Robert Koehler

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For 516 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 45% higher than the average critic
  • 4% same as the average critic
  • 51% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 13.8 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Robert Koehler's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 52
Highest review score: 100 Neil Young: Heart of Gold
Lowest review score: 0 Divorce: The Musical
Score distribution:
516 movie reviews
    • 66 Metascore
    • 40 Robert Koehler
    May leave itself open to charges of being little more than a promo feature posing as a documentary, but pic nevertheless is a warts-and-all look at a group of musicians -- and the music biz -- likely to make most record label flacks flinch.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 40 Robert Koehler
    Lacking much dramatic or intellectual stimulation, it's ultimately a limp effort.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 40 Robert Koehler
    Ochoa is such a masterful actor that he makes things fairly interesting despite the script, with Hernandez and Espindola well-cast as two young men operating by different moral compasses.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 40 Robert Koehler
    Both extremely familiar and, despite frequent references to Stanley Kubrick and Orson Welles, cinematically and dramatically dull.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 40 Robert Koehler
    Proceeds like a stultifying history pageant rather than a movie with a pulse of its own.
    • 35 Metascore
    • 40 Robert Koehler
    Aiming to join the Jerry Bruckheimer/Michael Bay school of American movie war games, Stealth is just too dumb to make the grade.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 40 Robert Koehler
    Unfortunately knows no tone between schmaltzy/gooey and slapstick/gross-out. Pic is as far from the original pic and its autobiographical memoir source as it can be while retaining the same title.
    • 32 Metascore
    • 40 Robert Koehler
    A comedy that starts the date in a frisky mood but sours before it's time to kiss goodnight.
    • 28 Metascore
    • 40 Robert Koehler
    The filmmakers themselves betray a lack of knowledge about the Old World, while unfailingly repeating physical hijinks one time too many.
    • 34 Metascore
    • 40 Robert Koehler
    Standard-issue directorial approach is perfectly in keeping with a script whose natural berth is on the tube.
    • 30 Metascore
    • 40 Robert Koehler
    Gods and Generals is American history transformed into a museum movie, consistently making the flawed human characters at the heart of the Civil War into flawless figures Olympian in their statuesque remoteness.
    • 39 Metascore
    • 40 Robert Koehler
    Unable to blend artfilm with psychological thriller, writer-director Hamlet Sarkissian makes something opaque indeed out of Camera Obscura.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 40 Robert Koehler
    There's no cork inside Hardball, but there's more than enough corn. Everything about the movie is geared for maximum uplifting and tear-jerking effect, and seems designed, in the end, to question the old saw that there's no crying in baseball.
    • 35 Metascore
    • 40 Robert Koehler
    Impressive as the combination may seem on paper, having Sheridan direct this sort of genre fare reps a clear miscasting of helmer and subject, as he displays no particular feel for the material and is unable to overcome the story's generic approach, lack of striking psychological ideas, and literal-minded denouement.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 30 Robert Koehler
    This cautionary melodrama about a Korean-American teen girl's slide into depravity is too inconsequential and too earnest to belong in the So Bad It's Good category; rather, it's merely bad.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 30 Robert Koehler
    A textbook example of a movie that betrays its audience, Entrance begins as a mildly interesting slice-of-life look at a struggling Los Angeles cafe worker, then impulsively devolves into a manipulative slasher picture.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 30 Robert Koehler
    Little more than an overworked exercise in jostling red herrings, and not particularly fresh herrings at that.
    • 26 Metascore
    • 30 Robert Koehler
    A weekend romp for four middle-aged buddies devolves into a drug-fueled, suicidal hell in Mark Pellington's ill-conceived and executed I Melt With You, a work of extreme self-indulgence.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 30 Robert Koehler
    As hard as metal and just as dumb, Paul W.S. Anderson's Death Race couldn't be further from producer Roger Corman and director Paul Bartel's goofy, bloody 1975 original, "Death Race 2000."
    • 45 Metascore
    • 30 Robert Koehler
    This is the kind of movie that was doomed on the page, both by an inherently problematic premise and ill-conceived character motivations.
    • 29 Metascore
    • 30 Robert Koehler
    Broadway musical purists will shudder in horror, but parents will be whistling a happy tune that there's at least one acceptable pic out there for their kids.
    • 1 Metascore
    • 30 Robert Koehler
    Chaos may not quite be "the most brutal, horrifying film ever made," as its garish ads promote. But it does contain moments as thoroughly sickening as any in Herschell Gordon Lewis' or Lucio Fulvi's bloody exploiters.
    • 35 Metascore
    • 30 Robert Koehler
    Partially biographical story of a rich kid's unplanned encounter with the Marines and his even more random romance with a schizophrenic movie starlet is contrived and emotionally incomplete, and strained further by self-consciously cockeyed dialogue.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 30 Robert Koehler
    Utterly drab and desperate for laughs.
    • 41 Metascore
    • 30 Robert Koehler
    Lacking the kind of fire and energy that the best youth movies demand, leads Ash and Russell display skills better tuned to the small screen.
    • 34 Metascore
    • 30 Robert Koehler
    To be sure, Kelley's Emmy-winning brand of off-kilter humor and cockeyed affection for rural folk is on display, but his attempt here to blend the citified angst of "Ally McBeal" (co-star Bridget Fonda was Kelley's first choice as that series' lead) with the countrified absurdisms of "Picket Fences," plus bits out of the Peter Benchley playbook, doesn't hold water.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 30 Robert Koehler
    There seems to be no bottom to Going Down, a lame also-ran in the rapidly declining teen gross-out comedy genre.
    • 20 Metascore
    • 30 Robert Koehler
    Voice work is weirdly awful and funny at the same time.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 30 Robert Koehler
    Sloppy and dull in equal measures.
    • 29 Metascore
    • 30 Robert Koehler
    As generic as its title.

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