Sean Means

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For 122 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 44% higher than the average critic
  • 4% same as the average critic
  • 52% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 9.8 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Sean Means' Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 56
Highest review score: 100 The Truman Show
Lowest review score: 0 Ready to Rumble
Score distribution:
  1. Positive: 60 out of 122
  2. Mixed: 33 out of 122
  3. Negative: 29 out of 122
122 movie reviews
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    • 32 Metascore
    • 30 Sean Means
    Price of Glory
    It's not easy to go 12 rounds against a cliche-ridden story like Price of Glory and remain standing. But somehow stars Jimmy Smits and Jon Seda, and first-time director Carlos Avila, manage to survive.
    • 38 Metascore
    • 10 Sean Means
    Little Nicky
    Disgusting and humorless mess.
    • 38 Metascore
    • 30 Sean Means
    A Dog of Flanders
    Limp direction, laughable production values, accent-heaving acting and dialogue and more lumps than three-day-old oatmeal.
    • 23 Metascore
    • 0 Sean Means
    Ready to Rumble
    I just wanted to rail against the casual homophobia, the senseless violence and the sociopathic cruelty that Ready to Rumble treats as good clean fun.
    • 34 Metascore
    • 30 Sean Means
    End of Days
    Drab and depressing.
    • 25 Metascore
    • 10 Sean Means
    Drowning Mona
    One imagines what the failed farce Drowning Mona would have been like in the hands of the Coen brothers.
    • 20 Metascore
    • 10 Sean Means
    Digimon: Digital Monsters
    An assault on brain cells.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 30 Sean Means
    Road Trip
    But as objectionable as its subject matter is, the most objectionable thing is that it's not funny.
    • 28 Metascore
    • 10 Sean Means
    Drop Dead Gorgeous
    Drop Dead Gorgeous eventually shows that it doesn't like anybody -- in the movie or in the audience.
    • Film.com
    • 30 Metascore
    • 30 Sean Means
    Where the Heart Is
    Recycled "Steel Magnolias."
    • 49 Metascore
    • 10 Sean Means
    The 6th Day
    Another droning formulaic thriller.
    • 15 Metascore
    • 10 Sean Means
    Book of Shadows: Blair Witch 2
    Admirers of "The Blair Witch Project" are going to be left high and dry.
    • 30 Metascore
    • 10 Sean Means
    The Replacements
    A sports movie as distinguishable as one M&M in a bag, working off a formula as easy-to-read as an onsides kick.
    • 22 Metascore
    • 20 Sean Means
    Saving Silverman
    Chaotic, peurile, loaded with sniggering commentary and obsessed with breasts, Saving Silverman is like a 90-minute walk through a 13-year-old boy's head.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 20 Sean Means
    Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me
    I just really, really, really, don't like this movie, and I don't care who knows it.
    • Film.com
    • 24 Metascore
    • 20 Sean Means
    Get Carter
    Sly, slick and slow.
    • 9 Metascore
    • 0 Sean Means
    Battlefield Earth: A Saga of the Year 3000
    In the pantheon of cinematic train wrecks, from "Ishtar" to "Waterworld," set a place at the table for Battlefield Earth.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 10 Sean Means
    Mickey Blue Eyes
    Atrocious comedy.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 20 Sean Means
    The 13th Warrior
    Mud-stained, blood-soaked and completely useless.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 20 Sean Means
    Men of Honor
    A bad movie about a great man.
    • 33 Metascore
    • 10 Sean Means
    Big Momma's House
    So you'll laugh during Big Momma's House -- but the laughs are so negligible you'll probably forget them before you get to the parking lot.
    • 36 Metascore
    • 30 Sean Means
    The Adventures of Rocky & Bullwinkle
    Has some good throwaway gags -- but far too often, the moviemakers don't throw them away soon enough.
    • 28 Metascore
    • 10 Sean Means
    Pokémon: The Movie 2000
    Kids -- may like this movie. But kids like green ketchup, so what do they know?
    • 24 Metascore
    • 10 Sean Means
    Universal Soldier: The Return
    Slow-moving and violent mess...feels slow even at a scant 82 minutes...Even by the slack standards of Van Damme's oeuvre, "The Return" is a letdown.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 10 Sean Means
    Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery
    I see Austin Powers as Myers' desperate cry for help -- a plea to stop him before he does schtick again.
    • Film.com
    • 32 Metascore
    • 20 Sean Means
    Swordfish
    John, John, John -- one more bad-guy role in a bad movie and you're going to need another comeback.
    • 27 Metascore
    • 20 Sean Means
    The Flintstones in Viva Rock Vegas
    A One-Joke Show.
    • 39 Metascore
    • 30 Sean Means
    Exit Wounds
    The small reward is the cool, confident presence of DMX, who shows signs of being a great leading man. But only in a much smarter, more original movie.
    • 35 Metascore
    • 10 Sean Means
    Loser
    Gets my vote for the summer's most offensive movie.
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