Phil de Semlyen

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For 490 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 51% higher than the average critic
  • 4% same as the average critic
  • 45% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 5.2 points higher than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Phil de Semlyen's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 71
Highest review score: 100 The Lost Daughter
Lowest review score: 20 Stuber
Score distribution:
  1. Negative: 5 out of 490
490 movie reviews
    • 73 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    Apart from the confetti-cannon finale, this isn’t the hackneyed stereoscopic where things burst through the screen, but an immersive front row and on-stage spot at Billie Eilish’s 2025 world tour.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    The Devil Wears Prada 2 is one of those nice surprises, a so-called legacy sequel made with love and executed with flair. Think Top Gun: Maverick with better hats.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    Sorrentino explores these heavyweight themes with his usual wit and high style – as well as a standout soundtrack of haunting classic cues and Eurodance bangers. Surreal, comedic touches also prick the pomposity of La Grazia’s cloistered world.
    • 85 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    A slow cinema treat, Two Prosecutors rewards patience, with endless waiting rooms and antechambers both a limbo state and a last-chance saloon for Kornyev. It’s a haunting, mesmerising, pessimistic piece of work.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    The symbolism is lightly worn here in a gently observational film that’s underpinned with humanism and compassion.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    With Gosling and Hüller to the fore, Lord and Miller have delivered a cosmic adventure with hope in its heart and a twinkle in its eye.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    Smart storytelling and snappy editing elevate the jokes and enrich the emotions.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    If, like Alan Partridge, you believe that Wings were ‘the band The Beatles could have been’, Morgan Neville’s propulsively upbeat music doc is a total treat.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    It’s refreshing to see a grown-up big-screen thriller this well crafted – and one that cares for its grounded characters and their predicaments. If it comes off the road once or twice, it’s still well worth the ride.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    Rather than a bruising marital wipeout drama, Is This Thing On? is a film about how new purpose and a new tribe can help you re-evaluate what was there all along (the title, of course, refers to the marriage as well as the mic). It might make you think about relationships differently; it probably won’t make you want to take up stand-up.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    Happily, Send Help is both a return to the world of horror and a major return to form for the Evil Dead man, who’s been waylaid with bland franchise fare in recent years.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    Finally, someone has returned to The Damned United’s cunning formula for a good football movie: don’t show any football.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    Empathetic, funny and myth-busting – there are 300,000 children and adults living with TS in the UK alone whose condition will be better understood for this film – it gives you permission to laugh at the situation while feeling only compassion for the man.
    • 81 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    This is simultaneously the nastiest and most soulful of the franchise to date – and the most probing.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    Sure, it’s a somewhat honeyed portrait that lacks voices to put the other side across. But as the flimsiness of the case against Assange is laid bare, so too is a system that tried to suffocate, torture and crush him to protect its interests.
    • 89 Metascore
    • 100 Phil de Semlyen
    Marty Supreme is a stunning achievement, a breathless yet precisely controlled joyride full of vivid characters, hairpin turns and did-that-just-happen moments – and a modernist fairy tale about big ambitions colliding with grubby street-level realities and capitalism’s seedy imperatives. This is a film that’s built to last.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    There have been better animated sequels and more epic ones, but has there ever been a fluffier follow-up than this bouncy, buoyant caper starring at least half the nature world?
    • 61 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    It’s weird, in the year 2025, that it seems timely to point out that the Nazis were bad. But Nuremberg, an old-fashioned and satisfyingly complex morality tale in the guise of a courtroom drama and spy thriller, does that job in impressive style.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    For a study of human connection at its most honest and affecting, with two remarkable lead performances, Dragonfly is a powerfully striking experience.
    • 84 Metascore
    • 100 Phil de Semlyen
    Like Nomadland, another film that maps out rocky terrain with impressionistic grace, Hamnet is a deep-felt ode to loss and resilience. Zhao doesn’t just tell you about the healing power of art, she shows you. Prepare your tear ducts accordingly.
    • 83 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    Needless to say, Souleymane’s Story is not an easy watch. It’s a tough, unsparing and often heartbreaking look at life for the migrants who make the online world tick, and a jolt for those of us who use it unthinkingly.
    • 80 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    As with the previous Knives Outs, the satire is applied in broad but enjoyable brushstrokes.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    Cinematographer Pal Ulvik Rokseth’s handheld camera work, some really slick editing and canny use of real news footage, combined with impressive CGI, give it all a pulse-raisingly immersive quality, like a plunge into the underworld.
    • 92 Metascore
    • 100 Phil de Semlyen
    Remake is emotionally shattering.
    • 86 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    Martel’s forensic doc shatters any sense that, for her fellow Argentinians, the colonial burden has been lifted. It’s an intimate pinhole camera capturing an IMAX-sized story.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    Beyond the regular crunch of fist on bone, The Smashing Machine is an unexpectedly gentle, soulful character study that has Johnson undercutting his crowd-pleasing ‘The Rock’ persona with vulnerability and boyish uncertainty.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    Those first 40-odd minutes are unbearably tense. Ferguson is a standout in a strong ensemble cast
    • 78 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    As with The Shape of Water, del Toro makes no secret of where his sympathy lies and who the real monsters are, but there are surprises here. Not least of which is how moved you might feel in the end.
    • 81 Metascore
    • 100 Phil de Semlyen
    There’ll be moans from horrorheads that it’s not scary throughout, but in deepening his exploration of family life in the ‘burbs, Cregger sharpens his twisted scares to a dagger point. And the frights, when they come, really land.
    • 88 Metascore
    • 100 Phil de Semlyen
    A groundbreaking view of the horror and pity of war, I can’t remember a cinematic experience quite like it. It’s devastating and extraordinary.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    M3GAN 2.0 continues to offer up a goofy brand of cautionary tale, too: against AI, tech dependence, and Silicon Valley types who want to stick a chip in their brains. You can take that seriously as you want to, just don’t be surprised to find yourself watching it again on your cellphone one day.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    There’s so much in Grenfell: Uncovered about the state of modern Britain that Sadiq does brilliantly not to get sidetracked.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    It’s hard to draw too much old-school romance from this world of sponsorship, celebrity and sports washing, but F1 manages it on the back of Pitt’s earthy charm. Watch it rev into the canon of great sports movies. Motion sickness tablets recommended.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    It takes a steady hand to pull off a horror film as outlandish as Dangerous Animals – a movie, lest we forget, that is literally about dangerous animals – but Byrne has pulled off something slick and confident here. It’ll keep horror fans out of the water for years.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    In Saeed Roustayi’s Woman and Child, a carefully crafted and endlessly gripping drama that follows a Tehran family’s slow disintegration, it’s the supposedly joyous occasion of a marriage proposal that set the wheels of fate in motion.
    • 91 Metascore
    • 100 Phil de Semlyen
    The director is clearly having a whale of a time taking the piss out of the corruption, cruelty and bribery rife in his country.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    For devoted filmlovers, Nouvelle Vague is a must-see – a joyful homage to the art of cinema that’ll have you queuing at your local repertory cinema as soon as the credits roll.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    So, sure, the plot is overstuffed, the cross-cutting is frenzied, and Pegg’s goofy asides are the only light relief from the underlying somberness. If you’re looking for flaws, The Final Reckoning definitely has them. But with action sequences this adrenalised, no one is leaving short-changed.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    By keeping the camera in the vehicle, hauntingly lit with the blur of passing houses and the glow of the mobile phone, Hallow Road invites you to fill the scene at the other end of the line with a shadowy menace that the final stretch really delivers on.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    Writer-actors Tim Key and Tom Basden’s three-hander, set on a remote British isle, have delivered a rare blend of unkempt charm, emotional precision and soulful folk music with this feature-length expansion of their own 2007 short, The One and Only Herb McGwyer Plays Wallis Island.
    • 87 Metascore
    • 100 Phil de Semlyen
    A survival epic full of mysteries and magic, it’s an animated epic worthy of Ghibli.
    • 85 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    With this quick-witted and sexually supercharged espionage caper, Steven Soderbergh and his screenwriter David Koepp (Jurassic Park) have just remade Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy for the Industry generation.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    As ever, it’s Zellweger that provides the secret sauce.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    Emotionally charged, Last Breath offers a forensic study of cold professionalism in the face of unfolding disaster. It’s deepened, too, by a rich cast of supporting characters, including Lemons’s fiancée in Scotland, the surface crew who recall the fateful night and his teary-eyed dive leader and mentor.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    This Nosferatu is a worthy modern addition to a classic horror lineage. Get lost in its shadows.
    • 79 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    Directed with real élan by Edward Berger – going two-for-two on literary adaptions after his take on All Quiet on the Western Front – Conclave is a film for the ’they don’t make ’em like they used to’ brigade.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    You’d need an army of flying monkeys to find a Wicked fan with a grumble about this film.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    But for all its flaws, it’s a colossally entertaining ride that never stints on its efforts to wow you with its scale and spectacle.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    Most of all, it’s a colourful journey lit up with great tunes and a deep love of music – an ingenious, infectious new spin on the music doc.
    • 83 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    It’s the two characters with no dialogue at all, Gromit and Feathers, who steal the show – a pair of silent cinema-style adversaries sparring in another joyfully Aardman nostalgic caper.
    • 82 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    A film made with cold courage by the victim of a sexual assault, this gripping Japanese documentary plays like a ’70s conspiracy thriller.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    McQueen isn’t questioning the courage or endurance of the city and its people through these brutal days. But he is probing our relationship with this over-lionised period of our history, though, and finding it hopelessly romanticised. Maybe it’s time, his flawed but hard-hitting film suggests, to lift the curfew on looking it afresh.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    It’s a story of dehumanisation, children in cages, and the blurting, vote-craving policy-making of government by id – and it’s shattering to experience.
    • 85 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    I’m Still Here takes you right into the machinery of a repressive regime, showing just enough of its dank jail cells and casual cruelties without overwhelming its deeper story of loss.
    • 91 Metascore
    • 100 Phil de Semlyen
    The Brutalist is a major work of art that asks something from its audience but gives back in spades.
    • 79 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    A deliciously barbed, but wise and ultimately hopeful investigation of female sexual desire, marriage and modern power dynamics that takes a hundred touchpoints, from ’80s erotic thrillers to the indie candour of Sex, Lies and Videotape and Secretary, and does something completely new with them.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    This analogue noir set in central China evokes satisfying memories of Bong Joon-ho’s great Korean crime thriller Memories of Murder.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    Like its xenomorphs, Romulus is best when it’s single-minded, streamlined and ferocious. See it on IMAX and hold on tight.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    The dog of the title – a sinewy, reputedly rabid greyhound mix – offers Lang a foil and a path to rediscovering his sense of self. Their snappy early encounters give way to a deepening bond; two solitary souls forming one of the most touching on-screen relationships of the year.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    Can a movie leave you with a comedown? If it’s as raucous and unruly as Kneecap, a nonstop blizzard of beats, bumps of white powder and punky defiance of the British and Belfast’s sectarian past, the answer’s a firm ‘yes’.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 100 Phil de Semlyen
    It’s artfully shot, the aspect ratio tightening claustrophobically as it flashes back to the 1970s. But Perkins’s script also sprinkles in sudden shocks, deeply macabre moments and slashes of dark humour to generate a deep unease all of its own.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    It charts an unexpected success story that leaves you hopeful others will embrace its lessons.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    The result is an empathetic, emotionally candid treat – Pixar’s own brains trust back at full capacity.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    It’s rare for something this necrotic to feel this fresh.
    • 82 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    With his energised 2021 breakthrough Sweat, von Horn followed a young influencer grappling with the dark side of online life. This period piece offers a very different kind of female odyssey through a lonely and forbidding world. The result is harrowing but seriously impressive.
    • 84 Metascore
    • 100 Phil de Semlyen
    It clocks in at three hours but not a scene feels superfluous as its central quartet – dad, mum, two teenage daughters – squabble, fall out and finally implode in a subversive final act.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    Santosh positions its protagonist as a fundamentally decent woman in an impossible situation, rather than a crusading cop on mission. If ‘Training Day with more grey areas’ sounds dull, it’s anything but.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    A cinematic Rorschach test, it’s more likely to reaffirm your views on the man than challenge them.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 100 Phil de Semlyen
    The tone is incredibly specific – darkly funny, exuberant, sad and enraged – and the small cast nails it.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    If co-directors Svetlana Zill and Alexis Bloom paint a sometimes confronting picture of the price of ‘free love’, that never tarnishes their subject. You’re left with the sense that she was a butterfly neither the Stones nor any of the other men in her life could ever trap – a fitting epitaph to a mercurial life.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    With The Fall Guy, stuntman-turned-filmmaker David Leitch and his bang-on-form stars, Ryan Gosling and Emily Blunt, have nestled a frisky, winsome romantic comedy inside the framework of an old-school, full-throttle action movie and conjured up a pretty perfect Friday night at the movies in the process.
    • 82 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    If the story construction is intricate, the tennis is ferocious.
    • 79 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    Stark social drama meets boy’s own adventure in this strikingly photographed African-set, Oscar-nominated adventure.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    The new Dev Patel is taking no prisoners in this slice of Mumbai mayhem, announcing himself as a filmmaker with possibly the most ferocious mainstream action movie since The Raid, and as an action star by sticking a knife into a goon’s neck. With his teeth.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    From sombre Islamic prayers to café-touba-fuelled socialising, Banel & Adama is stitched beautifully together from the fabric of rural Senegalese traditions.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    It’s wonderfully creepy and unnervingly familiar, like Alan Partridge by way of The Exorcist. If that doesn’t automatically enter it into the pantheon of classic midnight movies, I don’t know what does.
    • 95 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    Do you work to live or live to work? If you’ve got a half-decent job, it might just be the latter. For young millennial Angela, a hard-pressed PA at a Bucharest film production company in Radu Jude’s self-described tale of ‘Cinema and Economics in Two Parts’, it’s barely even the former.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    Stopmotion feels born out of the sheer mental challenge of being trapped in a room with macabre creations that come to life over weeks of painstaking labour.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    It’s anthropology, not violence, that provides the sting in the tail – a thought-provoking coda to an often pulse-pounding survival horror.
    • 79 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    As a sequel, it works for the same reasons that make The Empire Strikes Back so many people’s favourite Star Wars film: there’s a darkness, a bleakness, that makes the fist-pumping moments feel all-the-more earned.
    • 81 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    With top performances and real heart, American Fiction is a film that diagnoses the problem and presents a cure.
    • 85 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    Culkin, just as motor-mouthed and f-bombing as Succession’s Roman Roy, but here with an extra slug of despair, is the manic yin to Eisenberg’s neurotic but compassionate yang. It’s an inspired on-screen pairing that plays to both actor’s strengths and finds space for melancholy amid some deeply awkward laughs.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    [Arcel's] crafted a kind of Danish The Last of the Mohicans that’s full of passion and political conviction. It should stand the test of time almost as well as its rugged hero.
    • 81 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    With a Bully XL jawline, the scale and intricate design of a Gaudi cathedral and the rage of a grumpy old codger, the subsea icon emerges from the cracks of modern blockbuster-making to remind the world that there is a much better way to make a monster flick.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    As a piece of London social history, Scala!!! is winningly leftfield and its spirit is wildly infectious. But you could watch it without having been within a thousand miles of this once-seedy corner of King’s Cross and still get a kick out of it.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    It could have a lot of sentimental mush, but with Jackson and Caine on this form, it’s a total heartbreaker.
    • 82 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    The Holdovers is a triumphant comeback story for Alexander Payne, too. The director bounces back from 2017’s misfiring Downsizing to find his tone – a rare kind of jaded hopefulness – with all his old assurance.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    Fennell has captured something real about these unreal people and the world they live in. Her film slices with a scalpel, peels back the layers and finds only hollowness beneath. Maybe that’s the real twist.
    • 79 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    The death of le Carré feels like the end of an era. The Pigeon Tunnel is its enthralling epitaph.
    • 85 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    The level of brainwashing, privation and systemic abuse makes for an enraging, confronting watch, but it’s refreshingly focused on the people, rather than geopolitics. Just like for its two fleeing families, Beyond Utopia is an emotional journey.
    • 87 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    Berger doesn’t make concessions for the easily teary: Robot Dreams is a film as much about separation as togetherness. But while the final reel is a low-key heartbreaker, the bubble never pops on the loveliness of what came before.
    • 83 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    20 Days in Mariupol can’t match For Sama for a Hollywood ending. That film sought to cut its bleakness with a whisper of hope – a new baby born in a shelled maternity ward – and a sense that something might, just might, survive the horror. Chernov has nothing as optimistic as that for us, just a fly-on-the-wall account of an unfolding atrocity. And it’s devastating.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    Society of the Snow is careful to memorialise the dead in a moving, meaningful way.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    As an exploration of what motivates people at work – and what doesn’t – it’s smartly and subtly observed.
    • 90 Metascore
    • 100 Phil de Semlyen
    A gripping, visceral human drama that occasionally turns shakycam thriller to excellent effect, it’s a small victory for empathy over coarseness. Like Michael Winterbottom’s prescient 2003 docudrama In This World, it demands that you witness the treatment of refugees with your own eyes.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    Like the musical style it’s named after, it plays slowly. But hang in there and you’ll find an enthralling requiem mass to a dying breed of hardscrabble gangsters and dirty cops that boasts a clutch of juicy performances.
    • 82 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    Comfortably Linklater’s best movie since Boyhood, Hit Man stands alongside School of Rock for big laughs and good vibes – albeit with a darker streak that slowly kicks in.
    • 79 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    Empathetic rather than judgy, Coppola’s relationship drama hands agency back to its young heroine.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    It’s a film for cinephiles as well as musos and romantics, with its discrete ‘movements’ mirroring the movie making style of its time frame.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    Like a hollow-point shell, David Fincher’s slickly enjoyable assassin thriller is explosive but empty.

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