For 1,590 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 44% higher than the average critic
  • 6% same as the average critic
  • 50% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 5.3 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Robert Abele's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 60
Highest review score: 100 Donbass
Lowest review score: 0 Detention of the Dead
Score distribution:
1590 movie reviews
    • 49 Metascore
    • 50 Robert Abele
    The movie ultimately treats us like adrenaline junkies, assuming we lack curiosity.
    • 28 Metascore
    • 40 Robert Abele
    Greer's wallflower is bitter, and their respective families - played by Jean Smart, Malcolm McDowell, Cybill Shepherd and Chloë Sevigny - come off like a second-rate sitcom's castoffs.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 60 Robert Abele
    Nothing in The Universal Theory is going to blow your mind, but as it plays its fastidiously crafted notes of conspiracy and chaos, you’ll know the idiosyncrasies of the art house are alive and well.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 50 Robert Abele
    Rogue Agent is plenty fascinated by the abridged version of this saga — bad men are out there — but you’ll wish for that darker, less cleanly shaped telling the more you think about its scarier contours.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 50 Robert Abele
    What keeps Les Nôtres from being effective, however, is that it rarely makes the transition from coolly observed case study to compellingly messy, resonant human drama.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 60 Robert Abele
    This soft-jab tragedy never finds the depth of expression to become a truly layered tale about choices, regrets and what we do with the rounds we have left.
    • 40 Metascore
    • 50 Robert Abele
    While writer-director Andrew Renzi’s feature narrative debut is problematic whenever Gere isn’t onscreen (and even sometimes when he is), the veteran star exudes a damaged magnetism reminiscent of the character studies that thrilled discerning moviegoers in the ’70s.
    • 36 Metascore
    • 40 Robert Abele
    What could have been an empowering and amusing riff on the typically male underdog genre is mostly charmless.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 50 Robert Abele
    In too many scenes Freundlich prefers the arch heaviness of pained expressions in posh surroundings when what you’re waiting for is the messiness of humans letting fly after their careful worlds have been upended.
    • 31 Metascore
    • 40 Robert Abele
    Cage's loop-di-loop performance, the movie's surviving asset, at least hints at the themes of institutional illness and mortal decline that must have fascinated Schrader.
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    • 60 Robert Abele
    The scrappy superhero-noir indie Sparks busks its 1940s saga of dark redemption with considerable visual energy, if not always coherence or competence.
    • 35 Metascore
    • 40 Robert Abele
    The film is ultimately a stodgy, overblown and repetitive slog.
    • 40 Metascore
    • 50 Robert Abele
    What initially augured a spiky portrait of late-age restlessness recedes into a woefully generic case of shopworn cross-generational uplift, sprinkled with tired wisecracks.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 60 Robert Abele
    In the aggregate, Karam’s directing is so meticulously composed about conveying the density of what’s unsaid, and the mood around the people instead of the people creating the mood, that “The Humans” can feel a bit suffocating.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 40 Robert Abele
    Because it's all shot to look like a South Korean noir, with umpteen slo-mo shots and stylistic noodlings to affect a kind of grimy urban anti-hero chic, Christensen effectively leeches the emotion from the central story.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 60 Robert Abele
    It’s disappointing that the story machinations get in the way, because the lived-in heft of Collins’ turn is better suited to the atmospheric portrait inside “Jockey,” the one scored for tonal moodiness by Bryce and Aaron Dessner, than the story that shoehorns in a dubiously engineered motivation late in the film for added drama it didn’t need.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 60 Robert Abele
    West, one of the genre’s true artisans of sticky dread, certainly has fun seeding a handsomely mounted and shot (by Eliot Rockett) period melodrama with the trappings of imminent violence, from the crimson red wallpaper to a maggot-swarmed suckling pig. But Pearl rarely justifies itself as a franchised standalone built on the early psychosis of its bloodthirsty, unstable ingenue.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 60 Robert Abele
    Sometimes an experiment feels like just an experiment, and that’s where the well-intentioned query The Hottest August ultimately lands.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 50 Robert Abele
    Reptile, a studiously atmospheric, layer-peeling mystery from director and co-writer Grant Singer, foregrounds Del Toro — playing a calloused detective investigating a young woman’s murder — in a way that makes you want more of him. But also, regrettably, less of movies like “Reptile,” which tries to match its star’s unpredictable magnetism with a forced eeriness, only growing more ponderous and unfocused, like a case getting colder.
    • 31 Metascore
    • 40 Robert Abele
    Director/co-writer Adam Sherman's Bukowski-lite character study is one of those exercises in masculine self-pity and glib misogyny that frustrates because of its shortsightedness.
    • 36 Metascore
    • 40 Robert Abele
    Although Reynolds rises above the rest as a father consumed by sadness and anger, The Captive quickly devolves into scenes that feel like stilted dramatic re-creations demanding a noirish voice-over by "Cold Case Files" host Bill Kurtis.
    • 38 Metascore
    • 50 Robert Abele
    It all remains remarkably free of memorable comic situations, dramatic tension or emotional insight. Adolescence may be bruising, crazy or normal, but it's rarely this staid.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 40 Robert Abele
    Though a thoughtful reflection is occasionally allowed — sometimes humanity finds its way out — this indulgent, stylized slog is straight out of a well-worn aren’t-people-weird-and-awful playbook.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 57 Robert Abele
    For the diehards and the curious, it should hold some intrigue, because in its exploration of pop longevity and band dynamics, it’s more a cousin of Metallica: Some Kind of Monster . . . than the typically image-conscious, preserve-the-legacy music doc.
    • 38 Metascore
    • 40 Robert Abele
    The Ward is bland shock therapy from the guy who reinvented bloody peek-a-boo with the classic "Halloween."
    • 73 Metascore
    • 60 Robert Abele
    Though admirably sensitive to the inner lives of opened souls, The World to Come is more a journal with faded photographs than a past made vividly present.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 60 Robert Abele
    Queen & Country — though often charming — has a tendency to wander and strain.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 40 Robert Abele
    Despite the good intentions, structurally it's all over the place with an excess of montages, archival footage, interviews and information practically drowning out any chance to appreciate the richness of the German composer's beloved achievement.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 50 Robert Abele
    Graham, Robinson, and Barantini’s thematic concerns about how restaurants work are strong enough ingredients. It’s too bad they’ve been subjected to the one-note flavoring of a single-take movie.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 60 Robert Abele
    Good Grief ultimately promises more than its starter kit of rom-com elements and good intentions can deliver. But within that inviting aura are a number of pleasures, starting with Levy’s homo-neurotic appeal as a cynically romantic gay lead.

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