Robert Wilonsky
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31% higher than the average critic
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2% same as the average critic
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67% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 15.8 points lower than other critics.
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Robert Wilonsky's Scores
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| Average review score: | 50 | |
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| Highest review score: | Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind | |
| Lowest review score: | Martin Lawrence Live: Runteldat | |
Score distribution:
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Positive: 133 out of 397
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Mixed: 145 out of 397
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Negative: 119 out of 397
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- Dallas Observer
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- Robert Wilonsky
De Sica's 1952 neorealist masterpiece; it's a stark snapshot in which all is revealed about the "daily life of mankind," as the director once offered by way of description.- New Times (L.A.)
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- Robert Wilonsky
Anderson and Sandler were meant for each other, and their romance is, unbelievably, our reward.- Dallas Observer
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A gentle, frank, and often hysterical love story about two people destined, and occasionally doomed, to be together forever. Some of us should be as lucky, as blessed, as Harvey Pekar.- Dallas Observer
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- Robert Wilonsky
Certainly it exists solely to sell a soundtrack; the movie, like most made for teens, is well beside the point.- Dallas Observer
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- Robert Wilonsky
Yes, yes--The Incredibles is beautiful to look at, but even more lovely beneath the computer-generated surfaces.- Dallas Observer
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The first relevant film about rock and roll and the music industry, the first film that lets you in on the secret.- Dallas Observer
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Yet the magic of the movie is how utterly wrenching it renders these songs, which thrive alongside the film's simple, eloquent, dusky narrative.- Village Voice
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May be the most wrenching, profound and perfectly made movie nobody wants to see.- Dallas Observer
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- Robert Wilonsky
Capturing the Friedmans does not end after its credits roll; audiences will try the case over and over again in their heads. Jarecki does not judge, but leaves only tragic clues for us to ponder.- Dallas Observer
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- Robert Wilonsky
It reminds one of "The Constant Gardener," another globetrotting thriller bereft of thrills that looks more important in retrospect than on the screen. Certainly, one man's trash is another man's masterpiece, and more power to the viewer who can stick with this deadpan travelogue and make it to the ending that actually satisfies.- Dallas Observer
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- Robert Wilonsky
Feels like something entirely brand-new; such are the gifts of Kaufman and Gondry, inventors and magicians.- Dallas Observer
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- Robert Wilonsky
It's this moralizing, this slamming down of a stop sign every time the movie wants to rev its engines, that keeps Lord of War from being great. But it's three-fourths of a great movie, if nothing else, it has more brains and balls than most studio releases, for which it's to be commended and recommended.- Dallas Observer
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- Robert Wilonsky
One of the most remarkable things about Murderball, which is easily among the year's best movies, is how little of its time is filled with the playing of the game.- Dallas Observer
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- Village Voice
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- Robert Wilonsky
Rock Star takes itself so seriously it becomes full-on parody -- "This Is Spinal Tap" as a sanctimonious cautionary tale. And how rock 'n' roll is that?- New Times (L.A.)
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- Robert Wilonsky
If Dubus' work always resembled some sort of literary therapy session, as has often been said, then Field's version requires grief counseling. It is, at times, that devastating.- New Times (L.A.)
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- Robert Wilonsky
In the end, The Apostle feels like a con, a movie that embraces its contradictions only because it's not smart enough to reconcile them; everything feels complex, but, in fact, it's far too simple.- Dallas Observer
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- Robert Wilonsky
What makes About Schmidt so extraordinary is how ordinary its tale is; it's a gray picture about gray people looking for some kind of meaning in their gray lives.- Dallas Observer
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- Robert Wilonsky
The film is a whirlwind blur, a kinetic thrill ride through the industrial backwater that was one of punk and post-punk's most fertile Promised Lands: Manchester.- New Times (L.A.)
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- Robert Wilonsky
Scorsese's rockudrama withstands big-screen scrutiny some 24 years after its initial release.- New Times (L.A.)
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- Robert Wilonsky
Shrek isn't clever or smart. It just wants you to think it is, through wink after wink after wink.- New Times (L.A.)
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- Robert Wilonsky
The film, from its deadpan start to its languorous finish, provides the most joyous moviegoing experience in years.- Dallas Observer
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- Robert Wilonsky
The movie's so hung up (pardon) on its gimmick it never transcends it; might have been better had Kiefer called Moviefone.- Dallas Observer
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- Robert Wilonsky
As he did in "Shaun of the Dead" and "Hot Fuzz", Wright immerses his heroes in pop culture's detritus and diversions, but doesn't drown them in it. You don't have to be dazzled or tickled by the movie, or get every joke, to be touched by it, too.- Village Voice
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- Robert Wilonsky
The most overrated movie of the year (of all time?) by people who should know better.- Dallas Observer
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- Robert Wilonsky
Is it enough to make us like a thing we used to love? For most, that rekindling of an old flame will be good enough.- Dallas Observer
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- Robert Wilonsky
Where Peter was yee-ha giddy with the discovery of his newfound powers in the first film, he's crushed by the weight of responsibility that comes with them in its far superior successor.- Dallas Observer
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- Robert Wilonsky
If Steven Soderbergh taught Clooney how to act in "Out of Sight," then Reitman has taught him how to stop acting. This is the most vulnerable, the most playful, the most human performance of his career.- Dallas Observer
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- Robert Wilonsky
The first Kill Bill was nothing but violence--swordfight upon swordfight, till the clanking of steel blades drowned out anything anyone said. The second is its emotional counterpart, the heart without all the blood drained from it.- Dallas Observer
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- Robert Wilonsky
There's something more REAL about this version, more human, more lived-in; though their words may have been penned 200 years ago, when Austen was a young woman writing about her idealized self, this cast and crew nudge the material into the now.- Dallas Observer
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- Robert Wilonsky
Sometimes junk is junk, no matter how fancy the platter upon which it's served. Which isn't to say A History of Violence is useless junk. It provides a few pleasures and a few giggles; it's a comedy, after all, an action movie in which things unfold at a deadpan pace.- Dallas Observer
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- Robert Wilonsky
School of Rock, populated by bright-shiny faces given a "Revenge of the Nerds" happy ending, is light and meaningless but never worthless. It merely aspires to be a good time and is just that and nothing more, a grin-worthy buzz that wears off in the parking lot.- Dallas Observer
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- Robert Wilonsky
Audiard keeps things shaky, grim, claustrophobic, doomed. His film has the feel of documentary, as he follows Clara through the daily grind that pulverizes her. We're in her head, literally.- New Times (L.A.)
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- Robert Wilonsky
A remarkable movie with an unsatisfying ending, which is just the point.- New Times (L.A.)
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- Robert Wilonsky
When Affleck keeps getting work, the terrorists HAVE won. With blank eyes and soft features, he has none of the gravitas of his predecessors, Alec Baldwin and Harrison Ford, who saved the world with swagger. Affleck merely looks like a frat boy in over his head, which is perhaps the point.- New Times (L.A.)
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- Robert Wilonsky
This movie would be worth feting in any season. It's wrenching but never manipulative, stoic but never dull, exhausting but never wearying.- New Times (L.A.)
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- Robert Wilonsky
The movie works because Berg never forgets to keep his heart in the game and not just his head.- Dallas Observer
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- Robert Wilonsky
Nathaniel will sometimes take it too far. It's particularly distracting, and even a little distancing, when he waits till the end of a lengthy interview to tell one of his father's former collaborators and friends that he is Louis' son.- Dallas Observer
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- Robert Wilonsky
This pallid little ditty, like the rest of Lance Bass and pals' oeuvre, is soulless, banal and derivative.- New Times (L.A.)
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- Robert Wilonsky
Jackson is merely indulging himself here, too, doing a thing not because he should but because he can. And maybe that's a good reason but not good enough. The girl still cries, the ape still dies and all you're left with is a ringing in your ears.- Dallas Observer
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- Robert Wilonsky
An ugly-duckling tale so hideously and clumsily told it feels accidental. Surely, no one PLANNED something this disastrously unfunny.- New Times (L.A.)
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- Robert Wilonsky
Here it is -- another double cross for which you will, and should, hand over your few grubby bucks.- New Times (L.A.)
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- Robert Wilonsky
Craig, excellent in both art house endeavors (The Mother, Enduring Love) and blockbuster think pieces (Munich), has both a nasty streak and a soft side never before seen in the series; Fleming would recognize him as most like his literary creation: damaged goods in a tailored tux.- Village Voice
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- Robert Wilonsky
Can barely move during its final half hour, which is a shame, because until then it's a frenetic, engaging ride -- a huge grin, not unlike the one Tom Cruise now hides behind his grownup's braces.- New Times (L.A.)
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- Robert Wilonsky
It's chatty when it wants to pretend it's deep and spiritual, messy when it's striving for chaotic and thrilling, and boring when it has no other options left.- Dallas Observer
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- Robert Wilonsky
The Dancer Upstairs would have made a suitable double feature with "The Quiet American"; both films unfold slowly, build toward an anxious climax and end with a shrug of grief.- Dallas Observer
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- Robert Wilonsky
As giddy and antic as any great Warner Bros. cartoon of the 1930s and '40s -- it bears seeing more than once, if only to allow for the sight gags that play second fiddle to the plot, a rarity in animation -- but also resonant and real. In other words, it's the perfect movie.- New Times (L.A.)
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- Robert Wilonsky
If only Condon kept up the Q&A format, because when he ditches it the movie turns flat and familiar.- Dallas Observer
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- Robert Wilonsky
If his first two films were about emotional mutes, then Before Sunrise is the tale of two kids who won't shut the hell up.- Dallas Observer
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- Robert Wilonsky
It puts us in the shoes of men and women for whom the war is not something distant and intangible but a bloodbath in their own back yard, which makes them the very definition of embedded journalists.- Dallas Observer
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- Robert Wilonsky
Which leaves Witherspoon, that delicious pastry, to heave the movie on her small shoulders and carry it home. The load is light -- the movie weighs no more than a glass of flat champagne -- but even she can't withstand the burden.- New Times (L.A.)
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- Robert Wilonsky
Cinema has done a fine job of documenting the anti-apartheid movement, even if too often the spotlight shone brightest on the white man through whom the black man's story was being told.- Dallas Observer
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- Robert Wilonsky
A brilliant piece of garbage -- mesmerizing, but only because you can't believe someone has the temerity to put so much into so little.- Dallas Observer
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- Robert Wilonsky
The star's the thing, the only thing, and he's brilliant at playing a thinly veiled version of himself.- Dallas Observer
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- Robert Wilonsky
A trifle at best, a lightweight, wink-wink amalgam of myriad other films, some of which have even starred Chan and Wilson.- Dallas Observer
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- Robert Wilonsky
A remarkable movie, because, like "Crumb" or even "American Splendor," it adores the very people most of us might ignore if they passed us on the street. It's a love letter to someone who desperately needs one, even 10 years after his death.- Dallas Observer
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- Robert Wilonsky
The Guys is less a tearing open of old wounds than a balm to be applied over them. It doesn't wallow. It doesn't weep.- Dallas Observer
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- Robert Wilonsky
After trying to prove himself a serious actor in deadly dull movies, Ledger lightens up and brightens up a movie that attempts the trick of bringing a new spin to an old story but can't pull off the stunt.- Dallas Observer
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- Robert Wilonsky
Gaghan's a filmmaker for the gamer who doesn't need to have the plot follow a neat, linear path. Besides, you don't need to know precisely what's going on; no one else in the film does either. Which is Gaghan's point.- Dallas Observer
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- Robert Wilonsky
If there's a flaw with the film, it's that Justman doesn't trust his narrators enough; too often he'll stage a re-enactment while someone's talking, as if he's afraid the mere tales themselves won't hold our interest. But they will, as long as there's a kid slapping a bass, a sampler swiping a groove or some middle-aged couple slow dancing to Marvin Gaye or the Miracles.- Dallas Observer
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- Robert Wilonsky
One expects more from writer-director Wes Anderson (and his co-scribbler, Owen Wilson) than such frivolous fun that bears no lingering effect.- New Times (L.A.)
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- Robert Wilonsky
Just as you feel the numbing, clammy clench of paranoia on your neck, you realize, nope, the grip is just the director's attempt at tickling you to death. Demme's movie had no right to work. It does, and then some.- Dallas Observer
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- Robert Wilonsky
Engaging and revelatory, turning forgotten footnotes and discarded minutiae into the stuff of riveting drama and poignant laughs.- Dallas Observer
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- Robert Wilonsky
This Shrek is both funnier and warmer than its predecessor; it's better-looking, too, no longer as clunky and junky as video-game graphics.- Dallas Observer
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- Robert Wilonsky
It's the most uplifting movie of a numbing year -- a feel-good film full of songs about feeling god-awful.- New Times (L.A.)
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- Robert Wilonsky
It's either the world's greatest infomercial for fame (and its omnipresent companion, notoriety) or the saddest eulogy of all.- New Times (L.A.)
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- Robert Wilonsky
Breezy and easy to swallow. Its maker, Steven Spielberg, hasn't had so much fun in two decades.- Dallas Observer
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Perhaps the most remarkable aspect of About a Boy is how substantial it plays -- as a feel-good film with weight, a knowing comedy with dramatic depth.- New Times (L.A.)
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- Robert Wilonsky
It's but a witty, engaging hodgepodge of archetypes and clichés; it retreads not only the TV show's story lines, but also those of every "Star Trek" and "Gunsmoke" episode. It needed the room of a big screen just to fit all of its influences into a single place.- Dallas Observer
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- Robert Wilonsky
What the books suggest, the movie reveals and revels in--the songs, in other words, those brilliant, backbreakingly fast anthems.- Dallas Observer
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- Robert Wilonsky
It's too turgid and redundant to have any real impact. As a thriller, it barely thrills; as a lecture, it has nothing new to say.- Dallas Observer
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- Robert Wilonsky
It's vibrant and verdant and heartbreakingly inviting, begging you to escape into a lovely tale in which children, through a simple act of faith, find their own heaven on earth.- Dallas Observer
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- Robert Wilonsky
Little more than direct-to-vid nonsense offered by Disney at dollars on the penny to parents looking to waste time and money keeping kids occupied away from the TV screen.- New Times (L.A.)
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- Robert Wilonsky
Were it not for the involvement of producer Bruckheimer, who has made billions by conning millions into believing they can't live without his celluloid crack, it's doubtful Kangaroo Jack would even exist. As it stands now, the "movie" barely exists anyway.- Dallas Observer
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- Robert Wilonsky
My Kid Could Paint That's about art—and it IS art, among the best documentaries ever made about that elusive process of manufacturing something out of nothing. But it's also a must-see for every single parent who believes their children are special, when all they want to be is your children.- Dallas Observer
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- Robert Wilonsky
Rodriguez clearly assumes Sin City to be his "Pulp Fiction," his rambling portmanteau--a blending of disparate tales to form a complete, overwhelming epic.- Dallas Observer
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- Robert Wilonsky
That he (Hetfield), and his band, still lives is astonishing enough; that you get to see how and why in a movie so painfully intimate is nothing short of extraordinary.- Dallas Observer
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- Robert Wilonsky
It's bright and spry, giggly and bouncy, but also cuddly with occasional touches of cruelty--a movie in which best friends, when let loose in the wild, suddenly realize one's a little higher on the food chain.- Dallas Observer
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- Robert Wilonsky
As Frank, a widower who falls for his son's conniving would-be girlfriend (Maggie Gyllenhaal), Arnold is a revelation.- Dallas Observer
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- Robert Wilonsky
This is a Julia Roberts Movie about only one thing: being a Julia Roberts Movie.- Dallas Observer
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- Robert Wilonsky
A film built upon transitions so weak and obvious it's astonishing the entire thing doesn't collapse on itself.- Dallas Observer
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- Robert Wilonsky
Were it not for the performance of Foxx, the movie, which touches every base and slows to a crawl near home plate, would sink even when the score soars.- Dallas Observer
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- Robert Wilonsky
Virgin is astoundingly astute but also wondrously clever, written with more care and joy than any hundred comedies to come out of Hollywood in years.- Dallas Observer
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- Robert Wilonsky
The filmmaker who once aimed to enchant his audiences with cheerful stories of beatific visitors from outer space now wants only to scare the hell out of us. E.T., as it turns out, is a mass murderer after all, and we are his Reese's Pieces.- Dallas Observer
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- Robert Wilonsky
No matter how well you think you know this tale, you do not know it at all. It offers the oldest clichés polished up like some brand-new thing by director Greg Whiteley.- Dallas Observer
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- Robert Wilonsky
The actual finale, which so betrays what's come before it that it leaves one walking out of the theater holding a grudge against what was.- New Times (L.A.)
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