For 1,005 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 42% higher than the average critic
  • 1% same as the average critic
  • 57% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 9.6 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Rita Kempley's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 56
Highest review score: 100 City Hall
Lowest review score: 0 Boxing Helena
Score distribution:
1005 movie reviews
    • 67 Metascore
    • 75 Rita Kempley
    Blaze is a celebration of the sporting life, as zesty as Cajun music and as tickly as a feather boa.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 75 Rita Kempley
    A surprisingly amiable romp about a zany quartet of escaped mental patients four who flew out of the cuckoo's nest.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 75 Rita Kempley
    In these days of overproduced overstatement, of totally awesome turtle power and other toxic gimcracks, The Gods Must Be Crazy II feels like a vacation, a sort of enlightened Wild Kingdom.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 75 Rita Kempley
    Back from their respective voids and together for the firs time, Hurt and Weaver romp romantically as janitor and TV news reporter in Eyewitness, a murky mystery produced and directed by Peter Yates and written by Steve Tesich, the guys who uplifted us via Breaking Away. [06 Mar 1981, p.15]
    • Washington Post
    • 75 Metascore
    • 75 Rita Kempley
    Meryl Streep teams with director Fred Schepisi for "A Cry in the Dark," a compelling account of the media witch hunt and subsequent trial of Lindy Chamberlain, an Australian mother accused of murdering her 9-week-old daughter Azaria.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 75 Rita Kempley
    Aside from the bell-ringer's new look, the studio's ambitious adaptation of Victor Hugo's sprawling classic remains surprisingly faithful to the book's grim mood, if not its plot.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 75 Rita Kempley
    Though dark and harrowing, explicit and unsparing, the movie proves a riveting biography of these burnt-out icons and their iconoclastic half-decade. Symbolism aside, Sid & Nancy is an indelible drama of undying love and meaningless decline.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 70 Rita Kempley
    Compromising Positions has its problems, especially Julia's weak performance. But it's often on target, exposing the mechanics of the heroine's marriage, the woman herself and her languorous community where two patrol cars respond to a call about graffiti. [6 Sept 1985, p.23]
    • Washington Post
    • 95 Metascore
    • 70 Rita Kempley
    The experience overall is like laughing down a gun barrel, a little bit tiring, a lot sick and maybe far too perverse for less jaded moviegoers.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 70 Rita Kempley
    It would be cornier if it weren't so well acted by Nunn, Bening and 12-year-old Allen.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 70 Rita Kempley
    Adapted from Valerie Martin's psychosexual novel, this maudlin film transforms the legend of Jekyll and Hyde into a talky romantic love triangle. [23 Feb 1996]
    • Washington Post
    • 60 Metascore
    • 70 Rita Kempley
    Barkin's succulence and De Niro's showboating lend sizzle and ferocity to the proceedings, but the film draws its poignancy from 18-year-old DiCaprio's performance.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 70 Rita Kempley
    The picture seems muted, the flower's petals a little brown at the edges.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 70 Rita Kempley
    While the plot is thin and there's little action till the big blow some 60 minutes into the film, a volcano offers a greater variety of thrills than your basic cyclone ever could.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 70 Rita Kempley
    Director Harold Ramis, who managed to stop time in the sunny comic masterpiece "Groundhog Day," tries a different tack in this lesser though nonetheless hilarious caper.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 70 Rita Kempley
    Star Trek III: The Search for Spock isn't really a movie, it's a happy reunion. The Enterprise is 18 years older and the crew members look like Gray Panthers in space. It may be old stuff, but it's still the right stuff up there. [8 June 1984, p.23]
    • Washington Post
    • 59 Metascore
    • 70 Rita Kempley
    Most of the time Creepshow works.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 70 Rita Kempley
    After one scummy role after another, Rourke finally stops taking himself so seriously. Instead of the usual Neanderthal, he treats us to a sensitive, likable blob with a sense of humor.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 70 Rita Kempley
    Blue Thunder hovers just this side of trash and the other side of credibility, but it propels a willing audience into adrenaline heaven.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 70 Rita Kempley
    The rich visuals seem at odds with the spartan content of the screenplay, with skating nuns like penguins on a frozen pond, cows lowing, pigeons flapping, statues weeping, novices in white gowns splayed like crucifixes on the stone cold floor. We're left with these images when we should be left pondering the cosmos, shortchanged by the saints and the scientists alike, denied our just epiphany. [27 Sept 1985, p.25]
    • Washington Post
    • 30 Metascore
    • 70 Rita Kempley
    Proud to be junk food, but it still tackles the serious subjects of illiteracy, teen-age pregnancy and young adult alcoholism. [22 July 1987]
    • 60 Metascore
    • 70 Rita Kempley
    Adam Sandler is surprisingly likable as Robbie, a struggling musician who is left at the altar early in this modest romantic comedy.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 70 Rita Kempley
    The performances make up for the sloppy history in the film, and it's a good-hearted and diverting story. [21 Dec 1984, p.29]
    • Washington Post
    • 66 Metascore
    • 70 Rita Kempley
    McGregor, the movie's most engaging performer, is convincing enough to sell the mutual attraction. The "Trainspotting" star is usually playing some kind of freak, and this is a nice stretch for him.
    • 33 Metascore
    • 70 Rita Kempley
    Bill Forsyth's Being Human, an anthology about the hesitant ascent of man, is a whimsically offbeat, stubbornly upbeat tour of man's progress as seen through the eyes of five guys named Hector. [06 May 1994]
    • Washington Post
    • 50 Metascore
    • 70 Rita Kempley
    With it's many knotty connections and complex exposition, the movie is definitely something of a muddle, but for that matter so are most conspiracy theories.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 70 Rita Kempley
    This is hardly your same old trough of slop. Babe nonetheless prevails, demonstrating once again "how a kind and steady heart can heal a sorry world."
    • 72 Metascore
    • 70 Rita Kempley
    Mulan may be exotic, but it's hardly a risky enterprise, what with its sentimental show tunes, wholesome morals and plucky teen heroine.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 70 Rita Kempley
    It's plenty entertaining, but the ending is disappointing, given the buildup.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 70 Rita Kempley
    Alice, which seems like child's play after last year's sober Crimes and Misdemeanors, finds Allen at his most optimistic and sentimental since Radio Days. His pen is not as sharp nor his wit as keen as it has been, but he has become accessible to a broader audience in this whimsical entertainment.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 70 Rita Kempley
    The caper isn't as passionate as the title suggests—in fact, it's facile—but Ryan and Kevin Kline, as her attractive opposite, are irresistible together.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 70 Rita Kempley
    This wonderfully acted romance brings the touching fantasy "Truly, Madly, Deeply" to mind.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 70 Rita Kempley
    All canapes and haute bourgeoisie, it is a smart comedy of conversation, like "My Dinner With Andre" but with eight place settings.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 70 Rita Kempley
    A decidedly medieval enterprise, darker in text and tone than a Gothic cathedral by the light of the moon.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 70 Rita Kempley
    Zucker, who collaborated with his brother Jerry and Jim Abrahams on such comedies as "Airplane!" and "Ruthless People," is working solo here. And aside from a flat patch midway through, he delivers as faithfully as Domino's pizza. In the limbo of comedy, few can go lower than Zucker without visibly straining. And the movie has a message: "Love is like the ozone layer; you never miss it until it's gone."
    • 54 Metascore
    • 70 Rita Kempley
    The movie is as insistently bubbly as the Bradys themselves, but it does run out of carbonation before the end. "Bunch" fans won't mind a bit, while others will be amused by the juxtaposition of the family's wholesome idyll with the harsher realities of life in the '90s, as evidenced by "Roseanne," "Married ... With Children" and "Grace Under Fire." [17 Feb 1995, p.F01]
    • Washington Post
    • 65 Metascore
    • 70 Rita Kempley
    The trouble is that the picture is far from over when suddenly we find ourselves watching another movie -- a punishing, overly complex melodrama in which the Gingerbread Man receives his comeuppance.
    • 41 Metascore
    • 70 Rita Kempley
    Sometimes the material's rather too gruesome for a family-oriented film, but as one HVTV intern says to the Devil, "It isn't the blood that bothers me, so much as the lack of subtext."
    • 78 Metascore
    • 70 Rita Kempley
    Just isn't as fresh, focused or uniformly funny as "Waiting for Guffman."
    • 79 Metascore
    • 70 Rita Kempley
    Showcases its cast's athleticism and Ping's kinetic high-wire artistry. But unlike similar Western-made fare, it doesn't take itself seriously.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 70 Rita Kempley
    This is screenwriter Richard LaGravenese's directorial debut and now that he's in charge, he finally has his chance to give dialogue and character their due.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 70 Rita Kempley
    Screenwriter Horton Foote (To Kill a Mockingbird) creates three rare human beings -- not jukebox stereotypes -- in Sonny, Mac and Rosa Lee. They're shy, emotionally severe people, country people who sing their emotions in baleful ballads. They were country when country wasn't cool. Always will be, praise the Lord. [06 May 1983, p.19]
    • Washington Post
    • 70 Metascore
    • 70 Rita Kempley
    A celebration of buddies and butts, it's an unconventionally structured, wonderfully acted group portrait of the regulars at a Brooklyn cigar store.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 70 Rita Kempley
    A solid second film from director Gary Fleder ("Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead"), it's sure to set pulses racing and spines tingling. Too bad it's at the expense of the dignity of young women everywhere.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 70 Rita Kempley
    The major difference between films is "2010's" greater emphasis on people. The performances are all excellent, but Helen Mirren is utterly convincing as the formidable commander of the Leonov. Roy Scheider costars as the former head of the Space Agency, with John Lithgow as the enginer of Discovery and Bob Balaban as the father of H.A.L. [7 Dec 1984, p.39]
    • Washington Post
    • 16 Metascore
    • 70 Rita Kempley
    The Toy would improve with a little tinkering. Still, it's surefire family fare. [10 Dec 1982, p.23]
    • Washington Post
    • 64 Metascore
    • 70 Rita Kempley
    Blending physics and fantasy, Flight spins an easy-going adventure that's also a late-summer treat for the movie-going family. [01 Aug 1986, p.25]
    • Washington Post
    • 62 Metascore
    • 70 Rita Kempley
    About as understated as a 21-gun salute... What's missing is anything of Reiner himself.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 70 Rita Kempley
    There are laughs -- lots of them, too -- but at some point the source of the laughs -- Vaughan's Ricky, a yammering loose cannon -- goes from entertaining to obnoxious.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 70 Rita Kempley
    This knowing, low-budget comedy will appeal to men, who'll recognize their behavior, but also to women, who'll see it as goosing the gander.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 70 Rita Kempley
    It satisfies your appetite for totally tasteless but deliciously flaky boy movies.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 70 Rita Kempley
    Primarily, it's a warm, fuzzy and funny duet between Spacey and Bridges, one that brings to mind the interplay between Spock and Kirk.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 70 Rita Kempley
    As with other Silver-smithed projects, this one is almost frighteningly competent at bashing heads and pushing all the right buttons.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 70 Rita Kempley
    Sliding Doors is frothy stuff, far more complicated in structure than in content.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 70 Rita Kempley
    Romantic comedies don't get more formulaic than this bouncing-screwball valentine, but then they don't get much more delightful, either.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 70 Rita Kempley
    With its outrageous double-entendre, gonzo performances and appalling lack of restraint, the sequel is more than a guilty pleasure.
    • 86 Metascore
    • 70 Rita Kempley
    The movie is really almost tasteful considering [Cronenberg’s] stomach-churning capacities. He always does it for a higher purpose, though, which is why his films sometimes win wider audiences. This one probably won't cross over, because it's too queasy. [23 Sept 1988]
    • 77 Metascore
    • 70 Rita Kempley
    Hairspray is definitely self-congratulatory, like the message movies it aims to spoof. But there's a sweet morality mixed with the camp clumsiness of this nostalgic goof. Waters couldn't care less about the subtleties of plot or character. He writes and directs the way a kid finger paints. As usual, he's gathered a tantalizing cast from the so-out-they're-in crowd. [26 Feb 1988, p.b1]
    • Washington Post
    • 70 Metascore
    • 70 Rita Kempley
    Artistically self-indulgent, if beautifully acted, Light Sleeper isn't aimed at audiences with a hunger for conventional entertainment and upbeat endings -- for Schrader this is an improvement.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 70 Rita Kempley
    Though a thematically ambitious and deftly acted thriller, the film is also shockingly coldblooded and not a little reactionary.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 70 Rita Kempley
    Bawdy, bratty and burp-riddled, it's a predictably idiotic follow-up...God help me, I laughed and slapped my thighs.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 70 Rita Kempley
    Darkman, as unnerving as a gargoyle, is a classic nightmare, elegant and sumptuous, everything "Batman" should have been. But we're numbed after a while, as we are by the grotesquerie of the nightly news. Then again, maybe that's Raimi's intention. His work is beautiful in its scary way, and never only skin deep.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 70 Rita Kempley
    Diverting and provides a satisfying alternative to teen-oriented summer comedy.
    • 79 Metascore
    • 70 Rita Kempley
    For All Mankind is a beatitude of praise, a homesick look at a healthy nation. That's why this history of "all systems go" and "roger that" is Oscar-nominated instead of "Roger and Me." The closest it comes to controversy is when it tackles the question of how astronauts go potty in space.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 70 Rita Kempley
    Hackman isn't giving a "Mississippi Burning"-caliber performance here, but it is a well-crafted one. Jones has the actor's advantage in the villain's role of a cynical soldier who comes to like but not respect the sergeant. The supporting players skulk and menace effectively, and Cassidy adds an earthy oomph to her tag-along's role. Of course there are also the customary chases, crashes and gruesome murders. In other words, it's the best in mindless entertainment.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 70 Rita Kempley
    A knowing, somewhat slight, often hilarious sendup of cubicle culture.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 70 Rita Kempley
    The music is electric on Beat Street, a good-natured, emotional movie, where morals are as sound as they were in the mom's-in-the-kitchen, dad's-in-insurance sitcoms of the '50s and '60s.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 70 Rita Kempley
    A gorgeously drawn myth made for plucky children and very brave mice.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 70 Rita Kempley
    Entrancing, uncommonly compassionate film.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 70 Rita Kempley
    Funny without being flip.
    • 34 Metascore
    • 70 Rita Kempley
    The hero's hilarious efforts to become an ROTC commander at a Virginia prep school are more than enough ammunition for this riotous military parody.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 70 Rita Kempley
    It starts slow, but finishes fast with some clever plot twists. In the end, all is not lost with these boys.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 70 Rita Kempley
    Whiny, quirky and urbane.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 70 Rita Kempley
    This little charmer both celebrates and kids the corny conventions of family sitcoms.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 70 Rita Kempley
    An entertaining, light-hearted cops and robots action adventure decked out in high-tech finery. [14 Dec 1984, p.31]
    • Washington Post
    • 65 Metascore
    • 70 Rita Kempley
    Katheryn's summation was meant to be the final flourish, but McGillis gives a flat-footed performance. However, Foster overcomes McGillis' inertia, as the sweet-natured Sarah, a lonely little waitress who makes her home in a trailer park. Under her tight jeans and tough talk, she proves as fragile as a ballerina on a music box. Foster creates the ultimate victim without ever becoming a wimp, mixing dignity with defenselessness. The Accused must be acquitted of its misdemeanors if not for its good intentions, for this vibrant performance.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 70 Rita Kempley
    For all of its departures, Luhrmann's largely successful reinterpretation is far from irreverent. He takes liberties with the world, but never the words of this achingly beautiful love story.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 70 Rita Kempley
    David Zucker and Segal seem to thrive on the formulaic tomfoolery that propels these rapid-fire spoofs. Naked Gun 33 1/3, as pointlessly plotted as ever, manages to be not only still funny but energetically slapped together and occasionally inventive.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 70 Rita Kempley
    Sonnenfeld, who demonstrated a knack for Gothic comedy in "The Addams Family," brings the same mischievous gleefulness to this deliriously macabre enterprise.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 70 Rita Kempley
    Short Circuit fizzles a little at the end when the script becomes even more predictable and mawkish. But Badham's technological know-how can't be denied, and the pleasures of Number Five are considerable. [09 May 1986, p.27]
    • Washington Post
    • 47 Metascore
    • 70 Rita Kempley
    It's worth seeing at the very least because it is so different from standard Hollywood fare.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 70 Rita Kempley
    A refreshing fall film. [18 Sep 1981, p.19]
    • Washington Post
    • 62 Metascore
    • 70 Rita Kempley
    Along with a lot of 10-gallon laughs, Happy, Texas rustles up plenty of goodwill for its larcenous, sexually ambiguous leading men.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 70 Rita Kempley
    Filled as it is with unforced errors, A League of Their Own isn't a perfect picture, but it is irresistibly ebullient with not one, but nine Babes on base.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 70 Rita Kempley
    A sweet but labored love story.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 70 Rita Kempley
    An absorbing, if overlong adaptation of Tom Clancy's bestseller.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 70 Rita Kempley
    The decade has been fondly spoofed in capers like "The Brady Bunch," but Lee's film takes a much more searing, if initially hilarious look at the sexual revolution's migration to a New England suburb and the community's subsequent meltdown. [17 October 1997, p.D6]
    • Washington Post
    • 77 Metascore
    • 70 Rita Kempley
    The Road Warrior is ferocious and unpredictable. It's energetic. It's peculiar. It's big and it's dirty. But mostly it's cosmically irrelevant. Hey, but, one thing's for sure, we are driven.
    • Washington Post
    • 63 Metascore
    • 70 Rita Kempley
    The narrative shifts from romance to adventure the way Cheetah used to hop from foot to foot, but Sommers nevertheless delivers a bully family picture.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 70 Rita Kempley
    Bound, a diabolically clever caper, isn't nearly so deep as the genre it kids.
    • 40 Metascore
    • 70 Rita Kempley
    Reprising the role, Chevy Chase is reliably irreverent as the tangle-footed, many-monikered reporter.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 70 Rita Kempley
    The hero's feats are implausible even by action standards, but screenwriters Tony Puryear and Walon Green have concocted one of the summer's most spectacular action sequences.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 70 Rita Kempley
    It's the individual characters, so carefully crafted, who count, as opposed to a tidy conclusion.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 70 Rita Kempley
    Lacks the edge and depth of a truly inspired work.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 70 Rita Kempley
    While it celebrates the triumph of humor, invention and the human spirit, Life Is Beautiful is not the transporting experience it might have been. Benigni knows how to make us laugh, but he has not yet figured out how to make us cry.
    • 40 Metascore
    • 70 Rita Kempley
    Despite its herky-jerky pace and aimlessness of plot, Three Fugitives is engaging sport, primarily enjoyable for the hearty teamwork of Nolte and Short -- a comedic contretemps as bruising as a Punch and Judy show.
    • 35 Metascore
    • 70 Rita Kempley
    Deep, it's not. But it is glossy, funny and well-performed. And like other ensemble movies, it's stronger on character than plot as it shifts from relationship to relationship to draw a picture of the whole. [28 June 1985, p.27]
    • Washington Post
    • 50 Metascore
    • 70 Rita Kempley
    A lively, affectionate and well-acted romantic comedy, takes a raunchy look at relationships from the black male perspective.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 70 Rita Kempley
    The Decline of the American Empire is certainly the year's most intellectual work, a frequently funny, unrepressed meditation on midnight in North America. It's the kind of warning you'd expect from a middle-aged, over-educated male, going soft 'round the middle and figuring the world is too.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 70 Rita Kempley
    Overall Nichols, Simon and especially Broderick find fresh threads in the old fatigues.

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