Randy Cordova

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For 178 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 56% higher than the average critic
  • 5% same as the average critic
  • 39% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 5 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Randy Cordova's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 61
Highest review score: 100 The Jungle Book
Lowest review score: 10 The Legend of Hercules
Score distribution:
  1. Positive: 89 out of 178
  2. Negative: 21 out of 178
178 movie reviews
    • 27 Metascore
    • 50 Randy Cordova
    At first, it’s fun and shiny, then you’re left with a crumpled mess on the floor.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 50 Randy Cordova
    Lane is an endearing performer, but she needs something, anything, to work with. Here, she's getting by on sheer likability.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 50 Randy Cordova
    First-time writer-director Peter Sattler keeps things glum and unsentimental, then tosses it all up in the air with a syrupy ending that derails everything. On another movie, the high-corn finale might have worked; here, it just feels patently false.
    • 25 Metascore
    • 50 Randy Cordova
    Despite competent performances all around, you never feel much chemistry between the actors.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 50 Randy Cordova
    The Finest Hours is set in the early '50s. But did it really need to feel like it was made during the Eisenhower era?
    • tbd Metascore
    • 50 Randy Cordova
    Everything is lathered with a syrupy, string-laden musical score designed to gnaw at a viewer's tear ducts. It's about as subtle as having an off-screen narrator yell "Start crying!" before big scenes, and probably as effective.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 50 Randy Cordova
    Visually, the film is sumptuous and the costumes are suitably wow-inspiring, but the humans are a blah bunch.
    • 37 Metascore
    • 50 Randy Cordova
    Most of the time, it simply coasts along at the level of a typical Lifetime TV movie.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 50 Randy Cordova
    Ultimately, At Any Price isn’t terrible, but you can tell that’s hardly the endorsement the filmmakers were seeking.
    • 41 Metascore
    • 50 Randy Cordova
    There is no sense of dread or impending doom; instead it's just one jolt after another. It's like having someone jump out at you every five minutes, and about as much fun.
    • 31 Metascore
    • 50 Randy Cordova
    The film, much like Willis' performance, never flatlines, but it never delivers the thrills you expect from this type of genre piece.
    • 81 Metascore
    • 50 Randy Cordova
    The club scenes, initially exciting, are ultimately wearying, and the movie meanders about much of the time.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 50 Randy Cordova
    Going in Style will probably be a lot more enjoyable if you’ve never seen the original. It’s not that the remake is terrible. It’s cheerful and undemanding, and an appealing cast makes the time go by painlessly enough. But the 1979 film is poignant and layered.
    • 36 Metascore
    • 50 Randy Cordova
    [Costner's] utter conviction to such a daffy project is strangely endearing. You may never believe one minute of Criminal, but Costner sure does.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 50 Randy Cordova
    The movie is a pretty humdrum affair when it focuses on humans, even when actors are playing characters based on real people.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 50 Randy Cordova
    Documented is obviously a bit of advocacy filmmaking, which is fine, but most of the time it's not compelling enough to reach beyond the converted.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 50 Randy Cordova
    It's not a total wash. Shaye's performance is reliably good and the sequences set in The Further (the netherworld of the "Insidious" films) have a kicky charge.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 50 Randy Cordova
    The movie is not uninteresting, but a viewer isn't breathlessly waiting to see how things will wrap up, either. By the third act, you even start to get impatient with the characters. That's not exactly a ringing endorsement.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 50 Randy Cordova
    Cate Blanchett gives a ferocious performance as the steely Mapes, and she mines some genuine emotion out of the material.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 50 Randy Cordova
    Writer-director Amat Escalante was named best director at the 2013 Cannes Film Festival for this project, and although it obviously is made with some skill, it also is unrelentingly dire.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 50 Randy Cordova
    There are a lot of funny people in Brave New Jersey, but the movie is not very funny.
    • 27 Metascore
    • 50 Randy Cordova
    The visual effects are impressive, and there is a certain kick to seeing the human characters dodging barrels in a life-size Donkey Kong. But we don’t really care about the humans; here, at least, Q*bert is more endearing than Adam Sandler.
    • 34 Metascore
    • 50 Randy Cordova
    Ultimately, the film is never boring, but it's never involving, either. At the end, what you're left with is a modestly entertaining film that doesn't seem to have an original thought in its head. In that way, it's a lot like the characters it spotlights.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 50 Randy Cordova
    Supporting turns by Philip Rosenthal and David Alan Grier as two pals in the business are fun, but they can't prevent the movie's rather aimless nature or self-indulgent feel.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 50 Randy Cordova
    A Kid Like Jake, isn't terrible, but it sure could be better.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 50 Randy Cordova
    Because the film is unable to settle on a tone, it's hard to get invested in much of anything.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 50 Randy Cordova
    The screwball plot is woefully thin and predictable, with inane situations and characters who barely act human.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 40 Randy Cordova
    The film evolves into one of those "watch the hostage fall in love with her captor" tales, always an icky plot development that's not any more appetizing here. There are some more twists to be had, but it's never more than marginally interesting.
    • 39 Metascore
    • 40 Randy Cordova
    Stark’s turgid approach feels both pompous and cold, and the film never connects emotionally.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 40 Randy Cordova
    It looks great, Abbott is twitchy and terrific and you really want to like it. But it's never particularly involving, and it becomes even less so as it progresses. Ultimately, it's just a gorgeous, gruesomely wrapped package with little inside.
    • 35 Metascore
    • 40 Randy Cordova
    Pat and silly, the movie offers a wheezy moral that a buttoned-up American just needs a sensitive Latino and some ethnic cuisine to end the blues.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 40 Randy Cordova
    Unfortunately, the name is the only thing emboldened about this starchy biopic, a dry, talky affair that even Liam Neeson in full glower can’t bring to life.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 40 Randy Cordova
    A LEGO Brickumentary feels like one of those cheerful corporate videos that gets screened at team meetings, designed to rouse employees into a rah-rah fervor. The down side: Most videos of that ilk don’t last for 90 minutes.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 40 Randy Cordova
    Somewhere, deep inside Justice Served, there is the kernel of an interesting idea. But you've got to look hard, because the finished product is pretty dire stuff.
    • 39 Metascore
    • 40 Randy Cordova
    Basically, a lot of things happen; not interesting or believable things, but, hey, there's movement and action.
    • 30 Metascore
    • 40 Randy Cordova
    It's no surprise The Boy Next Door is junk. What is disappointing is that it's not fun junk. It doesn't even merit a good hate-watching, because the whole thing is so meh.
    • 33 Metascore
    • 40 Randy Cordova
    Unfortunately, what the filmmaker has wound up with is something that feels like it should be playing at the bottom end of a triple bill at a drive-in.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 40 Randy Cordova
    Jack Lemmon and Walter Matthau never made a movie called Grumpy Old Men Go Camping. If they had, it surely would look a lot like A Walk in the Woods.
    • 21 Metascore
    • 40 Randy Cordova
    It’s an action movie without an exciting moment. It’s a special effects flick with chintzy visuals. And it’s a Gerard Butler vehicle without enough Gerard to go around.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 40 Randy Cordova
    The movie ultimately winds up falling between two stools, failing as both a biography and an action film. Martial arts fans will naturally be drawn to the story, but the film does nothing to open up the world to outsiders.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 40 Randy Cordova
    The kind of fantasy that a 15-year-old boy would love, although parents probably should keep younger teens far, far away. This movie pushes the boundaries of its R rating about as far as they can go.
    • 36 Metascore
    • 40 Randy Cordova
    The chemistry between Baldwin and Moore is strangely disconnected. The performers aren't bad, but they don't generate any kind of heat.
    • 40 Metascore
    • 40 Randy Cordova
    The characters flutter about, argue and flirt, but they are simply too bland and vacuous to make much of an impression. It doesn't help that half of them serve no purpose other than to fill the camera frame.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 40 Randy Cordova
    It is clean, crisp and passionless. You almost wish for some Bravo sleaze to add a little edge to the proceedings.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 40 Randy Cordova
    Nick Ryan’s documentary looks at the disaster by using interviews, actual footage and re-enactments. The latter move undercuts some of the movie’s authenticity. Granted, there probably wasn’t another way to film it, but it muddies the film’s sense of truth.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 40 Randy Cordova
    The filmmaker's seeming lack of skepticism makes for rough going if you don't buy into Kenyon's vision.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 40 Randy Cordova
    Unfortunately, nothing in the film –Foy's performance included – cuts the chill, and you're left trapped in a big, wintry void.
    • 36 Metascore
    • 40 Randy Cordova
    First-time writer-director Tom Gormican keeps the dialogue moving at a rapid pace, which doesn’t obscure the fact that most of what is said is dopey and witless.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 40 Randy Cordova
    The effect is initially giddy but it ultimately wears the viewer down.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 40 Randy Cordova
    Ultimately, the whole affair is forgettable. The original film was promoted with the tagline "It knows what scares you." If there was a truth-in-advertising law regarding films, this movie's ad copy would read: "Poltergeist: Meh."
    • 29 Metascore
    • 40 Randy Cordova
    There might be a decent movie in here somewhere, if the focus had been on the right character.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 40 Randy Cordova
    "Unfun" isn't a real word, but boy, it sure describes The Legend of Tarzan.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 40 Randy Cordova
    The gags are stale, the characters uninvolving and bits meant to titillate don’t.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 40 Randy Cordova
    On the Map is more like a sleepy lecture during the last week of high school: You may hear some worthwhile information, but it's not going to stick.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 40 Randy Cordova
    Everything feels pat and oversimplified, with no gray areas. That's not uncommon in films of this nature, but Christensen is unable to make the movie feel like anything more than propaganda.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 40 Randy Cordova
    A movie that never quite comes to life, despite its title.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 40 Randy Cordova
    Although the visuals are spectacular — a barren Colorado River looks like a landscape from a science-fiction epic — there's not much else here to grab on.
    • 26 Metascore
    • 30 Randy Cordova
    Olivier Megaton (he helmed "Taken 2") starts things off at a sluggish pace and never picks up speed. Even the action scenes, which often are filmed in jittery fashion, don't generate thrills.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 30 Randy Cordova
    It's all-around generic, made notable by its weirdly schizophrenic tone. Sometimes it strives to be a character-driven thriller in the Jason Bourne mold. In other moments, it goes for over-the-top action and violence. But it's never very exciting.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 30 Randy Cordova
    ¡He Matado a Mi Marido! seems to be inspired by the kind of bold comedies that Pedro Almodóvar specializes in, with divas at center stage and madcap situations. But writer-director Francisco Lupini-Basagoiti is no Almodóvar, mistaking stupidity for zaniness.
    • 31 Metascore
    • 30 Randy Cordova
    Director Michael Goi is big on jump shocks that get increasingly tiresome.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 30 Randy Cordova
    Written, produced and directed by Christopher Nolen, who gives himself a small role, the movie fails as both a comedy and morality tale.
    • 26 Metascore
    • 30 Randy Cordova
    Strangely, almost everyone must have been in the middle of some weird creative dry spell. Some stories are pretentious, some are annoyingly whimsical and some are just out-and-out obnoxious.
    • 31 Metascore
    • 30 Randy Cordova
    The film is based on a popular series of young-adult books (big surprise), but one figures only die-hard fans will enjoy the result. The movie is slow-witted and moves at a glacial pace.
    • 39 Metascore
    • 30 Randy Cordova
    Nothing feels believable in “Big Stone Gap,” a bungled, charm-free look at small-town life in the South in the late '70s.
    • 21 Metascore
    • 30 Randy Cordova
    Life Itself is one of the worst kind of bad movies, because it achieves nothing that it sets out to do.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 30 Randy Cordova
    If you like a little bit more in a movie — say, characters that are mildly interesting or a plot that's a wee bit logical — stay far away.
    • 37 Metascore
    • 30 Randy Cordova
    The script, written by the actress, is downright wretched at times.
    • 29 Metascore
    • 30 Randy Cordova
    A brittle, pompous drama.
    • 37 Metascore
    • 30 Randy Cordova
    When an inane ending appears out of nowhere and purports to add depth to a movie which has little? That's just maddening. And the twist in Serenity leaves you feeling both cheated and annoyed, which surely isn't the filmmaker's intention.
    • 33 Metascore
    • 30 Randy Cordova
    The whole thing is sentimental corn, which isn’t bad if it’s handled with conviction and sincerity. But the direction by John Stephenson (better known for special effects than directing) is resolutely stiff and hollow. That’s murder for a movie dealing with miracles.
    • 23 Metascore
    • 30 Randy Cordova
    This wildly distasteful premise is meant to be cute and enlightening, like a modern Frank Capra flick, but this is hardly "It's a Wonderful Life." Instead, the movie keeps tripping over itself.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 20 Randy Cordova
    If you’re a major fan of the "Love Live!" world, this is possibly enjoyable. If you’re not, it is shrill, garish, confusing and badly paced, with cheap-looking animation and characters that resemble Walter Keane’s big-eyed waifs.
    • 25 Metascore
    • 20 Randy Cordova
    Elvis Presley made some bad movies, but let's give the King his due: He never made anything as outright awful as The Identical.
    • 28 Metascore
    • 20 Randy Cordova
    Agonizingly stupid and painfully illogical.
    • 19 Metascore
    • 20 Randy Cordova
    It’s hard to imagine another comedy coming along this year that is this abrasive and free of laughs. It’s like everyone involved intentionally tried to create a horrible movie.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 20 Randy Cordova
    The project drips with sincerity, which isn't necessarily a bad thing. What doesn't work is the tin-eared dialogue and the utter lack of momentum, both in the script or the direction by Nikita Zubarev.
    • 22 Metascore
    • 10 Randy Cordova
    The whole thing is a total bore; even the supporting players aren’t motivated enough to attract attention. That’s good news for Lutz; he can’t be blamed for torpedoing the project, because everyone is doing subpar work here.

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