For 293 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 38% higher than the average critic
  • 4% same as the average critic
  • 58% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 3 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Simran Hans' Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 63
Highest review score: 100 Hale County This Morning, This Evening
Lowest review score: 20 Stardust
Score distribution:
  1. Negative: 5 out of 293
293 movie reviews
    • 89 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    To call the film meditative would be to undersell Kosakovskiy’s instinct for drama and tension.
    • 87 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    The film has a cold, abstract beauty.
    • 83 Metascore
    • 40 Simran Hans
    Frat boy humour is dressed up in an expensive, arthouse jacket.
    • 83 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    There are many things to enjoy here, not least the force of Cage’s performance as incensed lumberjack Red (and, it must be said, his scream).
    • 57 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    It’s satisfyingly gross – there’s plenty of black bile, crunching bones and half-chewed bodies. Russell, best known for her radiant portrayal of a domestic abuse survivor in Adrienne Shelly’s Waitress, is clever casting too.
    • 82 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    Pig
    Though the film is teed up as a kind of John Wick-style revenge bender, Cage’s star persona is soon smartly subverted.
    • 35 Metascore
    • 40 Simran Hans
    Clearly, it’s intended as a vehicle for Wilson, who is credited as co-producer, but it’s Hathaway who steals the show.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 40 Simran Hans
    The film’s second half suffers from frantic pacing and overstuffed action sequences.
    • 80 Metascore
    • 40 Simran Hans
    Trey Edward Shults’s bombastic third feature crashes and recedes, leaving few revelations in its wake.
    • 80 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    X
    The latest film from horror director Ti West (The House of the Devil), about a porn movie shoot gone wrong, is ripe with playful winks and nudges.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    This story of motherhood and moral conundrums, of privilege and philanthropy and “worthy causes” is one whose dramatic twists and soapy reveals feel at odds with the cultivated tone of serious, muted elegance.
    • 79 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    Levine’s playful deconstruction of tortured genius is a witty and provocative send-up of tyrannical directors, diva-ish actors and over-invested voyeurs alike.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    The film’s sometimes tiresome sense of humour is laddish in its embrace of viscera (blood, boils, vomit and live spiders all feature), but as the narrative trots (or, rather, plods) along, its men are revealed to be endearingly less so.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    Film-maker Jamila Wignot pays particular attention to the specificity of Ailey’s black influences: the church, blues music and his southern upbringing, all of which informed his best-known work, Revelations (1960).
    • 54 Metascore
    • 40 Simran Hans
    The relatively scant highlights include the film’s sunset pastels, shoals of fish in penguin waiter uniforms, a homage to Atlantis (the Las Vegas one) and a plot point involving the power of the Macarena.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    Gibney struggles to psychologically penetrate his cold antihero.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    More than 70 civil and criminal charges have been lodged against the family. Marcos flaunted her wealth while her country’s living standards plummeted, and Greenfield’s portrait is damning.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    The parallels drawn between Fabienne’s life and the stories she’s drawn to are a little on the nose. “What matters most is personality! Presence!” she declares, determined not to fade into obscurity. Deneuve’s luminous performance ensures she won’t.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 40 Simran Hans
    The ratcheting tension is sadly punctured by unintentionally hilarious scenes of ambitious “research” by journalist Amy (Valene Kane), mostly involving frantic Googling and YouTube tutorials on “how to look younger”.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 40 Simran Hans
    This harrowing retelling of Norwegian rightwing extremist Anders Behring Breivik’s 2011 terrorist attack on the island of Utøya is less exploitative than Paul Greengrass’s brutal, Netflix-bound, English-language version, but the question remains: does a tragedy have to be turned into cinema for people to engage with it?
    • 75 Metascore
    • 40 Simran Hans
    Kenneth Branagh’s unabashedly feelgood memoir of growing up in Belfast as the Troubles erupted in the late 1960s suffers from a problem of perspective.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    There’s perhaps an over-reliance on voiceover by way of letters and emails, though the film’s unvarnished formal directness is a good thing, given the sensitive material.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    Alexandra Shipp is a grounding presence as Larson’s girlfriend, Susan, while Garfield fizzes with energy and outsize emotion. He’s a fabulous crier and pitch-perfect as a shrill, preening narcissist who manages, against the odds, to remain resolutely likable.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    Poehler, herself a gifted comedian, doesn’t include her own voice in the film, though we still get a sense of her feminist perspective.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    The film is a meticulously, perhaps even cynically crafted crowd-pleaser. Even those alive to its tactics might find themselves wiping away a tear or two.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 40 Simran Hans
    I can’t shake the inkling that it would’ve worked better as straight documentary.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    There’s a note of truth in Bell’s finely tuned performance as a character whose insecurities have calcified over the years, hardening her to genuine goodwill, which she frequently misreads as pity.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    High-class sex work is presented as a financial quick fix and a route to female empowerment, but the film’s sex-positive politics gloss over any of the job’s potential pitfalls.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    My Rembrandt is at its most interesting when struggling to reconcile the slow, careful work of art restoration with the crass, instant gratification on acquiring such rarefied objects.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 40 Simran Hans
    The tone veers haphazardly from tense, high-stakes cat-and-mouse chase to ill-judged satire.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    The overall tone is one of wry knowingness, which is DaCosta’s achilles heel.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 40 Simran Hans
    The film works better as a comedy than a horror, skewering its ignorant US tourists, and better still as a spiteful relationship drama.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    Zoë Kravitz is a highlight as cocktail waitress turned cat burglar Selina Kyle.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 40 Simran Hans
    The film doesn’t understand what mode it wants to operate in; serious thriller with emotional stakes or contrived, cynical satire (a set piece around a Twitter hashtag seems to suggest the latter).
    • 71 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    To suggest Krasinski is only interested in surface thrills feels at odds with the seriousness of his craft. Judicious pacing, clever cross-cutting and visceral sound design build tension, but there’s an absence of soul, and no satisfying sense of what the monsters might be a metaphor for.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    This immersive, slow-burning documentary about a Congolese charcoal maker finds poetry in the punishing, monotonous graft of one man’s trade.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    It is gleefully dorky, hopelessly earnest, sincere, quite possibly to a fault. It unfolds as a series of Springsteen-soundtracked set pieces, each shamelessly engineered to maximise catharsis, cheering and possibly weeping from the audience.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    There’s a sense of Stranger Things camaraderie among Billy and his foster siblings, who are actually fun to spend time with, and the film’s message of found family is a sweet one. Still, its overblown finale overstays its welcome, teeing up the team as mainstays in the inevitable sequel.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    Documentaries should be more than a vehicle for information. Here, the message is hard to argue with, but the medium – an excess of music video-style cutting, contemporary pop culture montages and literal music cues – does the material no favours.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 40 Simran Hans
    The film’s abrupt tonal shifts are jarring.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 40 Simran Hans
    The film feels thin, drab and ultimately unable to harness the collective power of its otherwise talented cast.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    Nolan’s desire to stimulate both the blood and the brain feels earnest. What’s frustrating is that he doesn’t trust his audience to follow along.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    Back in New York and with Iron Man gone, everyone’s asking Spider-Man if he is going to be the new lead Avenger; Holland is an endearing and quick-witted enough presence to suggest he might just be up to the task.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    Hyperactive editing, the jittery rap score and an obligatory acid trip scene grate, but Doff’s social commentary is sharp.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 40 Simran Hans
    The decision to turn the film into a procedural with a redemptive ending feels like an attempt to grasp at justice, but it’s harrowing to watch all the same, yet offering little context and few fresh insights.
    • 41 Metascore
    • 40 Simran Hans
    With its drab, overpowering score, this tedious drama is nearly as gruelling as the trek up Scotland’s Suilven.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    With its hero’s journey structure, punchily edited racing scenes and warmly drawn oddball community (a widow, Maureen, is obsessed with Tunnock’s Tea Cakes), the film is shamelessly predictable and thoroughly feelgood.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 40 Simran Hans
    Maslany is magnetic, her coiled fury and sexual energy threatening to erupt as her placid partner plods along beside her.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 40 Simran Hans
    The scenes of family bonding are tiresome but the action is mostly tense and cheerfully bloody.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    The film spends scant time exploring the implications of these darker themes, and doesn’t attempt to understand the root of Dreykov’s god complex. Instead, it’s more comfortable in comedy mode.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    Inevitably, some chapters work better than others but it’s an interesting, sideways look at how violence can serve as a catalyst rather than a climax and how it can change – and galvanise – a community.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    When Fine encourages him to elaborate, Wilson isn’t especially articulate, but his emotional responses to the individual songs are often lucid and revealing.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    Though this stolid drama, based on a true case, begins as a procedural, about systems, processes and deadlines, it is most absorbing when it zeroes in on one man’s moral arc.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 40 Simran Hans
    Tension is frequently punctured by clunky dialogue.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    The material feels more like a play than a film, its drama shrunk down into a single, digestible day, but it’s affecting in its muted seriousness.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 40 Simran Hans
    I’m a huge fan of Cornish’s 2011 debut Attack the Block, but this film isn’t nearly as energetic or enjoyably wacky as its predecessor. In fairness, it’s pitched at a considerably younger audience, but at two hours it drags; less patient children may struggle.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    Diallo utilises the visual language of horror – red lighting, empty shower stalls, a gnarled hand that emerges from under the bed – to express the terror of racism and the rot of its legacy.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 40 Simran Hans
    The attempts at authentic stoner dialogue soon become tedious, with too little plot or character development grounding the inanity (Hill’s self-written script also features an eyebrow-raising overuse of the N-word).
    • 66 Metascore
    • 40 Simran Hans
    This unwillingness to divulge anything truly intimate, combined with the film’s jumbled chronology, gives the whole thing a thin, Wikipedia-ish feel. Jett says she wants to offer her fans “a primal release”. A pity, then, that this film about her is so repressed.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    Though the film suggests a hardiness borne of her working-class background and mobster father, Polina remains fairly opaque. At least the contemporary dance sequences are beautifully mounted; French choreographer Angelin Preljocaj has a co-director credit on the film.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    The story is a little flat, but the gorgeous, hand-crafted puppets and sets give the film dimension.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    The debut feature from animation studio Locksmith is cute but familiar.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    The film’s formal qualities obscure Nemes’s intentions instead of illuminating them. It’s all too vague to function effectively as either a commentary on the build-up to the Great War or as the story of a woman looking to find her place in a city predicated on rigid, gender-determined hierarchies.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 40 Simran Hans
    It’s unfortunate that caricatured villains lessen the impact of the film’s upward punch.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 40 Simran Hans
    This bland, sombre love story from the director of The Lunchbox (2013) lacks that film’s flavour.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    Kawase’s frequent use of handheld camera gives parts of the film a quasi-documentary feel, but it’s the lyrical touches . . . that hit the hardest.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 40 Simran Hans
    The film can’t square the fact that its protagonists are the victims of sexism and yet perpetuate it by sheer virtue of working for a rightwing news channel.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    The sci-fi stuff is tedious, but Wiig and Mumolo are bawdy and brilliant as ever, their effortless chemistry bolstered by years of collaboration.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    It’s lighthearted stuff and mostly benign too, save its unashamedly effusive stance on the monarchy.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 40 Simran Hans
    As a genre exercise, the film starts promisingly enough, contrasting claustrophobic, dimly lit interiors with atmospheric wides of the landscape composed like moody paintings. Worthington-Cox is compelling, by turns twitchy, tentative, stoic and bold. Still, something isn’t clicking.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    Reorienting a typically white male genre around themes of feminist awakening and racial tension is an intriguing proposition, so it’s frustrating that Brosnahan remains blank and the film’s pace plodding.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    The film shies away from any kind of political commentary, and as a result feels oddly sapped of fire or urgency.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    Alma Pöysti is luminous as Jansson, bringing to life her playful, pleasure-seeking artist’s spirit.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 40 Simran Hans
    There is something queasy about mining such fresh real-life trauma for popcorn entertainment.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 40 Simran Hans
    The film is called Misbehaviour, but a timid script belies mischief of any sort.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 40 Simran Hans
    Mimicking the relapse-recovery cycle of addiction, the film’s timeline moves in unsatisfying narrative circles that stall the already shallow stakes.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 40 Simran Hans
    Debicki (The Tale, Widows) is wonderful as Woolf, a wry and solemn observer, but the rest of the film is all too literal.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    Alexis Louder holds her own as the heroine of (and sole woman in) Joe Carnahan’s lean, mean, 70s-inspired action thriller.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 40 Simran Hans
    Wright is sympathetic and believable, but we never truly get a sense of Edee or her desires outside the bounds of her loss.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 40 Simran Hans
    It’d be easy to map Gilliam on to Grisoni, a film-maker dogged by his artistic misfires and the mess left in their wake. Really, though, he’s Quixote, stuck in a noble past and wilfully disconnected from a present that jostles uncomfortably close.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    The film’s teen protagonists, meanwhile, are chaste children’s book heroes, but the horror, based on illustrator Stephen Gammell’s drawings, has a gruesome quality that feels too full-on for youngsters.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    Cameos from Awkwafina, Nicki Minaj and Pete Davidson, and a subplot involving a trio of adorable hatchlings, are amusing diversions, but Jones’s dynamic voice work is the highlight.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 40 Simran Hans
    It’s not unfunny, but one joke can’t sustain the entire movie.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    Directed by Oscar-winner Tom McCarthy (Spotlight), this is a thoughtful, knotty character study, albeit one nestled inside a polished, and less interesting, action thriller.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    In its better moments, this studio oddity is a tense thriller, at its worst, draggy and self-indulgent.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 40 Simran Hans
    Merlant’s performance is committed, and the film takes her romantic and sexual fixation with the ride seriously, immersing the viewer in her dazzling, neon-lit world.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 40 Simran Hans
    Sometimes there is pleasure to be found in brainless action, but the extended video game-style finale left me furious and fatigued.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    The songs are a bum note, but the film does raise thoughtful questions about dogma, fake news and the identity crises that might occur once a community’s core beliefs are challenged.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    The film is obsessed with deconstructing good screenwriting, the way a line lands, and ensuring clear character motivation.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    I like Branagh’s eye for landscapes too; space is used elegantly, while widescreen canvases glow green and orange.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    The spectacle is more involving than the plot, especially the dazzling image of Kong floating skyward, serene and surrounded by purple glowing rocks.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    Kechiche is quite brilliant at using stretches of time to create space for actors to let their characters breathe. It’s a sleight of hand that makes the intimacy on screen seem as though it’s unfolding organically, deployed to particularly dexterous effect in one sequence that takes place in a bar.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 40 Simran Hans
    Most irritating is the murder scene itself, which sees both women stripping nude, seemingly in order for the camera to leer more effectively at their bodies rather than to spare them getting their petticoats bloodied.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    As Amber becomes more comfortable with her queerness, the taciturn Eddie retreats inwards. Their parallel journeys dispense with a one-size-fits-all coming-out narrative and are handled with a lightness of touch by Irish writer and director David Freyne.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 40 Simran Hans
    Unfortunately, the second half is over-reliant on flashy disaster set pieces, blazing towards a predictable, melodramatic conclusion.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    In theory, natural light is more forgiving than its artificial counterpart: in photographs, it makes the subject look less harsh. Less so here.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    Prior acquaintance with the eight previous instalments of this colossal action movie franchise isn’t necessary for enjoyment of this one – the film’s muscle cars and maximalist approach continue to serve it well.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    Millennial self-interest and performative liberal politics are contrasted with “authentic”, let-it-all-hang-out conservatism. It’s a simplistic critique. Still, the frequently charming Rogen brings enough of his affable, nice guy credibility to each character to ground both loose cannon Herschel and his straight man foil.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    There’s something touching about seeing the 91-year-old Eastwood in such a reflective mood.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    The film works hard to complicate the character of Widner, but flattens the pernicious culture that formed him.

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