For 293 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 38% higher than the average critic
  • 4% same as the average critic
  • 58% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 3 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Simran Hans' Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 63
Highest review score: 100 Hale County This Morning, This Evening
Lowest review score: 20 Stardust
Score distribution:
  1. Negative: 5 out of 293
293 movie reviews
    • 93 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    There aren’t any isolated moments as cinematic as Byrne’s tender lamp dance in Jonathan Demme’s 1984 concert film Stop Making Sense, but the director’s playfulness is felt.
    • 90 Metascore
    • 100 Simran Hans
    What could have been a disaster in the hands of a less sensitive film-maker ends up an extraordinary feat of care, collaboration and creativity.
    • 89 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    To call the film meditative would be to undersell Kosakovskiy’s instinct for drama and tension.
    • 88 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    As far as the plot is concerned, almost nothing happens, and yet Andreas Fontana’s sinewy debut teems with unseen threat. He crafts an atmosphere of grubbiness despite all the polished surfaces.
    • 87 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    A more conventional director might have chosen to focus on their most famous member, Reed, but Haynes smartly structures the film as a group show, giving space to the women in the ensemble.
    • 87 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    Genre convention means it’s a foregone conclusion that this mission is not, in fact, “impossible”, but director Christopher McQuarrie cleverly controls the ticking clock quality that makes these films so much fun.
    • 87 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    Inviolata is Italian for “unspoiled”, and the word could apply to its people as much as their straw-gold land.
    • 87 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    There’s lots to love here, not least the animation itself, which uses split screens, Ben-Day dots and onomatopoeic text that mimic the tactile experience of reading physical comics – panels, hatching and primary colours intact and ready to leap off the page.
    • 87 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    The film has a cold, abstract beauty.
    • 86 Metascore
    • 100 Simran Hans
    At times, it feels as though we’re watching something we’re not supposed to be seeing, such is the detail of the emotional degradation on show; in this sense, it’s impossible not to read it as something of a nihilistic suicide note.
    • 86 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    For a movie about the undead, Japanese director Shin’ichirô Ueda’s horror comedy is certainly lively.
    • 86 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    [A] sensitive, frequently harrowing observational documentary.
    • 85 Metascore
    • 100 Simran Hans
    This one hits its stride somewhere in the middle, bounding confidently towards its hopeless, poetic conclusion.
    • 85 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    Though it’s filmed like a romance, the moment feels captured, not staged.
    • 85 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    What’s so invigorating is the way she gives each principle equal weighting, discussing her formal decisions, such as Cléo’s editing or the tracking shots that move right to left in 1985’s Vagabond, with the same intensity and enthusiasm as her more existential motivations (she describes her 1965 summer bummer classic Le Bonheur as “a beautiful summer peach with a worm inside”).
    • 85 Metascore
    • 100 Simran Hans
    The film works as a collage of everyday moments that dovetail seamlessly between the sublime and the banal. Indeed in its most mesmerising scenes, the alchemy of duration and focus elevates these moments to something more profound.
    • 85 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    Hall emphasises the moral grey area by shooting in black and white, an ingenious choice that allows her to light Clare as black or white.
    • 85 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    No-nonsense beekeper Hatidze Muratova’s face is as weathered and craggy as the cliff face we see her scaling at the start of this gripping, Sundance-winning documentary.
    • 85 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    Valadez’s expressionist images give texture to the abstract emotions of rage and pain.
    • 84 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    Wilde expertly modulates the giddy highs and bittersweet lows of being a teenager, as demonstrated in the way the film’s house party climax crests and then crashes.
    • 83 Metascore
    • 100 Simran Hans
    The sense of the watering hole as a haven for lost souls – not to mention the threat of gentrification to civic space – couldn’t be more vérité.
    • 83 Metascore
    • 40 Simran Hans
    Frat boy humour is dressed up in an expensive, arthouse jacket.
    • 83 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    There are many things to enjoy here, not least the force of Cage’s performance as incensed lumberjack Red (and, it must be said, his scream).
    • 83 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    The ensemble cast electrifies Powers’s dialogue, jockeying between black power and integration, activism and commerce, spiritual clarity, pork chops and sex.
    • 83 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    The film’s message is a beautiful one: to integrate our real-life vulnerabilities with the persona we project is to become all the more powerful.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    It’s satisfyingly gross – there’s plenty of black bile, crunching bones and half-chewed bodies. Russell, best known for her radiant portrayal of a domestic abuse survivor in Adrienne Shelly’s Waitress, is clever casting too.
    • 82 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    Fascinatingly, in this world there are only fascists, making the film’s looming riot police feel like a real and relevant threat.
    • 82 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    Crawford is brilliant and bitter as a soon-to-be divorced dad unable to accept his fate.
    • 82 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
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    Though the film is teed up as a kind of John Wick-style revenge bender, Cage’s star persona is soon smartly subverted.
    • 82 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    Talbot’s film is not perfect. A scene set to Joni Mitchell’s Blue makes its point awkwardly, and the narrative, like its characters, is prone to meandering. Yet as a film about place and personal mythology, it’s hugely moving.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    Stokes is a fascinating, elusive protagonist – she was a recluse who enjoyed daily martinis and felt a kinship with Steve Jobs. Yet Wolf treats her archive with reverence, rather than writing her off as an eccentric.
    • 82 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    The dilemma she presents is ethical: is it fair to ask someone to traumatise (or retraumatise) themselves for the sake of art? Rather boldly, it seems as though Decker is also asking the question of herself.
    • 82 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    The film is shrewd on male friendship, suggesting that a lot of men are vulnerable and crave intimacy, but are often too poor at communicating to truly reach for it.
    • 82 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    Refreshingly, Farhadi is ambivalent towards his “hero”, and his control over the film’s tone is masterful; what begins as funny and almost farcical, soon shifts into something much sadder and more sobering.
    • 82 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    Sci-fi wipe transitions, 70s-style CinemaScope photography, a drone shaped like a UFO, and a cameo from German actor Udo Kier are clever genre flourishes that playfully deliver the film’s anticolonial politics.
    • 81 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    Eerie images of a bloodied fingernail and long grass lit by amber floodlights signal Oakley’s sly sense of humour and eye for visual poetry.
    • 81 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    Pollard’s decision to eschew traditional talking heads in favour of voiceover interviews allows the archive to take centre stage.
    • 81 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    Sukhitashvili’s subtle performance brings interiority to a character who might otherwise be defined entirely by her suffering.
    • 35 Metascore
    • 40 Simran Hans
    Clearly, it’s intended as a vehicle for Wilson, who is credited as co-producer, but it’s Hathaway who steals the show.
    • 81 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    Though it leans on the genre beats of melodrama to occasionally clunky effect in order to mine the audience’s tears, it’s impressive how it metabolises these moments of charged emotion in order to make its wider points.
    • 81 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    The momentum really builds in the third act, but the film’s quieter moments of contemplation are its most striking.
    • 81 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    There are two special moments in the film.
    • 81 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    Alternately hilarious and spine-tingling, it recalls David Lynch’s Twin Peaks in its serious, penetrating sense of doom.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 40 Simran Hans
    The film’s second half suffers from frantic pacing and overstuffed action sequences.
    • 81 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    The film retains a warm sense of humour about technology’s grip on society.
    • 80 Metascore
    • 40 Simran Hans
    Trey Edward Shults’s bombastic third feature crashes and recedes, leaving few revelations in its wake.
    • 80 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    The film is understated rather than mawkish.
    • 80 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
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    The latest film from horror director Ti West (The House of the Devil), about a porn movie shoot gone wrong, is ripe with playful winks and nudges.
    • 80 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    [A] tender observational documentary.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    This story of motherhood and moral conundrums, of privilege and philanthropy and “worthy causes” is one whose dramatic twists and soapy reveals feel at odds with the cultivated tone of serious, muted elegance.
    • 80 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    Malick links the lonely labour of working the land with the thanklessness of sainthood, asking questions about devotion, tradition and individual acts of resistance. Mileage (and the film is three hours) will likely depend on your tolerance for the director’s signature poetic style.
    • 80 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    Rubika Shah’s smart, spirited feature debut is a whistle-stop tour of a DIY uprising.
    • 80 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    [A] warm, funny and enjoyably rude debut.
    • 80 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    The film is a goldmine of small but perfectly formed parts.
    • 79 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    [A] remarkable documentary.
    • 79 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    [A] wonky, charming satire.
    • 79 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    Perhaps too reliant on the structure of the original article, which tells the events in flashback, the film wraps up a little hastily. Brilliantly, though, the editing is teasing rather than explicit; Scafaria offers just enough of the girls and their bodies to get pulses racing without exploiting them or their story.
    • 79 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    Levine’s playful deconstruction of tortured genius is a witty and provocative send-up of tyrannical directors, diva-ish actors and over-invested voyeurs alike.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    On relationships, July remains as perceptive as ever.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    Ostrochovský’s camera emphasises the constricting architecture of both church and state, with its black and white morality and a claustrophobic central courtyard, frequently portrayed via stiff, judgmental God’s-eye shots.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    The final battle is giddily cathartic, but the catharsis arises from prioritising character development over plot and spectacle. This, I imagine, will be the Avengers’ legacy.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    The film’s sometimes tiresome sense of humour is laddish in its embrace of viscera (blood, boils, vomit and live spiders all feature), but as the narrative trots (or, rather, plods) along, its men are revealed to be endearingly less so.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 100 Simran Hans
    The gravitational pull of sex, death and the void is palpable.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    Sudanese film-maker Amjad Abu Alala’s radiant drama dares to wonder if death could inspire courage rather than fear.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    Film-maker Jamila Wignot pays particular attention to the specificity of Ailey’s black influences: the church, blues music and his southern upbringing, all of which informed his best-known work, Revelations (1960).
    • 77 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    Favier is smart on the mechanics of abuse, and the sobering inevitability of her heroine’s downhill skid.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 40 Simran Hans
    The relatively scant highlights include the film’s sunset pastels, shoals of fish in penguin waiter uniforms, a homage to Atlantis (the Las Vegas one) and a plot point involving the power of the Macarena.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    Eye-popping is one way to describe the prolific Japanese director’s 103rd film, a cheerfully pulpy Tokyo-set noir.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    Gibney struggles to psychologically penetrate his cold antihero.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    More than 70 civil and criminal charges have been lodged against the family. Marcos flaunted her wealth while her country’s living standards plummeted, and Greenfield’s portrait is damning.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    The parallels drawn between Fabienne’s life and the stories she’s drawn to are a little on the nose. “What matters most is personality! Presence!” she declares, determined not to fade into obscurity. Deneuve’s luminous performance ensures she won’t.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    What’s interesting and unexpected is the film’s subtle acknowledgement of culturally specific generational trauma and displacement.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    There are three sides to every story in Ekwa Msangi’s vivid and carefully observed feature debut, and so she cleverly splits the film into thirds, replaying the action but changing the vantage point with each chapter.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    Rafeea, a non-professional actor and Syrian refugee, is the film’s secret weapon. At times, the tragedy unfolding on screen feels borderline unwatchable, but his strange, fascinating, eerily adult face offers a litany of minute expressions. There is a wisdom, a soulfulness, and an icy, angry candour that feels lived rather than performed.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    There’s just enough magic and mystery to tease out a supernatural reading of the film, though Petzold encourages viewers to find pleasure in puzzling out his femme fatale for themselves.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    Rosi’s broader critique of violence is implied through footage of a play performed by patients in a psychiatric hospital, and of a children’s art therapy class. He is more interested in the reverberations of conflict than the source, focusing on those who have suffered its effects directly.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 40 Simran Hans
    The ratcheting tension is sadly punctured by unintentionally hilarious scenes of ambitious “research” by journalist Amy (Valene Kane), mostly involving frantic Googling and YouTube tutorials on “how to look younger”.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 40 Simran Hans
    This harrowing retelling of Norwegian rightwing extremist Anders Behring Breivik’s 2011 terrorist attack on the island of Utøya is less exploitative than Paul Greengrass’s brutal, Netflix-bound, English-language version, but the question remains: does a tragedy have to be turned into cinema for people to engage with it?
    • 75 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    This intimate observational documentary explores poverty in Sicily from two different vantage points, drawing poetic connections between lives that don’t appear to touch.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 40 Simran Hans
    Kenneth Branagh’s unabashedly feelgood memoir of growing up in Belfast as the Troubles erupted in the late 1960s suffers from a problem of perspective.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    There’s perhaps an over-reliance on voiceover by way of letters and emails, though the film’s unvarnished formal directness is a good thing, given the sensitive material.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    If writing is a democratic art and social leveller, Marcello indicts the celebrity author as a sellout, steamrolling their way to success.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    There is an incandescence and a buoyancy to the animation that elevates the formula.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    Kasbe makes the most of his extraordinary access by presenting the film vérité style, preferring to immerse the audience in his characters’ lives to better make the case for each of their choices.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    This Kelly is motivated by an oedipal complex and wears dresses to distract his opponents; The Babadook’s Essie Davis is equal parts fearsome and magnetic as his enterprising sex worker mother. More enjoyable still are the film’s corrupt policemen; the louche, stockinged, pipe-smoking Constable Fitzpatrick (Nicholas Hoult) and virile cartoon villain Sergeant O’Neil (Charlie Hunnam).
    • 74 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    This thoughtful documentary about Arthur Ashe, the first African American man to win Wimbledon in 1975, understands that representation is only one step towards equality.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    Like Barry Jenkins’s If Beale Street Could Talk and Todd Haynes’s Carol, Ashe takes the form of the 50s melodrama and recentres it on characters the genre has tended to ignore. This isn’t as politically restless as those films – it’s less interested in subverting the “woman’s picture” than establishing itself as one.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    Perhaps wisely, Ryan White’s slick documentary chooses not to mine the bizarre scene for comic potential. Instead, he spins the arrest of Siti Aisyah and Doan Thi Huong – economic migrants from Indonesia and Vietnam respectively – into a parable about political corruption.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    To evaluate it solely on the basis of representation is to do it a disservice and to further narrow the parameters of how we’re allowed to talk about movies that feature “diverse” actors.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    Von Horn understands the gap between Sylwia’s authenticity online – mediated through the safety of a screen – and the intimacy her followers feel entitled to in real life.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    Alexandra Shipp is a grounding presence as Larson’s girlfriend, Susan, while Garfield fizzes with energy and outsize emotion. He’s a fabulous crier and pitch-perfect as a shrill, preening narcissist who manages, against the odds, to remain resolutely likable.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    It’d be easy to mistake the director’s deadpan observation for mocking, but the space he holds for the darker aspects of his characters’ individual stories helps to puncture any cultivated cutesyness.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    Writer-director Jeremy Hersh tackles the intersection of race, sexuality, class and disability with rare nuance in this wry indie drama, which observes sharply the trappings of millennial entitlement and liberal hypocrisy.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    Hadjithomas and Joreige thoughtfully explore trauma while remaining joyful, animating Maia’s photos, which fizz, crackle and dance to life on screen.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    Poehler, herself a gifted comedian, doesn’t include her own voice in the film, though we still get a sense of her feminist perspective.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    Basholli understands that healing is possible, even if closure isn’t.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    Laxe has a masterly command of rhythm and pacing. The action feels unhurried, despite the film’s tight running time, and there is a spaciousness to the world-building; attentive sound design and 16mm photography capture Galicia’s damp, green allure.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    Ruffalo optioned the rights to Nathaniel Rich’s original article and has an executive producer credit on the film; clearly, he has a stake in the material. The actor is excellent as reluctant hero Bilott, muting his natural charisma to create a character who is both taciturn and generous, determined but socially ill at ease.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    It’s a bouncy, grin-inducing romp through Caribbean takeaways, designer boutiques stacked with Moschino streetwear and one ill-advised trip south of the river.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    The film is a meticulously, perhaps even cynically crafted crowd-pleaser. Even those alive to its tactics might find themselves wiping away a tear or two.

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