Robert Koehler

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For 516 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 45% higher than the average critic
  • 4% same as the average critic
  • 51% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 13.8 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Robert Koehler's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 52
Highest review score: 100 Neil Young: Heart of Gold
Lowest review score: 0 Divorce: The Musical
Score distribution:
516 movie reviews
    • 47 Metascore
    • 70 Robert Koehler
    An unusually intelligent adventure film scaled for younger viewers, which never leaves adults behind.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 50 Robert Koehler
    The pic plays like one long chase. Nevertheless, fashioned with ultra-sophisticated means, Sky Blue will be a must-see for anime fans around the world.
    • 31 Metascore
    • 40 Robert Koehler
    Snowed under by misjudgment on every level, The Big White is DOA. Despite a cast that generally reads like an indie production's wish list, pic's tendency to liberally borrow from the Coen Brothers playbook of comic mayhem is exceeded only by its lack of sense of what's actually funny.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 80 Robert Koehler
    Superior sequel, which is the very model of the limber, transnational Hollywood action comedy.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 20 Robert Koehler
    Perfs are either absurdly stiff or over-the-top, and effects and makeup look like they were made in someone's garage.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 90 Robert Koehler
    A powerful and creative film.
    • 24 Metascore
    • 30 Robert Koehler
    Suffers greatly from both a visibly constrained budget and an extraordinarily dated feeling.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 70 Robert Koehler
    Patiently told and lovingly made.
    • 81 Metascore
    • 70 Robert Koehler
    It's the soundtrack, as much as the opticals, which makes this brief Imax trip a thoroughly sensory experience.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 60 Robert Koehler
    A mixed bag of near-risible storylines, second-rate CG effects, some fabulous set pieces, somewhat cartoonish martial arts fighting and difficult international casting.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 60 Robert Koehler
    A determined and often affecting romance that doesn't speak down to audiences.
    • 18 Metascore
    • 20 Robert Koehler
    Pic is hermetically sealed in a synthetic wrapping that's so total -- Sony's top-flight high-def cameras, visibly low-budget CG work, exceptionally hackneyed and imitative action and dialogue --that it arrives a nearly lifeless film.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 80 Robert Koehler
    Irresistibly entertaining and full of unique character portraits.
    • 89 Metascore
    • 100 Robert Koehler
    One of the most wildly entertaining docs of recent years.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 50 Robert Koehler
    A film that ultimately feels stagebound and excessively talky, but which showcases an exceptional performance.
    • 36 Metascore
    • 60 Robert Koehler
    Comes too late, far surpassed by similar and more visually stunning devices in "The Matrix," and even by the mind-bending realities of "eXistenZ."
    • 34 Metascore
    • 40 Robert Koehler
    Boilerplate crime comedy.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 60 Robert Koehler
    Picture's leaps into the fantastic and rampantly farcical tend to be overextended, but finally don't detract from what is a well-judged, light entertainment.
    • 27 Metascore
    • 30 Robert Koehler
    Murphy's story lacks even the basic form that held most of "The Nutty Professor" together.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 50 Robert Koehler
    Genetically-modified (or GM) fruits and vegetables are a topic of raging debate in scientific and ecological circles, so it's a shame writer-director Deborah Koons Garcia opts to show only one side of the argument.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 50 Robert Koehler
    Stirring up a humid Gothic mood and amassing a gifted roster of actors, The Skeleton Key is unable to ward off the nasty spirits of formula screenwriting.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 50 Robert Koehler
    A rather stodgily directed pic by Michael Hoffman which extols the virtues of Greek and Roman thinking in the guise of Kevin Kline's classics teacher.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 60 Robert Koehler
    Alternates too deliberately between jaunty comedy and serious message-making.
    • 82 Metascore
    • 90 Robert Koehler
    Flirting with predictable tragedy but displaying an immense sense of empathy toward its central character, pic is finally an emotionally stunning journey of a father's return to his senses after a horrible accident.
    • 19 Metascore
    • 20 Robert Koehler
    Remote, non-involving and finally incomprehensible.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 60 Robert Koehler
    More interested in finding fresh ways to stage execution scenes than in finding meaning behind the human urge for self-appointed righting of wrongs, (the film) is stuffed with effects that have no lasting impact.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 50 Robert Koehler
    Relies on ensemble allure, with mixed results.
    • 33 Metascore
    • 30 Robert Koehler
    This tale of mismatched lovebirds begins with considerable charm but eventually loses its winning ways with an excess of ridiculous elements.
    • 31 Metascore
    • 10 Robert Koehler
    Perhaps thinking he had a farce to play with, Flender encourages tons of mugging; by overplaying what should be underplayed, helmer and cast deliver a fatal stab to the intended comedy-horror.
    • 25 Metascore
    • 20 Robert Koehler
    Young teen girls will flock to pic in droves, dragging their boyfriends or other girlfriends.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 30 Robert Koehler
    Writer-editor-director Paul F. Ryan makes the mistake of focusing on an ungainly and, finally, unplayable verbal match between two high schoolers.
    • 86 Metascore
    • 80 Robert Koehler
    So harsh and damning is the pic toward the current Catholic leadership -- personified by Los Angeles-based Cardinal Roger Mahony, who oversaw O'Grady's stewardship at various central California parishes in the 1970s and '80s, that charges the church operates "like the Mafia" sound spot-on.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 50 Robert Koehler
    Picture seemed certain to either fly high on outrageous humor or crash under the weight of tastelessness. Instead, the movie just sits there and never comes alive.
    • 38 Metascore
    • 40 Robert Koehler
    Nocturnal settings and musical interludes create their own kind of allure, but picture feels like an art film imitation, not an authentic art film itself.
    • 36 Metascore
    • 40 Robert Koehler
    The street action is vivid, but the dramatics are distinctly not, lending the film an unintended sense of fakery.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 60 Robert Koehler
    Superior family entertainment.
    • 39 Metascore
    • 50 Robert Koehler
    Sequel is no more than a cheapo campy goof, but this edition does contain a higher quota of laugh lines and an unsubtle message that efforts to make gay youth "go straight" is destined to fail.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 80 Robert Koehler
    A beautifully observant and wholly unpretentious film with roots more in Cassavetes than Sundance-style showbiz.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 50 Robert Koehler
    A creaky melodrama that wants to be a musical.
    • 25 Metascore
    • 0 Robert Koehler
    The combo of cheesy effects and martial arts choreographer Cory Yuen's unimaginative staging results in something that's martial artless.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 70 Robert Koehler
    Viewers unaware of the music --hugely popular among Mexicans -- and the often intensely nationalist sentiments behind it, may blanch at the open chauvinism and celebration of outlaw lifestyles. But part of the pic's strength is its presenting the cultural strain as it is, without comment.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 90 Robert Koehler
    Elegantly constructed, deceptively complex documentary.
    • 29 Metascore
    • 30 Robert Koehler
    A dumbed-down remake of Kiyoshi Kurosawa's disturbingly abstract Japanese horror film.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 50 Robert Koehler
    Grounded in bedrock formula and earnestness.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 60 Robert Koehler
    Obediently follows the verities of the submarine movie and its true story origins but without the imagination needed to refresh the genre.
    • 30 Metascore
    • 40 Robert Koehler
    Darkly amusing idea delivers an early salvo that fades as the film swings across a range of styles and tones director Sergio Arau gamely tries to corral. Even at its half-realized level, pic will anger some as it amuses others.
    • 86 Metascore
    • 70 Robert Koehler
    Miyazaki’s first hit fascinates as a glimpse into the master’s then-developing style, even when the final-act storytelling gets woozy.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 40 Robert Koehler
    Increasingly complicated comic maneuvers turn what should have been a hip look at sexuality into an antsy pic too busy to settle down.
    • 27 Metascore
    • 30 Robert Koehler
    Commits any number of comedic violations during an aimless pursuit of laughs.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 70 Robert Koehler
    Alternately breezy and profound, pic hits enough emotional chords to connect with audiences, which will be charmed by a newly mature Joshua Jackson, a deeply aged Donald Sutherland and a friskily romantic Juliette Lewis.
    • 37 Metascore
    • 50 Robert Koehler
    This is son-of-John-Waters with most of the grossness but none of the essential anarchism -- silly pop trash set for vid-classic status in gay households.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 50 Robert Koehler
    A golden opportunity to analyze the most vital and probably most creative contempo American playwright is missed in Freida Lee Mock's docu, Wrestling With Angels: Playwright Tony Kushner. Kushner's art demands a filmmaker of equally challenging artistry, able to plumb an opus based in polemics, politics and Brecht, instead of psychodrama.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 40 Robert Koehler
    An unappealing, stiff melodrama.
    • 23 Metascore
    • 30 Robert Koehler
    Rude, crude and, uh, cosmopolitan, Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo waves the flag for R-rated politically incorrect studio comedy but doesn't top the laugh ratio of the first Deuce misadventure.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 80 Robert Koehler
    A stunning indictment of Belgium's brutal colonization of the Congo in the late 19th century, Brit documaker Peter Bate's White King, Red Rubber, Black Death illustrates how European exploitation in Africa caused irreparable damage to the continent.
    • 21 Metascore
    • 30 Robert Koehler
    At the most basic level, Boricua's Bond is at war with itself.
    • 83 Metascore
    • 100 Robert Koehler
    Not only does this rank among Miyazaki’s finest achievements, it reflects his personal love of aviation, his political concerns and his fullest expression to date of a non-fantasy world resembling our own.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 80 Robert Koehler
    Director Phil Alden Robinson -- has done just about everything he can do to build a sleek, involving and -- for a few minutes -- terrifying movie that can get viewers past the young Ryan factor.
    • 30 Metascore
    • 30 Robert Koehler
    Tries to salvage its dopey premise with frantic final-reel plot contortions.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 90 Robert Koehler
    Observing locally and thinking globally, Laura Dunn's astonishing debut doc feature The Unforeseen is the kind of transformative viewing experience that has made the current period a golden age for nonfiction film.
    • 30 Metascore
    • 40 Robert Koehler
    A string of scenes in search of a movie.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 90 Robert Koehler
    Captures the excitement of lightning in a bottle.
    • 81 Metascore
    • 80 Robert Koehler
    Made with gentle grace and sensitivity.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 50 Robert Koehler
    Costner is as uneven as the storytelling itself, stone cold at moments, shimmeringly real in others.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 40 Robert Koehler
    Uninspired star turns from Ben Affleck and Uma Thurman suggest something less than full belief in this quickly forgettable thriller.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 50 Robert Koehler
    The effect is often soporific.
    • 29 Metascore
    • 20 Robert Koehler
    Most discomforting of all is the sight of world-class actors stuck in such threadbare material.
    • 40 Metascore
    • 50 Robert Koehler
    Fortunately bypassing a re-run of "Days of Wine and Roses" but finding little inspiration to freshen an old concept, this tragedy about a lover and a friend helplessly watching the writer's fade-out comes up short of its potential impact.
    • 16 Metascore
    • 10 Robert Koehler
    In its overwhelmingly artificial depiction of the street gangs that ruled Brooklyn's mean streets in the 1950s, Deuces Wild draws from a phony deck.
    • 12 Metascore
    • 30 Robert Koehler
    Awful and subversively spunky at the same time.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 70 Robert Koehler
    Gains much greater texture from the intercutting between the two performers than had it remained simply a Seinfeld promotional project.
    • 28 Metascore
    • 30 Robert Koehler
    Launched with a few surprising touches and a disturbingly bloody prelude, horror pic collapses under the weight of its own dull conception and weak direction, dialogue and character portraits.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 50 Robert Koehler
    Burdened with a complex flashback structure and an unemotional core, this multi-decade saga of an imprisoned Iranian poet and his family has surprisingly little resonance.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 80 Robert Koehler
    Superbly researched and constructed, pic is an improvement over last year's "The Weather Underground," which backed away from judging political terror on the left.
    • 27 Metascore
    • 40 Robert Koehler
    The latest and most calculated re-do on the formulaic fantasy of an innocent conquering Gotham.
    • 28 Metascore
    • 10 Robert Koehler
    An especially insipid example of the Hollywood message movie.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 70 Robert Koehler
    Sincere but fairly soft piece of ennobling journalism that gives a positive spin to some of Africa's seemingly intractable problems.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 80 Robert Koehler
    Often mocked and rarely understood, the movement in communal living that blossomed with Flower Power in the '60s gets its most honest appraisal yet on film with Jonathan Berman's Commune.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 70 Robert Koehler
    De Niro's reunion with helmer Michael Caton-Jones doesn't stoke the same fire as their previous pere-fils drama, "This Boy's Life," partly because De Niro's latest portrayal of a troubled cop feels so familiar.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 90 Robert Koehler
    The balance between feeling and distance is never a contradiction here but, rather, the dynamic that makes this film an especially humanistic entry in the Maysles canon.
    • 33 Metascore
    • 30 Robert Koehler
    Utterly lacking the drive and roller-coaster energy expected of top action pics, this latest try at repackaging "Speed" is a Kmart version of a Jerry Bruckheimer production.
    • 35 Metascore
    • 50 Robert Koehler
    Girls -- a big part of the Pokemon crowd and what makes it such a humongous commercial success -- will feel left out in the cold.
    • 31 Metascore
    • 30 Robert Koehler
    There are stiff politicians and there are stiff political movies, but the rigidity of the White House-based fairy tale that is First Daughter is in a category even pollsters may have a hard time assessing.
    • 33 Metascore
    • 60 Robert Koehler
    Admirably jostles and upends the fatigued killer-for-hire genre.
    • 27 Metascore
    • 30 Robert Koehler
    Demonstrates no improvement or enhancement. But the action this time is even less inspired than past battles
    • 34 Metascore
    • 30 Robert Koehler
    Mansion's drab comic strokes and narrative render the movie almost superfluous.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 60 Robert Koehler
    A sweethearted trifle.
    • 33 Metascore
    • 30 Robert Koehler
    Although Erica Beeney's script beat out more than 7,000 entries, the screen version dulls her potentially distinctive voice with deadly doses of sentimentality.
    • 17 Metascore
    • 10 Robert Koehler
    Combines the most rudimentary of Catholic-inspired good vs. evil plots with visual effects that would barely pass muster in episodic TV.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 90 Robert Koehler
    A gently and genuinely observed film whose subject is a garish, artificial display of mayhem.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 40 Robert Koehler
    Penn looks bewildered in a role that simply doesn't track, but Kechiche rises to the occasion. Stanzler's helming, shot blandly in digital vid, amounts to point-and-shoot.
    • 36 Metascore
    • 70 Robert Koehler
    All-encompassing drama.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 70 Robert Koehler
    This amusingly light (but oh-so-gut-busting) reverie on one man's titanic efforts to rise to the top ranks in the very unofficial sport of competitive scarfing goes down quickly as a good example of documaking on freakish behavior and freakier subcultures.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 50 Robert Koehler
    Largely undone by a script that self-destructs in the third act of an otherwise well-made thriller.
    • 83 Metascore
    • 60 Robert Koehler
    Though tinged with the sheer gumption and personal resolve of amateur vidmaker and would-be rapper Kimberly Roberts, this is ultimately a minor doc contribution to the bulging library of Katrina-related films and TV reports.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 70 Robert Koehler
    Debuting helmer Ti West taps into the realist-horror spirit of mentor and exec producer Larry Fessenden, and makes a scarier pic than any by his master.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 70 Robert Koehler
    To the film's credit, Maher never engages in Michael Moore-style gotcha tactics, but rather asks questions that raise more questions, in the form of a Socratic dialogue. To believers expecting a blind hatchet job, this will prove both thought-provoking and a bit disarming; skeptics may be surprised (as Maher is) by the occasionally smart replies to his queries.
    • 28 Metascore
    • 30 Robert Koehler
    A much more intense action vehicle for hero Ash Ketchum and his band of pocket monster trainers than its leaden, sometimes claustrophobic predecessor.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 60 Robert Koehler
    A sweetly raucous adventure. Widely quoted comparisons to "Billy Elliot" and Tim Burton overstate the case for what is really a modestly eccentric entertainment.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 60 Robert Koehler
    Never entirely convincing yet always watchable.

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