For 167 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 37% higher than the average critic
  • 13% same as the average critic
  • 50% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 4.9 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Phil Hoad's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 61
Highest review score: 100 Violation
Lowest review score: 20 Shark Bait
Score distribution:
  1. Positive: 48 out of 167
  2. Negative: 2 out of 167
167 movie reviews
    • 91 Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    At one point, Michel Troisgros insists that cuisine is not cinema, but real life. But Wiseman continually spotlights the importance of close observation in ingredients, taste, preparation and presentation that enables the elevation of the material world into art; from creme brulee forensics, to the staff finicking with the tableware until the setting is just-so.
    • 89 Metascore
    • 80 Phil Hoad
    Wang’s film is a vital excavation of history in danger of being eroded away.
    • 88 Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    [A] somewhat bemused memoir-essay about place, cinema and time.
    • 86 Metascore
    • 80 Phil Hoad
    Hu provides no easy resolutions, and evidently found none himself. This epic of futility will have to stand as an epitaph for an extremely promising career cut short.
    • 85 Metascore
    • 80 Phil Hoad
    Deeply caught up in decoding this tradition, perhaps Serra is too beholden to it. If only this admittedly riveting examination of dark human compulsions had found a way to also articulate the perspectives of the animals for whom the arena is a lethal experience.
    • 85 Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    It’s hard to deny Fuhrman’s pinch-faced vehemence and the film’s hallucinatory verve.
    • 83 Metascore
    • 80 Phil Hoad
    The issues are fundamentally the same: the enforced invisibility of a class of economic migrants who are now so numerous that many game the system, doubling their exploitation. Sangaré’s exemplary, unfeigned performance helps them speak.
    • 83 Metascore
    • 80 Phil Hoad
    If narrative clarity is obviously not top of Uzeyman and Williams’ priorities, the film always looks amazing: fluorescent dream sequences, glitchy cyberpunk overlays, wild character designs (from costume designer Cedric Mizero and makeup artist Tanya Melendez).
    • 82 Metascore
    • 80 Phil Hoad
    Ciorniciuc and his co-writer Lina Vdovîi, in allowing events to unfold slowly in front of the camera, have created a beautifully measured portrait of an amazingly resonant topic.
    • 81 Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    Despite its somewhat diffuse centre, Collins’ film still has a straightforward poignancy, with subtle and dignified performances across the board.
    • 81 Metascore
    • 80 Phil Hoad
    Hosoda’s delicate, painterly style is perfect for capturing Kun’s evanescent imaginary haven – and conveying the message about the moral courage needed to leave it.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 40 Phil Hoad
    Partly set in the Mumbai underworld, Rakeysh Omprakash Mehra’s boxing drama aims at Raging Bull grit but has an unfortunately irresistible drift towards late-Rocky melodrama.
    • 80 Metascore
    • 80 Phil Hoad
    Fully committed to a radical irresolution, this simultaneously alienating and beautiful film bears repeat viewing.
    • 80 Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    Castillo’s talent for spiritually attuned atmospherics could be her USP among Chile’s current crop of directors with idiosyncratic slants on their country’s recent past.
    • 80 Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    The apparently depressing twist gives Linoleum’s entropy-defying optimism successful lift-off.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 40 Phil Hoad
    The close-knit ethos might well explain the franchise’s gleefully perverse sense of fun, but the truth is this love-in features too much filler.
    • 79 Metascore
    • 80 Phil Hoad
    This is a memorable education in the laws of the tween jungle.
    • 79 Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    Fleshed out in 3D animation, the action – feinting, pivoting and occasionally soaring high above the stands – feels resplendently immediate.
    • 79 Metascore
    • 80 Phil Hoad
    There are serious points raised with wry obliqueness here: about police racism, land theft and, more positively, ancestral continuity. (Perhaps to keep the indigenous focus, Endless Cookie skirts the issue of Seth as a white chronicler.) But it’s also equal parts hallucinations in coffee froth of rutting caribous – and a palpably radiating love for community – in this often hilarious spawn of the likes of Fritz the Cat
    • 78 Metascore
    • 80 Phil Hoad
    Its heartwarming aspect comes framed with real grandeur, and a stark absurdism and tightly wound sentimentality reminiscent at times of Takeshi Kitano.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 80 Phil Hoad
    A halo of kinship, love and the tenacious power of art is gathered around this film.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 80 Phil Hoad
    Retrofitting medieval Noh as a world of guitar gods and cavorting dancers, Inu-oh has its two disabled lead characters make a psychedelic plea in favour of slipping loose from dominant narratives, told in a fecund patchwork of styles by Yuasa that asserts its own outsider credentials.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 80 Phil Hoad
    You will no doubt bail out at some point – but that’s part of the deal. Llinás has done enough to make sure we come back.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 80 Phil Hoad
    A delirious and oddly agreeable stopover.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 80 Phil Hoad
    Something in the Dirt is so high on its own conceptual supply that it doesn’t invest quite enough in the pair’s deteriorating relationship, and consequently starts to drag. But it wrings a mini-cosmos out of next to nothing, its delicately transcendent visuals – courtesy of Moorhead’s photography background – constantly signposting some higher truth just around the next corner.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    The pay-off is a fast-moving, good-looking gallop of Mission: Impossible-style mask play, languorous conniving in courtyards and occasional outbreaks of derring-do that chews up three hours without pausing for quail sandwiches.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 80 Phil Hoad
    This clever thriller teeters on the brink of abstraction, and walks a razor wire between horror and an incredulous absurdity meant to stand for how women must live in the modern world: the daily toll of living in fear of aggression, physical assault and withstanding the misogynistic structures that excuse them.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    A sombre, steadfast argument for art’s life-giving properties.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    Becoming Cousteau is no hagiography, but greater distance might have also allowed Garbus to reflect more on the man’s environmental legacy.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 80 Phil Hoad
    Amid the current explosion of affirmative diversity-driven film-making, there is a kind of strength in such a self-excoriating and uncompromising point of view. Corbine Jr is one to watch.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 80 Phil Hoad
    If George Orwell had had a career stint as a Korean estate agent, this is the kind of story he might have turned out.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 80 Phil Hoad
    Gavras has seized his chance, staging this uptempo, carnivalesque crime pic with panache and wit.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 40 Phil Hoad
    Casas has an undeniable nose for middle-class peccadilloes, but tone is everything.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    If it’s not quite devious enough overall, Redux Redux still opens up a punchy murder-revenge side alley for the genre.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 100 Phil Hoad
    James’s sleek telling excels at intertwining the personal and the political with illuminating detail.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    The directors and Dastmalchian – high on his own bogus gravitas – have fun with a fresh premise that reminds us that light entertainment is the anteroom of hell.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 80 Phil Hoad
    A riptide of surrealism runs through Chino Moya’s ambitious debut feature, a fantasy suite of tales that don’t so much interlock as butt into one another and blurt out alarming, dreamlike correspondences.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 80 Phil Hoad
    What this solemn and enlivening documentary plunge into the history of Ridley Scott’s sci-fi classic reiterates is the idea of film as a collective art form – not just the wider circle of writers, performers and technicians beyond the director, but in the case of the truly great films, serendipitous access to a deeper collective unconscious to which we all have the keys – even if few know how to use them.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 40 Phil Hoad
    All the exertion – fleshed out in visuals that veer from Astro Boy-aping cutesiness to interestingly rough closeups, as if the animation itself is fraying in the heat of battle – pays diminishing dividends. The panoply of powers begin to seem interchangeable, the character arcs dim.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 80 Phil Hoad
    It has a stubborn, almost literary feel for character that accumulates a baleful momentum by the time the finale hits.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 80 Phil Hoad
    Kōsaka keeps Okko’s quest light and perky, not fully drilling into the vein of childhood trauma-induced fantasy that the best of Ghibli and Pixar hit upon. It proposes attentiveness to others as a means of self-care, but it has the same brisk impatience with real inner conflict that the grandmother has towards Okko’s outbursts.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 100 Phil Hoad
    Building to a remorseless climax, Sims-Fewer and co-writer/director Dusty Mancinelli brilliantly, and times almost unwatchably, overhaul the rape-revenge movie as something far more realistic, traumatised and noxious.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    Barfoot taps into liminal terrors more effectively through the visuals, from the gracefully shot fugue states experienced by stepmother and surrogate son, to a sinewy barrelling nightmare-beast that has apparently escaped from a Chris Cunningham video.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    Charli XCX’s drive and heart are infectious, even for non-Angels.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    It still just about puts the id in Hasidic, thanks to spiritually atmospheric cinematography and a twitchy, expressive performance from Davis, who resembles Riz Ahmed, and wards off evil with that most Jewish of charms: heroic self-deprecation.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    Despite possessing unusually detailed context for a thriller, it’s a bit like diplomatic efforts in the region: the same old story.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 80 Phil Hoad
    This dense but witty film is never caught short for a flourish.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    Belli’s supple direction – reminiscent of Edgar Wright’s pop’n’snap – keeps its energy levels high as it roves around the living room that is its main location; it also exults in the occasional set-piece, such as the players’ Jazzercise routine. There aren’t quite enough of these zany segues, but with a larger budget, you can smell the franchise potential here.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    With his reedy voice and fractionally mis-set eyes, Segan exploits his unsettling qualities in a deadpan performance that he lifts, as director, with pleasingly snappy, almost comic-book-like direction.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    If Atkinson isn’t quite the Coen inheritor he aspires to be, this hectic flurry of schemers, snatchers and low-lifes puts him three-quarters of the way to inventing a new genre: Texan noir farce.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 80 Phil Hoad
    Aguzarova is quietly phenomenal, never more so than in the sex scene where, holding her curled-up hands away from Tamik’s body, she manages to be coy, conflicted, detached, expectant and amused all at once.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    New Life makes the most of Jessica’s fraught interactions on the road, with spasmodic bursts of bubo-popping horror.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 80 Phil Hoad
    As for interpreting what it all means, leave that to Burns’s therapist. The flamboyance on display here, though, promises great things.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 80 Phil Hoad
    Forget the adulterated, Communist party-sponsored attempts at blockbusters of the past, self-taught animator Jiaozi’s film is an utterly self-assured pageant of Chinese mythology that, with head-spinning visuals, is a fine technical advertisement for what the country is capable of, in this case on a comparatively small $80m budget.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 40 Phil Hoad
    This tale of freelance underworld fixer Akilla Brown, played with careworn wisdom by Saul Williams, doesn’t live up to its sharp tailoring and has too much faith in fatigued beats from the gangster-film locker.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 80 Phil Hoad
    Conti manages the feat of being funny, emotionally astute and kinda sexy throughout.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    There’s nothing revolutionary here, but the hybrid of old-style battle manga with a more modern oneiric sensibility feels a little different from standard superhero loudhailing.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    While Knight and team duck origin-story slavishness that has dogged so much recent franchise work, they succeed in reviving the playful Saturday-morning-serial spirit of the original 80s Transformers.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    The four-part shuffle keeps it lively, and Naud is an imposing black hole.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    It’s not quite the full grand cru period drama from the Merchant Ivory vintage, but rather a semi-sparkling biopic.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    The opportunistic genre-welding holds together thanks to vivid performances. Bolger makes a slightly implausible character arc completely convincing, graduating from panicky improvisation to grim determination.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    In the end this is a fundamentally genre-subservient film, staying within the safe lines that absolves it from getting close to the true horrors it hints at.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    Both of the leads keep it low-key, with 95-year-old Renaud’s unfussy reminiscences dotted with defiant irony, and the initially unforthcoming Boon opening up under her cajoling as naturally as a flower.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    Developed by China’s Supreme People’s Procuratorate and directed by butt-kicking luminary Donnie Yen, The Prosecutor is a bizarre mashup of courtroom procedural and action flick; it is just as keen on lionising due process and the “shining light” of Chinese justice as it is on reducing civic infrastructure to smithereens in several standout bouts.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    It’s a shame that, as it ramps up, this generational tension isn’t dramatised with the sharpness it might have been.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    The finale is more of a schmaltzy salute to the guide-dog ethos than intimate documentation of the new owners’ stories. The street training sequences, though – shot in swooping knee-high Steadicam – are thrilling; mini kerbside action movies.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    Where it initially threatens to be a new The Thing, it finally serves up sloppy zomcom; just about enough for a Friday night but not much else.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 40 Phil Hoad
    It might work if Rita was a more appealing protagonist, capable of wringing out gallows humour or personal tragedy from her predicament.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    Emblazoned with mouthy Big Short-style info-dumps, and with a phone-selling scene reminiscent of The Wolf of Wall Street, Body Brokers outwardly seems to be aiming for high Scorsesian amoral operatics. But given the originality of Swab’s take, it’s a shame he couldn’t find the film a more appropriate style: at heart it is a more sober film intent on declaring its outrage.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    Mäkelä is too in bed with his protagonist’s objectives to develop the kind of perspective that might yield richer insights into the life/art trade-off.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    The film coheres quietly, thanks in no small part to the two excellent child performances.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    Even in terms of its attempted emotional cross-section of the pandemic, Convergence spreads its net too wide.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    Without any real stylisation to shake up Nolan’s inner realities beyond bog-standard techno-realism, this sunken place has no strong signature of its own – and little to add to the African American experience.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    This sharply crafted piece talks the talk and finally threatens to walk the walk.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 80 Phil Hoad
    Matt Vesely’s impressive debut ably stakes out its own territory, not least in the vast distances covered by a single on-screen actor and a handful of vocal performances.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 80 Phil Hoad
    It’s a quizzical time capsule of pre-internet fame from the perspective of a troubled but capable young man who knew his way around a camera.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 80 Phil Hoad
    It’s a testament to Scotney’s performance that Millie retains a perverse kind of integrity even as she dupes herself more than the people around her. A shrewd and promising debut.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 40 Phil Hoad
    There is little narrative, beyond the Wembley gig approaching; and, more crucially, little conflict, outer or inner.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 40 Phil Hoad
    Ivo van Aart’s movie gives full rein to that desire and is snappily directed – but in the end there is something self-satisfied and sententious about his feminist revenge flick.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    Director Axelle Carolyn maintains a pleasingly teasing rhythm so it’s a pity that, as the sprightly nursing-home gothic fun winds up, it descends into Scooby Dooish over-explication.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    Haze is excellent: pacing, weeping, baring his teeth and adding ample unruly emotion to his prison.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 40 Phil Hoad
    Charbonier and Powell like moving through the apartment in Steadicam but this results in a soupy style that seeks to cover for the lack of positional imagination and rigour in the script.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    The closing stretch – including an exorcism in an imam’s incantation-lined apartment (interior design goals!) – is brutally effective. By this time, Aisha Kandisha is a towering succubus; postcolonial theory stomping in on a pair of terrifying goat’s hooves.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    Parker clearly has ideas he’s aiming at, but lets his target slip in the fog of war.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 80 Phil Hoad
    Nocturne is simpatico with a protagonist who, in lieu of greatness, decides to steal – then play it like she owns it. An elegant, forking finale proves as much.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    With Civetta ably dashing off a couple of desperate kidnap attempts, The Gateway manages to scrabble over the line.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    Strangely, given Prieto’s visual acumen, the film is also a bit bland visually, bar a flashy prologue kicked off by the camera sinking into the bowels of the earth. But the story has enough residual power to deliver a dark night of the Mexican soul nonetheless.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 40 Phil Hoad
    Visually ravishing though it is, Scarlet is a hefty disappointment from director Mamoru Hosoda, a leading light from whom we expect more than an incoherent and overbearing fantasy.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    It gets turgid in its final third but backed by director Gigi Saul Guerrero’s cartoonish punch, Barraza’s cantankerous grimace and hair-trigger rejoinders are a pure pleasure.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 80 Phil Hoad
    The allegory is framed in fabulously lurid B-movie terms.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    Too many scenes of sub-vaudeville witchy cavorting suggest Kramer hasn’t completely mastered her own poetic register. But it is bracing to watch her reach for the stylised impact needed to carry her ideas about social identity; exactly the kind of the expressive messiness this wing of the post-#MeToo film industry should be engaging in if the old order isn’t going to reimpose itself.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    Even if the skimpy detailing of Sal and Vince’s past leaves the finale verging on sentimentality, rather than fully exposing the self-inflicted wound it’s supposed to be, Salvable’s overall melancholic undertow is hard to resist.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 40 Phil Hoad
    With scant visual bite, perhaps it should’ve been called Evil Ear.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 80 Phil Hoad
    The slaughter does start to get monotonous, but the film rallies in its final third.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 40 Phil Hoad
    How Herbig fails to capitalise on the sheer physical terror of their flight – the balloon’s basket is more a flimsily strung boxing ring – makes you wish someone like Werner Herzog had mounted this mad escapade for real.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    Some of the storytelling gets clotted, leaning too much on the girls shrilly screaming at each other. Bad Things, though, is sharply filmed, with cinematographer Grant Greenberg feng-shuiing the hotel spaces into tone-setting tableaux (with a touch of Twin Peaks’ kitsch).
    • 53 Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    At 85 minutes, Destroy All Neighbors gets a little indulgent, and the plot, as William finds his creative mojo in the company of his newly acquired ghoulish ensemble, is throwaway. But it’s a gleeful lo-fi rampage all the same.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    Hunt, though, gives an excellent performance in the lead role, agilely running the gamut from deadened admin serf and hipster-bar dating veteran, to infatuated young lover, to abuse victim. She brings emotional suppleness and complexity to what is – despite some flaws – a bold and stylish take on the endless samsara of digital romance.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    Christophe Honoré, now edging into veteran status with his 12th film, once again steps up to the oche of desire and infidelity. But this peppy, flighty and self-involved film – a hybrid of marital drama, chamber piece, erotic farce and crypto-musical – hovers frustratingly outside the bullseye.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    Its history assignment comes out pretty jumbled but this breezy YA vampire flick shrugs “whatever” and gets back to nailing the undead.

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