Robert Wilonsky
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31% higher than the average critic
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2% same as the average critic
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67% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 15.8 points lower than other critics.
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Robert Wilonsky's Scores
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| Average review score: | 50 | |
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| Highest review score: | Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind | |
| Lowest review score: | Martin Lawrence Live: Runteldat | |
Score distribution:
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Positive: 133 out of 397
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Mixed: 145 out of 397
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Negative: 119 out of 397
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- Village Voice
- Posted Sep 20, 2011
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- Robert Wilonsky
It's the most uplifting movie of a numbing year -- a feel-good film full of songs about feeling god-awful.- New Times (L.A.)
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- Robert Wilonsky
At last, his (Howard's) first great (and filling) movie--inspirational, yes, but far from hokey; moving, absolutely, but never saccharine; and gripping, despite its being a fixed fight.- Dallas Observer
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- Robert Wilonsky
This movie would be worth feting in any season. It's wrenching but never manipulative, stoic but never dull, exhausting but never wearying.- New Times (L.A.)
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- Robert Wilonsky
Robots doesn't rely on being current, which will ultimately render it as timeless as any great fable. At its center is a big, beating heart.- Dallas Observer
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- Robert Wilonsky
Elf may be no more than a pleasant, amusing trifle, a grin that fades well before Thanksgiving, but it also will endure in the way all decent Hollywood-made Christmas fairy tales last if they're rendered with good cheer and good will.- Dallas Observer
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- Robert Wilonsky
It's everything most movies this year have not been: deeply felt, genuine, gracious.- New Times (L.A.)
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- Robert Wilonsky
Where Peter was yee-ha giddy with the discovery of his newfound powers in the first film, he's crushed by the weight of responsibility that comes with them in its far superior successor.- Dallas Observer
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- Robert Wilonsky
This is phony, absolutely, but the good feeling it leaves behind is plenty real.- Dallas Observer
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- Robert Wilonsky
A remarkable movie with an unsatisfying ending, which is just the point.- New Times (L.A.)
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- Robert Wilonsky
Here it is -- another double cross for which you will, and should, hand over your few grubby bucks.- New Times (L.A.)
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- Robert Wilonsky
That's where the movie falters: It tries to give Garcia's book a heart and conscience it didn't need and never demanded.- Dallas Observer
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- Robert Wilonsky
Virgin is astoundingly astute but also wondrously clever, written with more care and joy than any hundred comedies to come out of Hollywood in years.- Dallas Observer
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- Robert Wilonsky
Scott and Olds' is an essential movie, and one of the year's very best.- Dallas Observer
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- Robert Wilonsky
The Dancer Upstairs would have made a suitable double feature with "The Quiet American"; both films unfold slowly, build toward an anxious climax and end with a shrug of grief.- Dallas Observer
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- Dallas Observer
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- Robert Wilonsky
It's a thoroughly delightful throwaway--the kind of movie for which cable television was made, from the maker of "Music & Lyrics" (Marc Lawrence), who knows his way 'round a snappy tune.- Dallas Observer
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- Robert Wilonsky
A celebration of the naughty joke and the courage it takes to tell one.- Dallas Observer
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- Robert Wilonsky
This Shrek is both funnier and warmer than its predecessor; it's better-looking, too, no longer as clunky and junky as video-game graphics.- Dallas Observer
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- Robert Wilonsky
Perfectly acceptable, deliriously charming...a goofy Bmovie dolled up like a square-jawed A-list blockbuster.- New Times (L.A.)
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- Robert Wilonsky
The Weather Man is not the wacky movie Paramount is selling, nor is it cynical Oscar bait. It's just a little movie about little people trying not to get wet or freeze to death or get burned when they walk outside, and good luck with all that.- Dallas Observer
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- Dallas Observer
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- Robert Wilonsky
The filmmaker who once aimed to enchant his audiences with cheerful stories of beatific visitors from outer space now wants only to scare the hell out of us. E.T., as it turns out, is a mass murderer after all, and we are his Reese's Pieces.- Dallas Observer
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- Robert Wilonsky
Charlie doesn't have a point, doesn't give a damn about giving a damn. It is what it is: a beautiful goof, a drunken supermodel in search of one more party before the sun comes up.- Dallas Observer
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- Robert Wilonsky
Nathaniel will sometimes take it too far. It's particularly distracting, and even a little distancing, when he waits till the end of a lengthy interview to tell one of his father's former collaborators and friends that he is Louis' son.- Dallas Observer
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- Robert Wilonsky
That's all Full Frontal is: a brilliant gag at the expense of those who paid for it and those who pay to see it.- New Times (L.A.)
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- Robert Wilonsky
It's bright and spry, giggly and bouncy, but also cuddly with occasional touches of cruelty--a movie in which best friends, when let loose in the wild, suddenly realize one's a little higher on the food chain.- Dallas Observer
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- New Times (L.A.)
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- Dallas Observer
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- Robert Wilonsky
That he (Hetfield), and his band, still lives is astonishing enough; that you get to see how and why in a movie so painfully intimate is nothing short of extraordinary.- Dallas Observer
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- Robert Wilonsky
What makes Crash so gripping--so terrifying in spots, so moving in others, and even a little funny at times--is how nothing happens as we think it will.- Dallas Observer
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- Robert Wilonsky
Steers' film will likely polarize the audience, which, if nothing else, gives it rare resonance; at least it makes you feel, where many similar indie efforts make you sleepy.- New Times (L.A.)
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- Robert Wilonsky
The Ladykillers fits snugly among the Coens' lighter and breezier movies--the ones you forget after you see them once and begin to appreciate and finally adore the more often you revisit them.- Dallas Observer
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- Robert Wilonsky
Zucker!'s a bona fide hit in Germany, where, apparently, there's been a shortage of Jewish comedies since, oh, 1939, give or take. But it deserves its imported rep; rare's the movie that has an Orthodox Jew tripping on Ecstasy while getting a massage from a Palestinian prostitute hours before his mamala's funeral.- Dallas Observer
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- New Times (L.A.)
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- Robert Wilonsky
If Allen owns The Upside of Anger, she is generous enough to loan it to Costner, who, despite the dim, glazed eyes, is more alive here than he's been in years.- Dallas Observer
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- Robert Wilonsky
If Dubus' work always resembled some sort of literary therapy session, as has often been said, then Field's version requires grief counseling. It is, at times, that devastating.- New Times (L.A.)
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- Dallas Observer
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- Robert Wilonsky
One expects more from writer-director Wes Anderson (and his co-scribbler, Owen Wilson) than such frivolous fun that bears no lingering effect.- New Times (L.A.)
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- Robert Wilonsky
One of the most remarkable things about Murderball, which is easily among the year's best movies, is how little of its time is filled with the playing of the game.- Dallas Observer
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- Robert Wilonsky
As he did in "Shaun of the Dead" and "Hot Fuzz", Wright immerses his heroes in pop culture's detritus and diversions, but doesn't drown them in it. You don't have to be dazzled or tickled by the movie, or get every joke, to be touched by it, too.- Village Voice
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- Robert Wilonsky
If Steven Soderbergh taught Clooney how to act in "Out of Sight," then Reitman has taught him how to stop acting. This is the most vulnerable, the most playful, the most human performance of his career.- Dallas Observer
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- Robert Wilonsky
A remarkable movie, because, like "Crumb" or even "American Splendor," it adores the very people most of us might ignore if they passed us on the street. It's a love letter to someone who desperately needs one, even 10 years after his death.- Dallas Observer
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- Robert Wilonsky
The movie is stirringly, thrillingly animated; Stander, as some say around Johannesburg, lives.- Dallas Observer
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- Robert Wilonsky
May be the most wrenching, profound and perfectly made movie nobody wants to see.- Dallas Observer
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- Robert Wilonsky
It succeeds where its recent predecessor miserably fails because it demands that you suffer the dreadfulness of war from both sides. That might not make it a milestone, but it's a hell of an improvement.- New Times (L.A.)
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- Robert Wilonsky
Just as you feel the numbing, clammy clench of paranoia on your neck, you realize, nope, the grip is just the director's attempt at tickling you to death. Demme's movie had no right to work. It does, and then some.- Dallas Observer
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- Robert Wilonsky
Willis gives a remarkable, wrenching performance: He is the most fragile indestructible man ever created.- Dallas Observer
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- Robert Wilonsky
The first Kill Bill was nothing but violence--swordfight upon swordfight, till the clanking of steel blades drowned out anything anyone said. The second is its emotional counterpart, the heart without all the blood drained from it.- Dallas Observer
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- Robert Wilonsky
Yes, yes--The Incredibles is beautiful to look at, but even more lovely beneath the computer-generated surfaces.- Dallas Observer
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- Robert Wilonsky
Dark and funny and mean and sexy, damned near pitch-black-perfect considering that at the end of this boozy comedy you wind up with, oh, Osama bin Laden.- Village Voice
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- Robert Wilonsky
The Guys is less a tearing open of old wounds than a balm to be applied over them. It doesn't wallow. It doesn't weep.- Dallas Observer
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- Robert Wilonsky
The movie works because Berg never forgets to keep his heart in the game and not just his head.- Dallas Observer
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- Robert Wilonsky
Hoffman, though, is the real gas--the vet getting dopey and loopy and handsy because, hey, what the hell...The midnight cowboy rides again.- Dallas Observer
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- Robert Wilonsky
Without being too glib about it, World Trade Center is a most improbable thing: an upbeat film about September 11, one of the few stories to emerge from that day to come with a happy ending.- Dallas Observer
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- Robert Wilonsky
It's vibrant and verdant and heartbreakingly inviting, begging you to escape into a lovely tale in which children, through a simple act of faith, find their own heaven on earth.- Dallas Observer
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- Robert Wilonsky
The film, from its deadpan start to its languorous finish, provides the most joyous moviegoing experience in years.- Dallas Observer
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- Robert Wilonsky
The first half of Intolerable Cruelty is more than tolerable; it's a dopey kick full of goofy jokes tossed off so quickly you're reminded less of bickering-bantering Grant and Rosalind Russell than Groucho and Chico Marx.- Dallas Observer
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- Robert Wilonsky
Scorsese's rockudrama withstands big-screen scrutiny some 24 years after its initial release.- New Times (L.A.)
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- Robert Wilonsky
The fanboy in me loves it, being wrapped in the warm projected glow of nostalgia for a movie I've memorized since age 9.- Dallas Observer
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- Robert Wilonsky
No matter how well you think you know this tale, you do not know it at all. It offers the oldest clichés polished up like some brand-new thing by director Greg Whiteley.- Dallas Observer
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- Robert Wilonsky
Penn's lead performance is the main attraction here, and it's a fine piece of work--far superior to his overly showy Oscar-winning role last year.- Dallas Observer
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- Robert Wilonsky
Audiard keeps things shaky, grim, claustrophobic, doomed. His film has the feel of documentary, as he follows Clara through the daily grind that pulverizes her. We're in her head, literally.- New Times (L.A.)
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- Robert Wilonsky
What makes About Schmidt so extraordinary is how ordinary its tale is; it's a gray picture about gray people looking for some kind of meaning in their gray lives.- Dallas Observer
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- Robert Wilonsky
Anderson and Sandler were meant for each other, and their romance is, unbelievably, our reward.- Dallas Observer
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- Robert Wilonsky
Altman gladly admits there's not much of a story here; his movies are driven by characters.- Dallas Observer
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- Robert Wilonsky
School of Rock, populated by bright-shiny faces given a "Revenge of the Nerds" happy ending, is light and meaningless but never worthless. It merely aspires to be a good time and is just that and nothing more, a grin-worthy buzz that wears off in the parking lot.- Dallas Observer
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- Robert Wilonsky
There's something more REAL about this version, more human, more lived-in; though their words may have been penned 200 years ago, when Austen was a young woman writing about her idealized self, this cast and crew nudge the material into the now.- Dallas Observer
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- Robert Wilonsky
Keaton's so good you almost forget how wonderful Downey is as Steven Schwimmer.- Dallas Observer
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- Robert Wilonsky
Can barely move during its final half hour, which is a shame, because until then it's a frenetic, engaging ride -- a huge grin, not unlike the one Tom Cruise now hides behind his grownup's braces.- New Times (L.A.)
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- Dallas Observer
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- Dallas Observer
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- Robert Wilonsky
As surreal as it is obscene, as clever as it is crude. It plays like some raw offspring of underground comix and the comedies of the 1920s.- Dallas Observer
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- Robert Wilonsky
Do not read too much into Burger's mockumentary, then; it's just having a lark, poking fun at conspiracy theorists, taking the piss out of the dozens of docs out there that present themselves as The Real Story About the Killing of John Kennedy.- Dallas Observer
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- Robert Wilonsky
Johnson, who was computer-generated in "Mummy" and only looked it in "Scorpion King," keeps it engaging, displaying a comedic knack first revealed during his Saturday Night Live appearance in 2000; he has the timing of a Rolex, even when playing straight man to American Pie's Stifler.- Dallas Observer
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- Robert Wilonsky
It's a movie about discomfort and distance, like an episode of "Curb Your Enthusiasm" or "The Larry Sanders Show" shot in deadpan black-and-white.- Dallas Observer
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- Robert Wilonsky
Feels like something entirely brand-new; such are the gifts of Kaufman and Gondry, inventors and magicians.- Dallas Observer
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- Robert Wilonsky
What Constantine offers is a deceptively thoughtful tale tricked up like an action movie; it's beautiful to look at but even more lovely to ruminate over.- Dallas Observer
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- Robert Wilonsky
As ridiculous, as mawkish and schizophrenic as The Family Stone is, it's also surprisingly endearing.- Dallas Observer
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Yet the magic of the movie is how utterly wrenching it renders these songs, which thrive alongside the film's simple, eloquent, dusky narrative.- Village Voice
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- Robert Wilonsky
Engaging and revelatory, turning forgotten footnotes and discarded minutiae into the stuff of riveting drama and poignant laughs.- Dallas Observer
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- Robert Wilonsky
It's but a witty, engaging hodgepodge of archetypes and clichés; it retreads not only the TV show's story lines, but also those of every "Star Trek" and "Gunsmoke" episode. It needed the room of a big screen just to fit all of its influences into a single place.- Dallas Observer
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- Robert Wilonsky
It's hagiography, yes, but also powerful and poignant.- Dallas Observer
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- Robert Wilonsky
Breezy and easy to swallow. Its maker, Steven Spielberg, hasn't had so much fun in two decades.- Dallas Observer
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- Robert Wilonsky
As giddy and antic as any great Warner Bros. cartoon of the 1930s and '40s -- it bears seeing more than once, if only to allow for the sight gags that play second fiddle to the plot, a rarity in animation -- but also resonant and real. In other words, it's the perfect movie.- New Times (L.A.)
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- Robert Wilonsky
Though it's a blast to watch, it becomes tiresome over the long haul--25 minutes of Thurman hacking her way through the crowd to get to a woman whose fate we're informed of early on. It's the most climactic anti-climax in recent film history, a no-d'uh coda awaiting the ending it really deserves but never gets. Not this year, anyway.- Dallas Observer
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- Robert Wilonsky
The film is a whirlwind blur, a kinetic thrill ride through the industrial backwater that was one of punk and post-punk's most fertile Promised Lands: Manchester.- New Times (L.A.)
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- Dallas Observer
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- Robert Wilonsky
De Sica's 1952 neorealist masterpiece; it's a stark snapshot in which all is revealed about the "daily life of mankind," as the director once offered by way of description.- New Times (L.A.)
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- Dallas Observer
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- Robert Wilonsky
Signs blessedly displays a sense of giddy dark humor absent from Shyamalan's previous outings. It appears for much of the film he's merely having fun with the genre, goofing on its paranoid roots.- New Times (L.A.)
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- Robert Wilonsky
Northfork may be doomed, but the Polish brothers and cinematographer M. David Mullen (who worked with the brothers on their previous features, "Twin Falls, Idaho" and "Jackpot") make the place feel like heaven on earth.- Dallas Observer
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- Robert Wilonsky
The star's the thing, the only thing, and he's brilliant at playing a thinly veiled version of himself.- Dallas Observer
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- Robert Wilonsky
Not only an exceptional thriller, but a transcendent summer movie: It assumes, for two hours, you've brain and heart enough to stick with a film that doesn't condescend, doesn't beat you up and doesn't dumb you to death.- New Times (L.A.)
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- Robert Wilonsky
My Kid Could Paint That's about art—and it IS art, among the best documentaries ever made about that elusive process of manufacturing something out of nothing. But it's also a must-see for every single parent who believes their children are special, when all they want to be is your children.- Dallas Observer
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- Robert Wilonsky
Co-directors and writers John Musker and Ron Clements doll it up so marvelously you're sucked into the screen and forced to confront the fact that at their best, these filmmakers can make the two-dimensional astonishingly warm and full-bodied.- Dallas Observer
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- Robert Wilonsky
It's either the world's greatest infomercial for fame (and its omnipresent companion, notoriety) or the saddest eulogy of all.- New Times (L.A.)
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- Robert Wilonsky
If only Condon kept up the Q&A format, because when he ditches it the movie turns flat and familiar.- Dallas Observer
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- Dallas Observer
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Cinema has done a fine job of documenting the anti-apartheid movement, even if too often the spotlight shone brightest on the white man through whom the black man's story was being told.- Dallas Observer
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