Robert Wilonsky

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For 397 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 31% higher than the average critic
  • 2% same as the average critic
  • 67% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 15.8 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Robert Wilonsky's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 50
Highest review score: 100 Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Lowest review score: 0 Martin Lawrence Live: Runteldat
Score distribution:
397 movie reviews
    • 69 Metascore
    • 70 Robert Wilonsky
    Statham's totally believable. He might yet become Bruce Willis.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 80 Robert Wilonsky
    Rodriguez clearly assumes Sin City to be his "Pulp Fiction," his rambling portmanteau--a blending of disparate tales to form a complete, overwhelming epic.
    • 83 Metascore
    • 40 Robert Wilonsky
    In the end, The Apostle feels like a con, a movie that embraces its contradictions only because it's not smart enough to reconcile them; everything feels complex, but, in fact, it's far too simple.
    • 34 Metascore
    • 50 Robert Wilonsky
    If the first movie played like a midseason TV pilot, its successor comes off like an extended episode of a generic sitcom.
    • 20 Metascore
    • 0 Robert Wilonsky
    Sandler and Spade continue their avid quest to dumb down America.
    • 80 Metascore
    • 90 Robert Wilonsky
    Craig, excellent in both art house endeavors (The Mother, Enduring Love) and blockbuster think pieces (Munich), has both a nasty streak and a soft side never before seen in the series; Fleming would recognize him as most like his literary creation: damaged goods in a tailored tux.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 50 Robert Wilonsky
    All Sinbad has going for it is Pfeiffer's Eris.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 20 Robert Wilonsky
    The most offensive movie of the year.
    • 34 Metascore
    • 20 Robert Wilonsky
    An utter drag, a tepid and sterilized telling of Susann's life.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 50 Robert Wilonsky
    It works for a good while--probably half of the movie.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 10 Robert Wilonsky
    An overlong compendium of Oprah moments meant to move and inspire, even if, by the end, it's too exhausted with itself to offer up a single authentic tear or revelation.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 60 Robert Wilonsky
    Morrow the actor tries too -- but he's a stylish director with a steady hand and a shaky eye (the scenes from Lyle's tortured point of view are dazzling, if not a bit unsettling). It'd make one hell of a TV movie.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 80 Robert Wilonsky
    It's not hard to see why actors love working with Penn, even in the smallest roles; he lets them speak monologues even when they're saying nothing at all.
    • 40 Metascore
    • 40 Robert Wilonsky
    A comic-book movie unashamed of its roots, meaning it's unabashed about being silly, overwrought nonsense, which works to its benefit--so much so that you're almost rooting for it by the end.
    • 13 Metascore
    • 0 Robert Wilonsky
    Seems to exist solely to prove there is something beneath the bottom of the barrel.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 50 Robert Wilonsky
    Serendipity already feels archaic, like some dusty relic that's been unearthed from an antique store's attic and polished off for display.
    • 41 Metascore
    • 30 Robert Wilonsky
    Adequately breezy and sleazy -- a movie about the horniest man in the universe looking for a little one-night stand.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 40 Robert Wilonsky
    The movie comes off as willfully eccentric when it should have been charmingly touching.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 70 Robert Wilonsky
    Somewhere between setup and punch line, American Pie 2 starts feeling less like a sequel and more like the second episode of a TV series, a case of fine-tuning after the pilot's been picked up by the network.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 80 Robert Wilonsky
    The film is ultimately so extraordinary because it deals with something so ordinary: the desire to be better than we are, without knowing how to do it.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 50 Robert Wilonsky
    Younger, for whatever reason, simply can't abide their happiness, and so he destructs the relationship from time to time for no reason, using plot devices that wouldn't have been out of place in episodes of "Three's Company."
    • 59 Metascore
    • 40 Robert Wilonsky
    It may have been the perfect storm, but this is the imperfect movie.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 30 Robert Wilonsky
    It's time to run, screaming.
    • 32 Metascore
    • 0 Robert Wilonsky
    The dumbest thing this side of a lobotomy.
    • 90 Metascore
    • 90 Robert Wilonsky
    A gentle, frank, and often hysterical love story about two people destined, and occasionally doomed, to be together forever. Some of us should be as lucky, as blessed, as Harvey Pekar.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 90 Robert Wilonsky
    The movie resonates precisely because it serves as documentary only pretending to be fiction: It's set in a real place recovering from real pain, which Lee makes tangible.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 20 Robert Wilonsky
    It wears out its welcome well before its halfway point, by which time you're either so tangled up in plot points you're strangling, or so bored you just wish you were being strangled.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 50 Robert Wilonsky
    It's by turns poignant and cold, twisted and sweet, dreamy and drab, effortless and overwrought. In short, the movie is a stunning, ambitious mess that leaves you wondering how much better it might have been without Kubrick's specter peering over Spielberg's heavy shoulders.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 60 Robert Wilonsky
    This innocuous, frothy fairy tale isn't so off-putting as you might imagine, thanks in large part to Andrews' ageless charm.
    • 24 Metascore
    • 0 Robert Wilonsky
    A torturous, mawkish, ill-conceived remake.
    • New Times (L.A.)

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