any of the performances, perhaps save one—five minutes after the end credits role. But the picture’s cartoonish brutality is cathartic.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 50 Stephanie Zacharek
    From its cute-fake soundstage-town setting to the authoritative yet chummy voice-over narration (courtesy of Nick Offerman), The Life of Chuck works doggedly to give you the warm fuzzies—and a little bit of that fuzz goes a long way.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 60 Stephanie Zacharek
    The Phoenician Scheme has none of the lavish, kooky excess of, say, The Grand Budapest Hotel. And the plot, with its fixation on intricate, not-quite-cricket business deals, is—let’s just come out and say it—boring. But Anderson seems to be expressing an indistinct dissatisfaction with the current world order in the best way he can: in a parade of color that’s somehow less colorful than usual.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 60 Stephanie Zacharek
    If this wigged-out modern Western doesn’t quite work, it’s at the very least a cry of vexation over what our country, messy at the best of times, has become, thanks to a virus that found its way not just into our lungs, but into our very lifeblood. Dr. Aster has listened in on America’s heartbeat; the diagnosis is that we’re basically a mess.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 60 Stephanie Zacharek
    It’s big, extravagant, and at times very beautiful to look at. The story is the problem: packed with expository dialogue, it feels as if it were written to be digested in 10- or 15-minute bites.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 50 Stephanie Zacharek
    How much Tim Robinson is too much? Maybe the exact amount you get in Friendship, the feature debut of writer-director Andrew DeYoung.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 50 Stephanie Zacharek
    G20
    A movie that does little more than tick off a selection of action-movie boxes—though some of them are at least ticked off with a satisfying click.

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