Simran Hans
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38% higher than the average critic
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4% same as the average critic
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58% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 3 points lower than other critics.
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Simran Hans' Scores
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| Average review score: | 63 | |
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| Highest review score: | Hale County This Morning, This Evening | |
| Lowest review score: | Stardust | |
Score distribution:
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Positive: 120 out of 293
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Mixed: 168 out of 293
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Negative: 5 out of 293
293
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- Simran Hans
To call the film meditative would be to undersell Kosakovskiy’s instinct for drama and tension.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Jun 6, 2021
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- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Jan 11, 2022
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- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Feb 2, 2020
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- Simran Hans
There are many things to enjoy here, not least the force of Cage’s performance as incensed lumberjack Red (and, it must be said, his scream).- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Oct 18, 2018
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- Simran Hans
It’s satisfyingly gross – there’s plenty of black bile, crunching bones and half-chewed bodies. Russell, best known for her radiant portrayal of a domestic abuse survivor in Adrienne Shelly’s Waitress, is clever casting too.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Nov 1, 2021
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- Simran Hans
Though the film is teed up as a kind of John Wick-style revenge bender, Cage’s star persona is soon smartly subverted.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Aug 22, 2021
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- Simran Hans
Clearly, it’s intended as a vehicle for Wilson, who is credited as co-producer, but it’s Hathaway who steals the show.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted May 14, 2019
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- Simran Hans
The film’s second half suffers from frantic pacing and overstuffed action sequences.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Jul 19, 2021
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- Simran Hans
Trey Edward Shults’s bombastic third feature crashes and recedes, leaving few revelations in its wake.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Jan 20, 2020
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- Simran Hans
The latest film from horror director Ti West (The House of the Devil), about a porn movie shoot gone wrong, is ripe with playful winks and nudges.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Mar 20, 2022
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- Simran Hans
This story of motherhood and moral conundrums, of privilege and philanthropy and “worthy causes” is one whose dramatic twists and soapy reveals feel at odds with the cultivated tone of serious, muted elegance.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Nov 4, 2019
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- Simran Hans
Levine’s playful deconstruction of tortured genius is a witty and provocative send-up of tyrannical directors, diva-ish actors and over-invested voyeurs alike.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Apr 26, 2021
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- Simran Hans
The film’s sometimes tiresome sense of humour is laddish in its embrace of viscera (blood, boils, vomit and live spiders all feature), but as the narrative trots (or, rather, plods) along, its men are revealed to be endearingly less so.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Apr 8, 2019
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- Simran Hans
Film-maker Jamila Wignot pays particular attention to the specificity of Ailey’s black influences: the church, blues music and his southern upbringing, all of which informed his best-known work, Revelations (1960).- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Jan 9, 2022
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- Simran Hans
The relatively scant highlights include the film’s sunset pastels, shoals of fish in penguin waiter uniforms, a homage to Atlantis (the Las Vegas one) and a plot point involving the power of the Macarena.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Aug 14, 2018
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- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Dec 23, 2019
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- Simran Hans
More than 70 civil and criminal charges have been lodged against the family. Marcos flaunted her wealth while her country’s living standards plummeted, and Greenfield’s portrait is damning.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Jan 7, 2020
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- Simran Hans
The parallels drawn between Fabienne’s life and the stories she’s drawn to are a little on the nose. “What matters most is personality! Presence!” she declares, determined not to fade into obscurity. Deneuve’s luminous performance ensures she won’t.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Mar 31, 2020
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- Simran Hans
The ratcheting tension is sadly punctured by unintentionally hilarious scenes of ambitious “research” by journalist Amy (Valene Kane), mostly involving frantic Googling and YouTube tutorials on “how to look younger”.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Aug 9, 2021
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- Simran Hans
This harrowing retelling of Norwegian rightwing extremist Anders Behring Breivik’s 2011 terrorist attack on the island of Utøya is less exploitative than Paul Greengrass’s brutal, Netflix-bound, English-language version, but the question remains: does a tragedy have to be turned into cinema for people to engage with it?- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Feb 12, 2020
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- Simran Hans
Kenneth Branagh’s unabashedly feelgood memoir of growing up in Belfast as the Troubles erupted in the late 1960s suffers from a problem of perspective.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Jan 23, 2022
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- Simran Hans
There’s perhaps an over-reliance on voiceover by way of letters and emails, though the film’s unvarnished formal directness is a good thing, given the sensitive material.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Nov 5, 2019
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- Simran Hans
Alexandra Shipp is a grounding presence as Larson’s girlfriend, Susan, while Garfield fizzes with energy and outsize emotion. He’s a fabulous crier and pitch-perfect as a shrill, preening narcissist who manages, against the odds, to remain resolutely likable.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Nov 14, 2021
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- Simran Hans
Poehler, herself a gifted comedian, doesn’t include her own voice in the film, though we still get a sense of her feminist perspective.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Apr 5, 2022
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- Simran Hans
The film is a meticulously, perhaps even cynically crafted crowd-pleaser. Even those alive to its tactics might find themselves wiping away a tear or two.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Aug 16, 2021
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- Simran Hans
I can’t shake the inkling that it would’ve worked better as straight documentary.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Oct 2, 2018
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- Simran Hans
There’s a note of truth in Bell’s finely tuned performance as a character whose insecurities have calcified over the years, hardening her to genuine goodwill, which she frequently misreads as pity.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Nov 4, 2019
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- Simran Hans
High-class sex work is presented as a financial quick fix and a route to female empowerment, but the film’s sex-positive politics gloss over any of the job’s potential pitfalls.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Jul 30, 2020
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- Simran Hans
My Rembrandt is at its most interesting when struggling to reconcile the slow, careful work of art restoration with the crass, instant gratification on acquiring such rarefied objects.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Jan 4, 2021
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- Simran Hans
The tone veers haphazardly from tense, high-stakes cat-and-mouse chase to ill-judged satire.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Jan 23, 2020
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- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Aug 29, 2021
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- Simran Hans
The film works better as a comedy than a horror, skewering its ignorant US tourists, and better still as a spiteful relationship drama.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Jul 7, 2019
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- Simran Hans
Zoë Kravitz is a highlight as cocktail waitress turned cat burglar Selina Kyle.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Mar 5, 2022
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- Simran Hans
The film doesn’t understand what mode it wants to operate in; serious thriller with emotional stakes or contrived, cynical satire (a set piece around a Twitter hashtag seems to suggest the latter).- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Sep 2, 2018
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- Simran Hans
To suggest Krasinski is only interested in surface thrills feels at odds with the seriousness of his craft. Judicious pacing, clever cross-cutting and visceral sound design build tension, but there’s an absence of soul, and no satisfying sense of what the monsters might be a metaphor for.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Jun 7, 2021
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- Simran Hans
This immersive, slow-burning documentary about a Congolese charcoal maker finds poetry in the punishing, monotonous graft of one man’s trade.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Aug 23, 2018
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- Simran Hans
It is gleefully dorky, hopelessly earnest, sincere, quite possibly to a fault. It unfolds as a series of Springsteen-soundtracked set pieces, each shamelessly engineered to maximise catharsis, cheering and possibly weeping from the audience.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Aug 11, 2019
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- Simran Hans
There’s a sense of Stranger Things camaraderie among Billy and his foster siblings, who are actually fun to spend time with, and the film’s message of found family is a sweet one. Still, its overblown finale overstays its welcome, teeing up the team as mainstays in the inevitable sequel.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Apr 8, 2019
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- Simran Hans
Documentaries should be more than a vehicle for information. Here, the message is hard to argue with, but the medium – an excess of music video-style cutting, contemporary pop culture montages and literal music cues – does the material no favours.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Sep 28, 2020
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- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Sep 11, 2021
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- Simran Hans
The film feels thin, drab and ultimately unable to harness the collective power of its otherwise talented cast.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Feb 13, 2019
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- Simran Hans
Nolan’s desire to stimulate both the blood and the brain feels earnest. What’s frustrating is that he doesn’t trust his audience to follow along.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Aug 23, 2020
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- Simran Hans
Back in New York and with Iron Man gone, everyone’s asking Spider-Man if he is going to be the new lead Avenger; Holland is an endearing and quick-witted enough presence to suggest he might just be up to the task.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Jul 7, 2019
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- Simran Hans
Hyperactive editing, the jittery rap score and an obligatory acid trip scene grate, but Doff’s social commentary is sharp.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Sep 8, 2020
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- Simran Hans
The decision to turn the film into a procedural with a redemptive ending feels like an attempt to grasp at justice, but it’s harrowing to watch all the same, yet offering little context and few fresh insights.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Oct 14, 2018
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- Simran Hans
With its drab, overpowering score, this tedious drama is nearly as gruelling as the trek up Scotland’s Suilven.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Aug 30, 2019
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- Simran Hans
With its hero’s journey structure, punchily edited racing scenes and warmly drawn oddball community (a widow, Maureen, is obsessed with Tunnock’s Tea Cakes), the film is shamelessly predictable and thoroughly feelgood.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Jun 6, 2021
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- Simran Hans
Maslany is magnetic, her coiled fury and sexual energy threatening to erupt as her placid partner plods along beside her.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Feb 16, 2021
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- Simran Hans
The scenes of family bonding are tiresome but the action is mostly tense and cheerfully bloody.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Aug 25, 2019
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- Simran Hans
The film spends scant time exploring the implications of these darker themes, and doesn’t attempt to understand the root of Dreykov’s god complex. Instead, it’s more comfortable in comedy mode.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Jul 10, 2021
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- Simran Hans
Inevitably, some chapters work better than others but it’s an interesting, sideways look at how violence can serve as a catalyst rather than a climax and how it can change – and galvanise – a community.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Jan 22, 2019
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- Simran Hans
When Fine encourages him to elaborate, Wilson isn’t especially articulate, but his emotional responses to the individual songs are often lucid and revealing.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Jan 23, 2022
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- Simran Hans
Though this stolid drama, based on a true case, begins as a procedural, about systems, processes and deadlines, it is most absorbing when it zeroes in on one man’s moral arc.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Aug 29, 2021
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- The Observer (UK)
- Posted May 20, 2022
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- Simran Hans
The material feels more like a play than a film, its drama shrunk down into a single, digestible day, but it’s affecting in its muted seriousness.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Mar 18, 2019
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- Simran Hans
I’m a huge fan of Cornish’s 2011 debut Attack the Block, but this film isn’t nearly as energetic or enjoyably wacky as its predecessor. In fairness, it’s pitched at a considerably younger audience, but at two hours it drags; less patient children may struggle.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Feb 21, 2019
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- Simran Hans
Diallo utilises the visual language of horror – red lighting, empty shower stalls, a gnarled hand that emerges from under the bed – to express the terror of racism and the rot of its legacy.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Mar 20, 2022
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- Simran Hans
The attempts at authentic stoner dialogue soon become tedious, with too little plot or character development grounding the inanity (Hill’s self-written script also features an eyebrow-raising overuse of the N-word).- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Apr 15, 2019
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- Simran Hans
This unwillingness to divulge anything truly intimate, combined with the film’s jumbled chronology, gives the whole thing a thin, Wikipedia-ish feel. Jett says she wants to offer her fans “a primal release”. A pity, then, that this film about her is so repressed.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Nov 8, 2018
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- Simran Hans
Though the film suggests a hardiness borne of her working-class background and mobster father, Polina remains fairly opaque. At least the contemporary dance sequences are beautifully mounted; French choreographer Angelin Preljocaj has a co-director credit on the film.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Dec 25, 2018
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- Simran Hans
The story is a little flat, but the gorgeous, hand-crafted puppets and sets give the film dimension.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Dec 2, 2021
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- Simran Hans
The debut feature from animation studio Locksmith is cute but familiar.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Oct 17, 2021
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- Simran Hans
The film’s formal qualities obscure Nemes’s intentions instead of illuminating them. It’s all too vague to function effectively as either a commentary on the build-up to the Great War or as the story of a woman looking to find her place in a city predicated on rigid, gender-determined hierarchies.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Jun 2, 2019
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- Simran Hans
It’s unfortunate that caricatured villains lessen the impact of the film’s upward punch.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Oct 2, 2018
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- Simran Hans
This bland, sombre love story from the director of The Lunchbox (2013) lacks that film’s flavour.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Aug 4, 2019
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- Simran Hans
Kawase’s frequent use of handheld camera gives parts of the film a quasi-documentary feel, but it’s the lyrical touches . . . that hit the hardest.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Apr 20, 2021
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- Simran Hans
The film can’t square the fact that its protagonists are the victims of sexism and yet perpetuate it by sheer virtue of working for a rightwing news channel.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Jan 18, 2020
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- Simran Hans
The sci-fi stuff is tedious, but Wiig and Mumolo are bawdy and brilliant as ever, their effortless chemistry bolstered by years of collaboration.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Feb 14, 2021
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- Simran Hans
It’s lighthearted stuff and mostly benign too, save its unashamedly effusive stance on the monarchy.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Sep 26, 2019
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- Simran Hans
As a genre exercise, the film starts promisingly enough, contrasting claustrophobic, dimly lit interiors with atmospheric wides of the landscape composed like moody paintings. Worthington-Cox is compelling, by turns twitchy, tentative, stoic and bold. Still, something isn’t clicking.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Jul 26, 2019
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- Simran Hans
Reorienting a typically white male genre around themes of feminist awakening and racial tension is an intriguing proposition, so it’s frustrating that Brosnahan remains blank and the film’s pace plodding.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Dec 13, 2020
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- Simran Hans
The film shies away from any kind of political commentary, and as a result feels oddly sapped of fire or urgency.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Jan 9, 2020
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- Simran Hans
Alma Pöysti is luminous as Jansson, bringing to life her playful, pleasure-seeking artist’s spirit.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Jul 11, 2021
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- Simran Hans
There is something queasy about mining such fresh real-life trauma for popcorn entertainment.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Oct 3, 2019
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- Simran Hans
The film is called Misbehaviour, but a timid script belies mischief of any sort.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Sep 24, 2020
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- Simran Hans
Mimicking the relapse-recovery cycle of addiction, the film’s timeline moves in unsatisfying narrative circles that stall the already shallow stakes.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Jan 22, 2019
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- Simran Hans
Debicki (The Tale, Widows) is wonderful as Woolf, a wry and solemn observer, but the rest of the film is all too literal.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Jul 7, 2019
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- Simran Hans
Alexis Louder holds her own as the heroine of (and sole woman in) Joe Carnahan’s lean, mean, 70s-inspired action thriller.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Sep 12, 2021
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- Simran Hans
Wright is sympathetic and believable, but we never truly get a sense of Edee or her desires outside the bounds of her loss.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Jun 6, 2021
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- Simran Hans
It’d be easy to map Gilliam on to Grisoni, a film-maker dogged by his artistic misfires and the mess left in their wake. Really, though, he’s Quixote, stuck in a noble past and wilfully disconnected from a present that jostles uncomfortably close.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Feb 2, 2020
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- Simran Hans
The film’s teen protagonists, meanwhile, are chaste children’s book heroes, but the horror, based on illustrator Stephen Gammell’s drawings, has a gruesome quality that feels too full-on for youngsters.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Aug 25, 2019
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- Simran Hans
Cameos from Awkwafina, Nicki Minaj and Pete Davidson, and a subplot involving a trio of adorable hatchlings, are amusing diversions, but Jones’s dynamic voice work is the highlight.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Aug 4, 2019
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- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Aug 19, 2019
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- Simran Hans
Directed by Oscar-winner Tom McCarthy (Spotlight), this is a thoughtful, knotty character study, albeit one nestled inside a polished, and less interesting, action thriller.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Aug 7, 2021
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- Simran Hans
In its better moments, this studio oddity is a tense thriller, at its worst, draggy and self-indulgent.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Oct 14, 2018
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- Simran Hans
Merlant’s performance is committed, and the film takes her romantic and sexual fixation with the ride seriously, immersing the viewer in her dazzling, neon-lit world.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Jul 11, 2021
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- Simran Hans
Sometimes there is pleasure to be found in brainless action, but the extended video game-style finale left me furious and fatigued.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Aug 4, 2019
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- Simran Hans
The songs are a bum note, but the film does raise thoughtful questions about dogma, fake news and the identity crises that might occur once a community’s core beliefs are challenged.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Oct 14, 2018
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- Simran Hans
The film is obsessed with deconstructing good screenwriting, the way a line lands, and ensuring clear character motivation.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Jan 11, 2022
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- Simran Hans
I like Branagh’s eye for landscapes too; space is used elegantly, while widescreen canvases glow green and orange.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Feb 13, 2019
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- Simran Hans
The spectacle is more involving than the plot, especially the dazzling image of Kong floating skyward, serene and surrounded by purple glowing rocks.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Apr 3, 2021
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- Simran Hans
Kechiche is quite brilliant at using stretches of time to create space for actors to let their characters breathe. It’s a sleight of hand that makes the intimacy on screen seem as though it’s unfolding organically, deployed to particularly dexterous effect in one sequence that takes place in a bar.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Feb 16, 2019
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- Simran Hans
Most irritating is the murder scene itself, which sees both women stripping nude, seemingly in order for the camera to leer more effectively at their bodies rather than to spare them getting their petticoats bloodied.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Dec 25, 2018
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- Simran Hans
As Amber becomes more comfortable with her queerness, the taciturn Eddie retreats inwards. Their parallel journeys dispense with a one-size-fits-all coming-out narrative and are handled with a lightness of touch by Irish writer and director David Freyne.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Nov 15, 2020
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- Simran Hans
Unfortunately, the second half is over-reliant on flashy disaster set pieces, blazing towards a predictable, melodramatic conclusion.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted May 17, 2021
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- Simran Hans
In theory, natural light is more forgiving than its artificial counterpart: in photographs, it makes the subject look less harsh. Less so here.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Nov 14, 2021
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- Simran Hans
Prior acquaintance with the eight previous instalments of this colossal action movie franchise isn’t necessary for enjoyment of this one – the film’s muscle cars and maximalist approach continue to serve it well.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Jun 27, 2021
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- Simran Hans
Millennial self-interest and performative liberal politics are contrasted with “authentic”, let-it-all-hang-out conservatism. It’s a simplistic critique. Still, the frequently charming Rogen brings enough of his affable, nice guy credibility to each character to ground both loose cannon Herschel and his straight man foil.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Aug 9, 2020
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- Simran Hans
There’s something touching about seeing the 91-year-old Eastwood in such a reflective mood.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Nov 13, 2021
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- Simran Hans
The film works hard to complicate the character of Widner, but flattens the pernicious culture that formed him.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Oct 3, 2019
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