Robert Koehler

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For 516 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 45% higher than the average critic
  • 4% same as the average critic
  • 51% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 13.8 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Robert Koehler's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 52
Highest review score: 100 Neil Young: Heart of Gold
Lowest review score: 0 Divorce: The Musical
Score distribution:
516 movie reviews
    • 35 Metascore
    • 50 Robert Koehler
    It's precisely the lineup of familiar past work that makes I Spy pretty dull goods, invigorated mainly by the sharp interplay between Murphy and Wilson, both of whom shine best when they have a sidekick to work with.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 50 Robert Koehler
    The pic plays like one long chase. Nevertheless, fashioned with ultra-sophisticated means, Sky Blue will be a must-see for anime fans around the world.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 50 Robert Koehler
    A film that ultimately feels stagebound and excessively talky, but which showcases an exceptional performance.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 50 Robert Koehler
    Genetically-modified (or GM) fruits and vegetables are a topic of raging debate in scientific and ecological circles, so it's a shame writer-director Deborah Koons Garcia opts to show only one side of the argument.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 50 Robert Koehler
    Stirring up a humid Gothic mood and amassing a gifted roster of actors, The Skeleton Key is unable to ward off the nasty spirits of formula screenwriting.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 50 Robert Koehler
    A rather stodgily directed pic by Michael Hoffman which extols the virtues of Greek and Roman thinking in the guise of Kevin Kline's classics teacher.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 50 Robert Koehler
    Relies on ensemble allure, with mixed results.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 50 Robert Koehler
    Picture seemed certain to either fly high on outrageous humor or crash under the weight of tastelessness. Instead, the movie just sits there and never comes alive.
    • 39 Metascore
    • 50 Robert Koehler
    Sequel is no more than a cheapo campy goof, but this edition does contain a higher quota of laugh lines and an unsubtle message that efforts to make gay youth "go straight" is destined to fail.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 50 Robert Koehler
    A creaky melodrama that wants to be a musical.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 50 Robert Koehler
    Grounded in bedrock formula and earnestness.
    • 37 Metascore
    • 50 Robert Koehler
    This is son-of-John-Waters with most of the grossness but none of the essential anarchism -- silly pop trash set for vid-classic status in gay households.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 50 Robert Koehler
    A golden opportunity to analyze the most vital and probably most creative contempo American playwright is missed in Freida Lee Mock's docu, Wrestling With Angels: Playwright Tony Kushner. Kushner's art demands a filmmaker of equally challenging artistry, able to plumb an opus based in polemics, politics and Brecht, instead of psychodrama.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 50 Robert Koehler
    Costner is as uneven as the storytelling itself, stone cold at moments, shimmeringly real in others.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 50 Robert Koehler
    The effect is often soporific.
    • 40 Metascore
    • 50 Robert Koehler
    Fortunately bypassing a re-run of "Days of Wine and Roses" but finding little inspiration to freshen an old concept, this tragedy about a lover and a friend helplessly watching the writer's fade-out comes up short of its potential impact.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 50 Robert Koehler
    Burdened with a complex flashback structure and an unemotional core, this multi-decade saga of an imprisoned Iranian poet and his family has surprisingly little resonance.
    • 35 Metascore
    • 50 Robert Koehler
    Girls -- a big part of the Pokemon crowd and what makes it such a humongous commercial success -- will feel left out in the cold.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 50 Robert Koehler
    Largely undone by a script that self-destructs in the third act of an otherwise well-made thriller.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 50 Robert Koehler
    A warm embrace of broadly but humanely sketched characters plus some scrappy casting of rising young stars led by an incandescent Kate Bosworth help overcome the half-realized comedic situations.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 50 Robert Koehler
    Sweet if slight Israeli comedy.
    • 39 Metascore
    • 50 Robert Koehler
    Darts back and forth from being a psychological thriller to a vaguely metaphysical drama to a fate-driven romance -- it all becomes a blur.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 50 Robert Koehler
    The screenplay by Daniel Tendler, Fernando Bonassi and Lula biographer Parana succumbs to many of the most unfortunate narrative tendencies of biopics, including a proclivity for piling on incident after incident as a substitute for real character insight.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 50 Robert Koehler
    Film struggles to balance its past-present memory drama and a rather standard take on an American immigrant family. Although accented by fine cinematic flourishes, pic is harmed by an abrupt conclusion and technical glitches.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 50 Robert Koehler
    A former rock 'n' roller withers on the vine in California Solo, Marshall Lewy's forgettable sophomore effort (after a promising beginning with "Blue State").
    • 44 Metascore
    • 50 Robert Koehler
    Writer-director John Hamburg does everything he can to pair up Ben Stiller's stiff, safety-first corporate man with Jennifer Aniston's free spirit in Along Came Polly, but the two are so fundamentally incompatible that story loses credibility long before the gags stop coming.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 50 Robert Koehler
    Respecting Mother Earth should never be as dull as watching Sacred Planet, a repetitive, globe-hopping Imax project that dresses up well-known ecological truisms with pretty nature photography.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 50 Robert Koehler
    Alternately seduced and repelled by its subject, the garish and power-hungry Harlem gangster and '70s cocaine kingpin Nicky Barnes, Mr. Untouchable is one seriously confused documentary.
    • 34 Metascore
    • 50 Robert Koehler
    Lame and inoffensive.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 50 Robert Koehler
    The latest picture to feature one of the movies’ oddest crime-fighting tandems nevertheless stays true to the franchise formula of East-West fusion action, broad cultural comedy and international intrigue, this time largely in Paris.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 50 Robert Koehler
    Gets into trouble when it reaches for laughs.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 50 Robert Koehler
    LUV
    Heartfelt and formulaic in equal measure.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 50 Robert Koehler
    The film is never quite as startling or mysterious as it seems to want to be, leaving it in an uncertain cinematic limbo.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 50 Robert Koehler
    Without Smith's graceful presence, which more than once resembles Zach Braff's slightly older but observant New Jerseyite in "Garden State," Nearing Grace would be pure video fodder.
    • 36 Metascore
    • 50 Robert Koehler
    Even by the standards of the recent "Saws," which have enjoyed considerably larger budgets than the first pic, the new edition is more frenetically cut (by editors Kevin Greutert and Brett Sullivan), more dimly lit (by lenser David A. Armstrong), sweatier in terms of perfs by the grimly serious cast, more madly packed with micro-incidents and action, and more brazen in requiring suspension of disbelief.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 50 Robert Koehler
    This makes the film feel perilously close to widescreen sitcom, as do montages of New York set to Beethoven's Sixth Symphony.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 50 Robert Koehler
    Sometimes veering close to being a promotional film for the Special Olympics, pic will be applauded by the disability community and its advocates but quickly ignored by longtime fans of the Farrellys and Knoxville.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 50 Robert Koehler
    Conceit often stretches -- and breaks -- the limits of what the tales can handle, though the implication of viewers as voyeurs gives pic a subversive edge.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 50 Robert Koehler
    There's remarkably little done with a premise snatched from high-concept heaven, adding yet another file to the growing cabinet of under-realized comedies.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 50 Robert Koehler
    Exudes a pre-fab quality.
    • 24 Metascore
    • 50 Robert Koehler
    Pic's future as a cult item is a sure bet.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 50 Robert Koehler
    Apparently needing to release some private thoughts, musings and images to the world, Anthony Hopkins takes a leap into stunning self-indulgence with his directorial debut, Slipstream.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 50 Robert Koehler
    A meandering, semi-improvised tale of a terminal Gotham loser who works as Santa when he bombs as an actor.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 50 Robert Koehler
    Too self-serious to work as a straight-ahead whodunit and too lacking in imagination to realize its art-film aspirations.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 50 Robert Koehler
    Story's spurts of violence are designed to tear Seymour's world apart , but Rosenfeld's scripting and directing choices tend to lessen impact of a potentially gut-wrenching urban tale.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 50 Robert Koehler
    The tilt here toward a hyperactive, buddy-movie action-adventure with loud comic archetypes is a poor fit for a film that relies on fairy tale icons and themes.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 50 Robert Koehler
    Great for ADD-style viewing but not for advancing Iranian cinema's currently challenged profile.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 50 Robert Koehler
    Leiser flexes his animation muscles with a bewitching stop-motion technique, but it proves a poor fit with a scattershot storyline that includes quasi-interview and improv segments that never coalesce into a coherent whole.
    • 40 Metascore
    • 50 Robert Koehler
    New pic lets the air out by divulging the startling mystery that concluded the original. Add this to problematic juggling of police procedural and group-in-distress storylines, and Lions Gate has what looks like a sequel rushed for Halloween.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 50 Robert Koehler
    Preaches purely to the converted.
    • 37 Metascore
    • 50 Robert Koehler
    If anything, this Canadian production misses a great opportunity to dig into its setting and examine the dark side of seemingly pristine Toronto, even as the script by Elan Mastai and director David Weaver labors over a mostly boilerplate storyline.
    • 38 Metascore
    • 40 Robert Koehler
    Limp comedy-drama.
    • 38 Metascore
    • 40 Robert Koehler
    After a long, glum slide, pic becomes an unconvincing story of redemption.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 40 Robert Koehler
    Judd now is top-billed, but her performance is so resolutely humorless and businesslike that Freeman's gruffly affectionate warmth becomes doubly valuable, though not nearly enough to lend this generic project any special character.
    • 30 Metascore
    • 40 Robert Koehler
    A strenuously solemn film that wants to create some kind of American pastoral tragedy out of the nation's current angst with the war.
    • 40 Metascore
    • 40 Robert Koehler
    A blandly conceived youth adventure lacking zing or style.
    • 37 Metascore
    • 40 Robert Koehler
    The live event was hopefully more engaging than this dull adaptation.
    • 31 Metascore
    • 40 Robert Koehler
    The filmmakers seem split between doing it straight and gleefully ripping up the genre, and never make up their minds.
    • 31 Metascore
    • 40 Robert Koehler
    Can't decide whether to be an eccentric black comedy or a middle-of-the-road diversion.
    • 40 Metascore
    • 40 Robert Koehler
    A mechanically efficient yet soulless dramatization of the U.S. Navy SEALs in action, Act of Valor ultimately misses its target: The hearts and minds of American audiences.
    • 30 Metascore
    • 40 Robert Koehler
    This bad idea is then underlined by pallid direction from tyro helmer and TV ad vet Kevin Donovan, a virtually incomprehensible plot line and a less-than-satisfying co-starring turn from Jennifer Love Hewitt.
    • 38 Metascore
    • 40 Robert Koehler
    Mannion's script goes a bit too far in terms of twists, capping the third-act suspense with a plot U-turn, and then another, that leaves audiences feeling played. Worse, the final development loses credibility in retrospect, reducing the film to the level of an exercise in paranoia, effects and one actor's ability to hold attention for nearly 90 minutes.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 40 Robert Koehler
    If all that Ian Inaba's latest Guerilla News Network missive, American Blackout, wants to do is get left Democrats worked up into a lather of righteous anger at crafty Republicans, it does so at the expense of speaking to any other group of Americans. As such, docu is extremely limited and almost without purpose except as an organizing tool for party foot soldiers.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 40 Robert Koehler
    Result is a loose personal piece of reportage that places people over ideas and larger issues, and reveals the pic's severe limitations long before a surprisingly upbeat ending.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 40 Robert Koehler
    Begins as a smartly promising, gently farcical comedy of manners and ends as sourly and haphazardly as the lives it is poking fun at.
    • 25 Metascore
    • 40 Robert Koehler
    The latest model in the recent spate of underwhelming female star vehicles, Enough, a thriller detailing how a good wife gets back at an evil, possessive husband, is never provocative enough to generate strong emotional response.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 40 Robert Koehler
    Weaves a humdrum plot that's never ahead of the audience until three-quarters through.
    • 31 Metascore
    • 40 Robert Koehler
    The politics of homophobia and child molestation receive a badly misjudged tweaking in Peter Paige's writing-directing debut, Say Uncle.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 40 Robert Koehler
    An honorable but failed attempt to dramatize the dynamics that propel a basically good man to become a suicide bomber, The War Within contains provocative points inside a dull package.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 40 Robert Koehler
    Clearly inspired by, though not in the same dramatic league as, "Schindler's List," pic is marred by uneven perfs and lacks the intensity.
    • 37 Metascore
    • 40 Robert Koehler
    The star in this case is Martin Lawrence, who is not only thoroughly upstaged by nemesis Danny DeVito but is completely boxed out of his comfort zone for broad physical comedy.
    • 30 Metascore
    • 40 Robert Koehler
    Refreshing strokes of science-fact in the early sections give way to action strictly from the Ridley Scott-James Cameron playbook, but without a powerful helmer behind the camera or a memorable cast in front.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 40 Robert Koehler
    Hobbled by uninspired stabs at cleverness and surreal narrative curlicues, The Big Empty goes nowhere, replete with a question mark of an ending that isn't worth answering.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 40 Robert Koehler
    Every bit as cliched as it sounds, picture offers a dramatically crude, overly familiar take on the bad-boy-turned-good story. At its best, it offers young thesps E.J. Bonilla and Veronica Diaz-Carranza a showcase for their range.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 40 Robert Koehler
    Arguably the finest athlete in living memory deserves better than Michael Jordan to the Max, an honorific but unmoving portrait of the Chicago Bulls' No. 23.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 40 Robert Koehler
    Family drama appears content to present the situation without going for anything remotely close to the emotional jugular. Result is unsatisfying and even dreary, despite some fine work from Zooey Deschanel and a becalmed Will Ferrell.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 40 Robert Koehler
    Although guided by considerable empathy toward its small circle of kinfolk eking out a living in southern Texas, Eska's tale of a woman's unconditional support of her father-in-law is told with a faux-poetic sensibility that never really connects with his characters' lives.
    • 40 Metascore
    • 40 Robert Koehler
    The film toys with audience expectations and perceptions by playing fast and loose with circumstances and clues, while leading to an almost unavoidable and dismayingly obvious conclusion.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 40 Robert Koehler
    Never quite catches fire in its too-deliberate attempt to appeal to all ages and all tastes.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 40 Robert Koehler
    Ensemble proves improvisationally capable, but film overall is rather conventional, a Hollywood idea of an experimental film presented with a heavy serving of showbiz-type cynicism.
    • 29 Metascore
    • 40 Robert Koehler
    As a cautionary drama on the price of fame, Undiscovered could not tread on more exhaustively discovered territory, and the result is a reel-by-reel trail of cliches.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 40 Robert Koehler
    Picture veers unsteadily between melodrama and light comedy, with no confidence in either.
    • 38 Metascore
    • 40 Robert Koehler
    The joys of farce are fumbled in April's Shower, star-director-writer Trish Doolan's arch and undernourished comedy about a bridal shower turned on its head by the bride's lesbian past.
    • 38 Metascore
    • 40 Robert Koehler
    "Inspired by a true story" it may be, but inspired it's not.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 40 Robert Koehler
    Combining a gallery of targets including President Bush, "American Idol," the Iraq War and the overarching theme of a nation of citizens held in the thrall of phony dreams, pic and its ambitions are undermined by insistent cartoonishness and comic ineptitude.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 40 Robert Koehler
    Feels particularly like old news after the risks of the rock 'n' roll lifestyle were laid out for the previously uninformed in last year's "Almost Famous."
    • 51 Metascore
    • 40 Robert Koehler
    Pic displays filmmakers Kevin Harrison's and Kemp Curley's love of snowboarding, but suffers from an unjustifiably long running time, considerable repetition and a generally awkward structure.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 40 Robert Koehler
    Game 6, the first screenplay by one of America's great living novelists, Don DeLillo, is poorly served by Michael Hoffman's flat, soporific direction.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 40 Robert Koehler
    No movie like this about friendship between two young lesbians and their various adventures, punctuated with laissez-faire jump-cutting, should be this boring.
    • 31 Metascore
    • 40 Robert Koehler
    Snowed under by misjudgment on every level, The Big White is DOA. Despite a cast that generally reads like an indie production's wish list, pic's tendency to liberally borrow from the Coen Brothers playbook of comic mayhem is exceeded only by its lack of sense of what's actually funny.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 40 Robert Koehler
    This South Los Angeles-set dramedy flirts with terminal stereotypes and high-school movie cliches right and left.
    • 34 Metascore
    • 40 Robert Koehler
    Boilerplate crime comedy.
    • 38 Metascore
    • 40 Robert Koehler
    Nocturnal settings and musical interludes create their own kind of allure, but picture feels like an art film imitation, not an authentic art film itself.
    • 36 Metascore
    • 40 Robert Koehler
    The street action is vivid, but the dramatics are distinctly not, lending the film an unintended sense of fakery.
    • 30 Metascore
    • 40 Robert Koehler
    Darkly amusing idea delivers an early salvo that fades as the film swings across a range of styles and tones director Sergio Arau gamely tries to corral. Even at its half-realized level, pic will anger some as it amuses others.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 40 Robert Koehler
    Increasingly complicated comic maneuvers turn what should have been a hip look at sexuality into an antsy pic too busy to settle down.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 40 Robert Koehler
    An unappealing, stiff melodrama.
    • 30 Metascore
    • 40 Robert Koehler
    A string of scenes in search of a movie.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 40 Robert Koehler
    Uninspired star turns from Ben Affleck and Uma Thurman suggest something less than full belief in this quickly forgettable thriller.
    • 27 Metascore
    • 40 Robert Koehler
    The latest and most calculated re-do on the formulaic fantasy of an innocent conquering Gotham.

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