Simon Abrams
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40% higher than the average critic
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6% same as the average critic
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54% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 10.7 points lower than other critics.
(0-100 point scale)
Simon Abrams' Scores
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| Average review score: | 55 | |
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| Highest review score: | Viet and Nam | |
| Lowest review score: | Zookeeper | |
Score distribution:
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Positive: 390 out of 854
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Mixed: 239 out of 854
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Negative: 225 out of 854
854
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- Simon Abrams
Dragon Inn is a romantic action film, but it still feels modern thanks to Hu's strict focus on action. I don't just mean the film's relentless series of fight scenes. Hu's film is all about movement.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted May 10, 2016
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- Simon Abrams
Nothing can give shape or closure to Cave—and that's OK. Watching him continue his ongoing search for existential answers is comfort enough.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Dec 1, 2016
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- Simon Abrams
To enjoy Days, you have commit to its earthy dream logic. It is an extraordinary movie; it is not an easy sit.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Aug 13, 2021
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- Simon Abrams
It's an unsettling, and sometimes high-concept doodle, but it's awfully hard to resist a film that marries Atomic Age paranoia and optimism with Kurosawa's signature post-modern, atmosphere-intensive style.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Feb 2, 2018
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- Simon Abrams
Yang's anti-nostalgic slice of 1960s Taipei life suggests a Tolstoy-size expansion of the ballads from Bruce Springsteen's Darkness on the Edge of Town.- Village Voice
- Posted Mar 10, 2016
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- Simon Abrams
Ronit's remarkable sensitivity makes Gett a tough but essential melodrama.- Village Voice
- Posted Feb 10, 2015
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- Simon Abrams
The grisly post-torture-porn horror flick Incident in a Ghostland serves as an effectively punishing critique of the relentless misogyny that has become a staple of every stupid Texas Chain Saw Massacre knockoff that pits sexually active women against emotionally disturbed serial killers.- Village Voice
- Posted Jun 28, 2018
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- Simon Abrams
Warped keyhole-size images stack atop one another in a Frankenstein-ian collage that evokes the films of Terrence Malick, David Lynch, Stan Brakhage, and Bruce Conner. Seeing "the years [slip] out of [Bill's] head" in this 71-minute compendium is nothing short of revelatory.- Village Voice
- Posted May 18, 2015
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- Simon Abrams
A massive, imposing work of non-fiction filmmaking that demands attention despite also being the sort of artwork that doesn't really need any of our attention to be great. Like a monolith, this thing just is. It also just happens to be great, sometimes despite and sometimes because of its mega-sized breadth and scope.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Dec 17, 2018
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- Simon Abrams
Long Day's Journey Into Night forces viewers to be simultaneously hyper-aware and un-self-conscious about the fact that they are watching a movie that, in several scenes, is presented in real time.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Apr 11, 2019
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- Simon Abrams
While Thrash resembles a general-audience survival horror drama, its forgettable protagonists also frequently stop to reassure viewers—mostly through profanity-laced dialogue and occasional bursts of gore—that it’s okay to scoff at whatever they’re looking at.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Apr 10, 2026
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- Simon Abrams
At heart, Caught By the Tides is an experimental romantic drama, though that makes it sound unapproachable and a little gimmicky. It’s neither, thankfully, and that’s largely thanks to Jia’s typical focus on the material signs of time’s relentless passage.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted May 9, 2025
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- Simon Abrams
There may be nothing new about America Underdog, but it’s still good enough, as far as non-perishable comfort food goes.- TheWrap
- Posted Dec 17, 2021
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- Simon Abrams
My Golden Days exists simultaneously within and outside of its characters' headspace, a testament to Deplechin's powers of imaginative sensitivity.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Mar 18, 2016
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- RogerEbert.com
- Posted May 8, 2015
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- Simon Abrams
One of those rare animated movies that transports you to a different setting without demanding that you focus on narrative or character development.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Jan 20, 2017
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- Simon Abrams
For me, One Cut of the Dead is good enough. It sometimes surprised me while I waited for a payoff that Ueda basically delivered, even if he and his collaborators never made me involuntarily leave my seat.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Sep 13, 2019
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- Simon Abrams
The film's flintiness and initially subdued nastiness set it apart from most other action films about the thin line separating cops from crooks.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Jul 26, 2013
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- Simon Abrams
This 43-year-old filmmaker is a major talent. Though he may not be the second coming of Fellini, his films all have a funny, refreshingly complex perspective, and his latest work is a perfect example of why he is the next big Italian thing.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Nov 15, 2013
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- Simon Abrams
Sun Choke is, after all, a melodrama, so you have to believe in Hagan's character. All of the impressionistic cinematography and special effects in the world couldn't save the film if you didn't care enough about Hagan's performance.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Aug 5, 2016
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- Simon Abrams
Visually splendid, but generically flat-footed, Song of the Sea is an animated fantasy that comes close to greatness, but is rarely as clever as it is comforting.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Dec 19, 2014
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- Simon Abrams
Trying to explain how this movie works as well as it does, without using excessive jargon or some kind of audiovisual aide, is tricky since “To the Ends of the Earth” isn’t about anything less than its heroine’s uncertain relationship with her foreign environment, and what she chooses to communicate simply by being seen and heard. Which is often thrilling to behold, but not so much to explain.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Dec 14, 2020
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- Simon Abrams
More often than not, Snake Eyes: G.I. Joe Origins is a dire checklist of clichés that were already gathering moss back in the 1980s, when G.I. Joe was a popular children’s cartoon.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Jul 22, 2021
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- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Jul 28, 2023
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- Simon Abrams
Viewers must ultimately draw their own conclusions about Chan's identity, making Chan Is Missing a classic, albeit unsolvable, brainteaser.- Village Voice
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- Simon Abrams
You never have to wonder or try to understand what the characters are feeling because they never stop telling you how to feel. The answer, invariably, is sad and fearful, but From Black is neither, really.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Apr 28, 2023
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- Simon Abrams
Watching The Lure is a bit like having manic depression—the thrilling high points are just as relentless as the crushing low-tide ebbs.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Feb 1, 2017
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- Simon Abrams
Higuchi and Anno not only deliver the genre movie goods but also deftly preserve their title character’s sugary purity. Rather than gigantify what was always juvenile material, Shin Ultraman allows the iconic character to retain his original shape and proportions. You and your dad are gonna love the new Ultraman movie.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Jan 11, 2023
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- Simon Abrams
Thankfully, despite its creators’ general fussiness, The Truffle Hunters is good enough, if only because guys like Carlo and Angelo are more charming than they are eccentric.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Mar 5, 2021
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- Simon Abrams
Harmonium is consistently about mood more than anything else. You sink into the film at first. Then, with each new leisurely introduced plot point, you struggle to regain your sense of calm since, after a while, the film's protagonists are doing the exact same thing.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Jun 16, 2017
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