For 73 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 54% higher than the average critic
  • 4% same as the average critic
  • 42% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 15.7 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Rob Staeger's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 50
Highest review score: 90 Creepy
Lowest review score: 0 Nothing Left to Fear
Score distribution:
  1. Positive: 21 out of 73
  2. Negative: 22 out of 73
73 movie reviews
    • tbd Metascore
    • 20 Rob Staeger
    Conversations meander and fizzle; characters repeat themselves, speaking in banalities and clichés.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 90 Rob Staeger
    What's the opposite of a jump scare? Director Kiyoshi Kurosawa has mastered it in the superb Creepy, revealing the upsetting details with such slow-build subtlety that you don't notice your skin crawling until it's halfway out the door.
    • 32 Metascore
    • 50 Rob Staeger
    Ghoul rewards attention for much of its running time with subtle scares and growing unease, before squandering it in a shaky chase through twisted corridors that goes nowhere unexpected.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 30 Rob Staeger
    Under the direction of Phillip Guzman, the whole affair plods along in by-the-numbers fashion, and the characters are all types, displaying little evidence of interior lives.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 70 Rob Staeger
    He Never Died is a Tootsie Pop of a movie. It has the outer shell of Taken...but there's an altogether different treat in the center.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 70 Rob Staeger
    Where most post-Shrek animated films are manic and all too eager to please, Rémi Chayé's deliberately paced Long Way North tells its story with clarity and an urgent calm.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 60 Rob Staeger
    Unfortunately, Dinosaur 13 never manages to display the story's many complex parts in a way that enables viewers to grasp the whole beast.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 60 Rob Staeger
    In Fear traffics in suspicion, ratcheting tension, and shocks — including a few really effective ones — more than in satisfying explanations.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 50 Rob Staeger
    Undead fare has to break new ground to stand out from the ravenous crowd, something What We Become never attempts. What might have been the best zombie movie of 2004 can't help looking a little sickly in 2016.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 70 Rob Staeger
    Cawthorne's performance underpins the resulting power fantasy with genuine emotion.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 80 Rob Staeger
    Early scenes overplay the shock of these phantasms, but just as you expect Geoghegan to crank up the effects, the film mixes in some subtler scares.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 50 Rob Staeger
    As a suspense film, Dementia is solid but unremarkable, even considering its ugly snarl of an ending. But hidden underneath, the film has all the elements for a compelling, sharp-edged family drama.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 60 Rob Staeger
    Restaging the 1978 Jonestown massacre for a present-day suspense movie is by most definitions tasteless, although The Sacrament infuses the past with ghoulish immediacy.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 70 Rob Staeger
    Filmgoers who brave We Are the Flesh may regret seeing it. Forgetting it is another matter entirely.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 70 Rob Staeger
    The temptation for an easy score is one of a handful of shopworn plot elements in Anthony Onah’s debut feature The Price, yet the interaction of t
    • 60 Metascore
    • 70 Rob Staeger
    +1
    Director Dennis Iliadis doesn't overdwell on the existentialism of the concept; he lets emotional beats strobe against the WTF experience of the temporal doubles, peppering the action with distinct images and events to make the repetition stand out.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 60 Rob Staeger
    The film is playful throughout... Unfortunately, the shoddy treatment of the film's sole LGBT character and a tendency to use people in wheelchairs as punchlines mar this otherwise delightful gruesome confection.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 70 Rob Staeger
    Realive’s greatest strength is that it takes its premise so seriously, engaging with its moral and spiritual questions.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 30 Rob Staeger
    The comedy preaches tolerance... But using hate crimes—even cartoonified ones—as a source of humor is troubling, and the mincing stereotypes on display bring to mind a little kid pointing and shouting, "Homo! Homo!"
    • 55 Metascore
    • 50 Rob Staeger
    There isn’t much marijuana use in Jonathan Berman’s documentary Calling All Earthlings, but its elliptical, ramshackle structure could make one question the merits of legalization.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 70 Rob Staeger
    Not quite a biopic, the film presents an overview of Ip's years in Hong Kong; Anthony Wong's dignified performance begins with the grandmaster almost fully formed.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 70 Rob Staeger
    Fans will clamor for Wyrmwood 2; the brothers have the talent to aim higher.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 70 Rob Staeger
    Bishop isn't afraid to leave the club behind, confidently expanding beyond the seedy premise to become a three-way chase among the bachelor party guys, the club management, and a ferocious supernatural force.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 60 Rob Staeger
    The drama plays out as expected — the ending, particularly, seems too pat — but offers several well-executed moments of tension along the way.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 70 Rob Staeger
    A concurrent plot involving Ava's family doesn't land quite as well, as it travels down some more familiar paths, but the twelve-step satire had me grinning like a fiend.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 70 Rob Staeger
    Overall, it's a strong sampler, with surprising variety.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 70 Rob Staeger
    Mell stages a climax that's thrilling and ridiculous in equal measure.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 50 Rob Staeger
    The resulting creep show has some frantic action scenes, but never quite enough spring in its step.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 80 Rob Staeger
    With Stonehearst Asylum, director Brad Anderson doles out a vintage Halloween treat — a straightforward Poe adaptation of the sort that Vincent Price used to star in — and gives it a freshness and complexity that make it a delight.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 50 Rob Staeger
    The gun-control message is so rote that it’s of secondary interest to the film’s ambitious structure.

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