For 18 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 83% higher than the average critic
  • 5% same as the average critic
  • 12% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 8.9 points higher than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Simon Crook's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 74
Highest review score: 80 The Breakfast Club
Lowest review score: 40 Office Christmas Party
Score distribution:
  1. Positive: 14 out of 18
  2. Negative: 0 out of 18
18 movie reviews
    • 68 Metascore
    • 80 Simon Crook
    Hypnotic, maddening, pervy and disturbing. In other words, vintage Cronenberg. The doomy slow-burn won’t be to all tastes, but its abstract, feverish images are pure nightmare fuel.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 80 Simon Crook
    Beneath Garrel’s unassuming, subdued style lies a deceptively powerful study of fidelity, lensed in stark, moody monochrome and featuring a compelling screen debut from Louise Chevillotte.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 80 Simon Crook
    Delivering knockout action and political punch, this blazing siren of a B movie imagines America at civil war with vicious force. Sequel, please.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 80 Simon Crook
    A gruelling, nightmarish, ferociously vivid riot epic that recreates one of the darkest chapters in American history. Unflinching, unmissable and terrifyingly pertinent.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 80 Simon Crook
    Serra’s sad, stately, haunting addition to the slow-cinema genre doubles up as both an intimate study of the Sun King’s death and a requiem for Europe’s fading arthouse scene.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 40 Simon Crook
    In a year of Bad Moms, Bad Santas and Bad Neighbours, this is, essentially, Bad Employees: another irresponsible-adults comedy, another great cast, and another erratic script. Catch it for McKinnon.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 80 Simon Crook
    A lean, mean scare-machine, and a surprise contender for horror of the year. Seek it out. Then, for God’s sake, buy a bedside lamp.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 60 Simon Crook
    Merrily gruesome black comedy.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 80 Simon Crook
    The sheer terror of Meru Peak, the mountain-climber’s ultimate nemesis, is confronted in a vertiginous, breath-stealing video diary. Book a back seat at the big screen, and don’t look down.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 80 Simon Crook
    Director Hui shows a different side to Hong Kong cinema in a tender drama that's illuminated by the marvellous Ip.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 60 Simon Crook
    If it all ends in cornball reconciliation, the dumb, fuzzy smile it leaves suggests it’s well earned.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 80 Simon Crook
    There's more than a nod to King Hu's Touch Of Zen as Zhangke unleashes a four-fisted chunk of ultraviolent fury. Tarantino would approve.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 80 Simon Crook
    You don't watch it, you survive it. A battering experience, and the hardest Brit horror in years.
    • 79 Metascore
    • 80 Simon Crook
    Grand in scope, the best thing here is still Sir Ben Kingsley's central performance; the film will always deserve to be seen for this alone.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 60 Simon Crook
    An indecently entertaining trashfest.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 80 Simon Crook
    The plywood acting’s pretty funny, as is the coy sex; what amazes is the beautifully lurid, near-fetishistic set design.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 80 Simon Crook
    Hughes has made funnier (Ferris Bueller) and better (Pretty In Pink), but this is the only one you could get away with calling iconic. Good and bad, it's still the definitive '80s teen movie - and, to paraphrase Simple Minds - don't you forget about it.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 80 Simon Crook
    In Tobe Hooper’s sequel, the toolkit cannibals are living under a theme park. The mood follows suit, pitched as Evil Deady black comedy. The first third is terrible; the rest judders with abrasive, ultra-demented splatter.

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