For 1,005 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 42% higher than the average critic
  • 1% same as the average critic
  • 57% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 9.6 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Rita Kempley's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 56
Highest review score: 100 City Hall
Lowest review score: 0 Boxing Helena
Score distribution:
1005 movie reviews
    • 30 Metascore
    • 10 Rita Kempley
    A buddy cop parody of the lowest possible caliber, National Lampoon's Loaded Weapon 1 empties its chamber but only nicks its enormously deserving target. It's a fusillade of tired jokes and cheap shots, primarily meant as a burlesque of "Lethal Weapon," but "Basic Instinct," "The Silence of the Lambs" and "48 Hrs." also come in for some lame bashing from director Gene Quintano.
    • 37 Metascore
    • 30 Rita Kempley
    A piddling non-adventure with Louis Gossett Jr. as a namby-pamby sidekick. It's Gung-Ho and Gunga Din, in yet another variation on the "Raiders" theme.
    • 35 Metascore
    • 30 Rita Kempley
    Little kids at play have come up with craftier plots, better characterization and conceivably more spectacular effects -- provided their mothers let them play with matches.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 70 Rita Kempley
    Entrancing, uncommonly compassionate film.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 70 Rita Kempley
    Funny without being flip.
    • 33 Metascore
    • 10 Rita Kempley
    Howell, a second-string Rob Lowe, has the title role in this embarrassing variation on "Black Like Me," a half-witted collegiate farce guaranteed to offend just about everybody. Blacks are stereotyped as they haven't been in decades, and whites are portrayed as Boston bigots and selfish preppies. But the really pathetic thing about this tired old knee-jerker is not that it's racist, but that it's racist and doesn't even know it.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 100 Rita Kempley
    Vincent & Theo is more than art appreciation, it is a treasure in its own right, unframed and arcing in the projector's light.
    • 34 Metascore
    • 70 Rita Kempley
    The hero's hilarious efforts to become an ROTC commander at a Virginia prep school are more than enough ammunition for this riotous military parody.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 60 Rita Kempley
    The story line is little more than a shiny hat for holding the high-tech rabbits. Still, it's an enjoyable bit of smoke and mirrors, thanks to the decency and resourcefulness of its hero.
    • 33 Metascore
    • 30 Rita Kempley
    Pytka's marginally successful at setting this gambler's fantasy against the Damon Runyonesque aspects of the horsy life.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 40 Rita Kempley
    Despite all their toil and trouble, the tale leaves us more bothered than bewitched.
    • 83 Metascore
    • 90 Rita Kempley
    Unforgettable, especially in Pearce's startling performance.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 50 Rita Kempley
    The mediocre screenplay (by Tom S. Parker and Jim Jennewein of The Flintstones) is a more sober version of Arthur, with elements from Our Gang, North by Northwest and TV's Gilligan's Island. The filmmakers seem to think of their movie as a fiduciary fable, but they're not quite sure about its moral.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 40 Rita Kempley
    With 10 writers gnawing on it, there is little originality left in the story.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 20 Rita Kempley
    Director Griffin Dunne lacks a clear vision, torn between blithe spirits and brimstone, between madcap and macabre. But then what does it matter when there's so little magic on screen anyhow? That is unless you count making audiences disappear.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 40 Rita Kempley
    Vapid.
    • 24 Metascore
    • 40 Rita Kempley
    Under the direction of "Die Harder's" Renny Harlin, the movie has a crackling pace and a glossy look. It's all the more pernicious for that, this slick glorification of hate and loathing that portrays women as sexually promiscuous and men as infantile, violent and feeble-minded. Here's one Ford that doesn't have a better idea.
    • 86 Metascore
    • 100 Rita Kempley
    Hope and Glory is so enjoyable you want it to be a 16-part mini-series. When it's over, you sit staring at the credits, as you would the last page of a good book, wishing for another chapter.
    • 25 Metascore
    • 20 Rita Kempley
    A moldy teenage tear-jerker.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 30 Rita Kempley
    Mark Childress, who wrote the screenplay based upon his book of the same name, would have been better off leaving this Southern Gothic between two covers.
    • 86 Metascore
    • 90 Rita Kempley
    What "The Big Chill" was to baby boomers, the inspirational sex, lies, and videotape is to the mall crowd. It's designer soul-searching, a looking glass for a generation.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 100 Rita Kempley
    More than just one of the best movies so far this year, it is a revolution in young-adult entertainment.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 30 Rita Kempley
    Nobody hits the jackpot here, certainly not filmmakers Michael and Mark Polish, whose audacious, empathic first film, "Twin Falls Idaho," showed such promise.
    • 40 Metascore
    • 80 Rita Kempley
    It's a good ride, briskly paced, well played and vividly photographed by Caleb Deschanel.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 60 Rita Kempley
    The proficiency of the actors powers the movie despite a stiff script and Attenborough's preference for choreographed crowd scenes over intimacy.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 70 Rita Kempley
    It starts slow, but finishes fast with some clever plot twists. In the end, all is not lost with these boys.
    • 84 Metascore
    • 80 Rita Kempley
    Allen, the schlemiel, has humiliated himself and hurt his family, disillusioned his fans and become a case in point for the GOP, but he has also hit upon an issue that is universally applicable, the stuff of Oprah Winfrey shows and the trend punditry of newsmagazines.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 30 Rita Kempley
    Clearly Oz sees Housesitter as a screwball caprice, but the Muppeteer-turned-director delivers a stale couple's counseling movie. The message -- if your partner is a deluded liar, then you might as well be too -- must have been thought up by Pinocchio.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 70 Rita Kempley
    Whiny, quirky and urbane.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 80 Rita Kempley
    A happy, scenic, sumptuous film. [12 Apr 1995, p.25]
    • Washington Post

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