Robert Koehler

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For 516 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 45% higher than the average critic
  • 4% same as the average critic
  • 51% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 13.8 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Robert Koehler's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 52
Highest review score: 100 Neil Young: Heart of Gold
Lowest review score: 0 Divorce: The Musical
Score distribution:
516 movie reviews
    • 23 Metascore
    • 30 Robert Koehler
    A romantic-comedy melodrama that’s too gentle by half.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 30 Robert Koehler
    The resulting film is a trite piece of storytelling, with character development and plot points that feel not so much lived in as borrowed from other movies.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 30 Robert Koehler
    A textbook example of a movie that betrays its audience, Entrance begins as a mildly interesting slice-of-life look at a struggling Los Angeles cafe worker, then impulsively devolves into a manipulative slasher picture.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 30 Robert Koehler
    Doubly disappointing considering that it marks the first feature by Rwandan filmmakers to address the country's 1994 Hutu-on-Tutsi genocide, Kinyarwanda awkwardly and fitfully patches together a half-dozen story strands meant to provide a panoramic view of war and reconciliation.
    • 26 Metascore
    • 30 Robert Koehler
    A weekend romp for four middle-aged buddies devolves into a drug-fueled, suicidal hell in Mark Pellington's ill-conceived and executed I Melt With You, a work of extreme self-indulgence.
    • 17 Metascore
    • 20 Robert Koehler
    More boring than stomach-churning, the film nevertheless contains scattered scenes and sequences so far beyond the tolerance of the squeamish that it can't be overstated.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 30 Robert Koehler
    This cautionary melodrama about a Korean-American teen girl's slide into depravity is too inconsequential and too earnest to belong in the So Bad It's Good category; rather, it's merely bad.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 30 Robert Koehler
    Little more than an overworked exercise in jostling red herrings, and not particularly fresh herrings at that.
    • 35 Metascore
    • 20 Robert Koehler
    An odd case of filmmaking with a crystal-clear subject but no guiding dramatic premise.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 10 Robert Koehler
    Midnight moviegoers aren't so desperate that they will opt for such trailer trash.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 30 Robert Koehler
    As hard as metal and just as dumb, Paul W.S. Anderson's Death Race couldn't be further from producer Roger Corman and director Paul Bartel's goofy, bloody 1975 original, "Death Race 2000."
    • 45 Metascore
    • 30 Robert Koehler
    This is the kind of movie that was doomed on the page, both by an inherently problematic premise and ill-conceived character motivations.
    • 29 Metascore
    • 30 Robert Koehler
    Broadway musical purists will shudder in horror, but parents will be whistling a happy tune that there's at least one acceptable pic out there for their kids.
    • 1 Metascore
    • 30 Robert Koehler
    Chaos may not quite be "the most brutal, horrifying film ever made," as its garish ads promote. But it does contain moments as thoroughly sickening as any in Herschell Gordon Lewis' or Lucio Fulvi's bloody exploiters.
    • 35 Metascore
    • 30 Robert Koehler
    Partially biographical story of a rich kid's unplanned encounter with the Marines and his even more random romance with a schizophrenic movie starlet is contrived and emotionally incomplete, and strained further by self-consciously cockeyed dialogue.
    • 14 Metascore
    • 0 Robert Koehler
    Sheer chaos on wheels, a hysterically edited jumble that defies belief at nearly every juncture.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 30 Robert Koehler
    Utterly drab and desperate for laughs.
    • 20 Metascore
    • 20 Robert Koehler
    Feels entirely a part of an already faded go-go era. Pic is too late by a mile and rightly dumped in a few theaters by Fox, which will doubtless send it to video bins faster than you can say gigabyte.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 20 Robert Koehler
    Writer-director Jack Piandaryan appears as tone-deaf to his miscalculated dialogue as he is unable to eke out convincing perfs from his cast.
    • 16 Metascore
    • 10 Robert Koehler
    A poorer film than the paltry original even as it strikes a self-consciously clever pose.
    • 41 Metascore
    • 30 Robert Koehler
    Lacking the kind of fire and energy that the best youth movies demand, leads Ash and Russell display skills better tuned to the small screen.
    • 34 Metascore
    • 30 Robert Koehler
    To be sure, Kelley's Emmy-winning brand of off-kilter humor and cockeyed affection for rural folk is on display, but his attempt here to blend the citified angst of "Ally McBeal" (co-star Bridget Fonda was Kelley's first choice as that series' lead) with the countrified absurdisms of "Picket Fences," plus bits out of the Peter Benchley playbook, doesn't hold water.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 30 Robert Koehler
    There seems to be no bottom to Going Down, a lame also-ran in the rapidly declining teen gross-out comedy genre.
    • 35 Metascore
    • 20 Robert Koehler
    Surely one of the most frantic, virulent and foul-natured Christmas season pic ever delivered by a Hollywood studio.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 0 Robert Koehler
    Every stab at comedy in this mirthless slog is botched.
    • 21 Metascore
    • 10 Robert Koehler
    A shoddy vehicle for Jamie Foxx to ride into the summer season on.
    • 35 Metascore
    • 20 Robert Koehler
    Though the superhero's fans have long awaited his close-up, the Devil's bounty hunter -- complete with a burning skull for a head and a killer motorcycle in flames --materializes in a movie that never measures up to his infernal potential.
    • 20 Metascore
    • 10 Robert Koehler
    A horror movie without horror, a spook pic without spookiness and a metaphysical drama without the slightest spiritual tug, Soul Survivors virtually dwindles away on the screen.
    • 35 Metascore
    • 20 Robert Koehler
    This deliberately pre-'90s slice of rock 'n' roll-tinged sci-fi horror, decorated with anything but the latest in special effects, seems particularly grungy and marginal.
    • 24 Metascore
    • 10 Robert Koehler
    Overall aroma of movie junk food.

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