For 167 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 37% higher than the average critic
  • 13% same as the average critic
  • 50% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 4.9 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Phil Hoad's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 61
Highest review score: 100 Violation
Lowest review score: 20 Shark Bait
Score distribution:
  1. Positive: 48 out of 167
  2. Negative: 2 out of 167
167 movie reviews
    • 61 Metascore
    • 80 Phil Hoad
    It’s a quizzical time capsule of pre-internet fame from the perspective of a troubled but capable young man who knew his way around a camera.
    • 85 Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    It’s hard to deny Fuhrman’s pinch-faced vehemence and the film’s hallucinatory verve.
    • 41 Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    Right down to its blaspheming finale, The Exorcism of God burns with a subversive desire to rip back the veil on the church’s earthly corruption – but the iconoclasm is somewhat undermined by the daft horror mechanics Venezuelan director Alejandro Hildalgo props it up with.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 80 Phil Hoad
    Narrating the film with occasional gonzo outbursts (“We were so fucking stupid”), Krichevskaya is perhaps over-infatuated with her subject, but then Sindeeva seems like quite a character.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 40 Phil Hoad
    Patric’s inscrutable performance recedes intriguingly while Elwes over-reaches, suggesting a man locked in internal combat.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 80 Phil Hoad
    '83
    It is an endearing sports film with just enough awareness of where it stands, now that Britain’s imperial legacy is being questioned more than ever, on a larger field.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 40 Phil Hoad
    There is a certain Cartesian buzz to be had from Sensation if you abandon all hope of following the plot, and let it wash over you. But that won’t help when it tries to land a final twist that is supposed to bend minds, but is more likely to exhaust patience.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    Dolph Lundgren and Scott Adkins make a fine odd couple in this meatily satisfying action film – once it gets moving.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    Becoming Cousteau is no hagiography, but greater distance might have also allowed Garbus to reflect more on the man’s environmental legacy.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 80 Phil Hoad
    Amid the current explosion of affirmative diversity-driven film-making, there is a kind of strength in such a self-excoriating and uncompromising point of view. Corbine Jr is one to watch.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 80 Phil Hoad
    This dense but witty film is never caught short for a flourish.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 80 Phil Hoad
    Night Drive doesn’t quite have enough time left to build on sharp interlocking performances by Dalah and Bowen and give their characters the full noir shadings the suitcase coaxes out of them. But it’s still an intriguing alternative routeing for LA night-owl cinema.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    Even in terms of its attempted emotional cross-section of the pandemic, Convergence spreads its net too wide.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 80 Phil Hoad
    Madres never loses a strong underpinning of social conscience that seeps into director Ryan Zaragoza’s considered shots.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    Director Axelle Carolyn maintains a pleasingly teasing rhythm so it’s a pity that, as the sprightly nursing-home gothic fun winds up, it descends into Scooby Dooish over-explication.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    It gets turgid in its final third but backed by director Gigi Saul Guerrero’s cartoonish punch, Barraza’s cantankerous grimace and hair-trigger rejoinders are a pure pleasure.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    Its history assignment comes out pretty jumbled but this breezy YA vampire flick shrugs “whatever” and gets back to nailing the undead.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    With Civetta ably dashing off a couple of desperate kidnap attempts, The Gateway manages to scrabble over the line.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 40 Phil Hoad
    Charbonier and Powell like moving through the apartment in Steadicam but this results in a soupy style that seeks to cover for the lack of positional imagination and rigour in the script.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    The film coheres quietly, thanks in no small part to the two excellent child performances.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    It’s a shame that Durall doesn’t find his torrid and sophisticated story the visual register it deserves, leaving The Offering with a humdrum televisual ambience that’s a bit unsatisfying.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    In the end this is a fundamentally genre-subservient film, staying within the safe lines that absolves it from getting close to the true horrors it hints at.
    • 24 Metascore
    • 40 Phil Hoad
    The net effect of Debbie Harry popping up at 10-second intervals on the soundtrack to top up levels of ironic sass is to highlight how that quality is in generally short supply in the script.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    The closing stretch – including an exorcism in an imam’s incantation-lined apartment (interior design goals!) – is brutally effective. By this time, Aisha Kandisha is a towering succubus; postcolonial theory stomping in on a pair of terrifying goat’s hooves.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    The tech may be on the blink, but this striking debut makes humanity seem like a beautiful malfunction.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 40 Phil Hoad
    Partly set in the Mumbai underworld, Rakeysh Omprakash Mehra’s boxing drama aims at Raging Bull grit but has an unfortunately irresistible drift towards late-Rocky melodrama.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    Boarders is baggily structured, and feels overlong as a result. But it’s still an absorbing look at day-to-day involvement in a sport that’s a combination of dynamism and hyper-precision as an activity, but paradoxically nebulous and uncertain as a long-term career.
    • 82 Metascore
    • 80 Phil Hoad
    Ciorniciuc and his co-writer Lina Vdovîi, in allowing events to unfold slowly in front of the camera, have created a beautifully measured portrait of an amazingly resonant topic.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 40 Phil Hoad
    Given the inherent lack of drama in the kind of unbreakable faith on display here, anyone wishing to tell the story needs to work much harder than this laboured treatment to wring any nuance, conflict or indeed true sublimity from it.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 40 Phil Hoad
    Like the drilling operation, this was a script in sore need of a clean-up operation.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 40 Phil Hoad
    The directing is serviceable, but some rote imagery – especially the ominous crow of death – also likes to hit us over the head. Reddick should have concentrated on giving the characters that kind of treatment.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    Not just a valuable crash course in digital-age hermeneutics, this is a gauntlet thrown down to film-makers with an old-fashioned belief in the truth.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    This sharply crafted piece talks the talk and finally threatens to walk the walk.
    • 22 Metascore
    • 40 Phil Hoad
    Rose looks great – her androgynous poise reminiscent of the young Angelina Jolie – and does a capable job carrying Vanquish. But you wonder if this noir-filtered, John Wick-apeing thriller is a little too stripped-back for its own good to advance her career.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 40 Phil Hoad
    There is little narrative, beyond the Wembley gig approaching; and, more crucially, little conflict, outer or inner.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 80 Phil Hoad
    A riptide of surrealism runs through Chino Moya’s ambitious debut feature, a fantasy suite of tales that don’t so much interlock as butt into one another and blurt out alarming, dreamlike correspondences.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 40 Phil Hoad
    The daft title tries to promise splatterhouse brazenness, but actually fesses up to the film’s lack of imagination.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 40 Phil Hoad
    Ivo van Aart’s movie gives full rein to that desire and is snappily directed – but in the end there is something self-satisfied and sententious about his feminist revenge flick.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 100 Phil Hoad
    Building to a remorseless climax, Sims-Fewer and co-writer/director Dusty Mancinelli brilliantly, and times almost unwatchably, overhaul the rape-revenge movie as something far more realistic, traumatised and noxious.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 80 Phil Hoad
    As for interpreting what it all means, leave that to Burns’s therapist. The flamboyance on display here, though, promises great things.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 80 Phil Hoad
    This clever thriller teeters on the brink of abstraction, and walks a razor wire between horror and an incredulous absurdity meant to stand for how women must live in the modern world: the daily toll of living in fear of aggression, physical assault and withstanding the misogynistic structures that excuse them.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    Emblazoned with mouthy Big Short-style info-dumps, and with a phone-selling scene reminiscent of The Wolf of Wall Street, Body Brokers outwardly seems to be aiming for high Scorsesian amoral operatics. But given the originality of Swab’s take, it’s a shame he couldn’t find the film a more appropriate style: at heart it is a more sober film intent on declaring its outrage.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 40 Phil Hoad
    A film about a virus-ravaged country under lockdown should be able to hit cogent parallels at will at the moment – but a numbing repetition is sadly the main payout.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 80 Phil Hoad
    Nocturne is simpatico with a protagonist who, in lieu of greatness, decides to steal – then play it like she owns it. An elegant, forking finale proves as much.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 40 Phil Hoad
    With scant visual bite, perhaps it should’ve been called Evil Ear.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    Without any real stylisation to shake up Nolan’s inner realities beyond bog-standard techno-realism, this sunken place has no strong signature of its own – and little to add to the African American experience.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 80 Phil Hoad
    Sud – with plenty of inexorable tracking shots through the family’s chilly condo – efficiently tightens the screw as the twitchy mother and indulgent father first bicker, then are doomed together by their blood allegiances.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    It still just about puts the id in Hasidic, thanks to spiritually atmospheric cinematography and a twitchy, expressive performance from Davis, who resembles Riz Ahmed, and wards off evil with that most Jewish of charms: heroic self-deprecation.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    Christophe Honoré, now edging into veteran status with his 12th film, once again steps up to the oche of desire and infidelity. But this peppy, flighty and self-involved film – a hybrid of marital drama, chamber piece, erotic farce and crypto-musical – hovers frustratingly outside the bullseye.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    The opportunistic genre-welding holds together thanks to vivid performances. Bolger makes a slightly implausible character arc completely convincing, graduating from panicky improvisation to grim determination.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 40 Phil Hoad
    All the exertion – fleshed out in visuals that veer from Astro Boy-aping cutesiness to interestingly rough closeups, as if the animation itself is fraying in the heat of battle – pays diminishing dividends. The panoply of powers begin to seem interchangeable, the character arcs dim.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 40 Phil Hoad
    How Herbig fails to capitalise on the sheer physical terror of their flight – the balloon’s basket is more a flimsily strung boxing ring – makes you wish someone like Werner Herzog had mounted this mad escapade for real.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    Too many scenes of sub-vaudeville witchy cavorting suggest Kramer hasn’t completely mastered her own poetic register. But it is bracing to watch her reach for the stylised impact needed to carry her ideas about social identity; exactly the kind of the expressive messiness this wing of the post-#MeToo film industry should be engaging in if the old order isn’t going to reimpose itself.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    With Hewlett Jr often chronicling events in cool monochrome, shooting in close proximity if not exactly total intimacy, this snappy scrapbook tips the hat to the infectious creativity of Albarn’s travelling circus.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 80 Phil Hoad
    What this solemn and enlivening documentary plunge into the history of Ridley Scott’s sci-fi classic reiterates is the idea of film as a collective art form – not just the wider circle of writers, performers and technicians beyond the director, but in the case of the truly great films, serendipitous access to a deeper collective unconscious to which we all have the keys – even if few know how to use them.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 80 Phil Hoad
    You will no doubt bail out at some point – but that’s part of the deal. Llinás has done enough to make sure we come back.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 80 Phil Hoad
    Kōsaka keeps Okko’s quest light and perky, not fully drilling into the vein of childhood trauma-induced fantasy that the best of Ghibli and Pixar hit upon. It proposes attentiveness to others as a means of self-care, but it has the same brisk impatience with real inner conflict that the grandmother has towards Okko’s outbursts.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    This intelligently performed film is still a welcome look at a vital and underappreciated duty of state.
    • 80 Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    Castillo’s talent for spiritually attuned atmospherics could be her USP among Chile’s current crop of directors with idiosyncratic slants on their country’s recent past.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    The finale is more of a schmaltzy salute to the guide-dog ethos than intimate documentation of the new owners’ stories. The street training sequences, though – shot in swooping knee-high Steadicam – are thrilling; mini kerbside action movies.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 80 Phil Hoad
    Gavras has seized his chance, staging this uptempo, carnivalesque crime pic with panache and wit.
    • 86 Metascore
    • 80 Phil Hoad
    Hu provides no easy resolutions, and evidently found none himself. This epic of futility will have to stand as an epitaph for an extremely promising career cut short.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    While Knight and team duck origin-story slavishness that has dogged so much recent franchise work, they succeed in reviving the playful Saturday-morning-serial spirit of the original 80s Transformers.
    • 89 Metascore
    • 80 Phil Hoad
    Wang’s film is a vital excavation of history in danger of being eroded away.
    • 81 Metascore
    • 80 Phil Hoad
    Hosoda’s delicate, painterly style is perfect for capturing Kun’s evanescent imaginary haven – and conveying the message about the moral courage needed to leave it.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    Despite possessing unusually detailed context for a thriller, it’s a bit like diplomatic efforts in the region: the same old story.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 80 Phil Hoad
    The allegory is framed in fabulously lurid B-movie terms.

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