Phil de Semlyen

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For 492 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 51% higher than the average critic
  • 4% same as the average critic
  • 45% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 5.2 points higher than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Phil de Semlyen's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 71
Highest review score: 100 The Lost Daughter
Lowest review score: 20 Stuber
Score distribution:
  1. Negative: 5 out of 492
492 movie reviews
    • 76 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    The overall effect is one of wonderment, eccentricity and heartache that will connect deeply with anyone who recently spent an extended period stuck in close proximity with other human beings.
    • 80 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    Like a kind of cinematic Lego set, Ben Hania takes the building blocks of filmmaking and constructs from them something cathartic, affecting and original.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    Kubi is often wildly funny in Kitano’s straight-faced style, and it’s never less than a lot of fun. Fans of visceral, cynical action movies will lose their heads over it.
    • 80 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    Although the story isn’t autobiographical, there’s a tang of lived experience here – of very personal feelings and important questions being channelled through these characters – that keeps its sunlit landscapes and island interactions ground with relatability.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    For devoted filmlovers, Nouvelle Vague is a must-see – a joyful homage to the art of cinema that’ll have you queuing at your local repertory cinema as soon as the credits roll.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    A busier proposition than its HBO forefather, this sets up more than it can pay off. But it does manage to balance fan-service with plenty of rich, original, complex material.
    • 82 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    Comfortably Linklater’s best movie since Boyhood, Hit Man stands alongside School of Rock for big laughs and good vibes – albeit with a darker streak that slowly kicks in.
    • 80 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    Diehl and Pachner are both terrific, mastering Malick’s improvisational style and bringing earthy authenticity to its playful family moments.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    There are also juicy supporting roles for Shirley Henderson and Midnight in Paris’s Nina Arianda as the comedians’ long-suffering wives, Lucille and Ida. The film may be called Stan & Ollie, but it’s never more alive than when the four of them are onscreen.
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    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    For all its sombre revelations, A Cambodian Spring exudes a powerful sense of possibility. In these days of popular protest, it makes for an enthralling case study.
    • 83 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    Needless to say, Souleymane’s Story is not an easy watch. It’s a tough, unsparing and often heartbreaking look at life for the migrants who make the online world tick, and a jolt for those of us who use it unthinkingly.
    • 82 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    Navalny is a barely believable brew of activism, resistance, poisonings, death squads, exiles and homecomings. Most of all, it’s a story of courage in the face of ruthless repression and one of those all-too-rare geopolitical stories where the bad guys actually get some comeuppance.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    The dog of the title – a sinewy, reputedly rabid greyhound mix – offers Lang a foil and a path to rediscovering his sense of self. Their snappy early encounters give way to a deepening bond; two solitary souls forming one of the most touching on-screen relationships of the year.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    You’d need an army of flying monkeys to find a Wicked fan with a grumble about this film.
    • 81 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    Tom Cruise’s latest IMF outing is so relentlessly exhilarating, you’ll need a lie down afterwards.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    But what comes before [the ending] is so overflowing with ideas – about the erasure of Black culture, our relationship with past traumas, and the underseen side of the moviemaking business – and so brimming with visual flair, it puts most other blockbusters in the shade. Spend two hours watching it and a couple more unpacking it – with or without that know-it-all mate.
    • 83 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    It’s a journey into the lives – and headspaces – of several young non-verbal autistic people around the world that’s part immersive deep dive, part primal scream of upset and frustration, and part cri de coeur for more understanding and empathy from the rest of us.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    Happily, Send Help is both a return to the world of horror and a major return to form for the Evil Dead man, who’s been waylaid with bland franchise fare in recent years.
    • 82 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    Pig
    Like those truffles that kick it into gear, this film is a rare treat.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    Kids will love its primary-coloured wonderland that teems with weird and wonderful beasts, and only the stoniest-hearted grown-up won’t be moved by its inclusive celebration of family across generations.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    The ending doesn’t quite land, but this timely right-wing allegory promises there’s much more to come from Corbet.
    • 83 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    Japanese superstar-in-the-making Ryusuke Hamaguchi’s (Drive My Car) latest film is a touching ecological parable full of little feints and narrative red herrings. Just when you think it’s heading in one direction, it slips off elsewhere, like a fawn in the woods.
    • 79 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    The death of le Carré feels like the end of an era. The Pigeon Tunnel is its enthralling epitaph.
    • 81 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    Thanks to its pointed message about violence against women and injustice, this is a thriller with even sharper edges. Somewhere beneath its enthralling depiction of obsessive police work is a cry from the heart against a broken system.
    • 87 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    Minnie’s inner life, a fantasia of animations appearing Crumb-like around her, is dazzling, and there’s plenty of naked emotion amid the sex, drugs and hand-drawn penises.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    It’s defiantly cheesy and very hard to resist.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    By keeping the camera in the vehicle, hauntingly lit with the blur of passing houses and the glow of the mobile phone, Hallow Road invites you to fill the scene at the other end of the line with a shadowy menace that the final stretch really delivers on.
    • 81 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    With top performances and real heart, American Fiction is a film that diagnoses the problem and presents a cure.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    So, sure, the plot is overstuffed, the cross-cutting is frenzied, and Pegg’s goofy asides are the only light relief from the underlying somberness. If you’re looking for flaws, The Final Reckoning definitely has them. But with action sequences this adrenalised, no one is leaving short-changed.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    Minor grumbles aside, few Hollywood reboots can boast this blend of nostalgia, freshness and adrenaline. You will want to high five someone on the way out.
    • 81 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    What separates the ensuing mayhem from a thousand generic thrillers out there is an impish streak and writing that smartly juggles big ideas, mad gun battles and guilty laughs.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    In Saeed Roustayi’s Woman and Child, a carefully crafted and endlessly gripping drama that follows a Tehran family’s slow disintegration, it’s the supposedly joyous occasion of a marriage proposal that set the wheels of fate in motion.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    It takes a steady hand to pull off a horror film as outlandish as Dangerous Animals – a movie, lest we forget, that is literally about dangerous animals – but Byrne has pulled off something slick and confident here. It’ll keep horror fans out of the water for years.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    Journeyman may be intimate but it never feels small.
    • 85 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    Some of that tension dissipates in a more low-key third act that foregrounds the excellent Foïs and Colomb as a mother and daughter at loggerheads, but The Beasts is still a compelling, tragic study of human conflict in a scarily believable context.
    • 92 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    It’s an exercise in mindfulness that asks you to give yourself over to it lock, stock and barrel. If you’re willing to do that, you can cancel that meditation course.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    It’s rare for something this necrotic to feel this fresh.
    • 85 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    I’m Still Here takes you right into the machinery of a repressive regime, showing just enough of its dank jail cells and casual cruelties without overwhelming its deeper story of loss.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    Society of the Snow is careful to memorialise the dead in a moving, meaningful way.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    The Sisters Brothers may be a violent movie but it’s not an especially graphic one; the bad guys are coolly dispatched from a distance and with minimal Peckinpah-ish splatter. The one genuinely stomach-turning moment comes at the hands of a surgeon, not a gunman. Prepare yourself.
    • 80 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    As with the previous Knives Outs, the satire is applied in broad but enjoyable brushstrokes.
    • 80 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    With Slate, his co-creator, co-writer and ex-partner, director Dean Fleischer Camp charts a world in which a semi-orphaned talking shell not only makes perfect sense, but becomes a perfect vessel to share painful, relatable truths about life. Dementia, loneliness and heartbreak are all writ large in Marcel’s world.
    • 81 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    It’s a quiet tragedy that’s rendered close to uplifting by its gentle grace and compassion.
    • 82 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    With his energised 2021 breakthrough Sweat, von Horn followed a young influencer grappling with the dark side of online life. This period piece offers a very different kind of female odyssey through a lonely and forbidding world. The result is harrowing but seriously impressive.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    Serenity, wonderment and worry mix in this awe-inspiring, musical tour of the Earth’s waterways.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    It’s a testament to the deftness and love with which Brian and Charles is made that its sweetness never becomes saccharine, and the eccentricity never feels forced. The result is a total delight – the surprise package of the year.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    As a piece of London social history, Scala!!! is winningly leftfield and its spirit is wildly infectious. But you could watch it without having been within a thousand miles of this once-seedy corner of King’s Cross and still get a kick out of it.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    For a study of human connection at its most honest and affecting, with two remarkable lead performances, Dragonfly is a powerfully striking experience.
    • 84 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    Are You There God? It’s Me, Margaret is full of delights, poignant, peppery and plain life-enhancing. For anyone navigating the rocky journey into young adulthood, or any parent trying to help, it’ll feel like a hand stretched out in solidarity. Just like Judy Blume intended.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    If co-directors Svetlana Zill and Alexis Bloom paint a sometimes confronting picture of the price of ‘free love’, that never tarnishes their subject. You’re left with the sense that she was a butterfly neither the Stones nor any of the other men in her life could ever trap – a fitting epitaph to a mercurial life.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    There have been better animated sequels and more epic ones, but has there ever been a fluffier follow-up than this bouncy, buoyant caper starring at least half the nature world?
    • 78 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    This Nosferatu is a worthy modern addition to a classic horror lineage. Get lost in its shadows.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    Empathetic, funny and myth-busting – there are 300,000 children and adults living with TS in the UK alone whose condition will be better understood for this film – it gives you permission to laugh at the situation while feeling only compassion for the man.
    • 87 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    The resulting film is beautifully crafted and, despite what Hitch might say, definitely cinematic.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    Apart from the confetti-cannon finale, this isn’t the hackneyed stereoscopic where things burst through the screen, but an immersive front row and on-stage spot at Billie Eilish’s 2025 world tour.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    This enjoyably mean-spirited black comedy set in a grand country house will have you wondering who your real friends are – and what they really think of you.
    • 87 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    Sure, some of the plot twists are a bit labored, and there’s maybe a henchman too many—but, trust me, you’ll be too busy rooting for the superhero with a snout to care.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    Emotionally charged, Last Breath offers a forensic study of cold professionalism in the face of unfolding disaster. It’s deepened, too, by a rich cast of supporting characters, including Lemons’s fiancée in Scotland, the surface crew who recall the fateful night and his teary-eyed dive leader and mentor.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    Notre-Dame on Fire is really good at conveying an iconic building’s place in a nation’s soul, and the grief that its potential loss can provoke. Most of its symbolism is well-earned and resonant.
    • 89 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    Artfully lit and soundtracked by chirruping bugs and buzzing bees, the experience is so soothing that it’s easy to be caught out when the world’s distressing realities elbow in. But it speaks volumes for the power of its woozy spell that it’s so tough to see it broken.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    Sorrentino explores these heavyweight themes with his usual wit and high style – as well as a standout soundtrack of haunting classic cues and Eurodance bangers. Surreal, comedic touches also prick the pomposity of La Grazia’s cloistered world.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    You get why the pair would fall for each but you also get where the faultlines lie. Cullen maps it all out in an impressive, touching debut.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    After the self-satisfied The Gentlemen and the slick but sparkless Wrath of Man, it’s a nice reminder that at his best, Ritchie remains an accomplished teller of tall tales.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    The Devil Wears Prada 2 is one of those nice surprises, a so-called legacy sequel made with love and executed with flair. Think Top Gun: Maverick with better hats.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    It’s brimming with fascinating insights into the skill, conviction and sheer slog that went into tackling several rogue states, climate change and the odd dead cockroach on the West Wing floor without losing optimism, sanity or custody of the kids.
    • 85 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    Culkin, just as motor-mouthed and f-bombing as Succession’s Roman Roy, but here with an extra slug of despair, is the manic yin to Eisenberg’s neurotic but compassionate yang. It’s an inspired on-screen pairing that plays to both actor’s strengths and finds space for melancholy amid some deeply awkward laughs.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    ‘The most dangerous thing about Pandora,’ someone muses sagely at one point, ‘is that you grow to love it too much.’ Jim Cameron disagrees. He can’t love this place enough – and it’s infectious. 
    • 68 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    It’s refreshing to see a grown-up big-screen thriller this well crafted – and one that cares for its grounded characters and their predicaments. If it comes off the road once or twice, it’s still well worth the ride.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    A cinematic Rorschach test, it’s more likely to reaffirm your views on the man than challenge them.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    Every trick and technique here, from ingenious match cuts, to split screens and even comic-book cells, works to soup up the storytelling.
    • 87 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    Berger doesn’t make concessions for the easily teary: Robot Dreams is a film as much about separation as togetherness. But while the final reel is a low-key heartbreaker, the bubble never pops on the loveliness of what came before.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    Amirpour’s career to date offers a triptych of stories of women navigating men’s worlds, and needing all their nous and resources to survive in them – and this is her most straight-up enjoyable survivor tale yet. It’s a feminist parable that may not linger as long as in the mind as her more provocative debut, but it’s irresistible fun in the moment.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    Abbasi offered a brilliantly leftfield perspective on immigration and otherness with his 2018 debut Border, and his follow-up takes no prisoners in his critique of Iranian society’s built-in misogyny and fake piety.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    Newcomer Fonte is terrific in the lead role, communicating Marcello’s meek protests with a twitchy physicality that grows slowly into a sketchy defiance.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    [Villeneuve] has nailed it where, in different ways David Lynch, Alejandro Jodorowksy and Ridley Scott all floundered. His Dune is sprawling, spectacular and politically resonant in its critique of colonialism and exploitation.

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