Simran Hans
Select another critic »For 293 reviews, this critic has graded:
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38% higher than the average critic
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4% same as the average critic
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58% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 3 points lower than other critics.
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Simran Hans' Scores
- Movies
- TV
| Average review score: | 63 | |
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| Highest review score: | Hale County This Morning, This Evening | |
| Lowest review score: | Stardust | |
Score distribution:
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Positive: 120 out of 293
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Mixed: 168 out of 293
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Negative: 5 out of 293
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- The Observer (UK)
- Posted May 20, 2022
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- Simran Hans
There is about as much jeopardy as you’d expect from an action thriller about an obscure land dispute; a tense encounter with an angry polar bear and a phantom hot air balloon are highlights during the endless plodding across the frozen wilderness.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Apr 5, 2022
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- Simran Hans
Letts gives thoughtful context to the way he was able to straddle the racially delineated worlds of dub reggae and punk rock, drawing parallels between the merging of subcultures in 1970s London, and the intersection of hip-hop and rock’n’roll in 1980s New York.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Apr 5, 2022
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- Simran Hans
Poehler, herself a gifted comedian, doesn’t include her own voice in the film, though we still get a sense of her feminist perspective.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Apr 5, 2022
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- Simran Hans
Diallo utilises the visual language of horror – red lighting, empty shower stalls, a gnarled hand that emerges from under the bed – to express the terror of racism and the rot of its legacy.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Mar 20, 2022
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- Simran Hans
The latest film from horror director Ti West (The House of the Devil), about a porn movie shoot gone wrong, is ripe with playful winks and nudges.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Mar 20, 2022
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- Simran Hans
Zoë Kravitz is a highlight as cocktail waitress turned cat burglar Selina Kyle.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Mar 5, 2022
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- Simran Hans
When Fine encourages him to elaborate, Wilson isn’t especially articulate, but his emotional responses to the individual songs are often lucid and revealing.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Jan 23, 2022
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- Simran Hans
Adams is a vivacious screen presence with a twinkle in her eye, and Jordan can’t quite match her, unable to draw out any real inner turmoil in a character who is respectable to a fault.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Jan 23, 2022
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- Simran Hans
Kenneth Branagh’s unabashedly feelgood memoir of growing up in Belfast as the Troubles erupted in the late 1960s suffers from a problem of perspective.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Jan 23, 2022
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- Simran Hans
The film is obsessed with deconstructing good screenwriting, the way a line lands, and ensuring clear character motivation.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Jan 11, 2022
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- Simran Hans
The smug asides plastered on screen, and the hyperactive inserts of nature documentary footage do nothing to raise the film’s real-life stakes.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Jan 11, 2022
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- Simran Hans
The film is best when it sticks to children’s caper mode, jostled along by gentle toilet humour, bad-tempered barnyard animals and a scene of two kids driving a van across Manhattan.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Jan 11, 2022
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- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Jan 11, 2022
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- Simran Hans
The film can’t resist revelling in a conservative conclusion outside Buckingham Palace, with a victory banner fluttering against a smattering of St George’s flags.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Jan 11, 2022
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- Simran Hans
Film-maker Jamila Wignot pays particular attention to the specificity of Ailey’s black influences: the church, blues music and his southern upbringing, all of which informed his best-known work, Revelations (1960).- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Jan 9, 2022
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- Simran Hans
MacKay is muted; his character is teased for his reserve, a quality he shares with the film. Niewöhner gives the sparkier performance, as a passionate German nationalist whose loyalty has flipped.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Jan 9, 2022
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- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Jan 9, 2022
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- Simran Hans
The story is a little flat, but the gorgeous, hand-crafted puppets and sets give the film dimension.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Dec 2, 2021
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- Simran Hans
Alexandra Shipp is a grounding presence as Larson’s girlfriend, Susan, while Garfield fizzes with energy and outsize emotion. He’s a fabulous crier and pitch-perfect as a shrill, preening narcissist who manages, against the odds, to remain resolutely likable.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Nov 14, 2021
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- Simran Hans
In theory, natural light is more forgiving than its artificial counterpart: in photographs, it makes the subject look less harsh. Less so here.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Nov 14, 2021
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- Simran Hans
There’s something touching about seeing the 91-year-old Eastwood in such a reflective mood.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Nov 13, 2021
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- Simran Hans
It’s satisfyingly gross – there’s plenty of black bile, crunching bones and half-chewed bodies. Russell, best known for her radiant portrayal of a domestic abuse survivor in Adrienne Shelly’s Waitress, is clever casting too.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Nov 1, 2021
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- Simran Hans
The debut feature from animation studio Locksmith is cute but familiar.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Oct 17, 2021
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- Simran Hans
In an improvement on the film’s predecessor, director Andy Serkis dispenses with detailed explanations and instead amps up the humour, leaning into the goofy, flirtatious dynamic between Venom and Brock.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Oct 17, 2021
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- Simran Hans
Though Brühl is an affable and witty screen presence, there’s no getting round the fact that the film is a vanity project.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Oct 8, 2021
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- Simran Hans
Alexis Louder holds her own as the heroine of (and sole woman in) Joe Carnahan’s lean, mean, 70s-inspired action thriller.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Sep 12, 2021
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- Simran Hans
The director treats the film as an empathy exercise, hoping to complicate and humanise a terrorist. Yet this is undermined by the obvious red flags that she plants in each section. Saeed’s flight path becomes a foregone conclusion.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Sep 12, 2021
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- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Sep 11, 2021
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- Simran Hans
The journey is a nice excuse to paint Tom into a cheerily cosmopolitan portrait of the UK.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Aug 31, 2021
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- Simran Hans
Though this stolid drama, based on a true case, begins as a procedural, about systems, processes and deadlines, it is most absorbing when it zeroes in on one man’s moral arc.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Aug 29, 2021
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- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Aug 29, 2021
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- Simran Hans
Whishaw’s intensity is gripping to watch but the character remains opaque; whether we’re meant to read Joseph as experiencing psychosis or simply suffering the unforgiving conditions of city life under capitalism is ambiguous.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Aug 25, 2021
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- Simran Hans
Though the film is teed up as a kind of John Wick-style revenge bender, Cage’s star persona is soon smartly subverted.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Aug 22, 2021
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- Simran Hans
From his cheesy narration (“Nothing is more addictive than the past,” Nick solemnly opines) to the movie’s double-crossing femme fatale and nocturnal, neon-lit setting, the director has great fun playing with genre tropes, but it’s unclear whether she’s going for heightened camp.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Aug 22, 2021
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- Simran Hans
The film is a meticulously, perhaps even cynically crafted crowd-pleaser. Even those alive to its tactics might find themselves wiping away a tear or two.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Aug 16, 2021
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- Simran Hans
The ratcheting tension is sadly punctured by unintentionally hilarious scenes of ambitious “research” by journalist Amy (Valene Kane), mostly involving frantic Googling and YouTube tutorials on “how to look younger”.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Aug 9, 2021
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- Simran Hans
Directed by Oscar-winner Tom McCarthy (Spotlight), this is a thoughtful, knotty character study, albeit one nestled inside a polished, and less interesting, action thriller.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Aug 7, 2021
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- Simran Hans
The film’s second half suffers from frantic pacing and overstuffed action sequences.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Jul 19, 2021
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- Simran Hans
The cartoonish tone of the relentless violence feels at odds with the otherwise sombre, apocalyptic mood.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Jul 19, 2021
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- Simran Hans
James’s natural charisma should allow the film to soar but he’s bogged down by an avalanche of distracting cameos, from Gremlins to Game of Thrones.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Jul 19, 2021
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- Simran Hans
Alma Pöysti is luminous as Jansson, bringing to life her playful, pleasure-seeking artist’s spirit.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Jul 11, 2021
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- Simran Hans
Merlant’s performance is committed, and the film takes her romantic and sexual fixation with the ride seriously, immersing the viewer in her dazzling, neon-lit world.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Jul 11, 2021
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- Simran Hans
The film spends scant time exploring the implications of these darker themes, and doesn’t attempt to understand the root of Dreykov’s god complex. Instead, it’s more comfortable in comedy mode.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Jul 10, 2021
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- Simran Hans
Pontecorvo seems particularly interested in conveying the gravitas of Lúcia’s spiritual burden, which is anchored by Gil, who is full of quiet intensity and impressive conviction.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Jun 27, 2021
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- Simran Hans
Footage of recent concerts and meet and greets is included to showcase both her imperious glamour and how far she’s come, yet we never really get a sense of where she’s been, let alone My Life’s musical and cultural context.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Jun 27, 2021
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- Simran Hans
Prior acquaintance with the eight previous instalments of this colossal action movie franchise isn’t necessary for enjoyment of this one – the film’s muscle cars and maximalist approach continue to serve it well.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Jun 27, 2021
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- Simran Hans
The frenetic pacing, intended to sweep the audience along, can’t draw attention away from Irvine Welsh and Dean Cavanagh’s platitude-riddled script.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Jun 20, 2021
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- Simran Hans
To suggest Krasinski is only interested in surface thrills feels at odds with the seriousness of his craft. Judicious pacing, clever cross-cutting and visceral sound design build tension, but there’s an absence of soul, and no satisfying sense of what the monsters might be a metaphor for.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Jun 7, 2021
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- Simran Hans
Wright is sympathetic and believable, but we never truly get a sense of Edee or her desires outside the bounds of her loss.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Jun 6, 2021
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- Simran Hans
With its hero’s journey structure, punchily edited racing scenes and warmly drawn oddball community (a widow, Maureen, is obsessed with Tunnock’s Tea Cakes), the film is shamelessly predictable and thoroughly feelgood.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Jun 6, 2021
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- Simran Hans
To call the film meditative would be to undersell Kosakovskiy’s instinct for drama and tension.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Jun 6, 2021
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- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Jun 2, 2021
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- Simran Hans
Unfortunately, the second half is over-reliant on flashy disaster set pieces, blazing towards a predictable, melodramatic conclusion.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted May 17, 2021
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- Simran Hans
Shanley has an Oscar and a Pulitzer (he wrote the sublime Moonstruck, and the stage and screen versions of Doubt). Here, that’s easy to forget, given the cartoon accents and overblown metaphors about horses destined to jump the fence.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted May 2, 2021
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- Simran Hans
Levine’s playful deconstruction of tortured genius is a witty and provocative send-up of tyrannical directors, diva-ish actors and over-invested voyeurs alike.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Apr 26, 2021
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- Simran Hans
Kawase’s frequent use of handheld camera gives parts of the film a quasi-documentary feel, but it’s the lyrical touches . . . that hit the hardest.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Apr 20, 2021
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- Simran Hans
The styling is at odds with the otherwise straightforward courtroom narrative. The prestige procedural elements work better; the real-life story is enraging, and it’s fun to see Benedict Cumberbatch’s morally conflicted military prosecutor lock horns with Foster’s icy human rights lawyer.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Apr 5, 2021
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- Simran Hans
The spectacle is more involving than the plot, especially the dazzling image of Kong floating skyward, serene and surrounded by purple glowing rocks.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Apr 3, 2021
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- Simran Hans
Maslany is magnetic, her coiled fury and sexual energy threatening to erupt as her placid partner plods along beside her.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Feb 16, 2021
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- Simran Hans
The sci-fi stuff is tedious, but Wiig and Mumolo are bawdy and brilliant as ever, their effortless chemistry bolstered by years of collaboration.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Feb 14, 2021
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- Simran Hans
The showy singer turned actor struggles to modulate his natural charisma, a flirtatious, extroverted energy repeatedly leaking out where it should be muffled.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Jan 31, 2021
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- Simran Hans
The impish Leslie Mann is well cast as his dead wife, Elvira, who provides a jolt of creative inspiration. Judi Dench’s screechy caricature of psychic Madame Arcati is less winning.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Jan 17, 2021
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- Simran Hans
My Rembrandt is at its most interesting when struggling to reconcile the slow, careful work of art restoration with the crass, instant gratification on acquiring such rarefied objects.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Jan 4, 2021
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- Simran Hans
Reorienting a typically white male genre around themes of feminist awakening and racial tension is an intriguing proposition, so it’s frustrating that Brosnahan remains blank and the film’s pace plodding.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Dec 13, 2020
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- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Nov 30, 2020
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- Simran Hans
Brits Hunnam, O’Connell and Barden are strangely well cast as its all-American grifters. (Hunnam in particular gives a finely tuned performance as a washed-up smooth talker who still knows how to flirt.)- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Nov 30, 2020
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- Simran Hans
As Amber becomes more comfortable with her queerness, the taciturn Eddie retreats inwards. Their parallel journeys dispense with a one-size-fits-all coming-out narrative and are handled with a lightness of touch by Irish writer and director David Freyne.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Nov 15, 2020
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- Simran Hans
With Neeson well within the confines of his comfort zone, tailed by corrupt cops and diving out of hotel windows, the film should be better. Yet it drags.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Oct 28, 2020
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- Simran Hans
Documentaries should be more than a vehicle for information. Here, the message is hard to argue with, but the medium – an excess of music video-style cutting, contemporary pop culture montages and literal music cues – does the material no favours.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Sep 28, 2020
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- Simran Hans
The film is called Misbehaviour, but a timid script belies mischief of any sort.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Sep 24, 2020
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- Simran Hans
The Roads Not Taken is frequently moving, and a fascinating creative idea, but without sufficient information about Leo’s character to anchor the narrative, it feels too abstract.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Sep 13, 2020
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- Simran Hans
Hyperactive editing, the jittery rap score and an obligatory acid trip scene grate, but Doff’s social commentary is sharp.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Sep 8, 2020
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- Simran Hans
Nolan’s desire to stimulate both the blood and the brain feels earnest. What’s frustrating is that he doesn’t trust his audience to follow along.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Aug 23, 2020
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- Simran Hans
Millennial self-interest and performative liberal politics are contrasted with “authentic”, let-it-all-hang-out conservatism. It’s a simplistic critique. Still, the frequently charming Rogen brings enough of his affable, nice guy credibility to each character to ground both loose cannon Herschel and his straight man foil.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Aug 9, 2020
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- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Jul 30, 2020
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- Simran Hans
High-class sex work is presented as a financial quick fix and a route to female empowerment, but the film’s sex-positive politics gloss over any of the job’s potential pitfalls.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Jul 30, 2020
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- Simran Hans
Characters and storylines appear to have been chosen at random by a Woody Allen meme generator.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Jun 11, 2020
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- Simran Hans
It’s not subtle, or particularly clever, though Glow’s Betty Gilpin is fun to watch as an ultra-violent ex-military veteran with a southern drawl.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Mar 31, 2020
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- Simran Hans
The performances, especially the brittle Louis-Dreyfus, are admirably grounded, but the script’s comedy wastes time with lazy barbs about European brusqueness and American exceptionalism abroad.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Mar 31, 2020
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- Simran Hans
The parallels drawn between Fabienne’s life and the stories she’s drawn to are a little on the nose. “What matters most is personality! Presence!” she declares, determined not to fade into obscurity. Deneuve’s luminous performance ensures she won’t.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Mar 31, 2020
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- Simran Hans
Marsden is charming enough, summoning surprising chemistry with Schwartz, and so it’s not total torture spending an hour and a half with the pair. Yet for better or worse, it doesn’t linger.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Feb 17, 2020
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- Simran Hans
This harrowing retelling of Norwegian rightwing extremist Anders Behring Breivik’s 2011 terrorist attack on the island of Utøya is less exploitative than Paul Greengrass’s brutal, Netflix-bound, English-language version, but the question remains: does a tragedy have to be turned into cinema for people to engage with it?- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Feb 12, 2020
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- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Feb 2, 2020
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- Simran Hans
It’d be easy to map Gilliam on to Grisoni, a film-maker dogged by his artistic misfires and the mess left in their wake. Really, though, he’s Quixote, stuck in a noble past and wilfully disconnected from a present that jostles uncomfortably close.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Feb 2, 2020
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- Simran Hans
The tone veers haphazardly from tense, high-stakes cat-and-mouse chase to ill-judged satire.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Jan 23, 2020
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- Simran Hans
Trey Edward Shults’s bombastic third feature crashes and recedes, leaving few revelations in its wake.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Jan 20, 2020
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- Simran Hans
The film can’t square the fact that its protagonists are the victims of sexism and yet perpetuate it by sheer virtue of working for a rightwing news channel.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Jan 18, 2020
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- Simran Hans
The film shies away from any kind of political commentary, and as a result feels oddly sapped of fire or urgency.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Jan 9, 2020
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- Simran Hans
More than 70 civil and criminal charges have been lodged against the family. Marcos flaunted her wealth while her country’s living standards plummeted, and Greenfield’s portrait is damning.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Jan 7, 2020
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- Simran Hans
Guy Ritchie’s latest gangster comedy presents itself as a harmless romp, but behind its wink-wink-nudge-nudge humour is a bitter and dated worldview.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Jan 4, 2020
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- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Dec 23, 2019
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- Simran Hans
As a genre exercise, it mostly works; set pieces are tense, explosive and pleasingly gory, littered with flying scraps of metal and meat. Davis in particular is an authoritative presence. As a sequel, it’s baldly opportunistic, grab-bagging contemporary political issues (reproductive justice; undocumented migrants) in a transparent attempt to justify its cultural relevance.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Nov 5, 2019
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- Simran Hans
There’s perhaps an over-reliance on voiceover by way of letters and emails, though the film’s unvarnished formal directness is a good thing, given the sensitive material.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Nov 5, 2019
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- Simran Hans
It’s not unfunny watching McConaughey smoke a joint from between Isla Fisher’s toes, but some viewers may find themselves less enamoured of Moondog than the film is.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Nov 5, 2019
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- Simran Hans
There’s a note of truth in Bell’s finely tuned performance as a character whose insecurities have calcified over the years, hardening her to genuine goodwill, which she frequently misreads as pity.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Nov 4, 2019
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- Simran Hans
This story of motherhood and moral conundrums, of privilege and philanthropy and “worthy causes” is one whose dramatic twists and soapy reveals feel at odds with the cultivated tone of serious, muted elegance.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Nov 4, 2019
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- Simran Hans
Enitan’s trauma is revelled in but for what? Few new truths are learned here. A rushed, redemptive montage towards the film’s end is presented as ickily aspirational.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Oct 24, 2019
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- Simran Hans
Probably, the intention was to make explicit the connections between Theo’s past and present, but there’s not enough detail or characterisation for this structural intervention to work. Without those connecting narrative bones, the result is all flab and no flavour.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Oct 3, 2019
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- Simran Hans
The film works hard to complicate the character of Widner, but flattens the pernicious culture that formed him.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Oct 3, 2019
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