Robert Koehler

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For 516 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 45% higher than the average critic
  • 4% same as the average critic
  • 51% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 13.8 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Robert Koehler's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 52
Highest review score: 100 Neil Young: Heart of Gold
Lowest review score: 0 Divorce: The Musical
Score distribution:
516 movie reviews
    • 37 Metascore
    • 40 Robert Koehler
    The live event was hopefully more engaging than this dull adaptation.
    • 37 Metascore
    • 40 Robert Koehler
    The star in this case is Martin Lawrence, who is not only thoroughly upstaged by nemesis Danny DeVito but is completely boxed out of his comfort zone for broad physical comedy.
    • 37 Metascore
    • 50 Robert Koehler
    You'd half expect the Xbox logo to pop up on the credit roll for XXX: State of the Union, since what's on view is closer to a videogame than a movie. While that will be music to the ears of young gamers, it's noise to anyone hoping for a coherent action movie.
    • 37 Metascore
    • 30 Robert Koehler
    Stuffed with attitude but just as hackneyed as the original, Love Don't Cost a Thing brings a year of exceptionally lame youth comedies to a fitting conclusion.
    • 37 Metascore
    • 50 Robert Koehler
    If anything, this Canadian production misses a great opportunity to dig into its setting and examine the dark side of seemingly pristine Toronto, even as the script by Elan Mastai and director David Weaver labors over a mostly boilerplate storyline.
    • 37 Metascore
    • 50 Robert Koehler
    While there's the sense that this old guy/young guy spy angle has been done better by films like "Spy Game" a decade ago, Gere, never looking tougher or handsomer, and Grace, adding some action skills to his relatively cerebral persona, invigorate the proceedings in roles that would seem to benefit the actors' career arcs.
    • 36 Metascore
    • 60 Robert Koehler
    Unusually slick, mini-budgeted and broad piece of slapstick that liberally borrows from Neil Simon and "The Gang That Couldn't Shoot Straight'' with the twist that gay hit men are the romantic heroes.
    • 36 Metascore
    • 30 Robert Koehler
    A valiant but seriously flawed attempt to belie the notion that if you remember what you did in the '60s, you weren't there.
    • 36 Metascore
    • 50 Robert Koehler
    Never really busts out of second gear.
    • 36 Metascore
    • 70 Robert Koehler
    Diesel makes a violent bid to align himself with the Clint Eastwood-Charles Bronson-Steve McQueen tradition, but he lacks the charisma, emotional strength and humor to do so.
    • 36 Metascore
    • 70 Robert Koehler
    Falling short of being truly memorable but sharper than the general slagheap of comedies.
    • 36 Metascore
    • 70 Robert Koehler
    All-encompassing drama.
    • 36 Metascore
    • 20 Robert Koehler
    Though Muniz and Bynes make a somewhat likable team, their funniest skills are dampened by the material's insistent stupidity.
    • 36 Metascore
    • 20 Robert Koehler
    Fires nothing but blanks.
    • 36 Metascore
    • 60 Robert Koehler
    Comes too late, far surpassed by similar and more visually stunning devices in "The Matrix," and even by the mind-bending realities of "eXistenZ."
    • 36 Metascore
    • 40 Robert Koehler
    The street action is vivid, but the dramatics are distinctly not, lending the film an unintended sense of fakery.
    • 36 Metascore
    • 50 Robert Koehler
    Even by the standards of the recent "Saws," which have enjoyed considerably larger budgets than the first pic, the new edition is more frenetically cut (by editors Kevin Greutert and Brett Sullivan), more dimly lit (by lenser David A. Armstrong), sweatier in terms of perfs by the grimly serious cast, more madly packed with micro-incidents and action, and more brazen in requiring suspension of disbelief.
    • 35 Metascore
    • 40 Robert Koehler
    Aiming to join the Jerry Bruckheimer/Michael Bay school of American movie war games, Stealth is just too dumb to make the grade.
    • 35 Metascore
    • 40 Robert Koehler
    Impressive as the combination may seem on paper, having Sheridan direct this sort of genre fare reps a clear miscasting of helmer and subject, as he displays no particular feel for the material and is unable to overcome the story's generic approach, lack of striking psychological ideas, and literal-minded denouement.
    • 35 Metascore
    • 10 Robert Koehler
    Few recent movies have conceived their central female character more contemptuously -- a fanatic for a lifestyle that appears to have come from the bestselling "The Rules."
    • 35 Metascore
    • 20 Robert Koehler
    An odd case of filmmaking with a crystal-clear subject but no guiding dramatic premise.
    • 35 Metascore
    • 20 Robert Koehler
    This deliberately pre-'90s slice of rock 'n' roll-tinged sci-fi horror, decorated with anything but the latest in special effects, seems particularly grungy and marginal.
    • 35 Metascore
    • 30 Robert Koehler
    Partially biographical story of a rich kid's unplanned encounter with the Marines and his even more random romance with a schizophrenic movie starlet is contrived and emotionally incomplete, and strained further by self-consciously cockeyed dialogue.
    • 35 Metascore
    • 40 Robert Koehler
    Undone by an idea capable of hanging together for 30 minutes at best.
    • 35 Metascore
    • 20 Robert Koehler
    Surely one of the most frantic, virulent and foul-natured Christmas season pic ever delivered by a Hollywood studio.
    • 35 Metascore
    • 20 Robert Koehler
    Though the superhero's fans have long awaited his close-up, the Devil's bounty hunter -- complete with a burning skull for a head and a killer motorcycle in flames --materializes in a movie that never measures up to his infernal potential.
    • 35 Metascore
    • 50 Robert Koehler
    Girls -- a big part of the Pokemon crowd and what makes it such a humongous commercial success -- will feel left out in the cold.
    • 35 Metascore
    • 50 Robert Koehler
    It's precisely the lineup of familiar past work that makes I Spy pretty dull goods, invigorated mainly by the sharp interplay between Murphy and Wilson, both of whom shine best when they have a sidekick to work with.
    • 34 Metascore
    • 10 Robert Koehler
    There's nothing in genredom quite so unhinged as the badly made psycho-thriller, and long before it's over, The Glass House collapses from wretched design and execution.
    • 34 Metascore
    • 50 Robert Koehler
    Lame and inoffensive.

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