Phil de Semlyen

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For 492 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 51% higher than the average critic
  • 4% same as the average critic
  • 45% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 5.2 points higher than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Phil de Semlyen's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 71
Highest review score: 100 The Lost Daughter
Lowest review score: 20 Stuber
Score distribution:
  1. Negative: 5 out of 492
492 movie reviews
    • 42 Metascore
    • 40 Phil de Semlyen
    It’s not that you can’t see what Von Trier is getting at, it’s just you wish he’d get there quicker and without all the desecrated bodies. For most of its hefty runtime, The House That Jack Built is just a slog.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    Ridley Scott delivers a spectacular but flavourless French history lesson.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    It’s far from a ham-fisted, tasteless Bialystocky nightmare. But neither does it avoid some jarring dissonance, as Celie, a young Black woman in 1900s Georgia, goes from a deep personal hell to some hard-won peace via slickly choreographed saloon-bar stompers, banjo-picking blues numbers, and an awkwardly-staged soul ballad framed within an RKO-style dream sequence.
    • 85 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    Unfortunately, its 39 minutes unfold in such motor-mouthed haste, it feels like a dad belting through a bedtime story while the football’s on downstairs.
    • 84 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    It demands patience and an open mind, but Lowery’s return to his indie roots after Pete’s Dragon is a highly unusual and, at times, emotionally shattering fable.
    • 82 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    This is obviously a deeply personal subject for Noé, who has spoken about experiencing the fallout of dementia first-hand. But while his film gradually pummels you, it can’t match 2021’s superb dementia chamber piece The Father for impact or insight. As it grinds towards its slightly contrived ending, it does start to feel like rubbernecking.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    Kangaroo has a love for the people, landscape and wildlife that leaves a warm glow. It’s not doing anything wildly different or unexpected, but it’ll put a smile on your face.
    • 80 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    Unfolding at the American filmmaker’s measured tempo, it’s more droll than LOL-funny, though there are some big laughs along the way.
    • 80 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    Beautiful acted by Japanese veteran Yakusho, it’s a character study with real depth. Maybe not top tier Wenders, but still one to linger over.
    • 80 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    Even by the writer-director’s standards of naturalistic, middle-class restraint, it’s a ruminative experience that borders on slow-going. But The Eternal Daughter is also an ode to mothers and daughters that will leave a few teary messes in the stalls, and it’s beautifully acted by Tilda Swinton in not one, but two roles.
    • 80 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    If the pay-off aims for the gut and misses, the journey to that point provides a searing microcosm of a corrupt and degrading system.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    For those masters of small-scale vérité social dramas, it’s such a bracing sensation to see them tiptoeing into genre terrain, you’ll forgive the fact that the villains are two-dimensional and that the ending is jarringly abrupt.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    Sharply scripted with a melancholic charm.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 40 Phil de Semlyen
    There’s a tonne of interesting questions raised in all this that you’re just too numbed to absorb. No matter how often Malcolm goes outside to yell his frustrations into the night sky, the drama doesn’t feel any less airless.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    Thelma is neither as funny nor as Marmite-y as Little Miss Sunshine, a kindred spirit in the quirky indie realm, but its light shines in myriad little character beats.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    Splicing in montage footage of marching soldiers, shots from Lawrence Olivier’s Henry V, and even archers in action, and layering in discordant sound design, Boyle reinvents the zombie movie as a bloody pop-art installation.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    Not top tier Jarmusch, but still a funny, soulful anthology worth seeking out.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    Compelling performances and beautifully told heroics but the pacing is flawed in terms of a thrilling cinematic experience.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    Even with its cramp-preventing intermission, Occupied City’s epic runtime doesn’t deliver the same accretion of emotional power that makes, say, Claude Lanzmann’s nine-hour Holocaust doc, Shoah, so great. Instead, it begins to open itself up to monotony and worse, glibness.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    Malek’s twitchy brand of anti-charm makes him an unusual lead for a film like this, and his outsider energy works better as the tormented killer-to-be than the doting husband. Heller is not always easy to root for, which can make The Amateur a chilly experience.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    A brooding, muscular FBI procedural that occasionally explodes into Point Break-y action, Aussie director Justin Kurzel’s (Snowtown) true-life thriller delves, pungently and topically, into the inner workings of white nationalism in America before deciding that squealing tyres and shootouts are a lot more fun.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    Heady with cordite fumes and high on its violent spectacle, this Chris Hemsworth-fronted action-thriller makes for a surprise-free but passable lockdown watch.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    As a supernatural chiller, In Flames finds itself undermined by its own everyday horrors.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    Much easier to admire and appreciate than it is to fall head over heels for, The French Dispatch has Wes Anderson in full megamix mode as he packs three short stories into an anthology structure that bubbles with flamboyance and ideas, before keeling over under the weight of own narrative cargo.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    It’s a pungent articulation of American chaos. The problem is that it’s not telling us much that we don’t already know.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    If Kidnapped aims to dive into the subconscious of its characters, it gets stuck on the surface.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    Director Bill Condon (Gods and Monsters) can do this stuff with his eyes closed, and sometimes it feels like he might be doing that as the plot chugs from London to Berlin and secrets are duly uncovered. But there’s enough visual flair to elevate things above standard genre fare.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 40 Phil de Semlyen
    It’s all heading somewhere special as Kelly muses on masculinity and colonialism, but then coherence gives way to flashy visuals and bursts of expressionistic violence.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    Motel Destino never deviates radically enough from that tried-and-tested Postman template to throw up too many surprises. The result is frisky but fleeting.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    Genre fans will admire the ceaseless mayhem of this rare Indian entry to the carnage canon. It’s not The Raid, or even this year’s Monkey Man, but it’s got some slick moves of its own.

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